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I love passing by a house that has a sign that’s like “DO NOT PET DOG. DANGER” and the dog is just laying on its back with its stupid little tongue out
Literally my neighbor, he has a husky that is big, but extremely friendly and lovely, and he puts like 5 warning signs about dangerous dog around his fence and then you'd see the dog just chasing his own tail or something. And yes, the signs are on purpose, he knows his dog is no danger at all
@@Cassxowary using it because I don't know what the dogs gender/sex/whatever word gen z uses so I generalize with it. Most people don't care if somebody uses it anyway
Hey that’s the Metro North (common commuter rail from north of NYC). I think I’ve had that dude as the conductor and he was nice as far as conductors go (he remembered me when I was standing and then found a seat when the train emptied).
Sean: "If there's any animals watching this right now: _you're _*_trash!"_* My ragdoll Shiro: _casually stretches a paw out and taps my touchscreen, stopping the video_
@@electric_creeper "Cease and desist the sentences emanating from your mouth, human being having genetics that originated in the area that is now controlled by the Republic of Ireland."
The "treadmill" is actually meant for dogs with lots of energy that need mora than a daily walk, the idea is you still walk your dog but they can use the tradmill to release energy when you can't go walk them or play with them outside. At least that's what I've been told about it.
The dog is not "excited", it's a stress reaction. And with stress buildup, they cannot stop the mill so they have no choice but to run faster and faster, which in turn leads to more stress.
@@starflyer3219 this is actually quite wrong the dog has full control over the treadmill there is no motor controlling it I have seen lots of videos with dogs stopping it easily and all the dogs are always excited to start running
the cute thing that looks like a lama is actually an alpaca. Lamas are a lot taller (if they were standing side by side you could definetly see). Alpacas dont really spit and a lot more docile. I worked on an alpaca farm that also had 1 lama, and that lama? a good boy until he wasnt. he went from : ) to >: ) really quick.
Lama's make very good guards from what I've heard. Very protective of their herd/flock (forgot which one it's called for them). They have been known to kick the shit out of coyotes.
Hey jack, that treadmill thing is actually good for the disabled with pets or the elderly, they can let their dogs run as fast as possible without having any difficulties :D
Not even the disabled or the elderly. Working dogs like huskies and such have a lot of energy, and most places and people don’t have the space or time for them to let that energy out.
@@Toneill029 my thought exactly, no one’s actually considering how far that dog ran in just that small clip. You’d need acres of land to let your dog run that far.
I have a 10 month old nephew. Often, I look at him, then I look at my parents’ dog, and I can just see the same gears turning in both their heads. Both want supervised walks, balls to play with, food to inhale all at once (nephew tried to shove half a banana down his throat without chewing), things to break, weird shit to put in their mouths and try to eat, and they both know to look cute and beg for more food even when they don’t need it. I think I know now why we compare the intelligence of dog breeds to young children.
To be fair, most adult dogs are neurologically the rough equivalent of a human toddler. Part of that’s our fault for selectively amplifying endearing traits over the generations.
@@eroraf8637 my neighbours had a much smarter dog then that i swear to god one day i was walking her and she didn't wanna go a particular direction so she gave me a death stare for 20 minutes before i caved in since she wouldn't move an inch. One time we were celebrating her birthday and she sat on a chair at the dinner table just like the rest of us and was eating the same mashed potato and sausage cake with us haha, bless you...
@@raven-iu6qt Apes can do numbers aswell and are able to communicate through sign language if you teach them. There was a famous Gorilla called Koko, who was able to communicate through over 1000 signs and understood about 2000 spoken words. There is actually a really cute video of her and Robin Williams. :)
As someone who has just completed my dissertation where I sat and observed the gorillas at Twycross Zoo for 66 hours, yes I can confirm there is no difference between a juvenile gorilla and a human toddler. Half the time it felt like I was watching my little brothers when they were babies.
@@abbyk5196 my dissertation title was ‘Investigation into the nature and frequency of interactions between adult and juvenile gorillas’. Basically I watched interaction between the two juveniles and the adults see whether they were positive negative or neutral and then compared the two juveniles with one another because they are brothers so the only difference between them was their age. then I was seeing if there was a difference in how the adults acted towards them (and in short, yes there was, the little one gets far more positive interactions and gets away with murder, while the older one has primarily negative interactions with the adults).
9:49 the dog I grew up with was a massive, fluffy boy that loved to be vacuumed. He’d actually go over and paw at the vacuum if it had been a while. Loved that big idiot so much.
