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The Lighthouse - Movie Review 

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Chris Stuckmann reviews The Lighthouse, starring Robert Pattinson, Willem Dafoe, Valeriia Karaman. Directed by Robert Eggers.

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Комментарии : 4,8 тыс.   
@GrimRomanXIII
@GrimRomanXIII 4 года назад
I was worried about spoilers before watching this, but I’m glad you didn’t spill the beans.
@cineturon
@cineturon 4 года назад
Good pun ;-)
@martymcthatsthemostuseless8250
@martymcthatsthemostuseless8250 4 года назад
Ayyyy
@antoniomargallo5317
@antoniomargallo5317 4 года назад
What? What?
@jonnitsunami6504
@jonnitsunami6504 4 года назад
Ahhh. I see what you did there
@Leviathan_669
@Leviathan_669 4 года назад
“Why’d ya spill yer beans”
@asianmovienerd4608
@asianmovienerd4608 5 лет назад
HE’S DONE IT! HE’S GIVEN AN A+!
@derekhatake
@derekhatake 5 лет назад
Will he review Parasite???
@imsentinelprime9279
@imsentinelprime9279 4 года назад
A pluck
@lawrenceserrano8706
@lawrenceserrano8706 5 лет назад
WE DID IT BOYS!!! AN A+ IN 2019!!!
@RayatoTV
@RayatoTV 5 лет назад
Lawrence Serrano get ready for another one when he gets around to watching Parasite.
@loganrandall780
@loganrandall780 5 лет назад
THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE HAVE ANOTHER A+ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
@matthewrichardson8162
@matthewrichardson8162 5 лет назад
Dafoe: You know, I'm something of a sailor myself
@Abbaschand
@Abbaschand 5 лет назад
Pattinson: It's you who's out Dafoe. Out of your mind! Dafoe: WRONG ANSWER!
@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 5 лет назад
Dafoe : 🎵 the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout🎵/ 🎵down came the lighthouse keeper, and washed the spider out 🎵
@jeremywright8612
@jeremywright8612 5 лет назад
👌👌👌
@Byrnzi360
@Byrnzi360 5 лет назад
*Great movie but you won’t receive a nomination for an Academy Award.* Dafoe: I gave up a role in Mr. Bean’s Holiday 2... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?
@MrKramer439
@MrKramer439 5 лет назад
You’re trash matthew
@BerserkerGoji9973
@BerserkerGoji9973 5 лет назад
This movie was the most messed up episode of Spongebob I’ve ever seen.
@seth-nico
@seth-nico 5 лет назад
Ha Ha
@grungyasscinema
@grungyasscinema 5 лет назад
Dafoe's character did remind me of Mr. Krabs LOL
@gingeta5961
@gingeta5961 5 лет назад
I'M FEELING LIKE A TOTAL BARNACLE HEAD!
@adariusgibson8796
@adariusgibson8796 5 лет назад
"Are ye feeling it now Winslow, are ye feelin it."
@joelperry8187
@joelperry8187 5 лет назад
"Spongebob meets Eraserhead" was my review.
@KETrust
@KETrust 4 года назад
crazy to think that Robert Pattinson has been in one of Chris's hilariocity's and now one of his A+ ones
@DonDiego777
@DonDiego777 4 года назад
kylee t he pulled a kid cudi
@rahhhbkdx1
@rahhhbkdx1 4 года назад
@@DonDiego777 underrated comment
@andreiiiksavvv6054
@andreiiiksavvv6054 4 года назад
And that he got that batman role
@betaterra3690
@betaterra3690 4 года назад
M. Night Shyamalan mode
@apothecurio
@apothecurio 4 года назад
kylee t the parallel to Anthony and Kid Cudi.
@BuckshotBill118
@BuckshotBill118 4 года назад
The lesson I learned from this movie: DO NOT insult Willem Defoe's cooking.
@DustinWHiser
@DustinWHiser 4 года назад
HAAAAAAAAAARK!!
@ICMovies
@ICMovies 4 года назад
@@DustinWHiser Alright have it your way. I like ya cooking.
@dildonius
@dildonius 4 года назад
And dont EVER kill a seagull.
@petulantwench
@petulantwench 4 года назад
Do not insult Willem Dafoe's anything...
@Ashbobsjunior
@Ashbobsjunior 4 года назад
If I had a steak. A juicy rare steak right now. I'd fuck it.
@Comic3247
@Comic3247 5 лет назад
This is basically footage of me and my best mate when we went on a school trip to France and we had the only room without WiFi
@mcoupe69
@mcoupe69 5 лет назад
Heh
@donscottmacdonald
@donscottmacdonald 5 лет назад
The horror!
@tommyodonovan3883
@tommyodonovan3883 5 лет назад
What about all that french pussy?
@lucasfortes7705
@lucasfortes7705 5 лет назад
My man, I feel your pain.
@Comic3247
@Comic3247 5 лет назад
Tommy O Donovan I’m gay
@redjfulfer5577
@redjfulfer5577 5 лет назад
Holy Shit Robert Eggers you did it. Chris gave a movie an A+... in 2019.
@greggately5782
@greggately5782 5 лет назад
Robert eggers is a strong talent who makes films in HIS vision, not the studios or general audience expectations - and I love it
@Unforgiven11
@Unforgiven11 5 лет назад
Eggers is a force to be reckoned with. He is absolutely blowing it out of the water
@moviemaster8510
@moviemaster8510 5 лет назад
And a 10/10 from YMS. Just imagine if Jeremy gives this an Awesometacular.
@mmmmm11002
@mmmmm11002 5 лет назад
Redjfulfer eggers is a genius. Although I’m surprised Chris didn’t give the witch an a+ as well.
@sothatsdevintart2562
@sothatsdevintart2562 5 лет назад
Redjfulfer holy shit dude that’s me
@CorrosiveColin
@CorrosiveColin 4 года назад
"Robert Pattison? You mean the guy from The Lighthouse?" This is what he deserves now. Not Twilight. He has catapulted himself into one of my favorite actors and am very excited to see what he does from here.
@mrcoatsworth429
@mrcoatsworth429 4 года назад
Definitely. I saw The Rover at a festival when it came out and that was it for me. Brilliant actor.
@Cat-tastrophee
@Cat-tastrophee 4 года назад
Apparently it's Batman 🤦‍♀️
@jon79jw61
@jon79jw61 4 года назад
Batman is next
@Crobian
@Crobian 4 года назад
Watch Good Time, dude is a great actor, I think we're in for a treat with the next Batman.
@Ghost-xx7ud
@Ghost-xx7ud 4 года назад
I’m happy to hear he’s a good actor since he’s going to be Batman lol
@mikesmoviemadness24
@mikesmoviemadness24 5 лет назад
*A+ shows on screen me: *distorted screams of joy, tumbles down stairs.
@ethant055
@ethant055 5 лет назад
'I understood that reference'
@robonick3607
@robonick3607 5 лет назад
Saw this comment, didn’t get it, saw the movie, came back to like it.
@samtinkle9076
@samtinkle9076 5 лет назад
I just came back from it, and my god fuck the static will not leave my head.
@xenom5659
@xenom5659 5 лет назад
lmao this makes sense now
@musicfilmhead9051
@musicfilmhead9051 4 года назад
I don't think his scream was of joy, but terror. Still a funny post though.
