THE INAPPROPRIATE WAY TO INSPECT YOUR ANIME FIGURES - Samurai Buyer (Skit + Giveaway)

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They make them figures a little too realistic sometimes...
Don't forget you can win your own Miku figure by leaving a comment either on twitter of facebook with a #SamuraiBuyer
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Coupon code for 50% off service fee: HAPPYSENPAI
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@NerdEnthusiast 8 лет назад

The skits are some of the funniest shit ever, you should do them more often XD

@nickanime6078 8 лет назад

True

@TheArtofKAS 8 лет назад

+NerdEnthusiast YESSSSS MOREEEEE!!!!!!!

@firedisco3279 8 лет назад

he had a very nice intro xD

@darylnguyen5193 8 лет назад

Yup More

@Toasty_Jz 8 лет назад

It gets funnier every time

@---ev1jt 8 лет назад

"I couldn't help but notice this one, it's huge!" -Noble 2016

@thegirlgamer8518 8 лет назад

😂😂😂

@Jordi_NL 8 лет назад

well I was going to quote that, but it's good to see someone else was paying attention too. xD

@xf_art_ 8 лет назад

Giggity

@chikahakozaki2273 8 лет назад

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

@xf_art_ 8 лет назад

+Corbin Anonymous XD

@limebunny5481 8 лет назад

4:55 Translation Japanese 水雷魂一、悖らず一、恥じず一、憾まず - 艦これアニメ English Torpedo Soul One, to oppose One, to feel ashamed One, to feel remorse - Kantai Collection (Kancolle) Anime You're welcome :)

@slouchygames1923 6 лет назад

Lime Bell thank you i got really confused for a moment till i read your post

@te0b3ar81 8 лет назад

NO NOBLE, DON'T USE IT!!! DON'T USE THE FACE-BANK

@xf_art_ 8 лет назад

Face-Bank+"object"= Giggity

@te0b3ar81 8 лет назад

+WhipcreamMonster XD

@xf_art_ 8 лет назад

+The Shadow Hunter (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@crazyspadger3602 8 лет назад

it leteraly eats your money and never get it back

@te0b3ar81 8 лет назад

+Crazyspadger360 basically

@badenielsen 8 лет назад

Noble and Samurai Buyer is a match made in heaven xD

@yourwaifu8989 8 лет назад

Lol that's ture

@themeddite2935 8 лет назад

+Martin Barkaway Nielsen you mean hell?

@ahaminspace 8 лет назад

I guess you can say that was a noble match

@chanluh 8 лет назад

+A HAM IN SPACE i dont get it

@baldercoin9671 8 лет назад

In the description there's a link to buy the 'dear hat', not 'deer hat'. GG Noble

@LostPause 8 лет назад

+Balder Coin I just copy pasted from the links they gave me. I'll fix it. XD

@aleshianewkirk649 8 лет назад

+Lost Pause I love the it

@andrewpappas9311 8 лет назад

+Lost Pause Hey Noble, when's the new Neptunia gonna be uploaded?

@aleshianewkirk649 8 лет назад

Hay noble when are youngoing to do book no poko please do one more episode on it please.

@Milistaier 8 лет назад

+Lost Pause Awww. And I who thought that you actually became attached to that hat xD Now I'm feeling sad D: Y u no share the love.

@Sodasaman 8 лет назад

Noble this is serious, do not, i repeat, do not ever put money in the facebank. Horrible things will happen once it has gathered enough power.

@Reydriel 8 лет назад

+Soda Sama ...What happens? I really am curious :O

@Milistaier 8 лет назад

+DobermanRF Are you hot?

@Reydriel 8 лет назад

***** No thanks, I already belong in Plutia's.

@Milistaier 8 лет назад

***** tomoki is a male...already. tomoko is the female xD watamote.wikia.com/wiki/Tomoki_Kuroki

@joantria8727 8 лет назад

0:03 *Shades on NOBLE-SENPAI!* "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!" xD! What an way to put an swag intro from Noble-Senpai!

@JoseGomez-ys3zs 4 года назад

Fun fact, "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!" was from The Who in the song Won't Get Fooled Again. Roger Daltrey is a legend.

@defiantnine8227 8 лет назад

It's a kantai collection shirt

@MXCN_El1011 8 лет назад

i didn't read the whole shirt, but on the front, the top 2 biggest characters say "Water" and "Rain" . too lazy to read and translate the rest

@ASmith-er5ve 8 лет назад

Don't worry, I'll translate: NOBLE IS DA BEST!