5:43 "I'd say there's about 70 million of them out there. They could literally take over Ireland." This statement compelled me to do some brief research on the subject. Apparently, there's about 10 million geese in the United States alone. (I tried to get a global estimate, or at least an estimate for the amount of geese in Ireland, but to no avail. Evidently, only the United States counts their geese.) The population of Ireland is about 5 million. So, give or take a few thousand, every Irish citizen would have to fight roughly 2 geese. If the geese flew over the Atlantic Ocean and were determined/angry enough, they probably could take over Ireland. *~Now you know!~*
When he said, “An elephant never forgets, Richard,” I was just peacefully watching a split second of the movie playing in my living room, and it scared the absolute crap out of me because my name is Richard. 😂
I used to have a lab who adored being vacuumed. She'd lay down in the way and roll on her back to ask to be vacuumed more if I tried to carry on with cleaning. Tbh, as much as she shed, it was a huge blessing. haha
I love the story about the train conductor and the dog. It’s so cute and nice the dog owner met up with his train conductor so he could lift weights while having the dog on his back. That’s adorable!
One of my cats is convinced that the food out of the bag is better than the stuff in his bowl (it’s the same food). So I grab his bowl, open the closet, shake his bowl and give it back to him and he starts eating violently.
9:10 Jack: If there’s any animals watching this- Me: *goes to grab my cat* Jack: YOURE TRASH- Me: *slowly covers my baby’s ears and tells her she’s amazing*
4:30 Ok, that baby is 100% me, even as a grown-ass adult. That thing is FASCINATING and I don't understand why. Just cool little things like that will easily entertain me for hours. 5:25 Also, "Look at all those cthickenth!"
Same! Something that simple will have me sitting there for hours watching. This is the exact reason why I love Lava lamps. I will get so into it, I don't notice anything else around me.
You tell Maxwell that the JSE community loves him and he is now an inductee into the goodest boy club. It's a lifetime membership that has no requirements other than to live his best life
@@gothgirlgaming9050 He will love it xD He's watching Jacksepticeye with me, ever since he was a small puppy. He and my kids love this show, just as much as I do :3
3:45 Fun fact: When animals like llamas and other animals spit They are actually projectile vomiting at you, it’s whatever’s in their stomach mixed with saliva
as an asthmatic person, I would highly recommend you Jack to go swimming as often as you could, trust me it helps. Do some breathing exercises while swimming.
I'll take this advice! I didn't have breathing troubles previously, but I got COVID early in the pandemic and ever since my lung capacity has been shit, even though beforehand I was training as a swimmer and a singer, and do martial arts. Still do the martial arts but it's much harder.😄 Edit: Grammar lol
upon watching this again but actually paying attention this time, the cat being vacuumed is probably deaf. the noise is the scary part, so if you can't hear it, I imagine it's actually a pretty nice experience to be vacuumed like that. breeds that have that coloring (like Siamese and Himalayans) also tend to be deaf or suffer from premature hearing loss, the same way solid white dogs are also usually deaf and/or blind
My grandma had a fluffy cat named Blackjack and he loved to be vacuumed. Whenever we got the vacuum out he'd just lay there while my brother and I would vacuum him. It was fun. I miss that old cat.
May I just say as a powerlifter and bodybuilder it was great to be reminded that weights like that are good and seem super heavy to people. Because in this community it feels like if you're not able to bench over 225 and deadlift over 500 lb it's baby weight. Thank you Jack!
I watched this and I loved the attack of the turtle so much, that I sent this to my boyfriend and we were like "Forget guard dogs, let's get a guard turtle!" (Also thank you for making me laugh, I've been struggling with a herniated disk for the last 3 months and am meeting with a surgeon this Friday to see if I need surgery for it, so being able to get on RU-vid and watch stuff like this, helps a lot. Thank you so much for everything you do Seán!!)
Thank you for making my day brighter. Ran out of my anxiety meds, doctor hasn't okayed their refill so here I sit, watching you. You've made me laugh so much more than I thought I would this morning. Much love
instead of laughing at their stupidity, we smile, because that's animals, the more stupid and innocent they are, the more adorable they are (I give an exception to the wild and savage)
well seeing how I can hear my cat purr from the other room when he's really happy or angry, yeah I can confirm he's a tiny engine but he needs a tune up seeing how he's 19.5 lbs xD
@@bruh_36o8 Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing.Apr 3, 2006 (here’s the proof if anyone needs it)
Seàn! Your cat may not like the vacuum because he wasn’t exposed with it when he was young. One of the best ways to condition a pet, such as a dog or cat, is to use the vacuum near them while they’re still little. You can turn it on around them and even hose them a bit over time, that way they grow knowing it won’t hurt them ☺️
I wish the poor little dum dums could learn that it's not dangerous later in life too but when it comes to stuff like that, it can't be helped. I got all my dogs when they were already adults, we rescued them so they have lots of trauma. Vaccums are a big no no. One is even scared of trash bags (like the sound when you open them especially but she immediately evacuates whenever she sees one) so it really sucks. They can trust you completely but fear is stronger unfortunately. So yes, if you can, expose your pets to many different everyday life objects when they're smol still and they'll have a nice, fearless life. :3
my cat lived with the vacuum at a young age but he runs and hisses at it. he does not like it at all even when he was a kitten. he bolted when he first heard it. I think it was because he was a stray in a mechanic shop when my fiance brought him home so noises scared him.
