The Internets Biggest Alpha Males (Ft. Memeulous) 

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I wanna be like Tripp proper alpha male

Despacito

Nickatrix10 and chad

Nickatrix10 don’t forget Jake

Add on a bit of Daniel

Erica Raths, I was literally thinking that. Then I open this comment and this was the first reply. 😂😂😂

“Keith” also comes to mind

Tbh thats me 2

I mean 9 times out of 10 he is right

i think it has to be an American thing you'd be bullied anywhere else

@@finnryan6485 nah not really

@@yamother2752 kinda thou

I screamed. He’s so white he’s incandescent. Lmao.

You can’t forget the homeboys solid, density and precipitation

So everyones gonna forget about the lad evaporation

Fusion and Helium

As an Asian, my physics senses are tingling

Art Stuff new faze house innit

Hello there!

Alex drinks bath water

ImAllexx oh hi alex

ImAllexx Can you spare some bathwater for me?. I ran out of bleach unfortunately enough...

Brexit is good

It’s just you and me tonight baby. Also steve and Nigel are bunkin in tonight, they’re not going home for summer break for another week

why am i just now seeing this-

Shaggy, Scooby, and Fred join a fraternity.

Yeha

My dad is an accountant

And it would work, because it does.

@@throwacnt7603 it doesnt

​@@tamiyaharrison9774 It generally would and it's not something to be afraid/insecure about. It's not something men or women are fully conscious of but it's a subconscious drive that's always at work. Here's a study talking about it: "Different impacts of resources on opposite sex ratings of physical attractiveness by males and females" "These results indicate that higher economic status can offset lower physical attractiveness in men much more easily than in women. Neither raters' BMI nor age influenced this effect for females rating male attractiveness." "Here, we combined images of male and female body shape with information on annual salary to elucidate the influence of economic status on the attractiveness ratings by opposite sex raters in American, Chinese and European populations. We found that ratings of attractiveness were around *1000 times more sensitive to salary for females rating males*, compared to males rating females." "Previous studies (Souza et al., 2016, Swami et al., 2007, Swami and Tovée, 2005) have suggested physical attributes of males rated as more attractive by females are not strongly linked to fertility, but may rather indicate the ability to acquire and retain resources in intra-sexual competition. This model predicts that females should also be more sensitive to direct indicators of resources (wealth). Several previous studies (Buss, 2015, Dunn and Hill, 2014, Dunn and Searle, 2010, Shuler and McCord, 2010, Souza et al., 2016) have indicated that females are sensitive to such cues. For example, in Brazil, a stronger preference by females for mates who had good financial prospects was found (Souza et al., 2016). Other studies also demonstrated that social context alters male attractiveness, such as ownership of luxury possessions like expensive cars or apartments (Dunn and Hill, 2014, Dunn and Searle, 2010, Shuler and McCord, 2010). Based on these previous studies, as predicted, male economic status seems likely to play an important role in mate selection. However, no previous study has quantified and compared the magnitude of this economic status effect in both males and females."

Idiot77 _ yo don’t forget about my guys Blizzard and Ice Man.

@@judeleming3928 dude named all the fucking X-Men in that room

Hahahahha

And here's my friend *Skinny Penis*

me talking to my couch on 5g of shrooms...

Definitely

Oozma kappa for life

Straight up

True dat

only the legends will comprehend this

And Kyle

And the other Jake

Don't forget Chase

You forgot kyle

What about Leo?

@LadyGaGa is hot they really would, we take the piss out of our friends these cunts would get tortured

@LadyGaGa is hot mate with a name like that im suprised your not

@I cry when People say they haven’t seen jojo U think we dont have guns 😂😂 anyhow id rather take corn den get chef'd several times by a 15 inch rambo. if u think its jokes down here u shud come to london ends urself. ur accent wud defo get u robbed

By the Chavs or the Muslims?

@@d4n380 pretty sure you tried that. We won. With farmers.

You know what's also funny America honestly think that other countries are beautiful but their sad because they're not able to pay of school debts so they won't be able to travel to places they think are beautiful

Shit I got triggered sorry

also they have that nazi orange man as president

Oreo Senpai that's because of orange bad man president, he makes them all pay for college by capitalism

Fatt Adolph Shea haha

Will and George

Same

Same here

I love how they cant fathom bunk beds or sharing a room in college

I didn’t know they didn’t share rooms! I had 3 roommates at a time! THREE

‘You want some of me mate?’

Joshua Gall innit

Well, you can take a photo at any slavic uni and the sight would be quite similar. Just in 480p and bit more Adidas instead of bare chests.

@@krzywygeneral Yeah but Slavic nations don't have 12% black population

Its like a wheres waldo but harder

I thinks hes just a fake tan frat boy actually

Gtfoh with the anti-white bullshit.

