The Joys of Marriage - Saturday Night Live 

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Yes Indeed

Never been married and after watching a minute I realized they might mean the opposite of what their saying.

I know it’s a comedy show but if marriage is like that maybe i need to be a bachelor for life.

That sounds professional AND helpful !

@@hittingnote75 Take heed Single guys bcz also in my state any way the law reads and pretty much a quote here-in : When the man signs the marriage license he is "VOWING to pay every bill the woman ever comes up with!!! & if You know what alimony means then You understand!!! & Hopefully You Understand why Men get Screwed in Divorces!!! Plus In a "Domestic Dispute = FIGHT Cops belive women over mens stories more often!!! which is discrimination but hey the same govt that states NO Discrimination can also DISCRIMINATE Themselves ALL THEY DESIRE!!! Marriage turns the Dominant Personality of the two into the controler & Men into wimpy two faced liars!!! Some men say they are happy but read the latter comment bcz also Word definitions change while in marriage also!!!

as a marriage counselor , you should tell your clients: A man marries a woman hoping she never changes. She always does. A woman marries a man hoping one he will change, but he never does.

that's fucking hilarious 😭

So after you met you weren't happy

@@vitaniweapon413, you're quick 😂

Time to give credit to Henny Youngman for this joke.

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I thought the same thing

Seriously waiting as I’m watching but now I know

I know it sounds stupid...but I like that he does. Some of that shyt is funny and breaking character just adds it's that's funny and hard not to laugh. If he faked breaking then f that!! Laughing is good. more cowbell is worth laughing extra cause he broke! Why hold it in!

I've heard that Will would get angry if Jimmy started cutting up. He'd tell him to take his job serious and not steal sketches with cheap giggles and cuteness. I'd agree with Will, the giggling is obnoxious.

@@asherperkinsmusic2767 Will and you need to lighten up.

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They speak a different language. I'm still learning

Don't let that stop you from finding happiness in someone else. As long as you have happiness in yourself then nothing can stop you

There all sycho

There’s always a new one out there that will do way more stuff. Find her.

Yeah, comedic, sarcastic truth. It's not the same for everyone. Marriage is an emotional thing. Logic has nothing to do with it. See what I did there?

I was chuckling away then I was like... "oh shit... this is starting to sound familiar"

@@slamex I loved your comment!👌👍😁

Yep, I'm right there with you. The crazy thing is, my brother and good friends all told me not to do it. I should have listened.

We all are.

All the old guys at work told me not to and that “ oh but I’m sure you’ll be different “ 😂😂😂 … I should have listened 🤦‍♂️

God bless married men lol

Yep, we’re all in the same (sinking) boat!

Married with Children may be a little over the top because of the humor. Nothing is handled with any serious concern. But that's fine, that is the concept of the show and it's intent was to put humor into family issues that in the real world would not be handled in that fashion. However, between MWC, Roseanne, That 70's Show and All in the Family they portray the average American family and marriage with more accuracy and realism. I'm sure there are more but those are favorites of mine. Some shows do an accurate job on the marriage to a point but go further with the drama and over do it with deception, but that is the intent of those shows. Daytime soap operas are a perfect example. It would be nice to see shows like MWC and All in the Family made today but younger viewers couldn't handle these shows because they would be offended.

poor children

No TV show is a replacement for real life. The issue is that some people are exposed to solid marriages while gowning up, while others are not. Fuck TV as any kind of suggestion about how families really work.

Take my wife, Please!

It’s fun to talk about money, when your well in the black.

First year is tough, then literally to the day - you start to live again.

Consider yourself lucky

Congratulations!!

Congrats!!!

Hang in brother. My wife and I separated but got back together after a year. We’d both grown a lot apart and appreciated each other more. Now we have a kid and are happier than ever.

Yep!

Always! 😆

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And always will.

Now he looks 70

hahaha

AND divorced women are too.

Why any man gets married is beyond me

@@hazelatwood2292 - Sure, Hazel... sure.

Cheers

Brilliant!

Lol!!!!

😂😂🤣🤣

This is some Game of Thrones theory type of shit you're onto, man. Meaning this might very well be true.

and his very much genuine laughter

"Fuck you, Jimmy"

Jimmy McNaughty

After marriage the guy in the middle will over laugh at the slightest low key joke and more often produce the fakest laugh ever

I like your observations

Dullest sitcom ever.

Great show

Yes!

@@bluceree7312 ratio

lollllzz

Yeah, SNL's version is better.