@Reydriel 8 лет назад

+Jose Colon Yeah, can see the logo at the back :P

@MXCN_El1011 8 лет назад

***** nope. i can read Mandarin tho. so thats where i got the translation from (same characters) :P

@eugenefindit 8 лет назад

+Jose Colon There doesn't seem to be any word on that shirt that I can't read. No wait, goddamnit some are in traditional mandarin. I have a hard time with those. ^_^

@NightmarishVA 8 лет назад

"Bitch, you acceptin' mah package!" - Noble 2016 Quite notably my favorite funny quote.

@vindictator4190 8 лет назад

Noble, on the back of the shirt there is a KanColle emblem.

@ChrisyCreator 8 лет назад

yeah

@beenis08 8 лет назад

NYA HA HA HA!

@vindictator4190 8 лет назад

Jacob Byrd NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!

@trny3850 8 лет назад

+Papyrus The Skeleton WHERE IS SANS-SENPAI

@beenis08 8 лет назад

+여우젤로 oh hey I was eating at grillbys

@striker5378 8 лет назад

Noble you aren't late with the Christmas spirit, you're 346 days too early

@papabear5935 8 лет назад

sorry can't sacrifice a goat . I promised toriel I wouldn't. would a lamb or sheep do?

@Elmithian 8 лет назад

How about a yellow lizard? *wink wink*

@gerardmagos3608 8 лет назад

+Nikodem Karkowski maybe an NPC from a bethesda game those are scarce cause of me and i am serious i do not care about them every day i kill at least 3 people in a city while playing skyrim

@DuckStreak 8 лет назад

+Nikodem Karkowski go to grillbys? or Do you want me to bring something?

@DuckStreak 8 лет назад

Nikodem Karkowski human or Monster bones?

@DuckStreak 8 лет назад

+Nikodem Karkowski sans isnt a Skeleton. and I have a proof

@theboredchicken9867 8 лет назад

Omg my head is so big , That could be taken the wrong way (Put Lenny Face Here)

@mehnah8443 8 лет назад

+Logan Caddick I heard you needed a Lenny Face, you can borrow mine:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@xf_art_ 8 лет назад

+Jacob Smith **Lenny intensifies** (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@MOCHiVonKarma 8 лет назад

Use mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@jagermeister_1754 8 лет назад

I LOVE hatsune miku ^-^

@PedroCosta-qs7wr 8 лет назад

+Alan Beales What's Hasune Miku from? .-. I am sorry senpais,but I don't know.

@kirikiri6728 8 лет назад

+Pedro Costa vocaloids

@jagermeister_1754 8 лет назад

+Pedro Costa she's a vocaloid (3d singer)

@mr.smiley1652 8 лет назад

+Pedro Costa me either m8!

@margo7763 8 лет назад

+Pedro Costa she is from manga calles hatsune mix i think

@w.o.l.f.gaming7480 8 лет назад

When he out the sleeping mask on, I DIED LAUGHING! Keep making videos Noble!

@kamina_Sea_You_Again 8 лет назад

Ahhhh chaps, i love these openings, they get better and better, this stuff gets even more awkward, and oh my, Noble-San spending some time with your Dakimakura Waifu? it seems like this will go down in your next funny montage, also Noble go home your drunk, and i know chap that Christmas has passed, but you're drunk on Konomi Chap

@tobyweisser 8 лет назад

+EXD347H-Master Kamina-Guardian of the cpu's and friend to all mankind May he have a wonderful time with her...

@kamina_Sea_You_Again 8 лет назад

Manhunter633 Indeed may he have fun with his Daikimakura, *tips my hat off and buys something*

@tobyweisser 8 лет назад

EXD347H-Master Kamina-Guardian of the cpu's and friend to all mankind *Bows down slightly*

@kamina_Sea_You_Again 8 лет назад

Manhunter633 Indeed, also Manhunter who is your waifu? is it Chiho still?

@tobyweisser 8 лет назад

EXD347H-Master Kamina-Guardian of the cpu's and friend to all mankind Well, of course it is. I will make her my Queen of the World. Both of us, ruling the World, together. That is my goal. My wish.

@mrs.tatortotbackup 8 лет назад

The skits always hit me in my giggle spot every time, good lord, they are so funny

@-VX- 8 лет назад

The shirt with the words are from Kantai Collection... with Third Torpedo Destroyer Squad names on the back and "Torpedo Spirit" on the front...

@CommanderWolf_of_the_77th 8 лет назад

"oh my god my head it's so big ohhh god.... i am... it is eating me whole i am in the reindeer's mouth"-Noble 2016 good job noble scaring people again for life

@stormbringer5733 8 лет назад

+Commander Wolf Only one plausible scenario for that situation, Noble selfcest.