@Ralphel Beverly i am white and i didn't find it insulting, honestly it's just a joke

@Ralphel Beverly Yeah i get it, it can get pretty racist, but some jokes that include race can be funny and this particular one was funny to me and others Also i don't think there is this big anti-white thing happening

How is it anti-white? People want to be victims so badly it’s pathetic

「凛凛〜」 white americans are not college frat boys. Dont group us in with these douchebags

they do have big muscles to back that statement up!

Injections do miracles, don't they? When these guys get married, they end up being dominated by an alpha lady, like most mortals, so...

@@mindaugask_ Yeah, all muscle and entitlement and no brains and dignity.

Yeah, I was like why is he so bothered by the bunk beds, lol.

It’s just funny that they’re adults sleeping in bunks

@@thilypad557 Can't speak for Britain but It's out of the ordinary to not have your own apartment as a uni student where I live

@@thilypad557 we share like a dorm but we have our own rooms.

@@grisvonlada68 in the uk if your studying at a uni then it's normal to have roommates but you have your own rooms

The thing is they are. They’re staying

@@livxsara they're like the not cool Van Wilder

They lack the brain power to complete collage

@@zizobriencavanough721 >collage thats a big yikes

Ziz Izaziaz they can't compete a collage? Damn they really are backwards, that's some preschool shit right there.

Wait what. How have they got their own STD?

They have their own what now?

Just how much shagging do you have to do to get your own type of STD?! Jesus Christ

How the hell is that possible?

yeet

WillNE please pin this

I refuse

Yo

Maybe i will maybe i wont

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Man like Blizzard

😂😂😂😂no man don't aspire to be like Tripp

That is the dream that all of us have

@@tomm6554 Wawaw!!

Like liquid, ice man, blizzard, ocean, pond, lake...

Alpha its in the fucking title

So alpha he whips round in his alfa romeo

So alpha he drives around in his "alfa" romeo

Kian Your English is not that bad

@@anapaulapedro7025 He's German, anything less than perfect is unacceptable and requires you to excuse yourself 😂

The video is good but most of the comments aren’t

@@walsh9080 bruh😂😂

You watched the new Stephen Tries video too, I see

@@spaecheal8764 Yass

They should do a channel together

Matt Stanbrell *you’re

Matt Stanbrell get yourself together.

They have a black guy

Siddhant Bhatia too many colours are presented in the house

they have a black guy and a rapist

Too beta lol

there in uk dumb ass

Now you know why the US is floundering. Because of these boys. Boys, not men.

Pls tell me you went back to his and there was a bunk bed

Anna Maher They are alpha though. Let’s face it most of the people on RU-vid wouldn’t do shit to them

Alexandra Except KSI and Deji😂

@@Alexandra-ge5yc to me they look like guys who are just trying way too hard and it really shows insecurity

Anna Maher Logan Paul actually played a frat boy in a movie once

To be fair two of those universities are in Ohio. Makes a lot of sense!

Joe Duerden There was a trump poster too, I’m too lazy to find the time stamp but there was one

nothing wrong with that

@@olivergriffiths4445 yes there is... are you American?

@@olivergriffiths4445 If we ignore literally everything you're not wrong

I'm also fairly certain that the symbol they show on the table is nazi iconography

even you I suppose ?

Hahahaha, don't care about the comment I just love that pic of Sal

Reefer Keefer yes

Reefer Keefer are they all Logan Paul’s??

Sal Vulcano is life

"Zoinks, George!"

dan roberts that just makes the whole thing 10x worse 🤮

Billy Palmer he’s more than an alpha male

Callum is a Zeta male

He eats meat ..in a vegan world

Scotlands100%Jakes Ya Dancer lmaooo i was gonna say this 😭😭

When does this happen in the video

John Arnold 3:25 he sounds like shaggy

Racialthony Diverstano

Mohammed Medhat Anna ou...

That's not a requirement or something. Don't get why it's such a big deal

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Vasily with how many black people the US has there should be more than this, unless they intentionally only want white guys or black guys don’t wanna go there for some reason

I think he said blizzard idk why

Spider-man * 😔😔😔

Mate what ya on about, fuckers sound like off brand X-Men.

@@SCR34M1NGMIDG3T na mate it sounds like some c tec fantastic four

"I don't feel so good" sigh*

Agreed the ads are killing me XD

Tik tok is a complication

Uh, you mean *compilation* right?