@JRF1004
@JRF1004 5 лет назад
Oh my god Chris Stuckman gives a movie of 2019 an A+? I HAVE to see it.
@johnspence8141
@johnspence8141 5 лет назад
@Bryan birdchest Callen ya I agree, its not better than the joker, and I personally found it pretty boring.
@musicfilmhead9051
@musicfilmhead9051 5 лет назад
@Bryan birdchest Callen it's an original work with outstanding acting and ambiguous throughout. Much better then joker, and I loved that film too.
@KevinContreras2013
@KevinContreras2013 5 лет назад
It’s a movie that you need to see multiple times. The most important thing you need to do when watching this movie is listen closely to everything they said
@musicfilmhead9051
@musicfilmhead9051 5 лет назад
@@KevinContreras2013 I can't wait to see it again Spoilers You hear Winslows accent changing constantly throughout the film. It's not on accident, it shows how unreliable he is from the beginning. Too much to hide. He even admits in the beginning of the film that he doesn't like talking much. "Why'd ya spill ya beans?"
@JRF1004
@JRF1004 5 лет назад
Bryan birdchest Callen Yeah I doubt it’s better than Joker, that movie deserves at the very least an A
@nerdgeekman
@nerdgeekman 5 лет назад
Chris: gives A+ Me: It’s been 84 years.
@bobbyking1738
@bobbyking1738 5 лет назад
bruhhh
@ChayePhilosophy
@ChayePhilosophy 5 лет назад
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh
@imtiredcharlie
@imtiredcharlie 5 лет назад
Bro ikr!!
@ASRMN27
@ASRMN27 5 лет назад
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh
@robonick3607
@robonick3607 5 лет назад
nerdgeekman of RU-vid it’s been 17 years! (For synecdoche New York fans)
@Migzter05
@Migzter05 4 года назад
Robert Pattinson and Adam Driver need to work together in a movie helmed by a director who knows his/her stuff. These guys are some of the best young actors working today.
@genericusername566
@genericusername566 4 года назад
Miguel Pabello Robert Pattinson and Adam Driver written by Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach directed by Noah Baumbach.
@AL-SH
@AL-SH 4 года назад
Honestly Adam Driver isn't that great of an actor. You can see his shortcomings and somewhat stiffness in Martin Scorsese's Silence. There, Andrew Garfield completely outshines Driver in every scene they're together. You can see the natural talent and charisma that Garfield brings into every scene as opposed to Driver's dullness.
@andrewwashiku
@andrewwashiku 4 года назад
Work with denis villenueve
@andrewwashiku
@andrewwashiku 4 года назад
@@AL-SH you're wrong
@SARVESHEA
@SARVESHEA 4 года назад
@@AL-SHNope. Do watch Marriage Story. Adam Driver is magnificent in it. Really talented actor.
@dr.manhattan7283
@dr.manhattan7283 5 лет назад
He gave it an A+. This is not a drill I repeat this is NOT a drill.
@TimeBreakPictures
@TimeBreakPictures 5 лет назад
LOL
@marcosroman2173
@marcosroman2173 5 лет назад
Dr. Manhattan When you coming back from Mars?
@dr.manhattan7283
@dr.manhattan7283 5 лет назад
Marcos Roman When he gives another A+
@garyhayes5751
@garyhayes5751 4 года назад
@@dr.manhattan7283 I think you have to stay there for two more years.
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 4 года назад
@@dr.manhattan7283 Come back, Jon. He gave the A+ to Parasite.
@hamzaorakzai3490
@hamzaorakzai3490 5 лет назад
"You know I'm something of a lighthouse keeper myself"
@skylergulley3949
@skylergulley3949 5 лет назад
"I am the vengeance. I am the night. I AM THE LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER"
@bschuler6216
@bschuler6216 5 лет назад
You know, Chris Stuckmann grew up farting in a lighthouse.
@hamzaorakzai3490
@hamzaorakzai3490 5 лет назад
@@skylergulley3949 "20 years in a lighthouse Alfred, we know what promises are worth. How many good guys are left? How many stayed that way?"
@hamzaorakzai3490
@hamzaorakzai3490 5 лет назад
He must have had quite an eventful childhood with all the places that he grew up in.
@andrewhayden9896
@andrewhayden9896 5 лет назад
you know Im something of an overused joke myself
@conforzo
@conforzo 4 года назад
Why this movie is worth an Oscar: Thomas Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye? I seen it - yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it! Ephraim Winslow: I don't have to say nothin'. Thomas Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Thomas Wake: Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea! Ephraim Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin'.
@kubolor1234
@kubolor1234 4 года назад
Contrapunctus XV ikr . Like it’s not that deep.
@johnvalentine5917
@johnvalentine5917 4 года назад
I salute you for remembering what he said I couldn't remember everything
@zombiekids3466
@zombiekids3466 4 года назад
@@kubolor1234 Yeah, but that's not the point.
@davevandewark
@davevandewark 4 года назад
Couldn’t agree more. This movie was an absolute clinic on creating a cinematic masterpiece and will be talked about for generations to come.
@wigglyturdman250
@wigglyturdman250 4 года назад
What... What's the point of this?
@esmurrembam
@esmurrembam 5 лет назад
FINALLY, THE LEGENDARY A+ RATING IS BACK
@oskari7121
@oskari7121 5 лет назад
Dude you spoiled it!
@TT-qc2mu
@TT-qc2mu 5 лет назад
Don't go reading the comments before you've finished the video lol
@cookingsauce8274
@cookingsauce8274 5 лет назад
@@TT-qc2mu well now that RU-vid moved the comments to the top its harder to not accidentally catch a glimpse.
@oskari7121
@oskari7121 5 лет назад
@@TT-qc2mu I didn't try to read comments. I simply clicked the video and accidentally got a glimpse, as Cooking Sauce said
@derekhatake
@derekhatake 5 лет назад
Will he review Parasite???
@colli_wolly
@colli_wolly 5 лет назад
Chris Stuckmann: *gives The Lighthouse an A+* My Dad: *opens door* “Why are you screaming so loud!?”
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 5 лет назад
I cried dude, i really did
@nicolelavy5096
@nicolelavy5096 5 лет назад
That was totally me!
@CoyoteGris
@CoyoteGris 5 лет назад
I was Hyped waiting for the A+ from like minute the 30 seconds mark.
@davidmartorana8779
@davidmartorana8779 5 лет назад
@SquidBag It's a meme format, it's not that serious. I admit it gets annoying time to time, but it's a popular way to tell jokes now.
@0Fyrebrand0
@0Fyrebrand0 5 лет назад
@SquidBag Mostly because it's a popular meme format, but I have to admit it is quite versatile and effective when used properly. In OP's comment, they never state their own personal feelings or reaction to Stuckmann's video -- rather, it is implied through context clues. This makes it a much more interesting and amusing read than if they'd simply stated their excitement as a matter of fact. Another good use of the format is when you start off with the first speaker saying nothing at all, or even have that first speaker be as vague as "The Internet" or "Everyone." The speaker that follows, no matter what they say, is made to appear unjustified in their assertion, or irrationally provoked, due to the lack of any context. It's sort of a "No one asked" situation. Then there's the classic set-up where somebody says or does a thing, followed by the second speaker saying "Hold my beer." This indicates they did something more extreme than the first speaker. Whether or not that thing is good or bad, is left up to the context of the situation. I hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of _Memes and Themes._ Please join us next week, when we'll be taking a deep dive into the "Thanos Snap," and don't miss our sobering docu-drama "Keyboard Cat: The Day the Music Died."
