The Keydeath Express: A Very Painful TROLL Journey 

Dave sneakingly checking if Wanna Pizza would have a market for undercooked and burnt pizza.

i haven't seen a troll level break dgr like this since my old college days

_2 minutes into the level_ "I don't wanna brag... but I think we're crushing this." 😎 _willingly jumps to his death_

The way this level started had me convinced this wasn’t going to be a 24 minute video with only one level but the way it turned around after the death

0:09 Not gunna lie, he had me in the first half.

I like when dave wears the green hats...makes his head look more appropriate for his brain size.

“this door is clogged!” - DGR Dave, 2022

I consider it a good troll level when I don't have a clue what's going on. And let me just say, this had me utterly flabbergasted the entire time.

That was one of the most confusing troll levels I've ever watched #dgr play. I'm still shaking my head.

Definitely one of the better endings

That "screen is one tile longer than you think" troll was already used in MM1, I think, but on the left.

22:33 there is no way, that this is the ending.. how can you even think it is ? - there is no flagpole at all, it would be visible in between the spikes at least. - also the ending is always the 10th block from right and never more, there can not be more than 9 blocks to the right from the ending (different in other mario styles) but the troll that came after this was brilliant. the fact that dave was thinking about the ending maybe made this one possible, bc there was a troll like this before and i remember that dgr was dodging this exact troll. i remember this because this was just an S-Tier Troll to me, and i was very sad to see dave dodging it like my grandpa vegetarian food.

The Spiny Control Express: A Very Painful COMMENT Journey... ...some day we'll get DGR's glorious retribution over Spiny Control, some day...

Didn't raise or lower the clear rate. "Nice" 😂

On the topic of pizza - it's just like if I prefer to be hot or cold. You can put the pizza back in if it's undercooked, just like you can add more layers if cold. You can't undo burnt pizza, and there are only so many layers you can remove before it's inappropriate.

4:00 I"m calling it now before I watch further, but I'm guessing you had to just stand still for the fire bar to get out of the way.

OH MY GOD PATRICK, LOOK! HE'S GOT A BOOT! 😬😆

"would you prefer undercooked pizza, or burnt pizza?" I'm eating pizza.

Whoa that's why I will always be here for new videos... Oh man that was so cruel level

Dave, undercooked pizza is absolutely the correct answer.

A very painful troll journey is very painful Indeed

I have an idea for a new SMM2 Challenge, it goes like this: 1-Make or find a level that is like softlocks that Dave always falls in. 2-Play "Endless Normal" 3-Play and have fun, but if you die, you gotta go to the "Softlock Level" and try to beat. 4-if you beat the "Softlock Level" you can go back to the Endless Normal and complete the level you died on. 5-Your goal is to beat 30 level. I have this challenge idea since a long time ago, but that's the first time I decide to talk about it, Dave if you see this, please try it out.

As someone who worked in a Pizzeria, undercooked Pizza has no redeemable qualities and if it contains homemade sausage or other meats it can be unsafe to eat. Burnt pizza however, has an otherworldy satisfying crunch of crispiness with it as well as if it's pepperoni the grease and oils are melted away leaving you with this really nice saucy pizza cracker. Amazing.

0:15 dave had such a bad stroke there he thought clear rate was clear condition

Whoa that goomba just changed directions (Yes I did see the sideways trampoline) 🤯

I love rewatching the streams!!

That was fantastic!

I really like the series 👍

this was brutal.... but in a good way. really really good level, punishing none the less

What a presidential intro

That was so awesome stream and funny! Also recommend absolutely to Carl and Geek #NoGuts #SPANG

Honestly I'd prefer burnt, not like my to prefer that I know but I can just get rid of the burnt region and salvage what's left. Definitely safer than undercooked meat (referencing the pepperoni which I would just pick off anyway because I don't like the taste)

Clear condition Shows clear rate

15:10 squidward is that you

Quite a lot of traps, and the more you do it the more sloppy you become. You're your own worst enemy.

4:40 Burnt pizza, no contest. Also, risk of illness if it's not cooked enough.

i've had both burnt and undercooked pizza before. i will always prefer burnt over undercooked due to this. undercooked literally made me sick for a few days, and i dont get sick.

16:59 Where’s the Squidward emote when we need it.

That was a NICE way to end it

The intro sounded just like my old college days

The problem with eating undercooked pizza is you can get food poisoning and then you’ll be puking and going diarrhea all night long and have nasty sulfur burps every few minutes.