@CommanderWolf_of_the_77th 8 лет назад

Shirou Potter Noble X a reindeer is the most likely scenario in this case

@ericksantos9140 8 лет назад

Just better check if theres nothing wrong with them LOL

@kyuketsukii 8 лет назад

Yea

@ericksantos9140 8 лет назад

mason price Like checking if mikus panties are the right color LOL

@phoenixoutoftheash 8 лет назад

+Erick Santos I guess they aren't?

@ericksantos9140 8 лет назад

***** Excactly they are supposed to be striped blue panties!

@phoenixoutoftheash 8 лет назад

Erick Santos I just got into vocaloid some time ago so I wasn't 100% sure, but if I had to guess I would've said exactly that

@GalaxEGame 8 лет назад

Poor KAITO. He gets no love

@asareelferrer1439 5 лет назад

RilinPlays I think he is the least popular for some reason, and that is that his voice bank doesn’t please most people because of his plainness. JUST FACTS!!

@CinestesiaAnime 8 лет назад

6:15 "Im going to eat your souls"... Fuck... that was so creepy ._.

@lexsmithee652 8 лет назад

that skit is officially my favorite thing on RU-vid

@darius314 8 лет назад

He calls the anime figure big but calls the plushy small... LOGIC!

@andrenguyen4951 8 лет назад

Rated-G fanservice of senpai putting on the accessory hat has made me accomplish some more on the bucket list.

@slyherrick4851 8 лет назад

"B**ch you are taking my package" noble 2016

@C0rvidC0rpse 7 лет назад

*singing all i want for Christmas* "I don't want a lot for Christmas," *miku plushie* "yES I DO I WANT THAT"

@usernameSAMwastaken 8 лет назад

Dat intro so SWAAAAAAAAG

@DankRedoli 8 лет назад

Noble: aw okay, we're gettin' some Luka Miku art there- *turns the page* Noble: ... Noble: *its Kaito* uh.. uh we don't like that guy.

@dalferu 8 лет назад

so yeah

@dalferu 8 лет назад

so...yeah...

@sneakypilot2080 8 лет назад

so---yeah---

@dalferu 8 лет назад

+Jmp Ninja Soyeahmon use.... ...Soyeahbolt!

@aquawaveseafaring 8 лет назад

So...How have you been...

@Tony_AM009 8 лет назад

I hope that a future sketch, even if it's not related to Samurai Buyer, involves that Miku plush doll.

@yourwaifu8989 8 лет назад

One the first day of Christmas Samuri gave to me A Hautsune Plushie One the second day of Christmas Samuri Gave to me a Hautsune Pantie!!!! One the THRID day of Christmas Samuri gave to me a White T-Shirt for me One the Fourth day of Christmas Samuri gave to me a Weebaoo Pocky One the Fifth day of Christmas I just noticed On is spelt like One!! SHIT!

@yourwaifu8989 8 лет назад

Lol

@a.359 8 лет назад

Proper grammar: on, Hatsune, weaboo, Samurai,

@GzoomGaming 8 лет назад

"give me some privacy with my lady" i laughed so hard from that alone untill 1:30

@legendaryrobocat 8 лет назад

Samurai Samurai Samurai Buyerrrrrrrrrr

@legendaryrobocat 8 лет назад

Hey, that's pretty good

@jackwallace8887 8 лет назад

What is Samurai Buyer?

@legendaryrobocat 8 лет назад

IDubbzz

@ellinooralahti8772 8 лет назад

YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

@brandonhose6864 8 лет назад

"oh my god my head is so big" - noble 2016 I was dying when he said that xD

@SuperJv77 8 лет назад

Omg it's an actual bed! I like the calm green theme very pleasant

@agratour6457 8 лет назад

"My head is so big" "Its eating me whole" "Im in the raindeers mouth" good way to start the year Noble.

@GuyDude-ti6rt 8 лет назад

I really needed a good laugh.The End of Telltales: The Walking Dead Season 2 was so freaking sad... Anyway, thanks for cheering me up, so i won't need to cry myself to sleep

@TAT1101 8 лет назад

The intro is the best, and of course, the Face-Bank is gonna give me some horrible nightmares

@voltage5397 8 лет назад

The material in Miku's hair is what Sakura Beach's pillows are made of.

@boonenforce 8 лет назад

Noble always makes the best sponsored videos, so funny xD

@rude_prunes 8 лет назад

I live for Noble's skits I wish he did them way more often

@thenameisgsarci 8 лет назад

Aaaahhhhhhhh... the childhood memories I have... with Barbie dolls back then... when I stumbled into my sister's room... Good times. XD

@nikkigamingmc8094 7 лет назад

I love how he laughs for no apparent reason XD

@kuronaialtani 8 лет назад

Do more skits please. Also, you inspired me to find my own waifu. good job, Noble.

