The Knife Eater Special 

​@@p-__ oh yeah? Lemme sniff

I mean if they don t have a T handle and can t get stuck and if you swallow it handle first it can pass.

15-20 ft of small intestine would definitely complicate things

I’m concerned by the fact that he passed the first 3 knives and he was completely fine and didn’t cut his throat a single time throughout any of the knife swallowing events

@@mr.mystery9338 considering how tight some of the turns in your intestines are I don't believe it, it's hard enough to get an extra flexible 28 inch dildo around some of those deeper corners much less a solid metal object unless it was only like 3 inches long and not pointed

diablades

Well, ya can’t spell “Diabetes” without “Die”

Hyperknifemia Hyper = meaning high Knife = meaning knife Emia = meaning presence in blood High knife presence in blood

@@Redbikemasterokay chubby emu

@@joshuaasplund8748 eyy

Dude literally

@@p-__ honestly, at least spell correctly if you’re going to copycat a *real* bot

@@endernightblade1958 what’s wrong with there spelling?

*their

Jeez, no one can spell Huggbes right.

actually he died because he ate the knives, the doctors actually discharged him because they thought he was lying.

Tbh I was halfway through when I thought "at this rate, this guy's gotta have at least half a hundred knives go inside him by the end of this right?" Well he died to the doctor's removing them in the end, so it could've been possible to make it

He didn't die from the acid pills, those barely did anything to his ravaged intestines. He died because he ate 38 fucking knives.

This kind of absurd bullshit is why the anti-vax movement exists and I’m genuinely impressed by the sheer amount of ridiculousness the human body can withstand without medical intervention… but FUCK. This man went “ahh 18 knives? That’s pussy shit, give me another 20 then MAYBE I’ll go to the hospital.”

No he died because they couldn’t do anything about them. They didn’t attempt to remove the knives at any point.

Anything is edible if you’re stupid and motivated enough

@@p-__ shut up bot

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@@maddsthegamer 😭😭💀

That one guy ate an entire Cessna aircraft and a shitton of shopping carts... allegedly. But I believe it's in the Guinness records

The bastard had 20 knives in him, that's enough knives that presumably the entire medical staff could have taken souvenirs.

If you buy a knife set I will eat it.

if you eat a knife set i will buy you

If you buy a knife set I will eat you.

If you buy a you set I will knife

@@Silly_All_The_Way_Downif i buy a knife set, i will eat everyone

It wasn't the *knives* that necessarily killed him, it was the fact they SLAM DUNKED SULFURIC ACID INTO HIS ALREADY LACERATED GUT.

everyone dies at the end of something

Not due to eating knives, but having them removed, so technically the doctor's take the credit here

@@DipUniversalso…he didn’t die of knife swallowing, it was a knife related MURDER from the doctors. This is why we reject Big Pharma

@@DipUniversal Just because their treatment failed doesn't mean the doctors were at fault. I'd place that on the guy who ate THIRTY EIGHT KNIVES. The fact his entire intesinal tract was black speaks to a long standing issue that would have killed him with or without help.

​@@p-__ratio kid

​@@the10ofdiamondscard Wow, we actually commented almost at the same time!

​@@p-__ Source???

I'm sorry, his name is *what!?*

@@p-__ How does this P kid get so deep into every single comment. He only says “my farts are bigger than hugbees farts” then leaves to find a new comment he hasn’t pillaged.

*Cummings Salad

@@EdotJdotOriginal guhhhhhh

@@EdotJdotOriginal *Sperm Salad

They didn’t get the joke.

@@chrisbagley7034 Wait, who didn't get the joke?

Well THAT guy's certainly was. I ain't about to test that theory on myself unless I get hungry.

I simply refuse to believe that he passed the knives without them rusting away first. There's no way it wouldn't have cut something if they passed in tact

​@@herrabananiCould of been very cheap thin knives

As someone with possible khron's and anal fissure I sympathyse with you.

R.I.P. these guys but at least there's a heartwarming trauma bonding backstory

as someone who suffers from bad menstrual cramps, I am so sorry you had to experience that. Wishing you a speedy recovery

Are you doing okay?

Don’t tear those stitches. I did, wouldn’t recommend it…

ONLY IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO 💀💀💀💀𓀐𓂸

​@@TheHortoman 😐

@@gemmacadd2252 🤓☝️

​@TheHortoman damn man, you got the whole squad laughing 😐😐😐😐

@@TheHortoman you are the most unfunny man ever

I actually think death is pretty cool :)

I see death all the time after I pick up a gun and black out.

​@@ronnielacher Please take some medication.

dying is easy. comedy is hard.