@@ghostofmisao. jup

JJustJJ what’s complicated about Tik Tok 😂

3. Be white 4. Be a registered Republican 5. Have a warped perception on consent

That's an insult to Shaggy

3. Must be named *Chad*

@@birdie8006 6. Have rich parents 7. Drive around in daddies Ford Raptor and listen to Migos 8. Have circle jerk sessions with the bros

​@@herp-a-derpjones2052 Bro. It's not gay, bro. It's just jerkin' bro.

What student has a car? Some posh uni you went to mate.

Lol you don't have to be posh to own a fucking corsa mate.

Tom Winstanley don’t need to be posh to own a car mate

Congrats lads, the joke flew over your twos head

If that's the case then what was the joke if you don't mind me asking?

Why?

Cause it's like a dad this roasting his idiot son.

@@madaramarkusa4060 have u ever met a American?

Most Americans aren't like that haha

We invented roasting and we are the dad now. Britain is that weird uncle that you beat the fuck out of one Christmas because they wouldn't stop trying to steal shit from you... You muppets are cowards and live in America's shadow, as insignificant as you are to the world today.

Or big alpha male will

@@mynanslefttoe2470 Or Top Shagger WillNE

*”Permantly”*

YEs gus

Lol

Siobhan Ratcliffe they could be such classy gorgeous buildings if they weren’t decorated like how a tent looks at the end of a week camping trip

How to spot a architecture nerd right here

I think this is also FSU so they dont have that nice of houses anyway lol

doesn’t it though??

Nutt amazing 😂

Where does he use the accent???

Daniela R 4:43

Wouldn’t they make a lot of money at there parties to pay rent/bills since to enter is like 15-20 bucks and there would be about 500 people that’s around 10-20k a month

i go to school near there and theyre all dickheads, id say the worst are small college frats

I think you mean THE ohio state university

Generic Name 😂

my miND OML

Generic Name that’s why they never touch its edited

Ur blind on how to spell MEME'U'LOUS U ILLITERATE MONG

Wolf *dies*

We Americans have done a lot messed up things in our past 250 years but I have to say that this is quite possibly our greatest shame.

A Ap "I can smell the sexual assault from here." 😂😂😂😂😂

I thought these frat things were just like a joke think in movies...I’m worried and in shock

@@Alice-ib4cz In England you'd just get bullied.

I don’t know what you mean. Frats produce the MADDEST lads

mr house fuck off u Toby

Mood

Tbh fuck that shit that got me tight I’m in TKE it’s the greatest fraternity in the world smh 🤦🏻‍♂️ just this group is mostly white kids my group in NYC is diverse af

Oh boy

James Walsh *deep sigh* that was a fucking burner lad.

Oh

Oh wow

What?

Sweet Home Alabama. *Incest increases*

"join the brotherhood, surround yourself with like-minded people.... the grand wizard will initiate you now..."

take a stand, join the clan

Welcome to the Bratva

Theres no argueing with Big Craig you know he is Alpha and this boi memlos is not. #CraigArmy

I didn't know roofies was a euphemism for date rape pills, glad I know now ._.

I personally prefer chloroform like if you’re gonna do you it’s better to get physical you know?

Rachel Fourie roofies arent a euphemism, they are named after rupheline

The Amazing Mr. Shovel Man well it can give you cancer but if you go to one of those parties you’ve already got it

Just Sam I can’t get cancer I am a metaphysical being with 20 godlike shovels that are bound to me as my weapons

As an American, same.

Its really sad. I'm even worse since I'm in Texas

@@notjeffbezos7579 Lmao wtf, the majority of Americans I'm surrounded by are almost as idiotic as the entire SU fandom itself, so I'm satisfied when I see people with some sense calling out the stupid things people in our country do or say, for gods sakes I live in California and it's like hell over here. I'm not apart of the SU fandom, I'm hardly into the show anymore but the Sardonyx profile is because of my personal liking to the character so I hope that clears something up

Ok

yes because someone can judge 200+ million americans from the "majority of people that you're surrounded by" edit: oh i just realized you live in california LMAO what a shithole

Lamp u mean there

OwO What's This no.... i don’t

harrisR1 you corrected him and aren’t even right? It’d be there’s or they’re

no, it's brah or duuuuuuuuuuudddeee.

He didn't even go to college and he's still richer dumb

@@mariadesotoescobar he actually did. he went to ohio university for, like, one semester before he dropped out. pretty sure he got in on a wrestling scholarship.

@@zahramunshi4016 better than "oi mandem, com mandem, ya goTT mee?" or "innit bruv"

@@Creed-lp4wj you live in the U.K and you know roadmen too 😂😂 i just know roadmen wannabe ive never met the actual real ones 😂😂

Nah it was just a really tan guy

@@RhiannonNich PFTAHAAAAAHAHH

Thot I was the only one who noticed

Callum's Corner same

he's the sacrifice