@jakeroberts1014
@jakeroberts1014 4 года назад
“It's bad luck to leave a toast unfinished, lad. “
@ricardooliveros6411
@ricardooliveros6411 4 года назад
Killing a seabird is bad luck
@patrickfrost9405
@patrickfrost9405 4 года назад
@@ricardooliveros6411 killing anything without reason is bad luck.
@imsentinelprime9279
@imsentinelprime9279 4 года назад
@@patrickfrost9405 true but I think I killed alot of ants for no reason so there's that
@Psyfi85
@Psyfi85 4 года назад
An interesting tidbit of that scene is how Winslow gets up and fills his cup with water to toast with which is also bad luck. Cool poke at his counterpart there.
@trainofaaron
@trainofaaron 4 года назад
Call me Winslow!
@eliadams5056
@eliadams5056 4 года назад
2 things to keep in mind to stay alive: Don’t kill John Wick’s dog Don’t insult Willem Defoe’s cooking
@atomicpasta7073
@atomicpasta7073 4 года назад
Threeli Don’t kill sea birds
@Dantheman-bw8hv
@Dantheman-bw8hv 4 года назад
After seeing Togo, I wouldn't want to kill Wilem Defoe's dog either
@Thesappysongwriter
@Thesappysongwriter 4 года назад
Don't call Winslow a Dog
@DirectedbyJalen
@DirectedbyJalen 4 года назад
Threeli Don't fuck a fish
@Rasmos
@Rasmos 4 года назад
Reminds me that DaFoe was in John Wick
@Paraludic
@Paraludic 5 лет назад
"Eggars is not above a fart joke" - Chris Stuckman That needs to be on the blu-ray.
@colli_wolly
@colli_wolly 5 лет назад
Andy Murray Hahaha YESSSSS!!!
@iAm_DC
@iAm_DC 5 лет назад
I laughed so hard at this 😂
@MoviesOnDaily
@MoviesOnDaily 5 лет назад
WE FINALLY GOT AN A+!
@derekhatake
@derekhatake 5 лет назад
Will he review Parasite???
@TheBlond49
@TheBlond49 5 лет назад
Hallelujah
@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 5 лет назад
Took almost 2 years.
@Billkeys123
@Billkeys123 5 лет назад
Wot?
@dougsworld7533
@dougsworld7533 5 лет назад
Parasite is another A+
@anavmahajan568
@anavmahajan568 4 года назад
You can literally watch this movie on a gameboy.
@DeadPalooza
@DeadPalooza 4 года назад
Lmao
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 4 года назад
Lavender Town from Pokemon Gen I?
@macafromthewired
@macafromthewired 4 года назад
wait i wanna watch it on a gameboy
@pavma7
@pavma7 4 года назад
Reminds me of this indy game on steam
@macafromthewired
@macafromthewired 4 года назад
@@pavma7 return of the obra dinn!
@atlntcostv7293
@atlntcostv7293 4 года назад
Can’t lie tho best acting display I’ve ever seen. shooting a movie with a cast that small the acting has to be impeccable & they achieved that. we literally saw 2 men go insane in process.. shit got wild
@jonnitsunami6504
@jonnitsunami6504 4 года назад
If look at trivia on imdb the director said all of the scenes with the rain and terrible weather were real. No wind or rain machines. He said 3 or 4 nor'Easters came through while filming. Thats fucking film making right there. No sfx, no studio warehouse. In the shit, getting amazing shots
@francoisrd
@francoisrd 5 лет назад
“This movie has fart jokes.... Imma give it an A+”
@thefirstbourne149
@thefirstbourne149 4 года назад
Francois Roewer-Despres I just don’t get Chris sometimes. This movie has fart jokes, it gets an A+. The Secret Life of Pets gets not only fart jokes, but also a rabbit pooping in full view of children, and he gives it a, “...this is a dumb Toy Story rip-off”. Only one explanation... he’s becoming woke and recognizing that fart jokes and the kids’ movies that shamelessly use them have rights, too.
@gxldboyj6523
@gxldboyj6523 4 года назад
@@thefirstbourne149 underrated comment😂😂
@ScarecrOmega
@ScarecrOmega 4 года назад
He gave Swiss Army Man an A so I guess that's all it takes for Chris to give a great score.
@thefirstbourne149
@thefirstbourne149 4 года назад
Gxldboy J By the way, I have no problem with Chris Stuckmann being woke, and I support Social Justice wherever it should be.
@zacharysiple783
@zacharysiple783 4 года назад
Blazing Saddles has fart jokes and that's an A+ in my book. Context is key.
@oxenfree9434
@oxenfree9434 5 лет назад
“Go see the lighthouse, it’s really fucking good.” -Chris Stuckmann 2019.
@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr
@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr 5 лет назад
Mr. Ortiz i didnt liked but thats my opinion
@TanWam
@TanWam 5 лет назад
@@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr and it's the wrong one
@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr
@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr 5 лет назад
TanWam its just my opinion I cant be force to like something that i do not like
@TanWam
@TanWam 5 лет назад
@Gerry Buckets I literally made no insults you fucking sensitive idiot.
@oxenfree9434
@oxenfree9434 5 лет назад
@@TanWam There is no right opinion.
@brandonhwang2303
@brandonhwang2303 5 лет назад
The drought has ended The grade has been said, we’ve been waiting for 2 years 👏👏👏🙌👏👏
@renly2429
@renly2429 5 лет назад
Lightning speed Has it really been 2 year since he gave a movie A+
@Madmancer
@Madmancer 5 лет назад
@@renly2429 Not count those old movies, the last new movie I think he gave A+ was Lady Bird, Nov 20 2017.
@renly2429
@renly2429 5 лет назад
MC Roy He should review Burning , Blindspotting and Shoplifters then
@arnemyggen
@arnemyggen 5 лет назад
How long have we been waiting for this? Five weeks? Two Days? Help me to recollect.
@ArthurKnight1899
@ArthurKnight1899 5 лет назад
@@renly2429 Parasite!!!!
@GizmosHouse
@GizmosHouse 4 года назад
“Why’d ya spill yer beans”
@adamgarcia7192
@adamgarcia7192 4 года назад
CurbsidePM so creepy
@WH250398
@WH250398 4 года назад
That moment of silence was the most nailbiting sequence in the whole movie to me.
@larsonracies8636
@larsonracies8636 4 года назад
222 likes. Fuck you
@moldycarrot9267
@moldycarrot9267 4 года назад
@@WH250398 Right?? Made me realize how noisy the rest of the film was. Brilliant
@RSG_TheMonster
@RSG_TheMonster 2 года назад
- Green Goblin
@AustinBurke
@AustinBurke 5 лет назад
HE HAS GIVEN THE ALMIGHTY A+... How long has have we been on this rock (with no A+)? Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect. Ps, I agree, the movie rocks.
@jameswehe
@jameswehe 5 лет назад
Austin Burke I believe Lady Bird was his last A+ all the way back from 2017...crazy!
