CRASH BANG WALLOP, WHAT A VIDEO! Oh, I know it’s too long for anyone to watch, so I’ve set chapters for you to get to the goodies. Click the Ground Zero link if you just wanna see an angry lady give us what-for. As for why the what-for is landing at our door, watch the preamble for the full story as that will set your exasperation accordingly for when it later kicks off. Rather unusually, I have some rules below for commenting on this one, so please adhere before writing on here or you may find your words disappear!
01:52 Timeline start
07:48 Inspection & testing
09:22 It starts to get a bit odd…
12:34 Let’s recap!
13:22 THAT phone call & the events of Tuesday 7th March
25:50 A vehicular analogy
27:51 Wednesday 8th March
29:45 Thursday 9th March - SNOW DAY!!
42:37 Friday’s Jeckyll & Hyde show
44:14 You have got to be f@@king kidding me!
49:23 Option 1, option 2… or option… uh… 3?
50:25 Descent into madness
57:44 And then this happened…
01:01:11 Okay, now we’re curious…
01:03:02 Ride-along!
01:05:27 Back into the lion’s den…
01:08:34 Wait… what??!
01:10:09 Ground Zero - VOLUME WARNING FROM THIS POINT!
01:22:44 It’s da law!
01:29:03 Endgame & start of annotated footage
01:37:05 You’re fa’ckin nicked mate!
01:37:41 To be fair, Nuneaton is a toilet
01:38:06 She fought the law… and the law won
01:41:38 Have you humiliated me enough? [Well, there’s this thing called the internet]
01:50:39 All it ever needed was a woman’s touch
01:52:31 Epilogue
01:54:13 Coffee & cigars
Comment rules:
Please refrain from misogynistic remarks regarding the lady herself. I’ve made a few jibes in the vid born out of the exasperation I’ve felt in dealing with her, so nothing else needs adding to put the boot in. Let’s assume she’ll see this; she’ll be upset by it, and nobody need twist the knife further with unkind remarks. Comment on the attitude she presented, but no cheap shots about physical appearance or such.
If you’re a local, you may recognise the lady, street or police officers. That doesn’t mean y’ can pop on to broadcast names/addresses like a smug prick. It’s taken hours to excise identifiable information and I don’t want that work undone by a careless commentor. Such will be removed and, if repeated, offenders will be blocked from commenting on all my videos forever.
Refrain from remarks such as “You should have fisted her bucket”, or “equality means you oughta have chinned her”. I never felt threatened so there was no need for me to strike or mistreat her; I merely wanted to get my gear so we could escape. If there was a fear of threat, I perhaps would’ve acted more offensively as a defence.
Finally, perhaps you’re a Jeremy Corbyn voting, Radio6 listening, guitar-playing hipster ponce now crying over your real ale because you feel everyone is to blame except the lady doing all the shouting & scratching, so now you want to have a pop at the cops for being fascist bastards?
Personally, I believe the coppers showed a lot of patience, especially Officer 2. As for a misunderstanding on my part about what Karen was expecting of us, it should be clear to anyone who watched the whole video that she simply doesn’t listen or absorb information. Was I upfront and clear with her? Yes. Do I feel bad for her? Yes. Did I do my best for her? Yes. Should I take everything she throws at me because she seems to have some issues that were never declared to us? No.
I may not have clocked it at first, but this lass has a problem with communication. Still, I can only interact with my fellow humans on the (hopefully rational) level I myself operate at during my few sober hours. If I encounter someone who’s on a different mental plane, I can’t guarantee things won’t go awry. Yes, she has problems, but so do all the rest of us, and I find running the business difficult & stressful enough without dealing with someone whose expectations are so far removed from all our written & verbal discussions.
Officer 1 reviewed the Camera 1 footage so I guess Kaz was right to say he hadn’t seen everything as Nige had moved outside, but she has a penchant for exaggeration: I never put my knee to her chest or assaulted her. I’ve blown up the bodycam shot where Nige steps out to show that.
PowerDirector doesn’t do a top job blurring multiple targets, so block-blurs applied manually are often employed which obscure elements they didn’t need to. A black bar is also used to cover identifying details. It’s taken days of frame-by-frame editing to put this smegger together.
The raw footage is available upon request to the cops, Karen or any legal representation she appoints, but nobody else. I’ve nothing to hide but sharing it unedited wouldn’t be fair for all involved. I’ve tried to keep the footage intact, except for spooling through recanting the story twice to the Police which I whizzed over as you’ve been given the full dope and don’t need to hear it again.
Bodycam: amzn.to/3npWJi6
Music: Hero Rescore, www.alyssavery.com
30 сен 2024
