The Internet Said So | EP 75 | Heists 

I've said it multiple times, I'll say it again, Kautuk's one-liners are next level. Sad less people identify with such intelligent humor

How Varun felt in first minute, that is how Chandler felt when no one believed he got new specs.

Varun has kept "top 10 heists of all time" tab open for 6 weeks now, finally he can sleep peacefully

Aadar: “AANKHEIN 2 aayega.” Varun: “Yeah...but my AANKHEIN won’t be watching it.” This is what makes my Tuesdays better 😂

Neville in every podcast... “NO NO... (**repeats the same thing using complex words**).. 😂

Neville is so beautifully contradictory. Exhibit A: He hypes himself but somehow blushes when someone else hyped him 😂

aadar is a true artist.. kept a straight face for an hour..

Pehle 5 seconds mein Varun ki Gazab Beizzati 😂. Perfect cold open.

"Politicians will always be on top of the food chain." -Kautuk Srivastava, 2021

Varun: maine monalisa dekha nahi hai personally Aadar: Haan. Woh mar gayi thi.. 🤣

So we’ve named our dog Loki and the whole time you guys discussed DB Cooper my pup kept looking and eventually barking at you guys because he couldn’t figure out why his name was being said so much

If Selmun bhai did a heist it would be a Bhaist

I was today years old when i found out there's an IMLI flavoured icecream out in the world !!! Tf!

Aadar being random is the cutest thing ever. #LordOfAadarisms

What a Birthday Gift, A pre recorded TISS podcast.

No one: Literally no one: COWTUK: So Siddhi & I ... Aadhaar : Ohh Yeah !! VT : Paisheeee! Neville : Rothschild, Aaron sorkin

BHAI wasn't mentioned in this entire episode. . . This is a weird day

The disappointment when we realised that the ice cream is not COLA.... but IMLI 🤯

The Bangladesh Bank resulted in a lot of complications with the governor resigning. Horrific but amazing story. Kudos to Kautuk for mentioning this! Love from a Bamgladeshi! ❤

TISS: Straight hair this side, curly hair that side

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Just watched he Rick and Morty Heist Episode(S4 EP 3) right now. Some REAL BLACK MIRROR SHIT HAPPENING TO ME RN

Who’s that new guy who looks like Varun?

You four are thief's you stole our hearts 💕

Basically, Varun fixing his hair is an excuse to flex his biceps 😂

“Mango aur imli donon ka chakkar chal ra tha” - Aadar 09/02/21

Neville at 28:41 is basically “But did you die!?” 😹

Special 26 is inspired from real heists, it's called 1987 opera house heist and it is still unsolved.

Family Business is a movie with Hoffman and Connery. This movie had that "last guy got stuck bcos nobody ia there to buzz him" situation

I listen TISS New year & Alcohol Spotify podcast with timer & drift off every night.

Varun's presence alone in any video, even if it's in other comedians' videos, brings a smile to my face. You just know well in advance that he IS going to make you laugh.

I noticed the hair varun. ✌🏼

Kento Bento is genius. His videos are so well detailed and his animations man. Top notch. Definitely suggest every true cirme nerd

Y'all forgot about the greatest heist 'Happy new year'

thank you so much for being so consistent with podcasts man!

Neville singing 'Phool baharo se nikala' and dancing is the highlight of this episode

33 minutes in and no mention of White Collar so far Come on guys, don't do my man Neal this injustice xD

Varun: I haven't seen her (Mona Lisa) in person.... Aadar: Araay vo marr gayi hai. 😆😆😆😆😆

Can't believe nobody did the "It's Vicky this side" joke at the beginning

Such topics are so interesting... I wish there comes more of this and true crime podcasts...

I have two things to point out here, 1) they didn't speak about happy new year. 2) not even single mention of Salman Khan or bhai. Are the boys all right?

Interesting fact related to the DB Cooper heist - The initial 737 aircrafts had retractable stairs at the rear below the fuselage that could be opened mid flight because of how it was designed. After this incident, Boeing came up with a simple spring mechanism that locks the door from outside due to the air flow when the aircraft is moving so it can't be opened from the inside.

@Varun - Special 26 ka gaana, "Mujh Mein Tu, tu hi tu basa". And it was a true story based on Tribhuvandas Bhimji Zaveri robbery in the 80s.

Hajmola icecream is what I'm gonna have with my date on Valentine's.. 😂

I am all in for the Hajmola ice cream 🥳🥳

Of course it was Varun who pushed for a ‘True Crime’ and ‘Heist’ Podcast.

Actual name Dan copper, he genuinely pulled off one of the greatest heists ever. It started off when the aft ventral air-stairs (stair case attached to the back of the plane) was introduced to the Boeing 727 to help load passengers quicker and at airports where stairs were difficult to get by. Because there was no locking mechanism for the stairs, it drew the attention of military n CIA as they were looking to drop agents and supplies during clandestine operations because passenger airliners were able to fly over countries where military planes couldn't fly. The CIA tested this in Thailand in the 60s by using their 'cover' airliner to try this and then they discovered that they could do this safely under certain conditions (speed, flap settings, etc) Somehow Dan Cooper knew this and he even knew that you could take off with the stairs open which was done only in secretive testing of the plane. When he handed over the ransom note to the flight attendant, it read the $200k and ALSO 4 parachutes in particular because he knew that asking for only one could've been tampered with and he made it seem like he had hostages to decrease the likelihood of that happening. Actually, he told the pilot to go to Mexico City but due to the specific settings for jumping off, the pilots said they couldn't make it to Mexico City due to the inefficiency of that flight and they already had 3-4 airports planned as 'refueling' points so it just adds to the kidhar bhi kud gaya question kyuki planned route pe bhi nahi kooda One more thing, according to the pilots when he jumped out, it was pitch black and a heavy rainstorm going on. The 2 fighter jets following from Dan's blind spots couldn't see him jump out due to these conditions The year following this event, as many as 15 similar attempts were made and most of them were caught immediately after their jump Boeing even named their locking mechanism for the staircase as the "Cooper vein" after this event

When the cold open is so cool, you get mad at the packaging playing in

Netflix showed me money heist ad right before RU-vid starting this podcast

You missed the heist Bollywood G**du pulled off.

