The lads are still stuck in the well (Jackbox) 

Holy shit that’s genius

Comment was so long, it's either a bannable offense, or insanely big brain take.

Let him cook.

People put Shaggy first because "haha weed"

Genius

honestly best one I’ve seen wp

@@Materialist39 tyty

problem is, it depends on how long you're staying which items are good. For the prompt I would answer differently compared to if I was sent out into the woods for a few days

epic trans pfp, sister

@@XCaptainJelloX tysm ♥️

Bro going into depression several times a week, often twice a day (relatable)

Blahaj batchest

🤝 solidarity

A good survival knife can chop wood pretty often (I have never done this (for some reason youtube shorts kept showing me knife reviews for a while (the guy doing it seemed trustworthy)))

@@layla_solomon it'd still be in my top 3 but not as useful as shelter or something that can provide clean water 🤔

@@layla_solomon If Forged in Fire has taught me anything, it's about the usefulness of a camp knife.

Having what is essentially a third arm and hand would be crazy useful.

Apes lose the tail and take over the world. How is it OP?

From a practical standpoint, octopus tentacles are just eight monkey tails with extra grip. I'm pickin' them fuckers any day over a single monkey tail

Bro, octopus tentacles are like having 8 monkey tails tf you on about

As the guy above me said… why would you have one extra arm/leg when you could have 8 that have a Minh cluster of nerve cells essentially acting like a brain for each so it would act on its own enough so it’s easier to control all 8 at the same time… it’s simply more efficient to choose the tentacles

it's sharing passwords in general. If it was streaming services it would say streaming services. If it was banking passwords it would say banking passwords. It doesn't have to be either of the extremes, would you share your discord password? Steam password? RU-vid password? These are passwords some people do share for various reasons. Assuming it's JUST one kind of password when it's a generalized question is dumb.

The tarp is insanely useful. Cover and water collection are crucial.

Its what people who only know it from movies think. That you need fire so you need matches... while on a desert island, having fire would be like step 5 of the survival

My brothers in christ, let's not act like any of us would know how to survive on a deserted island. We can all pretend we know how to, but the truth is 90% of us would get weak in the 1st week and probably die.

Not if you don't have the skills to light a fire yourself

@@kornelparoczai1763 I don't feel like it's about having the skills or not, it's about convenience and reusability. If by mistake your fire goes out, it's still a pain to find new tinder and use friction to get a new one starting.

he's washed

+2

get well soon

gute Besserung

GuBe

What's your number 1? People lived for thousands of years without flashlights, you simply fix your degen schedule and sleep while it's dark, work during light. Plus fire exists. Rope is creatable and was a vital skill for thousands of years. There's no way in hell i'll be able to smith a knife or create a tarp. On an Island environment, weaving for basket traps is more important than rope weaving. Spearfishing is also the additional important method of food acquisition, knife can be your spear tip or helps to create your spear. Heart of Palm is also a tertiary food source you can acquire with knives. I don't think I need to argue for why tarp is more important.

you actually wear your voice out pretty quickly yelling - this is why hikers carry whistles.

Apollo is always dumb as rocks on anything that doesn't involve games. He's really good at shooting people and social deduction games, he's extremely annoying in everything else.

@@Khanh1321 Everyone puts apollo on this pedestal like he is this amoogus expert or social deduction expert but all his does is whine and poison the well watch him play mario party ryan will be 4th and for 10+ turns he just repeatedly poisons the well and finally someone folds and backstabs ryan. like i watched a old mario party game from a few years ago and ryan gets a gold pipe and its like 6 turns of "we gotta stop ryan we gotta stop ryan" if you thought about it you can't stop someone from using a gold pipe its pointless to try but kory finally gave in and sabotaged the game on the last turn instead of sticking to his gut and going after apollo. he does the same thing in wheel every single word coming out of his mouth are like level 1 tactics to try to manipulate people ryan will be last place "obviously we make ryan lose points or he is going to win" homie is terrified of the egg. i give kudos for NL being able to tolerate it if it was me its time to not play games with someone who constantly just bad faith attacks you on every game. ryan will take a L and say good game good game nice game boys apollo will cut to every excuse in the world why ryan won.

apollo saying you can make tarp out of leaves sent me

Lil bro thinks that just because he watched survival Tiktoks he can make fire by rubbing two sticks together. At least with the knife I can off myself out that situation.

@@bulkbogan6235 Lil sibling thinks they'll just find the goblin cave from the Hobbit and wipe all them fuckers out

that's kind of the whole point of the prompt

My ass would not be able to tolerate such behavior, hats off to people that don’t let poor behavior get to them

Yes, yes he can. Everyone else dying because without shelter, you are just dead. First, water. Second, shelter, third, food. Fire is fourth, easily. And tarp helps with both water and shelter, the 3 things a anyone who has ever spent a night in the wild would get are knife, tarp and pot or rope. You are on a desert island, having a tarp is way more important than having matches for sure.

@@CZProtton His ass does not know how to make a fire with sticks

@@emerz3530 for sure, but that does not make matches better than a tarp on a desert island. You gotta die of heatstroke long before you die of lacking fire, brother.

@@CZProtton fair and true, I kinda just assume they mean deserted island because the question is always "desert island" even if they mean, like, tropical? weird stuff

@@emerz3530 even if its tropical, you need a tarp way more than fire. And matches are a horrible way to make fire in the long term, because they can get wet etc...

definitely the fastest way off the island

@@zoom3184 OD your way out. I like your style