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 5 лет назад
About ten months if you count It's a Wonderful Life.
@a.f9234
@a.f9234 5 лет назад
Hey i watch your videos too dude
@AustinBurke
@AustinBurke 5 лет назад
Pro 92 Hey, thank you!
@imperfect_dan7519
@imperfect_dan7519 5 лет назад
In my opinion, its not that big of a deal. Like its his opinion, and I feel like people forget that he loves tons of movies in 2018, he just simply doesn't find any of them masterpieces. Also big fan of you and your reviews
@oskari7121
@oskari7121 5 лет назад
Chris when Parasite? That seems like another A+ movie as well.
@robotsaysbeebooboop
@robotsaysbeebooboop 5 лет назад
Yes!
@oskari7121
@oskari7121 5 лет назад
@jonathan wakefield I still haven't seen it. But just based on the incredible reception it's getting from everyone A+ seems possible.
@BrianDePalmaII
@BrianDePalmaII 5 лет назад
Oskari It’s an A+ too, I’ve seen it twice already
@handlerikme
@handlerikme 5 лет назад
I think he haven't seen it cause he lives in Ohio and Parasite is currently screening on NY and LA only.
@tonatiuhnino3711
@tonatiuhnino3711 5 лет назад
I got an ad for Parasite before this video.
@giancarloison4050
@giancarloison4050 5 лет назад
This will probably be number 1 on his best movies of 2019 list
@connorw2k
@connorw2k 5 лет назад
What, you don't think there will be another A+?
@richardlugali2690
@richardlugali2690 5 лет назад
Maybe parasite, the irishman or marriage story can be number 1
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 5 лет назад
@@richardlugali2690 Yeah, Parasite is really good
@MrJose72289
@MrJose72289 5 лет назад
He hasn't seen Parasite yet. I'm waiting for that review.
@ryanoneill3192
@ryanoneill3192 5 лет назад
@@richardlugali2690 The Irishman is incredible; easily an A+ film for me.
@onewinter9411
@onewinter9411 4 года назад
Robert used to be a hilariocity. Now, he's in A+. Ye like his lobster now, huh Chris?
@rae7158
@rae7158 3 года назад
Which one?
@muhammadshahmeerqureshi6150
@muhammadshahmeerqureshi6150 3 года назад
@@rae7158 Twilight obviously.
@Garrus1995
@Garrus1995 5 лет назад
I’m glad that a film like The Lighthouse is capable of being made in 2019. Horror films that actually demand some level of thought from viewers are depressingly in short supply these days. I’m happy that this film can exist and be great.
@creativeperson5858
@creativeperson5858 4 года назад
Most audiences are dumb asses who don't understand films like the witch, hereditary, midsommar or the lighthouse, they would rather watch garbage like the conjuring franchise.
@shyguy5473
@shyguy5473 4 года назад
@@creativeperson5858 what's wrong with the the conjuring movies ?
@BavinckGuy
@BavinckGuy 4 года назад
Though I definitely wouldn't call it a horror film, I'm really glad original films are being made. I wasn't a fan of this one, but I love what it was trying to do.
@mikk.
@mikk. 4 года назад
I kind of enjoyed Annabelle creation though but it will never beat hereditary and the VVitch
@shineon9715
@shineon9715 4 года назад
@@creativeperson5858 lol very true. I just finished watching this film as I'm commenting now and there were these 2 old ladies in front of me saying it was horrible. I personally thought it was very intriguing.
@reginaldcompton9170
@reginaldcompton9170 5 лет назад
"I'm going to give an A+" 'We won, Mr. Stark' (EDIT) I've never had this many likes before, keep it up! UPDATE: Just got through watching it and OMG, he was right abt everything🔥🔥💯
@omarsabir1210
@omarsabir1210 5 лет назад
Haha marvel reference I love pop culture reference I'm a normiw
@TheOnemanbattalion
@TheOnemanbattalion 5 лет назад
Yung Boi Reggie mr stuck
@jdjahedul6327
@jdjahedul6327 5 лет назад
Stfu cringe
@derekescalante1355
@derekescalante1355 5 лет назад
Why would you make that reference to this amazing movie?
@panamared72
@panamared72 5 лет назад
Derek Escalante It’s a joke you fucking incel
@southofheck
@southofheck 5 лет назад
I love how, despite having 2 famous and extremely recognizable actors in the lead, the movie makes you forget who they are, and they just sort of fall into their character. Before i watched it i was like "oh, robert pattison, the twilight guy. Great". But as i watched it i almost forgot who i was watching. I wasnt watching the twilight guy act like an insane man, i was watching an insane man.
@cobbler88
@cobbler88 4 года назад
Well, 37 scenes of a guy pushing a wheelbarrow on a bad day can do that to a person. :)
@sleepinggorilla
@sleepinggorilla 4 года назад
If you want an entertaining night, watch the commentary of Twilight with Pattinson. He hated the role and spends the whole time fun of himself, while the director acts as though she was filming Shakespeare.
@nmikk10
@nmikk10 4 года назад
I literally dont remember any of their names
@susanmaggiora4800
@susanmaggiora4800 4 года назад
sleeping gorilla He May have hated those movies (and I don’t blame him), but those movies have allowed him the freedom to pretty much do whatever interests him, instead of having to take bad movie roles in order to simply make a living.
@tootsie702
@tootsie702 4 года назад
I walked in thinking that too...then he started beating his meat outta no where
@sirtophamhatt8204
@sirtophamhatt8204 2 года назад
Jesus, I got tricked by that video and thought you actually gave it an F
@shaq8830
@shaq8830 2 года назад
Lmfao. I came here just to check if he actaully did give it an F. Bamboozled.
@mikejunior211
@mikejunior211 2 года назад
what video?
@martyschwartzhere9290
@martyschwartzhere9290 4 года назад
Robert Pattinson is slowly becoming one of my favorite actors.
@jamais412
@jamais412 3 года назад
Same, I can't wait to see how tackles Batman, alot of people don't like his casting for it but I think he will do well.
@vilen7017
@vilen7017 2 года назад
@@jamais412 what’d you think about it?
@robonick3607
@robonick3607 5 лет назад
I have one question: Spongebob and Mr Krabs or Pattinson and Dafoe?
@emigrant1510
@emigrant1510 5 лет назад
I see you're also a fan of the Spongebob Lighthouse Trailer...
@WritingGeekNL
@WritingGeekNL 5 лет назад
Nick Pritchard Rick and Morty.
@robonick3607
@robonick3607 5 лет назад
Writing Geek Flapjack and Captain K’nuckles
@kingpinpasta2934
@kingpinpasta2934 4 года назад
I love how Robert Pattinson calls Willem Dofoe a “Parody” in the movie
@patrickmoore8890
@patrickmoore8890 3 года назад
Lmao it was hysterical
@TheMadSicilian
@TheMadSicilian 5 лет назад
“Your Lobster Sucks”
@Charles_Miller
@Charles_Miller 4 года назад
🦞
@Jake-so6np
@Jake-so6np 4 года назад
Joseph Fazio your just drunk
@Billkeys123
@Billkeys123 4 года назад
“If I had a steak I would fuck it”
@Eidlones
@Eidlones 4 года назад
Dude, Dafoe's face during his cursing him in that scene... god damn, you could only get that look with black and white
@TheFriley4
@TheFriley4 4 года назад
@@Eidlones that extended monologue of Dafoe cursing him was actually genuinely terrifying. But yet also hilarious because something so intense was being said because Pattinson said he didn't enjoy his cooking lol
@erikhawkke4861
@erikhawkke4861 5 лет назад
This I will see. These are the kind of movies we seriously need to support.
