The Letterboxd Account 

I want "Ryan judges strangers LetterBoxd's reviews" to become an occasional stream segment

The unhinged angry stalking of a persons review account over a 3 word review is peak content

This unhinged fall into psychosis resulting from a stranger's opinion on a movie made me feel so seen. He's just like me fr

he's so insanely petty i love it

letterboxd react court would be so based

I got second hand anger watching that. WHO ARE YOU? I WALKED SOFIA COPPOLA UP ON STAGE AT THE OSCARS

Glad I'm not the only one who feels compelled to look through the profiles of people who leave insane letterboxd reviews just to gratify my sense of superior taste

NL should do a segment where he audits chatters letterboxd accounts, this was gold

"This movie takes itself to seriously" - guy who loves the Avatar films

NL getting mad at petty shit and going on tangents is always top tier content.

"Lost in translation is a coming of old age movie" In more ways than one brother

I expected to see the egg's letterboxd account but I got something even better. Galvanizing and funny

I would argue that The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya is the best coming-of-age movie of the 2000's, but I don't think the world is ready for this take yet

The two The Batman reviews days apart is blowing my mind man

LetterBoxd needs a “not my tempo” option next to the 1 star.

The amount of effort to stalk the same persons letterboxd account and put the relevant reviews on screen... we don't deserve you

15:00 About the age: I am pretty sure we know the age because they said something along the lines of "I have seen Avatar often over the last decade, from when I was 9 to when I was 22". So yeah, early 20s is correct unless they are larping the entire thing.

This review gonna be living in NL's head rent free for the next month.

Ever since I started paying attention to the names of the chatters NL calls out I've noticed that a remark DLGuiga makes that NL disagrees with is always the catalyst for a bit It's like the Amen break - once you know it, you hear it everywhere

The "Blow Out" versus "The Conversation" moment is goated.

This is the internal monologue I go through sometimes when I find people who have such unhinged opinions that I not only wonder who they are, I wonder HOW they are. Not how are they doing mental health wise, but how do they actually exist? How did they get to where they are to have that opinion? It's that internal monologue, but external. 10/10 would watch more.

3:13 I looked over and got jumpscared by a batchest under the bed :(

How to train your dragon (all of them) is the definitive coming of age movie change my mind

I live for library videos at ungodly hours

NL reviewing Letterboxd accounts/reviews would be an absolute GOLD MINE of content (biased Letterboxd stan here)

Fuck he didn't even read the last paragraph of the unhinged 1/2 star review. That's the worst part.

"Thats a fair criticism of Lost in Translation, I dont agree, but I understand..." 😮‍💨 "*That being said*" 😈

mean girls is the coming of age movie for women in the 00s, superbad, for men. but can we agree that eighth grade and boyhood are the 2010s equivalent? (tho the fault in our stars is insanely prominent and could take both of em by popularity alone)

fr the conversation is lowkey one of the best most movies in Coppola's filmography, in COPPOLLA's (GODFATHER, GODFATHER II, APOCALYPSE NOW) FILMOGRAPHY, I DIDN'T STUTTER IT IS THAT GOOD

lmao the person who wrote the first lost in translation review is my mutual

The first pirates movie is a perfect film, I can't believe NL would say this.

This is so good. He needs to do these more.

He really descended into the 7th circle of hell for these, huh

Has he ever made a follow up to this? Streets need more

you are actually so impressive for finding the reviews

11:20 The KEKW lines up perfectly.

11:20 the line up with chat made me chuckle

Actually gasped when I saw The Conversation review

I just wanna say I watched Riceboy Sleeps from that one offhand comment in this clip and Im so glad I did. Shit made me cry

I hate that the average movie reviewer thinks a good movie is 5/5 and a bad one is 1/5

I love reading bad letterboxd reviews for movies I liked and vice versa

PLEASE PAUSE AT 11:20 AND LOOK AT THE BOTTOM LEFT!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!

The first review reminds me of the top review on Idiocracy where someone relates the movie to Triumph of the Will

they gave Avatar 5 stars 😭

This is the content I watch NL for.

React Court may be dead, but Movie Opinions Court is now in session, baby.

