The Jokes We Almost Didn't Post!

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The jokes that make you laugh uncontrollably... well actually this video takes you back to the very first Don't Laugh Challenge we ever recorded and we seemed to take it very serious. Well Leigh still sucks at it, but Jana is so hard to beat.
Hope you enjoy let us know what you think or if you've got any special requests in the comments below!
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@patrikollus Год назад

"A plateau is the highest form of flattery." That's good!

@darrencobb5036 Год назад

An addendum to the coffee joke, unfortunately the cops couldn't press charges on the mugging, as there was insufficient grounds.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Now we are talking 😂

@sehrschee Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates What happend in a comedy coffee shop? The beans got roasted.

@chrismorris1304 Год назад

I hope they filtered themselves appropriately

@deweyoxburger5470 Год назад

Meanwhile all of the toilets in the station were stolen. The police have nothing to go on.....

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

Macabre comedy coffee is just a dark roast

@Vintage_geek Год назад

It's interesting to see Jana's strategies for not laughing... she rationalizes, recaps/explains the punchline, or nods and changes her tone to kinda condescending ... "good one"... true master of the sport!

@johnnyhun1 Год назад

or she just doesnt have a sense of humor lol

@markuhler2664 Год назад

Doesn't know who Rick Astley is? I hope y'all rolled him to eternity

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

That was devastating wasn’t it

@mattpalmer7466 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates This was my favourite out of the bunch, Cracker joke

@Shaniq307 Год назад

That trail mix line is absolutely top.

@originaldahha Год назад

that return volley on the neil joke was perfect!

@wolfie54321 Год назад

It's a good thing Leigh saw the "watch for children" sign in a later episode, now he can make that joke at 7:29 better. 🤣

@banana3955 Год назад

Think there should be bonus points for getting Jana to laugh

@jamesestelle7260 Год назад

@@elsu6038 you're weird for asking. She's married with a baby.

@elsu6038 Год назад

@@jamesestelle7260 what's so weird in regularly following her comedies?

@jamesestelle7260 Год назад

@@elsu6038 also, this wasn't to make you feel bad, you could just be a normal fan. But, with the amount of people who are not normal, I wouldn't want to be looked up if I was in her position. Know what I mean?

@elsu6038 Год назад

@@jamesestelle7260 that's a too good and kind reply......🙂🙂....I won't do the same again

@elsu6038 Год назад

Subscribed you now 🙂🙂

@elindquist5725 Год назад

What's green and moves at 80Km/hr? - Frog in a blender What do you get if you add milk? - Frog nogg What's Brown an sits in a cup? -Frog nogg, a week later What happens if you drink it? - You croak!

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

What happens after your funeral? You get toad in the hole. Did you hear of the frog comedian who was good at roasting? He could really ribbit.

@RSProduxx Год назад

The "light is faster than sound" one was not a joke, it was just sad and true :)

@CorvusCorone68 Год назад

also why first impressions aren't as valid as 2nd impressions in judging character

@johnrowland3105 Год назад

I left a cheese grater at my blind friends house the other day. He called me up and said it was the most violent book he'd ever read

@KonstantinAzarov-p7t Год назад

What is the difference between gay and straight rooster? Straight rooster screams in the morning “cock-a-doodle-do” !! Gay rooster screams in the morning “Any-cock-will-do”!

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

😂😂😂 maybe because it’s early in the morning but I lost it at that

@KonstantinAzarov-p7t Год назад

🤣🤣🤣

@donbrodie14 Год назад

What you call a deer with no eyes?? No idea!! Thanks for coming!!!

@roccojames4703 Год назад

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still, no idea !! 😂😂

@TaylorAmes 11 месяцев назад

The plateau and reverse knock knock jokes were the best imo

@MrSleepProductionsInc Год назад

My friend just got a job in a local orchestra. She had to pull a few strings.

