Funny shit, but an old co-worker was asked to do something by our boss, and he goes, "should I bring my fuckin tools!?", lol. The boss was like "wuh..."
I had an acquaintance tell me about them. I got the first 2 CDs and let my best friends listen to them. We were all laughing so fucking hard, tough guy.
By far my favorite part. I remember listening to these guys when I was in middle school. Haven't heard this in over 20 years and it's still just as funny as it was back then.
When I got my first job as a plumber when my boss hired me and shook my hand saying 'congratulations, see you monday' I looked him deadass in the face and said 'I'll see ya tomorra with my tools, fuckface'. He instantly knew and started dying laughing.
I imagine you instantly clicked or you wouldn't have even tried that. The only thing more epic would have been if he had instantly replied "Oh yeahhh? No one calls me fuckface for nothin' tough guy. Now you owe me lunch sizzlechest!"
I listened with my dad back then, we’d both be in tears laughing too. He’s passed on too. I just had to leave an old job because of differences with my fuckin boss! 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't hear The Jerky Boys until 1994, but I was in stitches after the line "open 'yer fuckin' ears, jackass..." How I didn't die from laughing after hearing the rest of the CD is one of life's mysteries!
ahh 1991, eighteen years old listening to this while working the late nite drive thru at taco bell. good times.......... ya huh? should I bring my fuckin' tools? lolol
Frank: "Well what about the job?" Boss: "What do you mean what about the job, are you applyin for a job? " Frank: "That's right tough guy." Boss: "Yeah." Frank: "Yeah." This is the funniest exchange I've ever heard where at least one guy was serious.
GOLDEN! FkFace! We’d listen to JB on Cassettes in the 90’s. Jerky Boys are OGs of REALITy comedy, tv, u name it. They’re still just as funny. The more time passes the funnier these, prank calls are. Thank You, I needed the laugh, Pencil Neck.
I was on a paint crew and someone put this album on. Work just stopped because we were all laughing so hard, especially this track! Including the boss.
I got the first Jerky Boys CD in college and looked forward to each new one that they released. When they started doing incoming calls answering phony ads, it took things to another level still. I don’t know exactly what it was about these guys that made me laugh so hard, but their humor, attitude, quotes, and mixed metaphors became imbedded in my brain and have been a part of my vocabulary ever since. Thirty years later and not only do I continue to incorporate their phrases and words in my conversations, but I still listen to the calls when I’m in the mood. Turned all three of my sons on to them as well. Long live the Jerky Boys sizzle chest!
I always watch where I walk on the beach so I dont step on piss clams. Jerky Boys 2 I got in 93 and it changed my life for the good forever. I can recite the sparky the clown call still as that may be the best one ever
The scenarios these guys came up with were what really sold the calls. Whether it was getting a scaffolding stuck up next to the fifth floor of a building and an old lady throwing hot clam chowder down on them or calling a piano tuner to come help get the rottweiler get unstuck from inside a piano... Just pure brilliance
Reading the comments wow we were all there back in the day (30 +years wth happend) enjoying the Jerky Boys with our friends . This was my high school freshman year. Good times that will never come back.
Love this job resume... " Experience... seven years! I worked on race cars for 18 years... I'm the BEST! I'm serious! I'll work circle around ya'! I'll rap your ... head in with a ratchet!" Now, that is what one might call qualified help!