Forget undercooked. I prefer burned to regular. I love the taste of burned cheese.

Thanks

I laughed at the 21:00 reveal X)

"Nice."

“No red coins” Me: ‘you donkey butt”

This Level is so weird, it had no softlock places where Dave has to suffer through, and when Dave started the level it was 23/3325 and when he finished it it was 23/3325

I don't think you've tried cutting through butter with a dull knife. They still have an edge of sorts, and butter yields to metal no matter what the temperature.

No clutch 😂

Burnt pizza is way better than undercooked pizza. This isn't steak we're talking here.

19:14 Pvdvvvdddvvvvpct(that’s what I hear lul) 19:18 Heck it I’m hitting it once… 19:19 I’m hitting it once. 19:20 Heck that. 19:21 *Someone else said lactating not me* Lol the strange things YT Dave gets forced to say. I did originally think he said “heck it I’m hitting it one time not three” and that prolly would have made it even more silly out of context.

In fact, it only matters that you do left before middle. 16:25 Nevermind.

Damn what an horrible level. And by that I mean what a amazing level. Jigsaw could have made it.

Under cooked pizza is fine as long as I have my microwave.

I had undercooked pizza a couple weeks ago. It was terrible. Barely edible.

Why to pain, of course, this is the Key Death Express! 5:29 Good, it’s bad for you. Don’t eat char, kids. You know, a butter knife is already basically a dull knife…much less sharp than, well, sharp ones…but I guess MAYbe frozen butter too hard for a butter knife…other knives though, I’m pressing X on that one. Umm…how could that be the ending?…

this is the closest dave has come to saying curse words. lol

I love that win for you... But i hatw the toll it has taken on your body and mind... At the end of the day.. Was it worth it? Was the juice worth the squeeze? Taste the bisquit with the honey sauce...

The pizza depends on the ingredients and HOW burnt it is for me. If it is a lump of coal? Then I would probably prefer undercooked unless there is a topping that would be dangerous if not fully cooked (Italian sausage/ground beef I am looking at you!). I frequently LIKE my dough/cheese a bit past where a lot of people would say it is overcooked though, so I may like it that way.

Lunar’s always been amazing at troll levels. (20:20 ish for a reference to what made me bring this up) The first level I noticed of theirs had some red coin shenanigans, I didn’t really know how the game worked and I wasn’t realizing I was debating/arguing with the person who made the level… So I kept saying idk my idea may have worked I’m not sure, but why are you being *so demanding as to why you think the level was built that way* !!!!!!!! Lol finally they realized I wasn’t trying to pick a fight, I seriously had no clue I was talking to the level creator for the past day or so… so when I kept defending my opinion and they *knew* how it was built I think they were like “you *do* realize I made this level so shut up” not as rudely but that’s what I took from it. It was Geeks play through of it tho. I’m always bad with remembering levels by their names it’s just specific trolls in said levels that usually relate back to what I remember for specifics. If that makes any sense. Anyway doubt anyone made it this far… if so lmk I can try to find the link to the video with mine and lunarscrapsscapespoopswhatever’s slightly heated conversation. Lol I take full responsibility for being the clueless dingaling in that situation 😅😅😅😅

Burnt pizza any day. Wood fired farm style pizza is purposefully kind of burnt and it's awesome. Undercooked is no bueno.

POV: Dave be like…👁️👄👁️😂

Burnt pizza. And undercooked pizza depending on the toppings could make you sick

I'm not sure what's disturbing me more: the comments about people enjoying the flavor of burnt pizza or the comments about people putting raw meat on their pizza.

Yes indee

Question, If you’ve gotten yourself a clogged door do you call a plumber or carpenter to help fix it? 🤔 🥁

Undercooked

Brick

DUDE DIDNT SOMEONE IN CHAT *PREDICT/SPOIL* THAT TO HIM???

16:44 stand on the p switch and go back in the door.;

Noice

00:15 welcome to r/ihadastroke

can one clog a door ?

Burnt? Ok, but how burnt are we talking? Like you forgot about it but caught it within 5 minutes? Or burnt as in you completely forgot and it looks almost like charcoal?

Intro 15:10-15:17.

Hi -_-

When is the charity stream?

Undercooked should have won.

Imagine if key deaths were in real life.

burnt, bc undercooked could get you sick

Glad i am 3rd

xd

The things he does for views

blame geek and carl, who suggest a troll level that is not tested, literally version 0.0 of troll level.