@brian554xx Год назад

Laughed enough to barely be aware of my crush on Jana. ha. indecisive is the best i could hope for.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Not entirely sure what that means but thanks for watching 😂😂

@brian554xx Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates I mean she wouldn't be interested in me; at best, indecisive. Yah, nah; ja, na; Jana.

@a.v.vleuten1113 Год назад

"A soldier returns from war. What is the first thing he does when he sees his wife?" "Yes, been gone for 2 years, I know what he does first when he sees his wife." "Yeah, ok, sure. But what does he do second?" "I don't know. Hugs his kids?" "No, then he takes off his backpack."

@arm7987 Год назад

2 fish are in a tank. One says to the other "you man the guns, ill drive!"

@Mathghamhan Год назад

Thanks for the content! It makes sense why they didn’t make the first cut, glad to have them anyways. I was also under the impression they were cut for a different reason though.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha yeah I thought it was good to see the development 😂

@marcinj2290 Год назад

my neighbor's kid chews on electric wires they should ground him

@boblewis5762 Год назад

I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder

@Samurai_Stoner Год назад

Did you hear about the people that broke into the police station and stole all the toilets... The cops didn't catch who did it, they had nothing to go on...

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

Oh yeah...? Did you hear that someone stole all the beans from Buckingham Palace? He's been given a royal pardon.

@stevesolomon2348 Год назад

In regard to the first joke, "I'm not indecisive, I just can't make up my mind",

@florianbunzel Год назад

Ouch, that Last one Hurts 😢 Great Joke anyway 😂

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha it’s very good if you know who he is 😂😂

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

Almost had me Rickrolling on the floor...

@rodriguezdelacruz3353 Год назад

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!

@phnelson033 Год назад

That unrequited knock-knock joke from Jana is very solid indeed. Although, it's more for the audience -- and at the participant's expense 😎 I do enjoy seeing the participant sit blankly: "wait...what?...wait..." But tough to actually GET the participant to laugh with that I suppose.

@officerahmo Год назад

I don't get it either..

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

@@officerahmoI think it's along the same lines of "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?--I'll tell you next week." If it isn't, I don't get it either 😆

@emkosarchie Год назад

"just a heads up to mickus fans...'🤣🤣🤣

@erictaylor5462 Год назад

"There is no "I" in team, but there are two in me."

@jertheber1 6 месяцев назад

ghost joke: A hippy rents a haunted room. Just as he was about to fall asleep, the ghost says "I'm the ghost of the bloody, bloody fingers". the hippy says "cool man, you need a Band-Aid"

@rafsandomierz5313 Год назад

The two guys walk in the forest, one guy steps on a plank and suddenly screams "Ow Neil!" The third guy responds "Neil isn't here anymore".

@marcinj2290 Год назад

what do a short-sighted vision defect gynecologist and a labrador have in common wet nose

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

Do you know why the gynecologist visited the optometrist? Everything was looking so fuzzy to him.

@pe6649 Год назад

You are all cool, but Jana is the star

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha we will definitely tell her I assure you of that

@curiocitizen1069 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolatesPlease tell her that I love her

@kyleharrison713 Год назад

Honestly I never once watched these for the points lol. Just love the cast and jokes.

@demonbadger86 Год назад

Jana is cold as ice at this.

@aizazrasheed684 Год назад

A joke that will kill - Where do you get the best edible panties - Hole Foods

@tcmatias Год назад

That last one was great. Though crowd.

@EvilTwin559 Год назад

I asked a friend in a wheelchair what he was up to. He said: Just kickin' it.

@iq_solutions Год назад

I'll take second. Alot of these didn't make it for good reason.

@christiancarroll6597 Год назад

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just bbcauuuse.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Love this one 😂

@kami_neko Год назад

a tank joke and then a ghost joke, definitely coincidence

@joeymcguire8742 Год назад

That Rick Astley joke is really good

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

The joke is so timeless, it's Never Gonna Let You Down.