Depending on where people live, sometimes there isn’t enough outdoor space to accommodate a dog’s need to run so owners need treadmills to make sure their dogs get enough exercise.
Especially if you don't have a closed-in space or your dog isn't trained to not run 8 blocks away while you call for them like it's a game, most people in the world that aren't like Ussain Bolt can't run with their dog as fast as their dog would like. With a self-powered treadmill, they can zoom as fast as they please :)
Well yah of course, they use their hearts and brains and don’t destroy everyone and everything to make money a have power over others and feel superior. But you can do&be better like them too
@@Ilivedbih no, seems to me you just don’t understand him/her. And not everyone functions the same way. And at least nonhuman animals use their hearts and brains and don’t harm and destroy everyone and everything to feel superior and have power over others and make money.
Sean, I just want you to know that hearing your silly lil voice helps SO much when I’m feeling burnt out, unmotivated, all of that. Your specific brand of energy is so energising to me when I can’t produce my own and I really appreciate it 🙏
*Humans are animals too, basic biology. And the only animals being dumb and heartless and mindless are a lot of humans. Nonhuman animals aren’t dumb, people just don’t take the time to understand and know them so they can feel superior like “hah I’m smort and their dumb” (it’s they’re not their but that’s my point)*
Well, Sean, considering the fact that Australia lost a war against emus, I could see a small nation be overwhelmed by geese. Not you guys, though, not with your fightin’ spirit.
they dont have much of a military though, they have a policy that basically keeps them out of war, not supporting one side or the other just wanting to be kept alone with their pubs and potatoes
You know how some families get upset over petty things, luring you into their stupid drama and petty arguments, and all you want to do is just... *poof*... live elsewhere without them? The cat on the swing massacre broke me into laughter. From then on I felt better. I knew a Jacksepticeye video would do the trick. Thank you.
"Either your cat is broken or mine is!!" No Sean, as a fellow cat lover I can tell you that cats have different personalities. I once had a cat that liked to play fetch and sleeping at my feet like a dog!! A cat with a dog personality, can you believe that??!!
Yup, cats have such varied personalities they're like people in that sense. I've had many cats in my life and even when I raise them all the same way they still turn out so different. I fostered a brother and sister once and held them both all the time. The girl grew up to hate being held while the boy loved it. It's just the way they're born lol in my opinion it makes cats interesting.
we got a kitten and a pup around the same time, the pup being a lil older and grown accustomed to cats beforehand, now my cat's a lil dog like (they even play chase) and my dog will fold his paws like a cat from time to time, so i very much believe you!
I once had a cat who was so chill, one time I was (unknowingly) standing on his tail, and he did absolutely nothing for a second or two, then got my attention with the calmest, quietest meow
2:08) hmmmm…can’t tell if that’s a mating behavior or not I’m going to have to look that up…OK I just looked it up and it turns out that headbutt is indeed a mating behavior
I used to work with a family who had a really fluffy deaf cat. He could feel the vacuum vibrations & would come out of nowhere screaming to be vacuumed. He loved it!!
We have 2 cats at home, an older rescue we got at 4 years old, and a younger one we got as a rescue at 3 months. The older cat is terrified of the vacuum and will run and hide when we turn it on, however the younger one is SO curious, will even stick his nose in the hose. He's cautious, but curious, and cute.
9:24 that cat is broken! Lol I've had over 15 cats in my lifetime and none of them would allow a vacuum that close to them! Kudos to that guy! His cat is beautiful!
As far as I can tell, that's a Ragdoll -- a breed of cat most known for not giving a single shit about anything. It doesn't surprise me that a ragdoll is okay with being vacuumed.
Fun fact about airport drug K9s: The officers handling the dogs often have to hide little baggies of drugs for the dogs to find in the areas they're searching so that the dogs don't get frustrated. They're good bois.
One of the most genuine, hearty laughs you've gotten from me, Sean, when you said "Drop trow" and talking about how you'd show your ***hole to everyone xD
Sean: time to turn off brain and watch animal clips and just smile Also Sean: *animals are idiots, they are so stupid. But they are also dangerous and can threaten the existence of mankind*
That clip of the seal struggling to get out of the water, was a very good respiration of what I looked like the other day, trying to get out of a foam pit at a trampoline park! 😂
*Humans are animals too, basic biology. And the only animals being dumb and heartless and mindless are a lot of humans. Nonhuman animals aren’t dumb, people just don’t take the time to understand and know them so they can feel superior like “hah I’m smort and their dumb” (it’s they’re not their but that’s my point)*
@@Cassxowary i agree i had lots off pets i find more understanding than any human i hate that word dumb i have a learning disabilities just because you my be slow and need help with things does not mean your dumb