@Icanonlycountto4
@Icanonlycountto4 5 лет назад
Yup. After End Game I'm officially done with MCU movies, I'll catch the rest at redbox. I want to see real creative features now like that movie about Brooklyn Edward Norton is in. It really shows his range as an actor
@onepman
@onepman 5 лет назад
you need to watch Van Gogh. willem does a great job, and its very arthouse/independant. made by ppl who appreciate and value good filmmaking rather than millions of dollars. i rented if from redbox a while back and was struck by how good it was.
@The_Room_2_Doggys_Revenge
@The_Room_2_Doggys_Revenge 5 лет назад
A24 movies are in a category of their own, they're so good and, like this one, rarely fall in the mainstream type of movie
@KushPatil
@KushPatil 5 лет назад
Finally after 2 years an A+ The last film to receive a+ was Lady Bird!
@1997residente
@1997residente 5 лет назад
Lady Bird was sort of a B for me.
@despicablemahi
@despicablemahi 5 лет назад
Yup
@gabevillarrealedits
@gabevillarrealedits 5 лет назад
A24 will not stop until they get 24 Stuckmann A+s.
@25_jean_dark_52
@25_jean_dark_52 5 лет назад
And before that, Blade Runner 2049 received an A+
@rickycollins7723
@rickycollins7723 5 лет назад
I loved that movie, I'll definitely be watching this sometime soon.
@falloutfan207
@falloutfan207 4 года назад
The moment Chris said he didn’t have an issue with the pacing, I knew this was film was an A+
@da_ocsta1452
@da_ocsta1452 5 лет назад
So Pattinson is actually a brilliant actor. Best Batman confirmed.
@mikk.
@mikk. 4 года назад
Watch good time he's great in that
@hamhockbeans
@hamhockbeans 4 года назад
That depends on the script
@wisco9er536
@wisco9er536 4 года назад
well Christian Bale is a legendary actor but he didnt play a good batman.
@da_ocsta1452
@da_ocsta1452 4 года назад
@@wisco9er536 True. Batbale sucked all the ass.
@Jerry4050
@Jerry4050 4 года назад
@@wisco9er536 I agree especially when he yelled "Hockey pants" I was like what?
@nuffsaidny
@nuffsaidny 5 лет назад
Batman and the Green Goblin live in a lighthouse together for a month .
@Mrfox2025
@Mrfox2025 5 лет назад
nuffsaidNY now that’s a story I want to see
@joshuaosborne9203
@joshuaosborne9203 5 лет назад
Chris: an A+ Me: Ladies and gentlemen...we got’em.
@noUGames
@noUGames 4 года назад
"Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye?"
@Daiin0
@Daiin0 4 года назад
NOU GAMES I won’t have to say nothin
@devilsadvocate9215
@devilsadvocate9215 4 года назад
Iconic
@DrRAZI99
@DrRAZI99 4 года назад
Ok I like ya cooking
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 4 года назад
Don't be such an old bitch!!
@evangelisthahn3478
@evangelisthahn3478 4 года назад
*wink*
@alfonsobiggers2452
@alfonsobiggers2452 5 лет назад
"It's been a long, long time..." - Everyone
@Punk-Mask
@Punk-Mask 5 лет назад
How could I ever have lost you
@leog4314
@leog4314 5 лет назад
Don’t make me cry again :’(
@alex_7042
@alex_7042 5 лет назад
@@Punk-Mask when I loved you
@amefta3972
@amefta3972 5 лет назад
Chris: *gives an A+ "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
@derekhatake
@derekhatake 5 лет назад
The Lighthouse
@SeansMovieCorner
@SeansMovieCorner 5 лет назад
Robert Eggers Ari Aster Jordan Peele Who says horror isn’t doing well?
@ilqrd.6608
@ilqrd.6608 5 лет назад
Peele don’t belong here
@JohnnySnipshow
@JohnnySnipshow 5 лет назад
Is it horror tho or psychological thriller ?
@kakashikage9483
@kakashikage9483 5 лет назад
Not Jordan Peele, he’s doing mainstream trends about hating White people.
@kakashikage9483
@kakashikage9483 5 лет назад
Ilqr D. Right
@mikeiott7450
@mikeiott7450 5 лет назад
Mike Flannigan?! How could you forget him!?
@rootsm3
@rootsm3 4 года назад
Here’s a brief synopsis: Ren & Stimpy’s “Space Madness” takes place in a 19th century lighthouse.
@RichardsShortHorrorFilms
@RichardsShortHorrorFilms 4 года назад
Space Madness was much more entertaining.
@KT-cz7rm
@KT-cz7rm 4 года назад
Yes! I'm going to rewatch that.
@KokomoGreenberg
@KokomoGreenberg 4 года назад
💯
@kimackerman2183
@kimackerman2183 5 лет назад
CHRIS GAVE A MOVIE AN A+ 😲😲😲 NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN THIS YEAR
@michaelauberry1564
@michaelauberry1564 5 лет назад
The previews got me so hyped and I was praying Chris would love it. I love your profile pic btw
@ajaysaiMB
@ajaysaiMB 5 лет назад
+KimAckerman Superb profile pic btw
@rensje
@rensje 5 лет назад
KimAckerman 21 ayy, nice pfp :)
@SuperfanK
@SuperfanK 5 лет назад
FINALLY. IT HAPPENED. THE LEGEND OF THE A+ HAS RETURNED.
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 5 лет назад
Some said it was just a myth. I never once believed it
@samerna5776
@samerna5776 5 лет назад
Finally A+ I Will see this movie soon 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@tmsskits
@tmsskits 4 года назад
Lesson of the movie: Do not kill seagulls
@zetetick395
@zetetick395 4 года назад
And definitely don't leave the cisterns lid open... @~@
@Paul20661
@Paul20661 3 года назад
aye
@RSG_TheMonster
@RSG_TheMonster 2 года назад
Also never insult Williem Dafoe’s cooking
@veonnisual
@veonnisual 5 лет назад
"How long has it been since [Chris gave an A+]? 5 weeks? 2 days? Help me to recollect..."
@VaultOfTheFuture
@VaultOfTheFuture 5 лет назад
Everyone: “Chris is done giving A+s” Chris: “Hold my 1.19:1 aspect ratio”
@Glitcher2000
@Glitcher2000 4 года назад
Jesus, that meme is dead to the point where it doesn't make sense any more. Give it a rest.
@VaultOfTheFuture
@VaultOfTheFuture 4 года назад
Glitcher2000 lol exactly
@GenghisWanghis
@GenghisWanghis 4 года назад
Meme appears dead. 300+ negative reacts support this.