Shut up

@sayvar44 he’s the only reason the show is watchable

@sayvar44 Barney was the best thing about that show you fucking weirdo

So damn true!!

Truth

That's where the idea goes wrong. Marriage should be a logical and financial decision, not an emotional one. Love should be beside the point when thinking about marriage!

@@vizn9118 if you use logic and financial issues to determine a marriage, if your a guy, you quickly decide its a bad deal. A LLC or a independent contractor makes more sense.

Well, it’s what you two make of it-together. Add in kids, complicated or significant job investments, other serious circumstances, etc., and its then how you to each and together handle those issues.

So immediately after marriage they start wearing sweats socks and t-shirts so you need a tin snips to get at them or before marriage it was a thong only to bed every night. Immediately after marriage the nagging and bitching increases tenfold and the sex is absolutely zero at least with her husband. Marriage is what you make of it? It's bait and switch and it's the biggest scam that I ever played on men

SIMP

I have been married for 50 years. With the wind chill, it feels more like 60.

Damn what happened in those other 15 years

@@hayes99 He lost Honesty & Word definitions.....

I can relate lol

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You live in West Virginia? LOL…joking It’s all about how you write something.

@@BreakerBreaker1320 or how you read into it ;)

Never saw movie he was in that I didn't like. I'd like him to be my next husband 😅

Same, brother. 43 here. Not a day does by where I’m sad that I’m single. You cross a point in the road where you stop getting lonely and you just get used to the freedom. I actually resent it when a woman tries to impinge on my freedom. I’m a wild stallion, baby, nobody can tame this horse! Hah hah hah.

Smart guy

Tony Tezer Tezulastiran probably because they are their own person who can enjoy spending time with their friends, and isn't attached at the hip of their spouse? If you're in a happy relationship of any kind you don't need to spend 24/7 with your partner.

Because we the marriage guys need companies someone that have a same life experience :( los.....

Don't ever marry

Tony Tezer Tezulastiran haha

Hamed Khalilian lol especially twice

You watch it every day as a reminder to stay single? lol

@@rayyana.8538 and meanwhile i got married :)

@@mohamedalikhlifi9772 congratulations! Then you can confirm that life is not pure bliss lol stay happy!

Congratulations

​@@mohamedalikhlifi9772 let us know how true you find this sketch now, before & after marriage!

I am reporting your comment under "misinformation"

@@javamurniadi6520 hahah nice one

lucky you u found the unicorn

@@Ponce417 Thank you 😊 yea I did, she is a incredible woman. Stay positive and never settle for less than you deserve 🤜🤛

@@403greenstreet3 I hope you made her sign a prenup LOL And keep an eye on her phone.

We wish we had ears to hear before suffering.

Props for correct capitalization.

But he read all his lines off the cocktail napkin 😂🤣😭

I was smart enough not to have children in the first place.

When I told my parents that I was leaving him, my dad said “Finally!” 🤣 Best thing I ever did for myself!

I’m guessing this skit was the inspiration for Old School

no, I just came here from a sketch called The Box and Jimmy was awesome in it. I was waiting though 😂

Marriage is no laughing matter😂😂😂😂

Stop.

Yea...whats your husbands opinion

@@seankelly9447 This is what he always tells me so that's his opinion

This comment alone is enough to scare women away. Hope my husband loves me for more than the conveniences of having food to eat and a clean house.

Hope the poor fella never falls upon hard times. That's usually when you see what you really married. When the good job goes the home cooked meals go.

@@Mississippian God forbid a woman brings anything more to the table than a used high mileage slot c.

Hell yeah, laughing cause I could relate but it made me feel better at the same time. It's nice to hear these are normal things people go through. The fights always end if you really love each other. After the dust settles, she's my best friend and the perfect counter to my flaws. After a screaming match, walk away, put away your pride and try to see her side. It's all about perspective fellas.

someone should do THAT sketch! the postpartum conversations I hear from girlfriends are INSANE.

Oh yes

@RonnyDonny13 shut the fuck up you piece of garbage shit

@RonnyDonny13 I know you are. But what am I? I hope someone does something so awful to you that you wake the hell up and change your ways. Too bad you havent grown up yet and are probably a little teenager. Poor thing. I pity your insolence.

Give birth to a child and shut the fuck up. You know nothing about sex or childbirth. You've been through nothing. All you're doing is trying to abuse everyone on RU-vid to make your sad little self feel better about your own pathetic fucking life.

Why are you noticing men for huh? Sounds kinda gay