I love changing key words to songs for cheap laughs and just to see if anybody is listening to my golden voice. I implore all who sing this to change "Jesus" to "Elvis". it makes the song infinitely cooler.
Years ago I realized that "heartaches" and "pancakes" sounds similar and I made it my mission to rewrite this song's lyrics to be about breakfast food.
@@SwerveStarEx there is certain go-to words. anytime you put poopie in a song it seems to ruin it for most people. My brother said he had people get up and leave on a billy joel song where he said "the best that she'll do is throw poopie on you". Poopie or peepee seems to bring out the worst in people. Landmine has taken my peepee, i can not sing, i can not yodel now! that one seems to bother Metallica fans but its better than the original lyrics