The Legendary Lost Wallet of Alan Harper | Two and a Half Men 

@@vivektam Well Charlie was being sarcastic, using a metaphor as in how Alan is so cheap, he's pretending his wallet is so old that it has never been opened so it screeches and is dusty.

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Alan is cheap for having to give alimony and child support to his ex-wife.

@@CTladiesman regardless, Alan was cheap!! Being divorced means alimony and child support, even if Alan didn't have to pay all that, he would still be a cheapo, lol

@@ps6474 how would you know? Have you ever been in Allen’s position?

Really?

Really?

Totally unbelievable. They'll get to 33 long before then.

@@seanwebb605 Well in 2006, there was Saw III. So it’s 2036 .😂😂😂

@@theman1412 They're due to make a bunch of Saw films in quick succession. Quick cuts. Everyone will say the Saw it in theatres when really they probably saw it on a screaming service.

idk how the fuck i never noticed that. Lol

It would have been great if they added furiosity of the fates fast xxx rated (m for mature of course) lol

That's charlie's way of saying, "no way i'm taking care of Old Alan in the future" lol

There is no way I’m taking care of Alan !

I don't find it believable that adult Jake has a job, any job.

Yeah, Alan might judge Charlie all he wants but fact is he's rich, successful, has a lovely house and doesn't have crippling debt due to an abusive ex-wife.

Spoiler alert: Charlie didn't die. Though he was left with anger problems to solve.

@chriskl2361 He tried "Anger Management", but it didn't work. Jokes aside, I actually kinda liked that show.

@@anthonyvasquezactor Yeah, was a nice way to wean me off Two and a Half men and compared to the last seasons of T&1/2 it was better.

We'll probably get 33 Saw movies, they make them every year 😂

​@@bilalrashad6636 maybe, but they tend to get creative when they approach triple digits. Saw 2x4, saw primal uncut, saw ultimatum... Hydrosaw

25.00 for a box of Milk Duds was funny. But it also hurts because with inflation, we're almost there 😢

yes Sherlock we know, thats the whole joke, Charlie also knows this

Seriously?😂

besides alimony and child care alan pays a lot of other stuff for juddith because charlie fucked his lawyer she got mad and fuck alan making him pay way more than he should to juddith

Or, it's just a dumb show. I'd lean that direction.

So... Alan could at least help out with the bills And he doesn't.... I'd have made him do housework. Made Berta his boss

I don't get it😅

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@@ginomolina3 and d i k

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@@ginomolina3 innocent mind

Oh darn right

You're a bot

​@@kylegoyak that's botist

​@@TomcatManx lol thats robophobic!!

I agree ashton is hilarious and a entertaining guy. But it did not feel the same as the dynamic between Charlie and Allan.

C'était avant le wokisme.

They actually had to paint on Jon Cryer's hair.

😂🤣 he's actually the worst

Always wanted him to end up happy. His suffering is just difficult to watch.

Should have been Fast and Furious 55

I hope its ONLY 25$. I fear worse.

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And act like

That’s what I thought too but Chris has been dead since the ‘90s so that left my mind.

Who?

Jon Cryer who plays Alan he is straight​@@thechosenone93

Why do you say that

@@alla7932 Why not?