@shawnlandry4790
@shawnlandry4790 5 лет назад
I just want Willem Dafoe to win an Oscar already man
@josephlindholm3424
@josephlindholm3424 5 лет назад
Gonna be tough with phoenix’s phenomenal joker performance
@Dowantasaur
@Dowantasaur 4 года назад
Oscars are a bit of a joke. He knows what he's accomplished without a bunch of old white dudes giving him praise for it.
@wisco9er536
@wisco9er536 4 года назад
Was Willem Dafoe the supporting actor or the protagonist? Because main protagonist may go to Phoenix, De Niro, or Di Caprio.
@musicfilmhead9051
@musicfilmhead9051 4 года назад
@@wisco9er536 willem is supporting, so he has a chance.
@wisco9er536
@wisco9er536 4 года назад
@@musicfilmhead9051 nice, very nice.
@JPage-wl5em
@JPage-wl5em 4 года назад
I feel like this will go down as a classic in history, a Shining or a Taxi Driver
@samyost5797
@samyost5797 4 года назад
It had many similarities with the Shining
@alex-ie8tp
@alex-ie8tp 4 года назад
It's funny how movies about disturbed personalities or people going mad are usually the best
@VAVORiAL
@VAVORiAL 4 года назад
@Упа Волинь A few, yes, but it still managed to be its own thing. Great, great movie and with Parasite definitely my favorite of 2019.
@aryavirsangwan6837
@aryavirsangwan6837 4 года назад
I don’t think so, but this movie is bloody fantastic. I just watched it, and I’m itching to watch it again. Definitely requires a second viewing
@TheHermit91
@TheHermit91 4 года назад
Lol
@milesl.2467
@milesl.2467 4 года назад
The Lighthouse should be adapted into a stage play THERE I SAID IT
@sclogse1
@sclogse1 4 года назад
No. Not needed. Perfect in this medium.
@milesl.2467
@milesl.2467 4 года назад
@@sclogse1 While I agree that it is perfect as a film, I just wanted to point out that it is a theatrically-based movie (both Eggers and Dafoe had their start in theater) and it could totally work as a play.
@s1conrad
@s1conrad 4 года назад
There are some similarities to the 1930's play, 'Thunder Rock' -- but that story has an optimistic conclusion, unlike the harsh ending of'The Lighthouse.'
@isaacstevens1912
@isaacstevens1912 4 года назад
I thought the same thing while watching it
@alex-ie8tp
@alex-ie8tp 4 года назад
Not really. Part of what made this movie so great was the editing and the way it was filmed and presented, which you can't replicate in a play
@flightnesssnowbirb8318
@flightnesssnowbirb8318 5 лет назад
Guess who's back Back again A+ is back Tell a friend
@brianjones7782
@brianjones7782 5 лет назад
I finally figured out what was inside the top of the lighthouse at the end......it was Chris Stuckmann’s A+.
@loganmcfar530
@loganmcfar530 4 года назад
Brian Jones fucking spoiler asshole
@farhanfauzan8355
@farhanfauzan8355 4 года назад
hahaha nice one
@kitty-rf9zu
@kitty-rf9zu 4 года назад
I LOVED the scene where it suddenly gets quiet and there’s a shot of the door/doorway and willem is hauntingly saying “why’d ya spill her beans” over and over, probably my favourite scene along with where pattinson goes out and sees himself and his clone and him turn around and willem is there naked with the the beam of the lighthouse coming out of his eyes
@Existomalus
@Existomalus 2 года назад
Awesome spoiler, dick.
@JB-bq2qj
@JB-bq2qj 5 лет назад
“I had high expectations for this movie because I grew up watching a lot of psychological thrillers set in lighthouses.”
@rehmanbashir4267
@rehmanbashir4267 5 лет назад
Jonathan Bartholomew so was it up to the mark
@benbacharach3977
@benbacharach3977 5 лет назад
“I’ve been into lighthouses since I was a kid”
@raphaellatheswan5756
@raphaellatheswan5756 5 лет назад
Ben Bacharach omg Lmaoo
@lordoftheflies24
@lordoftheflies24 5 лет назад
"I grew up with lighthouses"
@thalia9789
@thalia9789 5 лет назад
It's been years and y'all are still making the same old tired jokes. Come up with some new material
@raphaellatheswan5756
@raphaellatheswan5756 5 лет назад
thalia people don’t forget
@lordoftheflies24
@lordoftheflies24 5 лет назад
thalia tell that to Zod’s lighted house
@imperfect_dan7519
@imperfect_dan7519 5 лет назад
99% of comments: OMG AN A+ I LOST MY MY VIRGINITY 1% of comments: Actually talking about the movie
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 5 лет назад
I actually did loose my virginity with that A+
@imperfect_dan7519
@imperfect_dan7519 5 лет назад
@@LuisSierra42 lmao
@fullmetal1666
@fullmetal1666 5 лет назад
You know, I'm actually something of a virgin myself
@Anroll282
@Anroll282 5 лет назад
@@LuisSierra42 but it's an A+ tho
@colinjustice1577
@colinjustice1577 5 лет назад
fuck off Sonic
@MnMs93
@MnMs93 4 года назад
That’s funny cause there was only 5 people in my theater including me
@musicfilmhead9051
@musicfilmhead9051 4 года назад
It's a film for niche crowd. Definitely not for everyone. It was definitely for me. Loved it.
@Mr4thDoctor
@Mr4thDoctor 4 года назад
Weird. The theater I saw this in was a packed house.
@Dragonkeyblade10
@Dragonkeyblade10 4 года назад
Packed house for me too, fucking loved the movie though!
@randomguy6679
@randomguy6679 4 года назад
How does that make a movie bad?
@MnMs93
@MnMs93 4 года назад
randomguy6679 it’s cause Chris mentioned that 5 people can go watch it and all have a completely different interpretation of the film.
@voiceofreason6699
@voiceofreason6699 5 лет назад
Willem dafoe: You know how much I sacrificed? Chris: *gives A+* Dafoe: you know I'm something of a sailor myself
@noahblanchard4135
@noahblanchard4135 4 года назад
Scott Scully sailor, I thought you were a general ?
@hoc1992
@hoc1992 4 года назад
Scott Scully best comment !!!! 😂
@BroAnarchy
@BroAnarchy 5 лет назад
" if you brush up on your Greek mythology a little bit...." Wait.... _What_ ??
@bd4246
@bd4246 5 лет назад
The legend of the kraken?
@BroAnarchy
@BroAnarchy 5 лет назад
@@bd4246 Oh, was that what he was getting at? I souldve known, but my greek mythology is a little vague..
@nicklabbeful1
@nicklabbeful1 5 лет назад
I made a response above, its the myth of prometheus
@Beval136
@Beval136 5 лет назад
Prometheus and the old man of the sea
@BesparzaMedia
@BesparzaMedia 5 лет назад
Chris stuckman: A+ YMS: 10/10 Is this real life?
@MidknightPheonix
@MidknightPheonix 5 лет назад
Nope, just a damn good movie
@nathangibson2114
@nathangibson2114 5 лет назад
I dont see a yms review for this, yet
@NoblePringles
@NoblePringles 5 лет назад
Ralph the Movie Maker and I Hate Everything both gave the movie a 10 on Letterboxd as well
@sriramr4957
@sriramr4957 5 лет назад
@@nathangibson2114 He gave a review for parasite and the lighthouse in one video
@nathangibson2114
@nathangibson2114 5 лет назад
@@sriramr4957 found it! Ty!