ONE STAR FOR SECRETARY?!

i honestly think that if ryan were to setup a letterboxd account on stream it would be great content

So relatable, I did this with someone's account on an anime review website bc they gave a bad review of Akira and then on their account they were ride or die for Ny Hero Academia and I damn near had an aneurysm

I am making a letterbox account just so i can aspire to one day impress ryab with my ratings

"A singular mosaic tiled with thr vivid hues of infinity" - a man who has clearly taken ecstasy.

I might enjoy this more than AITA court tbh, that dudes letterboxd was insane. Who knows how many of these gremlins are out there in the wild

Blow out is an all time movie

If he got this hung up about the Pirates ratings he would have an aneurysm looking at my ratings

14:33 "Librarian is SLURPING today"

Who tf gives shin kamen rider a 2.5 stars? That's a cinematic masterpiece that only true film heads will enjoy.

His Superbad take is so unbelievably based

missed this the first time but the dial of destiny was pretty funny

3.5 to kimetsu infinite train this man is insane

My fellow Indian Parth found a way to completely derail NL and I'm here for it. The Indian movie reviews by Parth were more outrageous than the Hollywood ones and I wish NL had watched them as well.

I refuse to score things because comparing a film to all other films is insane.

holy shit what a ride my guy had

It was the 4 stars for despicable me for me

12:32 holy shit I feel so called out as 21 year old Wong Kar-wai obsessed man

I'm just picturing the 1.5 star reviewer watching this and getting to the Tradle section and being confused as fuck by the "we love our Blur" ICANT

THIS GUY HAS 53 PAGES OF REVIEWS??!! I felt bad but not anymore, bro needs to be put away.

goddamn hes already got uptown funk as the ending song

Disney adults reviewing movies

some people watch movies the same way they eat, all High Fructose Corn syrup and sugar, 0 nutrients

To know that NL would have the same reaction to my Letterboxd is sending me

Bro actually went down the Letterboxd Rabbit Hole

7.7 is a solid score. I use IMBD exclusively to get new recommendations for English language films and it's way better than Letterboxed if you use my curve. Just put a -0.8 on film bro movies, -2 on super hero movies that's not Logan and - 1 on movies released in the last 2 years. In 10-15 those will be the actual ratings of those movies. Letterboxed low user count artificial inflates foreign language movies with low watches and gives super low ratings to genuinely unique English language films from the Hollywood era. Stuff like taking of Pelham 123, Snatch, John Ford movies, are lower rated on Letterboxd.

And Zendaya is Meechee

Damn this was a 5/5 stars video nothing but straight heat the whole way through. And somehow the ending was even better

This is like that coney thing

A lot of this reviews sound like Patrick Bateman talking about Huey Lewis And The News

Oh shit the credits song comes with the visuals Goddamn I am spoiled

lost in translation is 3.8 now 😬

liking pirates of the caribbean 2 as much as the first one is WILD

This clown gave 5 stars to the fucking Avatar sequel😂😂😂

My number one fear is someone going through my letterboxd like this and wondering why spiderman 3 is 5 stars but the Irishman is 4 stars

Noone tell NL that it's down to a 3.8 on Letterboxd now

Get his ass enelle

incredible rant

I kinda want him to look at my letterboxd lol

Ryan was losing me with his disdain for Spider-man 3 but he won me over when he said Spider-man 2 should have been rated higher

I think Superbad and Mean Girls can share the crown

every user review site for any media i've ever seen has like 50% normal people and 50% super nerds

How does he not know that the point of LetterBoxd is to be mad about movies, good or bad?

I wonder what he wouldve rated Back to the future

I was not aware Michael Cera was Canadian

Does NL not like the Pirates movies? The first 2 or 3 in the series get near-universal praise from everyone I've met.

Oh brother this guy STINKS

I want him to audit mine so bad

“knowing the language that you use to talk about movies that are good and then applying it to the biggest broad appeal blockbuster that’s made to be forgotten about” This is my exact problem with Schaffrillas Productions lmao

WONG KAR WAI MENTIONED

Anyone who loves to delve into the insanity of letterbox’s, check out Mario’s animated movie list. Whoever they are, they decided to rank every animated movie on the same list.

2.5 to shin kamen rider is criminal to say nothing about everything else

Watched this movie tonight. 5/5

Hey the Rush Hour series, while very much on the edge of acceptable if not just outright poorly aged, is still a legendary series. But yeah, hearing Jackie Chan say a "soft"(?) n word for a gag leaves a bad aftertaste.