@@KairuHakubi Ah yes, the old joker dillema. "Dying is easy; making a spectacle out of it - that's the hard part"

Plugged in and ready to fire 😂 But yeah, it was worse than that. It shot inside, not outside

Might just be exhaustion, but...unmentionable? Like, a dildo? Or is it a company kinda deal?

The butt plug company said 100 percent silicone. Went in foe an mri. Railed up his body. Sueing buttplug company for damages.

I remember seeing that, but searching the names involved, I couldn't find jack shit, soo....I kind of question if that's legitimate or not. Supposedly it was a non metal unmentionable, but that only referred to the outside, since it had a core or something.

@@BHJFilms Bet the butt plug was designed to kill so the company couldn’t be sued by a living plaintiff for false advertising.

However upon resting for any duration, Cummings takes -1 to his max hitpoint count until he dies, or eats a knife. Whenever Cummings eats another knife, he gains his max hitpoint count back until his next rest, where he will take necrotic damage equal to all of his Hitpoints granted back prior to resting, and the Hitpoints granted to him will disappear. There is no way to get the max hitpoint count back without eating a knife, but leveling still grants max hitpoints.

but also due to him being so easy to goad into doing something stupid, he would look like Marty McFly.

He’s invulnerable to all threats, physical or magical

@@jackshapiro4668 Bro's got stomach acid stronger than Genya Shinazugawa

That's like saying you can shoot yourself with small calibers to build up resistance to higher calibers.

That would be absolutely great, we need this

123 👍

or in this case over 30 times

Sailor 1: Hey dude, I heard Cummings is a liar Sailor 2: really? Cummings: Nuh uh, I'll prove it right now Sailor 1: aight bet

Well, he was in the navy. Probly had a lot of experience putting things down his throat.

@@krofgninut5984I wouldn’t trust putting anything down there…

If you cant even take a tylenol your either doing something wrong or it's a miracle you can even eat

@@halolighta you do know the purpose of a tylenol right? reduce fever? as in when youre sick? as in also having a sore throat so harder to swallow? tf kinda limp dick troll do you gotta be to pick this random fight?

​@@halolightasome people just have a hard time swallowing pills without water

It could've been 100% for all we know, maybe his weakness were acid pills

And similarly sword Swallowing is the first time there has actually been a good reason to use a sword

@@ultimapower6950 swords are cool don't swallow my sword I like swordsmanship

​@@p-__I'm glad to know quack from peep and the big wide world absolutely rips ass

I thinks it's considered weird because of the obvious bad that could happen from the guy eating them but he still kept doing it even after the harm it caused him I'd think it'd be weird to continously do something that could harm or kill you without wanting that harm or death

it's weird deaths, not unexpected deaths. I could put on a Saxton Hale costume, pay 5724 dollars to a questionably legal salesman I found in an Arby's parking lot to get him to find me an aligator, and start trying to whip it to death with a flail made of chained together sausage links and the worlds largest meatball filled with toothpicks, and die, and it'd be entirely predictable; but you're a god damn liar if you're gonna tell me thats how you expect to go out.

@@robonator2945 best comment award 🏆

​@@robonator2945 you dropped this 👑

The best part is that it is fundamentally useless, since they litterally can't see the insult in this video by definition. He 100% knows this, and knows we know this, but it only makes it funnier.

@@Fully_Certified_Idiot the whole point is that they can’t object, because they’re not here

^"Machine, my balls hang."

Why does that comment feel sexual driven Mr. Cake

@@p-__ mmm kinky

DON'T put marbles IN your nose PUT them in there DO not PUT them IN there

​​@@KairuHakubi dont in put do put in

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 hahaha I wonder if that was something deliberate. I think Brendon Small was just making a funny sounding metal song.

It literally wasn't a myth at all, fam, people were out here chewing on them. Fully swallowing, sure, that was a myth. But people were treating them like gummy candies.

@@Malkontent1003 Nah it was more of a meme that the media took seriously. Boomers don’t understand memes 😂

Yeah, it was a meme...

@@carsonhunt4642 Yeah, except that it actually happened.

www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/files/2018/01/pods.jpg

Omfg I miss that series but I understand why he doesn’t really do it anymore

Follow the story at least partially or you don't unlock some essential gear when you otherwise might need it to explore. Also: search caves for lizards. They're frickin adorable.

The guy ate a plane? What was he watching M.A.S.H. and saw klinger eat the jeep and think I can do better?

Holy shit it's Demoman TF2

@@notoriousectotherm Aye!

If a farmer stops doing chores and shows up voluntarily to a hospital and openly admits to being in pain, he's probably at a level where most normal people would be in shock, unconscious, or already dead.

Lol