The kid who hangs outside the school canteen 

What is the best thing from the canteen 🥪?

They always be begging like it’s their full times job 😂

There was this one kid at my school who used his mate's debit card to buy food, turns out he was spending $50 a week on hot dogs and cookies. Judging by the size of the bloke, it didn't really surprise me.

That Teacher part tho 😂😂 "Piss off Jarred!"

Loving the stereotypes, so relatable

“I’m Gonna take a shit in your pencil case”😂😂 good one shaktv you never fail to make us laugh

coming from the kid that is outside the school canteen, this is extremely accurate

I swear, it's always that one kid that's always waiting outside the canteen, waiting for money, even if they don't like the person or bully them.

I love this guys skits, they make my day better❤️

"Piss off Jarod" LMAOO

Not even the teachers are safe

This is actually so spot on, there is this lad at my school that is campin out at the tucky. He's actually blonde as well funnily enough. this is literally so true, my fav food at the tucky is the chicken burger. they only make 4 for the whole school, people wag class just so they can get to tucky earlier lol. welcome to queensland schools!

At our school we have an undercover area where the lines are for the canteen. I was hanging with my friends there when this girl came and begged EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the area for money. If you walked past, she would go and ask for money. Long story short, she didn’t get anything.

“Can I have 10 cents?” “No” “Can I have 5 cents?” “No” “Can I have 10 bucks”😂 0:42

“ I’m going to shit in your pencil case! “ how is he planning on do that?

It should be a national holiday whenever ShakTV uploads. Seriously you make my day so much better much love - Goku Black 🖤

Bro the teacher was straight to the point “piss of Jared”😂

PLZ MAKE A 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!!!

The ending 😂 “Oi Mr. Dingleberry!” “Piss off Jared.” (Outro music starts playing)

This guy has 13675432 characters. He nails all 13675432 of them😅

was waiting for this, shak making mondays better

Even the principal!😂😭

Shak never fails to make me laugh

"are you gonna eat all of it?" And "can I have half of it?". Were asked every single lunchtime 😂 10/10 accuracy.

Bro this word for word is true 😂

That tuck shop turns into Centrelink in a few years too

We always had this guy at my school. He was always at the canteens

2:49: AY MIZTER DINCLESHMIT

Why are they always called Jarrod too 😭🤣

So nothing has changed in the last 40 years. Kids would say "Can I scab 5 cents" back in the 80's

awesome video another banger

"It was just a prank"

Stuff like this gets stuck in my head now😂

This remind me back in days high school 2011 JJ chaill mascot Syd

teacher wasn’t having it

Been 14 years since school, Nothings changed

I was selling marbles at one point. Hustling started at the canteen lines

In winter, it was always the steamed dim sims served in a freezer bag and copious amounts of soy sauce.

They always say this and I find it funny that you made this

My whole year is filled with these people😂

Brother I used to tick the canteen up no need to beg 😂😂😂😂

Love your videos man!

Love the school skits ❤️

Pretty accurate

Been waiting for this one lmao. Keep the vids going Shak.

Yep i remember at high school there was allways that one nagging for couple bucks 😂😂😂

There was always lots of scabs in the play ground.. even a meat pie would get passed around

Its always "can i have a dollar" 😂

Him and the cboys are the only people i get exited about when the y upload

Too funny,we had a kid at high school called Jared,he would try to sell you sneakers he had stolen from the bowling ally

The teacher cent 😂😂😂😂😂😂

always amazing skits, how u come up with this haha

Hey shak I stand with u I stand out canteen line asking for money

Bro our canteen exit is at the yr10 area and they're always standing right next to the exit begging for money like their life depends on it.

At our school canteen it was two story the Belcony we walked onto was where the counter was and underneath no one went cause it was just dirt what happened was I had a smart idea that people had been dropping their change underneath it for years no one has looked and well I was right ! Made a fair bit of cash in $2 hahaha

It’s turning into guntree tryin to negotiate 😂😂😂

Pure gold mate loving the regular video uploads ❤

My friends are always like this 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Great ending!

Bro fax

We’ve done that before classic

know quite a few people like this still in their 20s and 30s lmfao

I love you ShakTV I have been watching you for two years and I also love PRIME

Hello I am such a huge fan you are the best and make the funniest videos

MAKE 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CANT LIVE WITHOUT

Shaktv with the relatable content ⭐️

Nah they try and sell you like random leaves and rocks off the floor for 50 cents 💀

make more eshay skits

another banger shak

mazing content

as a guy named Ashton I love you

In my school everyone wants a Chip when i get some nuggets and chips 💀 but thats Englamd

Haha yeah brotha

Yo man keep uploading love to see it ❤

Bro what is shak’s secret formula to making the best videos I’ve never missed a video👍🏼

At my school I once bought a garlic bread, sausage roll, donut and an oat chocolate milk. The bloody scavengers were after me like the seagulls from Finding Nemo

The “I’d do it for you” is a crock of shit, don’t listen when they say that.

I remember kids didnt talk like that

LMFAO AWESOME STUFF .. BIG THUMBS UP

That's gold 😂

bro istg im always the dude gettin mobbed

bros the school junkie 💀

As always, awesome videos 👍👍

bro hit that accent hard

Shak once I literally stole some kids lunch and did a runner, he had a Gatorade and a hot dog so I had to

This isn't the usual 7.45

every day i used to give this kid the bacon out of my BnE, was too tough to chew. We wasn't really friends but it just turned into daily routine

How are u champ also thx for the great content ❤

2:33 middle finger

They have no shame 💀💀

Finally you made a video about me!❤❤

Xmas is on Monday can you do a Christmas skit this year

LOL That was heaps Funny 🤣

And then beef

I’m still waiting for that $1.

There is one kid like this with the exact haircut as the wig you have Ur bang on brother

me fr (i need that dollar)

shak is pro

A new vid! W

Good vid mate! Keep it up..👍