The Justice League Are Sexist 

This person made a knee-slapper of a script that they got PINNED ...Maybe I should try that next time.

BATMAN: Oh my god, that's horrible. SUPERMAN: Yeah Sha... Shay.... what was Hawk gal's name again? Shay..... WONDER WOMAN: Shay Stadium? SUPERMAN: Oh you're right Di. Shay Stadium really sold us out hardcore. BATMAN: It's not just that. (points at screen) Did you notice the chicken? WONDER WOMAN: Yeah they say the camera adds 10 points but I'm thinking 20 for Shay Stadium. BATMAN: No the LFC Chicken. It's... (dramatic close up) bald! (Sting is heard). FLASH: Chickens can't be bald. BATMAN: Shut up Flash! And they are so bald they don't have any skin on them. WONDER WOMAN: (Blinks in shock) Oh my hera he's right! BATMAN: Of course I am I'm Batman. SUPERMAN: How oculd chicken not have skin on it? That's like the best part of it. BATMAN: Obviously that monster luthor wants his chicken as bald as his stub of a head. SUPERMAN: That mad man's gone too far this time. WONDER WOMAN: Should we snap his neck? BATMAN: No for I have an even better idea. ONE COMMERCIAL LATER. BATMAN: (On TV) Come on down to BFC, Batman's Fried Chicken for I'm Batman and this (holds up leg) is the best damn chicken you'll ever get. SUPERMAN: (Shown watching this on monitor) Bruce you're a genius. BATMAN: Yeah tell me something I don't know. HAWKGIRL: (Enters in room pissed) YOU SON OF A BITCH! BATMAN: Yeah I knew that too. HAWKGIRL: You contacted my race and threw them into a big pot and fried them all up. FLASH: Oh so that was the 11 secret herbs and spices. HAWKGIRL: SHUT UP FLASH WONDER WOMAN: Look Shay Stadium it had to be done. HAWKGIRL: Wait what did you call me? WONDER WOMAN: Your name. HAWKGIRL: I'm Shayera you dipshits. SUPERMAN: Huh really? That's dumb. MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Yes and this comes from someone who has an apostrophe in the name Jon so you know that's saying a lot. HAWKGIRL: It's a proud Thanagar name! SUPERMAN: (shown eating Chicken) More like extra crispy. HAWKGIRL: Stop eating my people! WONDER WOMAN: Hey your people were going to enslave and kill everyone on earth. HAWKGIRL: Who told you that- I mean.... no. BATMAN: That's why I told the team they had to die. FLASH: I thought you weren't sure and just said do it regardless. BATMAN: Shut up Flash. HAWKGIRL: So you were going to kill them regardless just for what good chicken? SUPERMAN: Damn good chicken. (holds up a wing) Want some? HAWKGIRL: NO SUPERMAN: Oh good because I didn't want to share. WONDER WOMAN: Eh I'm sure she didn't need it anyway Kal. Obviously that wing would of gone to Shay's hips. HAWKGIRL: Quit calling me that! WONDER WOMAN: Well do something then. (Hawkgirl throws her mace at Wonder Woman who merely blocks it with one hand as it slams into a wall) Do something useful. BATMAN: That'd be a first (other JL all laugh at this). HAWKGIRL: (Groans) I should of asked Luthor for that extension.

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​@DianaGohan I can see it now! 😊

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Does this mean I can’t be wrong? 😮

Studio C, you love to see it!

@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi i see you everywhere jesus christ

Studio C is great man

Does that mean we have to start treating them like people now?

Hawkman from Solid JJ: Thank goodness that I'm not the most unlikable character anymore

Not really. Hawkgirl and WW should be switched around.

@@Xannyphantom905 Why? Batman and Superman almost never interact with Hawkgirl, this cartoon was one of the few exceptions

Or wages are an excuse for poor people to feel rich.

Wages can keep poor people from committing crimes

Average bar owner comment on being understaffed:

He didn't get that rich by signing alot of checks

​@@bloodred255 True, Bat is a gold spoon. But to keep riches. You need smarts. Otherwise you lose it. There are many stories about board of directors trying to take away his wealth...

If sexist, why hot?

why is girl asking for pay? is she stupid?

Are they stupid ???

If stupid, why hot?

No, it's just the costume doing all the work

Equality 👍

I see he learnt Stalinist equality

Reminded me of Homelander 💀

Supes is lucky he looks like humans 😂

@@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 Jon can look like whatever the fuck he wants.