@thomasmccoy4978 8 лет назад

the samurai buyer intros are always amazing

@DezmondtheRingmaster 8 лет назад

"bitch you're accepting my package" Noble 2016 also when noble inspected the pantsu it reminded me of that time in Seven Deadly Sins where Melilodas looked up mini Elizabeth's make shift skirt

@YourAverageJazz 5 лет назад

I’m 100% sure he takes a few hits before recording 😂😂 very entertaining video

@Prototypenemesis22 8 лет назад

"Guys I really don't wanna release whatever is inside it out to the world" -Noble 2016

@italianpasta5995 8 лет назад

The facebank was on a bunch of top creepiest children's toys countdowns

@Zyk0th 8 лет назад

Paint you boxcutter red. And you have the Monado in boxcutter form. Also, the face bank eats coins. It's mouth moves and it looks as if it's chewing and eating coins. Just today I watched a video titled "10 unintentionally disturbing children's toys," and the face bank was on it.

@clockworkdeath935 8 лет назад

Face Bank earned its way on creepiest toys in the world some people say they got paranoid because they thought its eyes were following them.

@dragonahallows2516 8 лет назад

cover notes with the pad of your finger your left hand goes on the bottom of the ocarina and your right hand goes over the top lightly blow and at the start of every note make a t sound to make the notes clearer have fun with this experiment you will eventually find things that you can do ok

@lunaresting 8 лет назад

Noble's intros keeps getting better and better xDDDDDD

@deviljho3 8 лет назад

3:01 "I am in the reindeer's mouth" Noble, 2016

@ponyssing 8 лет назад

"Oh god I am in the reindeers mouth." "My head is so big" :*

@Purplestargamer 8 лет назад

"I'm the raindeer's mouth" GG Noble.

@djayramos2331 8 лет назад

the skits get better for every sponsor

@aisakataiga6408 8 лет назад

the smile actually fits to the sleeping mask xD

@mitchellporter7 8 лет назад

Noble I love your RU-vid channel. Your videos always have me laughing at the end every time. Keep doing what you're doing.

@Palewolf0Inubashiri 8 лет назад

The shirt seems to be related to Kantai collection, says something like: Suirai spirit: Without deviating. Without shame. Without regret.

@memecarrot7409 8 лет назад

You are literally the only person on RU-vid a laugh at. But that might be because I have practically no emotions…

@A_Degenerate_with_Glasses 8 лет назад

Past Christmas? Nonsense! Everyday is Christmas when you get waifu goods!

@gillagammingbennett7646 8 лет назад

your skits are amazing dont stop doin them

@anonymousxiii4780 8 лет назад

If you put on the captions at the beginning of the video it will say married guy. Funny how it ends with YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

@Ciaron2002 8 лет назад

I saw the box and couldn't help but think "You got me a present"

@talethacoles7480 8 лет назад

a fudgin face bank. out of all the creepy schite he could've got, he got a face bank

@MrSHADOWANGEL999 8 лет назад

that's one noble reindeer and much Miku swag

@mattsenpai3121 8 лет назад

I like how he didn't notice the kantai collection logo on the back of the shirt

@indykarunagoda 8 лет назад

"I'm sorry Miku i'll put that back..." -Noble 2016

@eggyboi1666 8 лет назад

Yes Noble, I am happy with the deer hat.

@SquashyMcSquash 8 лет назад

and in this video, two things were confirmed as fact; 1.) Noble owns at least one body pillow, and 2.) Noble records in his bedroom.

@Fabrissable 8 лет назад

Noble is gonna play "Song of Pervertness" on that Ocarina :D

@SPCBRAWLERZ 8 лет назад

I really want the Santa Miku figure & plush!!! So adorable!!!

@CR4F70R 8 лет назад

iwhen I saw the facebank, I had memories of me looking it up all the time on youtube

@TheCalmPsycho 8 лет назад

4:42 I had to pause, or I would die, and the picture I paused on will give me nightmares that might kill me. I can't keep watching, but I can't pause without inducing the same horrors.... WHAT CAN I DO!?

@KuroStudio 8 лет назад

love that shinon poster at the back.... i think....

@mysteryjune 8 лет назад

That skit reminded me of PBG. ADVENTURE... YEEEEEAAAH

@thepaintedmononoke4392 8 лет назад

Noble Senpai getting the cool stuff and I'm jelly because I am already spread out in paid subscriptions. But I remember the face bank, saw a commercial on it. Looks even creepier up close and personal.

@Stan_Vanderakt 8 лет назад

It took me a week, but I have finally caught up with the channel after being absent for a month. I think I might be getting more perverse than Noble himself...