@Charlesb88 10 месяцев назад

Regarding the goldfish joke, she should have said after the punchline, “No tanks, that joke was tread-full.”😂🤣

@wedge47 Год назад

I bet I could I could get Jana to laugh.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

I think you could too!

@wedge47 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates Ok, I have a joke for Jana. Can you make a video of you telling it to her? I would love to see her reaction. How do you tell the sex of an ant? You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. And if it floats... well it's... buoyant.

@syahrulh687 Год назад

@@wedge47Jana: "Hmm.. good one..."

@StoneBubbles Год назад

Isn’t today the day Mitch is getting his Prince Albert piercing? #27

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

It is the day it happened yes 😂

@Schradermusic Год назад

How can someone not know who Rick Astley is?

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

That is a wonderful question 😂

@jonjohnson1978. Год назад

Big fan of the channel but these are shockers 🤣🙏👊 Will say though Jana almost went on the ledge joke 🥳

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

Nah, she's over the ledge now 😁

@joshsiddoway Год назад

whats black white and red all over? 2 nun in a chainsaw fight

@jericosha2842 Год назад

I was still greatly entertained lol

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha thank you. I thought it was just cool to see where we started!

@TassieDinkum90 Год назад

I first heard the 'Buddhist at a hot dog stand' joke in the movie Bicentennial Man when I was 9 24 years later I still do not get it

@ChristopherB123 Год назад

Let's just say kudos to the (original) editor!

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Same editor 😂 just wanted to be a bit more real

@g01dHaCkEr Год назад

Don't you mean "a bit more reel"?

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

@@g01dHaCkEr hahaha do I? Of the Instagram variety or fishing variety?

@kishka7 Год назад

Ja NA is just TOO CUTE!!

@peterhorn9934 Год назад

Worth it to stay to the end

@berninator9790 Год назад

8:34 As a german i despise this joke so much 😂

@kaivalya931 Год назад

that plateau joke was good

@schmerol Год назад

jana is cheating. she smiles in reverse 4:52

@slightlyfoxed9809 Год назад

Two gold fish in a tank ..one says to the other " you drive and I'll man the guns"

@marcinj2290 Год назад

My wife said I was infantile I told her to get the f.... off my trampoline

@archangel1547 Год назад

What did one bladder say to the other bladder that wanted to join its club? Congratulations, urine.

@Bulrien Год назад

I usually love these videos as they are always really funny. These weren't the best jokes I've seen on here though and after the first few I decided I wasn't going to finish the video. I forgot to turn it off and ended up finishing the video. I guess you could say I came for the laughs but stayed on accident.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha we appreciate you forgetting

@guitaristsrockable Год назад

Hey guys! Love the channel. Quick question : why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking a chicken! 😊

@goodtim3s394 Год назад

Jana is the Ice Queeeeen

@marksimonds13 Год назад

What happens to beans when they show up late for work? They get canned...

@carlandersson6140 Год назад

Where do I request jokes on this channel?

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Send them in at the website or otherwise we will find them in the comments here mate!

@subhajitdas9990 Год назад

dont know about you guys .....I'm here for jana

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Haha das is good to know!

@mauriciojimenez98 Год назад

Is the song new!? I’d never hear that until now!

@mikeyboy1998 Год назад

I love these videos ❤

@Teckno77 11 месяцев назад

I think a half hour video of Jana just saying fsshhh 😄 ASMR...JA-SMAR-NA? 🤔

@elindquist5725 Год назад

How do you spot a blind man on a "clothes optional" beach? ....seriously? come on its not hard 😏

@romlyn99 Год назад

Yeah... I can see why those didn't make it. If a smile was breaking, then I didn't break for this compilation.

@jeffreyfitzsimmons5022 8 месяцев назад

Ty. Love all yinz

@goldenapplereviews9135 Год назад

Is that Sam Heazlett from the Brisbane Heat?