You did not discuss the best Bollywood heist movie of all time: Aankhein starring sushmita sen and Amitabh

I dint know CON MAN is Confidence man. You learn something new everyday. Thanks TISS!!

Adar is looking hansome in frozen mode 😆😆😆

By the way, has everyone noticed how every other guy thinks he’s a Trader/Stock Market Expert after Scam 1992? 😂

Yes, Hajmola should be an ice cream flavour.

In the last true crime episode I was legit thinking that they should do a episode on big choris ( heist).

Hahaha look at the way how Bawa has flipped in this episode! Apparently he hated Money Heist in the Binge list episode.😂

varun : Bawa is a micromanager me : I now need to be compulsively micromanaged

I like how Varun likes the comments so randomly.

Watching Aadar disconnect these many times, which was obviously not his fault, is a calling that we need to move back to the couch episodes. Watching the boys react to facts in person, beside each other and not behind screens was beyond gold. Miss those too much :'D

had to pause and laugh for good 5 minutes on- "i will recruit my grandfather and ask him to fill passbook" Varun's heist at SBI.

There is an extensive coverage video of D.B Cooper by a youtube channel called Lemmino. It's really great.

Giving the Guard a Laxative as used in ‘Bean: The Movie’ was PURE GENIUS!

When Cooper sacrificed himself to ensure Plan B, he is caught in the black hole's gravitational pull but, instead of dying, ejects from his ship -- landing inside The Tesseract (aka the wormhole's gravitational singularity). xP

You guys forgot a great heist movie called "Happy New Year"

After a tiring, low, disappointing and slow day.... here come my TISS boys who never fail to bring a smile to my face! Thanks guys 😊❤️ Such wholesome content ya!!! Love you’ll ❤️

Varun... U make my day beautiful.... Love love...

Salman Khan in kick guys. It was right there and you guys didn't touch that 😂

24:47 "and that fucker or fucker-ess" mashallah

Varun and Kautuk great stuff with Shaitan Haveli. Binged last night. It was hilarious. Love from Melbourne. All you guys are superb

It was posted at 11AM What a delight to watch a sneak peak of 20 mins before other TISS members #TISSarmy

'Kaun Mera' is a great song in Special 26 sung by Papon, later re-done in MTV Unplugged

I love this podcast! Each member has their own amazing nuances and it is so beautiful!

Sleight of hand and “Twist of fate”- only bawa can drop u2 references

At first I thought Varun was eating a Chocobar and I got so sad because I can't have it (because I'm not in India). Then he said imli/hajmola ice cream and I didn't feel so sad anymore 🤣😷 Also I don't comment often but I watch every single TISS episode and I've literally got through so many boring lonely pandemic days laughing with this podcast. Lots of love to you guys, y'all are the best screen-friends ❤️

Wait a minute . You guys spoke for one hour and didn't mention Happy New year and Players even once😂

21:18 Nope, you guys are on the right video this is the actual theme song

Bawa just loves when people talk about him!

your podcast always makes me happy loved it ..........meet u all some place better than here ...goodbye

Varun is looking amazing with his new hairstyle! ❤️

Why are we not talking about Kautuk vibing alone in between... 😂😂😀 . He is enjoying it so much. 🔥

I think the team you are assembling for looting SBI will also require average (normal) person . Who will have normal view on everything and everywhere. Because heists people tend to miss out things that can be pinpointed out by our normal guy

Bruh Varun is Soo innocent (I'm talking about the starting 5min) 😂😂😂 Ps - conspiracy theory pt 2 kab?

When you realise adhar is still and which didn't make any difference

aadar just took a screenshot of his face is cam off and is just talking lol

43:10 *Kangana laughs silently

At 57 min Varun says and he will show you that Dracula ka prosthetics. I thought they Segway into shaitaan haveli and make it more funny 😄 clearly missed it

"That fucker or fuckress" Why did I find that funny hahahahahahahahaa

The Usual Suspects - Another great heist movie.

Thanks TISS for changing my eating habits. Cant take zoom calls without nimbu paani/ice cream/puffs! :D

Neville in Binge List episode:- Money Heist is guilty pleasure Also Neville :- I am hooked to it, kya series hai

It's absolutely surprising to have an episode about heists and the gang not going "paishe paishe".... Also, no mention of Semlon bhai in this episode!!!! 😝😝😝😝

After a disappointing India loss, this podcast made my day 🙏🏻❤️

Aadar's face is Neville's face at his facts

Happy to see Kuldeep Yadav being a part of TISS squad 🎉

Giranjeevi's gentleman movie has also heist scenes 😅🤣

Omg i thought me n my brother are the only ones who have watched BAAP NUMBARI BETA DUSNUMBARI! 😂😂 P.s. We used to binge watch it as in saudi that was the only cassette available back then #ourguiltypleasure 😂 This n HUKUMAT🤣🤣

At 42:10, Kaun Mera is a wonderful song any bollywood movie could have. Guess what movie that song is in. >_

Pen chori in school was epic heist I did in my life

ok so finally one episode without mentioning the one who must not be named Selmon bhai!