The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 385 | The Pouch 

Joe: “what would you do if I got hazel eye contacts?” Mal: “ask you what you going through” 😂 facts, either that or clown you

Time stamps for EP. 385 “The Pouch” 7:00 - Parks B Day / How was their weekend? 9:00 - Joe calls out Mal for putting money bag under Snoh’s pic 11:00 - How u tell the homies you have feelings for a woman? 15:20 - Mal explains tiff w/ former friend in LA 23:45 - Opinions on if music labels will be relevant after 10 years or so 39:00 - Geoffrey Tuben story (caught masturbating on zoom call meeting) 47:15 - Potentially Thanksgiving being cancelled due to COVID 50:15 - Complications of messing with a girl the sametime someone else is 52:00 - Ty Dolla $ign upcoming album 1:01:30 - Worst toilet miss ever 1:04:00 - Dudes asking woman for money 1:18:00 - Netflix (Emily in Paris, Love Craft Country, Trial of Chicago 7) 1:23:30 - RIP to JBP fan 1:26:15 - Fargo Series starring Chris Rock 1:31:00 - Potential new VERZUZ (Trey songz vs Toni Braxton, one hit wonder potentials) 1:45:00 - Issa Rae VS Kanye 1:54:30 - 50 Cent voting for trump 2:05:30 - Fivio and King Von song Check out my pod! Inspired by the JBP✌🏾

*SO NON OF THESE GUYS SHOWED UP TO PARKS B-DAY KICK BACK...😐AFTER HE INVITED THEM (ON THE POD)*

Y’all ain’t gonna sit here and act like parks didn’t invite y’all to his party live on the podcast!!!! I seent it! Parks hive stand up 😅🐝

So y’all can enjoy Parks’ delicious lamb on prior occasions but can’t attend his bday kick back??? Wooowwww that’s craazzzyyyy 😔😔😔😩

Parks did indeed invited you guys to his birthday in the last podcast tho

Getting your intro music from DJ PREMIER is a huge flex.

Joe: I wanna see a one hit wonder off, J Holiday vs... Parks: U 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joe: 😟 u know what really grinds my gears? Yoooo that caught Joe off guard. 🤣

Mal gets his fingernails painted but would clown Joe for hazel contacts. lol

Mal: "You think you struggling against Mims? Yo, believe in yourself" ☠💀⚰☠💀⚰🤣🤣🤣

Joe calling himself ‘J beezy’ is CRAZY

Just coming through as a part of the women viewership to say how much I missed this pod and love this pod lol

This intro legit 🔥 🔥 even know parks the first face we see lol. He catching up after only showing his knee cap in the corner for years 🤣

Joe podcast is my therapy , really appreciate this podcast a lot .

Joe calling himself "J Beezy" is almost as bad as LL going by "Big Ele"

This Pod in the fall/ autumn always hit different

First Mal happens to know how Cyn’s sexy voice sounds, now he putting money bags under Snoh’s pic??? Smh...Mal looking funny in the light man 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

I just realized joes laugh is apart of the intro song 😂😂😂

“Shoutout to the 2 parent homes that want to be single parents” Young Rors starting off from 30 😂😭

Rory sitting here quoting scenes from Juno is crazy 😂😂😂😂

*sparks blunt

Joe: let's peace it up Mal: I like beefing with u

Mal: “i heard it’s legal to get an abortion at 9 months” ....yo...an abortion at 9 months is CRAZY!

Yoo.. “U think u struggling with Mims?” and “Believe in yourself” is crazy !! 😂😂😂😂

“King Von friend of the show but never come up here” 😭😭😭😭 Joe man LOL

Do you think I can say "JOKING!!! comedy style” next time my girl catch me texting another girl and it will work ??

So Mal is a laker fan...never supported the lakers all season expected them to lose all season and then when they won just didn’t mention it? Ok ... the most Mal thing smh

They know damn well Parks invited all of them last episode 😂😂

Snoh thanking joe for the support after him shooting his shot is crazyyy😭

The pod is way funnier when they have no topics just straight jokes 😂💀

MAL FANS ARE CALLED "MALS MANS". EVEN WOMEEEEN!

Yooo mall thank you for the single parent shoutout! Laid off due to covid single dad of two. Trying to make the ends meet and want to ty for the respect. We will be ok and this will make myself and two kids stronger

Best part of the intro is Joe's wheezy ass laugh at the end 🤣

Mal: nah you know Kanye is like uhh, what’s that dude, that movie.. Joe: Radio

Mal been timid since he came back, they limiting him to 5 “that’s crazy” lines per pod 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he said fuck it altogether

Damn RIP MidnightSoul23 this made me really sad we all have our stages of different depression battles i pray anyone going through it never be afraid to reach out to those you hold close to talk

Commenting just to say I love how y’all incorporate cashapp without it feeling like an add. It literally clicked to me after multiple mentions (although it’s on the screen) 🤣. Thank y’all for being creative. Much love

I'm usually about 1/2 way through the audio pod before this drops. Pretty sweet transition 👌🏾

Joe was tight when they called him a one hit wonder 😭😭

Look at how Joe turned the pouch into a sexual advantage “Advantage pouch” - Parks

"I want to see J Holiday and You" Rory and Parks aka Barry Brothers shooting from three. 🤣

Im still getting used to the new intro & times. I miss the Monday & Friday's at 8am it was my FAVORITE way to start & end the work week.