@SmashyEggman Год назад

Nice to see the return of Sammy to the screen

@messylaura Год назад

yep, i can see why they never made it in the first cut

@comedyplate Год назад

How much does Jana laugh in her day-to-day life? That's what I'm curious about. Most of the time I'm watching her, she's trying to suppress her laughter. Is she normally constantly laughing?

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha very rarely actually 😂

@comedyplate Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates Agh. I had figured she was secretly a big laugh maniac.

@JoshuaPerera Год назад

8:56 has me scared for my life

@raafmaat Год назад

dayummm, i can see why these got cut lol

@grandpasadventures8525 11 месяцев назад

Jana ... 😍😍😍 wanna take her home

@karenling1754 Год назад

Jana you legend!!!!

@kjbunnyboiler 5 месяцев назад

Jana , funny and beautiful👍👍

@michaeldeeny8559 Год назад

Gode would be great with these

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

We literally have to get him in 😂

@aritragupta4182 Год назад

Is it just me or does anyone else get Sam, Matt and Rory confused with one another?

@Certified_Commenter Год назад

3:43 Can somebody explain it I didn't get it

@lira_mira001 Год назад

how is life like a pines? Sometimes it's hard... but but when you get older it calms down

@Echo_Wrecker Год назад

I have a pretty vulgar one…..

@M-Phunk 9 месяцев назад

Tip for the audio editing guy, stop using too much Noise Gate on the mics

@aorsoul...7532 Год назад

I copped off with anorexic twins last night. Two birds...one stone...

@onlydefuseonce Год назад

Does jana still have her baby ? 😊

@marcinj2290 Год назад

I have the body of a nineteen-year-old I just have to be careful not to thaw

@TearsOnAWind Год назад

oh... this crazy pronounciation of aussie people. to me as non native english speaker its blow my mind more then undersnatd jokes i need to firstly understand whats word its recently spelled. Never think its to happen but "God bless English RP" =)

@Dung30n Год назад

A young gentleman walks into a florists, asking what flowers to buy for a first date. The shopkeep tells him: if you want to hold her hand - buy lilies, if you want to kiss her - buy roses. So he asks her to wrap the cactus for him.

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

Redd Foxx joke: Two women are talking... "Hey, isn't that your husband leaving the flower shop with that massive bouquet?" "Oh no, it is! I'm gonna have to keep my legs up for a week!" "Well why don't you get a vase?"

@bizkit4136 Год назад

Anyone else just skip through to the parts with Yana in it?

@sourabhmayekar3354 Год назад

Lovely ❤

@Michael-Ray Год назад

Need more dirty jokes.

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

Here's a dirty joke for you... Two horses fell in the mud. So what's the dirty part...? Three came out.

@LordPegasusBudda 2 месяца назад

if you are questioning whether or not to post the jokes, that means we want them lol

@simsimme1799 Год назад

never been this early

@manadorkuk Год назад

That's what she said

@djhrecordhound4391 Год назад

...oops, the meeting for "Premature Ejaculators" is next week!!

@MarkRendle Год назад

What’s a 14-letter words that starts and ends with N and means constipation? “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn”

@olevam1 Год назад

I did not get pee in the deep end joke

@dilligaff1979 Год назад

He was standing on the edge of the pool and peeing in the pool.

@ptrinch Год назад

@@dilligaff1979 Must gave not seen the sign.... "Welcome to the ool. Notice there is no "p" in it. Please keep it that way."

@erictaylor5462 Год назад

Why are the some fish in Ukraine scared? They are in Russian tanks.

@larseriksson42 Год назад

I fail to see their miserable placing. If they make you feel a bit nauseous and want to slap somebody, or yourself in the face real hard, that's when you've got the right ingredients! Like my best one, "Did you hear about the pyromaniacs that went on a date?" So many good and terrible endings to that, just mix it up :)

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

When I had a knee reconstruction I was considering Lars surgery. Just ended up going regular keyhole though!