@@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438Jon literally spends like an entire season of the series living as a human so I think your point falls flat here

Ikr 😂

Lol same

You mean Season 3.

What’s her season 2 outfit

@@jlev1028 not season 3 but in justice league unlimited. Mb

The justice league have effectively become vought. It's time to assemble the boys.

@@Ash-Winchester So Taskforce X?

@@alannatherson7721 No. After we take down the justice league, we'll free the members of task force x from the government's control. Once that's done me, the boys and the freed members of taskforce x are going to work with anarky and deathstroke to create a resistance movement specifically designed to destroy every government program that seeks to control and weaponize metahumans. Deathstroke and I will work on infiltrating the DOA and stealing their anti superhero countermeasures so that we can socialize the means for the people to be able to take down superheroes and metahumans should they ever go rogue, while anarky and the boys will work on rescuing any locked up metahumans.

But isn't wonder woman also sxist ??

@@Diamondr11Blue Wonder Woman is sexist, yes.

oh ffs i almost forgot about it, cheating, being a traitor and all that jaz she should never have been a character at all

Like Italy 😅

She's vegan too

& calling her ugly

@@kurtsudheim825 Nah in the show Hawkgirl looks much better than Wonder Woman lol, she just healous

@@-Hexag0n What a stupid joke! better looking than WW??? you need professional help ASAP

......she already has one

@@pearsegallagher9832 Yeah but but she DESERVES TWO 😂!!

@@tonydanatop4912 , Boa Hancock and Kiku from One Piece deserves their islands, but Wonder Woman doesn't even deserve a single island.

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr does kiku own an island? why dosnt wonder woman deserve one

@@pearsegallagher9832 , Kiku only got her own island Post-Wano.

Argues in lack of female voice actress.

Solid JJ's Wonder Woman: *agrees in lack of voice actress*

ACTRESS*

Hawkgirl: Stewart, I'm a Doomsday's Doomsday Device

@@roma540 OH SHI~

Ah classic gamerpoop❤

That sounds so familiar. Who said that? I MUST KNOW!

@@WillOfMyD mans1ay3r in Mass Effect Gamerpoop. One of running gags

Any pay is good pay when you're not doing any work.

The man gets paid in Oreos.

I wonder when Jon's cocain- I mean *chocolate* addiction is gonna play a role in one of these

He doesn't have a Lex-shaped car.

No, they're not. Lex Luthor is a crooked businessman and batman is vigilante who fights for justice and to prevent further children from becoming future orphans.

nuh Batman has a bat cave and a bat shape underwear Lex only has hearts and pinks underwear

Wage gap was debunked in the 70s

That's rough, buddy.

Ok but how is this related to the video tho?

@@nathanf3019 His mom gave him a pep talk this morning before school and he wanted to share because it made him feel better.

@@ishaanthalla317 apparently it wasn't rough enough

​@@botspotter8379 Okay wtf?

I mean she in canon is actually a sxist. Ofc she would agree

She is tired of heavy burdening the brute force along side with Supes and MM and simultaneously running the feminist propaganda. She gave up. She wants to chill now. It's understandable. 😅

Greek gods and heroes often swing both ways. Wonder Woman can definitely knock some feathers loose.

She deserves better

If professional basketball player plays more and is better than LeBron James then he/she should be getting paid more.

​@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Then they'd be the next Lebron James.

Well, "Hawk Tuah" exists. So, she must be aware of that, right?

She really is the Meg of this universe. Then again, it is flash that is told to shut up.

​@@miniman649 Ye but flash deserves it for being as worthless as martian mamhunter

@@HiddenPowerIce hey now. Flash at least uses his powers. He fails yes, but at least he tries. Manhunter didn't even make it to the starting line before taking a nap.

DC version of the Beast from X-Men

changing to "Hauk Twah" Girl might finally get her a pay raise

@@cocoadragon8554 I ALMOST made that reference, lol.

Hooking up with Vixen

He left with Vixen.

Wonder Woman from solid JJ : "Simply nods due to no voice actress"

​@@hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004I think we can all agree that's for the better.

Then you're blind af or don't read a single WW comic to make this BS comment

That was my Ex-wife. She got mad that I made more than her. The sad reality was she got paid ~$1 an hour more than me but only worked 40-hour weeks and always turned down over time, I worked 90 to 100 with massive bonuses.

@@botspotter8379 man i wish i was fortunate enough to be married

Too “pick me girl” type of sound for Amazonia god warriors