Mal been leaving moneybags in the comments of London influencers that I know in person lol

Parks probably would’ve been excited for atleast one of y’all to pop up at the party..

Mal, that movie you're thinking of is called Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, and it's one of my all-time favorite comedy movies... "The wrong kid died!"

Joe was in his pouch this episode

I love the intro! Its very "back to basics" "same ol crew" "we not changing for nobody" "we not settling for nothing"

The toxic talk on this pod is unmatched it's what makes this pod great fr.

😂 “you think you struggling against Mims?? You gotta believe in yourself” Joe in a debatable against mims is crazy 😂😂

Appreciate Mal for shouting out the single parents! Where my single parents at ?!?! Keep your head up ladies and gents. It’s tough but we got this!

i need them momdays and fridays back. especially the mondays. it helps me start off this raggedy ass work week 😒

I love how they will never stop clownin on joe’s career 😂😂😂

Joe got a “beer belly” & thinks he’s obese! 😂

I lived in a "slimey" motel called Collinwood when I moved to Kentucky with my moms back in '92. The owner of the motel also owned some trailer homes around the corner of the motel. Long story short, the motel room had Showtime and Cinemax...I stayed on some Chantilly Lace when my mom went to work...had to get my bedding changed DAILY!!!

Single father of twin 1 yr girls and a two yr old daughter.. Their mom got addicted to perks.. Had to get full custody but we are making it with love thanks for the shoutout fellas this pod keeps me going!!!🙏🙌

Best day of the week

When Parks says, “Awwwww” it really makes me feel like he cares 😂😂😂.

Yo .. At 1:38:08 Rory and Joe are perfectly in sync .. They even stutter exactly the same way 😳

joe hates every time rory interrupts him to speak 😭😭😂😂

Parks intro “parks on the boards” low low low low lowkey nasty 🤷🏾‍♀️

I just want to know who won that dart game in the intro lol

I literally just listened to this on SoundCloud and now I’m about to watch this 😂😂

Yoooo that “Comedy Style” got me saying it after thing I really mean but gotta act like I’m joking hahahaha

Unpopular opinion and it’s just my opinion. Mal goes silent whenever a really deep discussion happens. He reminds me of the dumb (sorry) friend. What is his role on this podcast ? he doesn’t talk about his life. He doesn’t add much to this show. I get it he’s biggs little brother and Joes friend What else ?

Mal peep that we low key waiting for his braids to make an appearance. Let that scalp breathe folk

Thanks mal to the shout out to parents. It’s hard out here with no daycare.

Listening to the boys talk about the future of streaming and music is incredible because it shows how great this pod is. One moment: stomach pouches provide pleasure. Next moment: They are fighting to keep us all on devices. Next moment: sooo about lubin Toobin 🤔😂

Mal look like he in a onesie

I’m sorry Joe. Please don’t ever but the legendary Toni Braxton in a versus Trey Songs.

Just know this gets me thru life. This is my favorite podcast right now, with jre right behind ya. I listen to this while at work to help me get through my life. Thank you guys

Yoo.. Channel 72, on the black box with the Red Letters is crazy !! 😂😂😂😂

Happy Pod Day Y’all!! Love all of you!!

Joe and Mal with subtle shots at each other lol

Rory has so many good jokes but his delivery be letting him down so they go ignored sometimes. Joe kills with how expressive he is when he says shit and honestly hes just naturally comedic. Parks has great timing and knows exactly what he needs to say to get the laughs. Sometimes alot of parks jokes go unheard as well because hes so quick with the jabs. Mal knows how to play off energy and situation also his laugh is fucking contagious. His physical movements when he is laughing also kill. JBP Boys🔥🔥

I love Mal. “This is way better than my topic, take it away!” 😂

The Wayan’s brothers style intro 😎

When you calm as hell, guard down, and a gunshot comes in 😖🤣

When will they realize "comedy style" isn't a thing and the joke started when parks said "the comedy stylings of joe budden" ?

Lmao Mal sounded like Trump with his "You can do the research"

Bruuuhhh that "You" in unison after Joe suggested a One Hit Wonder segment 😂😂😭😭 J Holiday has more than one hit btw 🗣

The intro is clean. I love it :)

lol the new intro make them look like a bunch of cool ass homies I love it

Came here to see Joe do the Shoulder lean to young dro 🤣🤣 I hate they cut the beginning of the pod.

The Barry brother synchronized “you”😂 😂 😂

Mals summary of the boys is like 15% of what it actually is 😂

Can y’all please go back to uploading the Pod earlier in the day? I be at work itching for 12 to roll around.

🏍💨 “Meek out there going crazy” 😂😂

Trey can give me 20 minutes of hits

Parks beating to a Sears catalog and Rory beating to a LL Bean catalog is crazy

I'll say it every time , that intro is incredible

"Meek Out There Goin Crazy" 😂😂😂

Man this is the highlight of my week

Thank you Mal for shouting out us single parent’s during this difficult time. Being home alone with a small child 90% of the time in efforts to not contract COVID is very stressful.

The fact that Mal watches Emily in Paris.. im done done LOL

Mal- "Look at you breathing! That's crazy!"

“Pardon my friend” 🤣🤣🤣

Mal explained The Boys in the shittiest way ive ever heard.

Bro this a lot of content for a week y’all fans better appreciate! Joe giving like 3-4 hrs a week. What tv show does that?!?! Legendary

Bruh why we STILL can’t see what y’all seeing

I need a... See, the thing is/ Joe Budden Podcast collaboration, all tree of yall!