@reneelasswell3734
@reneelasswell3734 4 года назад
I have at least 5 different interpretations of this myself. The Greek mythology interpretation is pretty blatant but I think it's more layered than that. Robert Pattinson's performance was absolutely amazing!
@HumansFreshlyBorn
@HumansFreshlyBorn 4 года назад
I’d call the movie disturbing I wouldn’t call it “scary” or “frightening” though.
@BavinckGuy
@BavinckGuy 4 года назад
Yeah.....it wasn't even that disturbing. Just uncomfortable to watch. I walked out of theater saying to my friend "I thought that was supposed to be a horror movie." It really wasn't.
@GenghisWanghis
@GenghisWanghis 4 года назад
@@BavinckGuy weird, I thought it looked like a weird and spooky movie and tought it was
@rachellove7299
@rachellove7299 4 года назад
I thought it was boring
@beardedearthworm
@beardedearthworm 4 года назад
@Fritzy Nesta I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. I really like film and usually the more artsy films but even though I can appreciate what this movie technically did right I think the film itself is dogshit. Having an ambiguous ending doesn't make a movie good. This movie took all the twist and turns I expected from a movie in this genre and did nothing new.
@chucho35pewdsmiester78
@chucho35pewdsmiester78 4 года назад
However that shot of Robert Pattinson screaming into the light was pretty fucking scary
@marcusjarrett9318
@marcusjarrett9318 4 года назад
I am clearly not a writer, but I wanted to share my thoughts on The Lighthouse. And all opinions are welcome to help me further understand this crazy movie Holy… shit. Okay so I watched the Lighthouse and I haven’t been too fond of anyones interpretation so far, so I felt like I might as well share mine. I literally hate reading and writing, but this movie was so deep I couldn’t help but speak on it. What does it all mean? Simply put, Robert Pattinsons character is in purgatory. He murdered the real Winslow, and was sent to live in purgatory for as long as he could last. The island is his final stop before eternal hell. And the island is set up with conditions that are designed specifically for him to lead to his inevitable demise. He is murderer, and is sentenced endure the life of a grunt, doing lighthouse chores while being patronized by an old man, until he can handle it no more and murder the old man, touch the light, and advance on to eternity of being eaten alive. Its brilliantly fucked up if you think about it. Everything he is surrounded by is supposed to push him to his unraveling, theres nothing he can do about it, its only a matter of how long he can last. The fact that the movie is in black and white reaffirms this even more. Because he is dead, in hell, no color left in his life, no life. Just Dull grey and colorless and hopeless. So I think that his purgatory was set up for him to fail, and its just a matter of how long he can withstand the torture. He was told not to kill a seagull or itd be bad luck. Then the seagull antagonized him constantly. Mermaids are bad luck, yet his only form of a female fantasy he has to cling on to Is a mermaid. Also, he clearly had some sexual issues, and what else would be a perfect torture, other than having a beautiful woman top half, but a disgusting fishy scaly bottom. it was suggested that the previous sailor left it behind, but ive gotta say It seems like a specifically designed torture method. Lastly his biggest temptation is the Lighthouse its self. He has to do all of the grunt work every day and isn’t allowed up to the light, while watching Wake, worship it every night naked. And when he finally does touch it, he experiences every emotion at its highest, simultaneously, then screams with pain pleasure confusion clarity and madness, and then is sent to his hell of being eaten alive for eternity. He lays in a dried up ocean, no eyes, stomach open, being eaten, and is clearly alive still. I think they made this shot to show he is finally in literal hell. Naked, no need for clothes, unable to die, because he is already dead, being eaten by the “souls of sailors” and you see a sky full of seagulls “souls” up above. My interpretation of whats on the surface On the surface/My interpretation Winslow is at the light house voluntarily for work to earn a wage. Perfect set up for a prison designed for him to fail. He believes he is there to earn money, so It will keep him motivated to do chores. He has to follow Wakes orders because Wakes controls if he gets paid for his work. It doesn’t matter however because this is purgatory and you can take solace in working here for eternity with no end opposed to being eaten alive by sailor souls for eternity. Wake is a mad man and curses Winslow for insulting his cooking Wake is a mastermind, sea god, who is just torturing Winslow. He lets him know his fate to further increase his gloominess on this isolated island. Wake is able to handle the light on a nightly basis, he is powerful, not just a crazy old man. Winslows snapping point. I believe when Winslow finally saw Wakes books and records he was keeping on him, he finally realized he was in purgatory and just decided to accept his fate of damnation. He read the book and immediately punches a clock. I think its to say he realizes theres no such thing as time where hes at and that fucking clock on the wall is just there to fool him. He sees that his reviews are all terrible. He was forced to drink and written up for drinking. He slaves day in and day out and takes insults assuming it means he is completing his job. But once he sees it has all been for nothing this far it clicks to him that this is his own personal hell. He comes from the trees and the forests, so what better place than be surrounded by water. He calls out Wake for being a sailor parody. Which is exactly right, Wake is just playing the part of everything Winslow would hate about a person. Winslow realizes this has no end, fully aware of the other option because Wake gave him a clear description of his damnation when he insulted his cooking. So he buries Wake, and goes to touch the light to get the ultimate reward for his eternal horrid destiny. I think this is what happened because Eggers style. The witches ending only showed her smiling and floating to the sky, but her ending is not happy at all. She got a delicious reward for the eternal damnation of her soul. Just like Winslow, who was sent to this purgatory for murdering the real Winslow. Specific torture The island its self Winslow said himself he wanted to settle down up north. With the trees and green lands. So an endless raging sea on a desolate rock is pretty much the exact opposite. Howard himself A farting insulting, patronizing smelly old man. Embodying everything Winslow hates deep down. He literally cant stand him, yet he is stuck there with him in claustrophobic living quarters. Being constantly berated and labored. The mermaid sculpture Winslow definitely had some sexual issues. So they planted a mermaid toy to be his only form of female fantasy. He has a nasty old man, and a mermaid. So he masturbates to it, but his sexual fantasy is of having sex with a disgusting fishy mermaid bottom. She has a beautiful face but only has a terrifying grimace and screech. His best form of comfort is still a conflicting mental mess. He even breaks down crying while masturbating. Although he did see his murder victims face too so that could have something to do with it. The seagull Being constantly warned not to kill a seabird or it will bring bad luck. The seagull antagonized him constantly through out the movie. That is pure psychological torture. It stayed within hands reach, while pecking at him and squawking at him every day while he has to do lighthouse chores. The bird was literally there for him to kill and antagonizing him to kill it, but if he kills it he will be damned. The light Just like the seagull, he will be damned if he touches the light. The light is like the ultimate temptation accompanied by the ultimate damnation. Once again this island is just his alternative option to hell. He can remain a man, that gets to walk and talk, eat and drink, speak, think, fantasize, essentially live. However, this life, will have no clear pleasure. You can eat but it will be shitty, you can drink but it will be alcohol or sludge water, you can jerk off but it will be to a screeching fish woman. You can have a companion, but you will loathe him. You can live, but you will work tirelessy in harsh wet conditions. But if you kill a seagull it will get a lot worse here. And if you touch the light, you will be eaten alive in a dried up ocean for eternity. Once Winslow reads Howards book, he figures out his situation, and chooses the light.
@daniels.rogers480
@daniels.rogers480 4 года назад
Holy crap that's the best interpretation I've read of the film so far, along with its references with Greek mythology. Excellent man I'm gonna see again hoping to gain more appreciation from it.
@TakeOffYourBoots
@TakeOffYourBoots 4 года назад
Your interpretation matches mine a lot of ways, but with some key differences. I think he really IS lying there dying at the end, though his manner of punishment does indeed evoke the Greeks' Prometheus. Thomas's crime in life was to covet the lives of others. Feeling chained by his own sordid past, he killed a man and stole his identity. At some point after, I believe he DOES set off to become a lighthouse keeper, but maybe gets shipwrecked and eventually dies. The events surrounding the lighthouse are a fever dream produced in Thomas' last moments, as racked with guilt he contemplates his past. Like you elaborated, all the events of the film are symbolic. I believe, however, that Wake for one represents Thomas' father. Thomas even compares them outright, believing both worked him like a mule and never gave him his due. When Thomas discovers the journal, I equate this to a manifestation of the inequity he felt in real life, which led him to steal the life of Winslow. Continuing the analogy, my interpretation is therefore that the "Light" represents the brilliance and shine of the "good life," and just as in real life, in Thomas' purgatory he kills another to take what is not rightfully his. I believe Thomas' displays of lust in the film aren't necessarily sexual, but a representation of his covetousness. For example, when he envisions the mermaid for the first time, he initially believes her to be a dead woman. Does he help her? No. He brushes aside the seaweed and begins to fondle her. To his horror, she awakes and begins to scream in madness. This parallels two key points of the narrative: one, Thomas' ecstasy and madness at finally seeing the stolen Light, and most importantly, two, Thomas in real life not helping Winslow, but letting him die and taking his life for his own. The eventual madness is symbolic of the pervading guilt.
@snailw9230
@snailw9230 4 года назад
I agree with you, but I believe that even if the island was made to antagonize him, it was more of a challenge rather than his fate. Maybe if he could’ve resisted temptation till when the boat came in he would have been saved, it is purgatory, where heaven can still be achieved. But once caved in, he failed and was set on a path down to his fate.
@thehappyparamedic
@thehappyparamedic 4 года назад
This was really interesting and thought out, I like it. Good interpretation!
@marcusjarrett9318
@marcusjarrett9318 4 года назад
@@TakeOffYourBoots I wrote this interpretation hoping a more educated person could come and give me the legit explaination i needed! this is that explaination! thank you for this, and thank you for reading my extremely long comment and giving a thoughtful response. What do you think was in the light? and do you think Dafoes character has any ties to any actual diety?
@MegaSoulHero
@MegaSoulHero 5 лет назад
I kinda got emotional when he gave it an A+. It’s been so long.
@MegaSoulHero
@MegaSoulHero 4 года назад
Stella Gibson - The last movie he gave an A+ to was Lady Bird.
@ianbaker4218
@ianbaker4218 2 года назад
we all just got rick rolled
@interlinkedMedia
@interlinkedMedia 4 года назад
What I would give to hear David Lynch review this movie.
@calledman12
@calledman12 5 лет назад
OMG the streaks over an A+ finally.
@HeatherHolt
@HeatherHolt 5 лет назад
I feel this is one of those that could have gone *drastically* either way. “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
@taiga-moss
@taiga-moss 4 года назад
“I saw ye sparing with a gull, best leave it be, bad luck to kill a sea bird” “Why?” “In ems the souls of sailers, what met their maker”
@cxian
@cxian 4 года назад
tall tales
@dantheman9984
@dantheman9984 4 года назад
*slaps him*
@nabeel.zuberi
@nabeel.zuberi 5 лет назад
A+: IM BACK, IM BAAACKKKK
@ishaan863
@ishaan863 5 лет назад
The Lighthouse: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
@nabeel.zuberi
@nabeel.zuberi 5 лет назад
Ishaan863 I missed the part where that’s my problem
@Soliloquistt
@Soliloquistt 5 лет назад
I couldn't understand half of what they were saying in the movie.
@rjebus2382
@rjebus2382 5 лет назад
Agreed. I can't wait to watch again with subtitles.
@aaronsarchive82
@aaronsarchive82 5 лет назад
I didn't have that issue in this movie but I did with The VVitch. Not that that's a bad thing. I love how historically accurate it is.
@theoneders2056
@theoneders2056 4 года назад
This is why I wait for these type of dialogue heavy films to come out in home video, so I can watch them with subs and zero distractions for full immersion. I can see myself getting insanely annoyed seeing it at a theater with strangers that may be interrupting the experience.
@Dr_Nuclear-sloth
@Dr_Nuclear-sloth 4 года назад
@@theoneders2056 there was a lot of talking til the mid way point then no one spoke spellbound by the picture. Made me happy. Lol
@theoneders2056
@theoneders2056 4 года назад
@@Dr_Nuclear-sloth see that would've taken me out of the experience and gotten me annoyed for the rest of the movie. Definitely will wait for home video release. I have my own theater room at home and it sounds way better than the standard Digital showings at mt local theater chains which sounds like they use 3 speakers only even though there are like 15 around the damn room.
@IftiAlam1999
@IftiAlam1999 5 лет назад
I'm writing this while watching the review. A+ FINALLY??? Edit:- FINALLLLLLYYYYYYY AN A+
@Vleeslucht
@Vleeslucht 5 лет назад
ok
@themusic6808
@themusic6808 4 года назад
This and Parasite will be 1 and 2 on Chris’s best of 2019 movie review
@megamoviez
@megamoviez 4 года назад
Cameron Hawes Unless The Irishman and/or Marriage Story get an A+. Which both are deserving.
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 4 года назад
@@megamoviez Irishman fell just short but Marriage Story did get the A+
@alphaspartan
@alphaspartan 4 года назад
Guess not. Oh well.
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 4 года назад
The Lighthouse was Number 1, but Parasite was Number 3.
@louispacetime1576
@louispacetime1576 4 года назад
Nice prediction!
@blackswan4486
@blackswan4486 2 года назад
I guess he fucking liked it.
@bauzerscastle
@bauzerscastle 4 года назад
Idk why this guy is talking about a24 being above making fart jokes. Has he seen swiss army man? Lol
@pulkmees
@pulkmees 4 года назад
Wasn't even a fart joke. More like a human trait for Winslow to get annoyed at. It just happens to be funny, cuz farts... you know.
@keretaman
@keretaman 4 года назад
those weren't just farts, they were power moves!
@Cummer24
@Cummer24 4 года назад
Did you watch the video? He literally said a24 ISN'T above making fart jokes.. and he said that like 3 times
@intoxicated.alien_
@intoxicated.alien_ Месяц назад
4 years late but had to stop by just to say you sound dumb as fuck lmao he said a24 WASNT above fart jokes and he gave swiss army man an A
@25_jean_dark_52
@25_jean_dark_52 5 лет назад
FINALLY!!! We’ve done it bois! Chris Stuckmann has given the lighthouse an A+!
@joshmciver4847
@joshmciver4847 5 лет назад
how did "we" do anything? "we" had nothing to do with the making of this film, nor Chris's review.
@fullmetal1666
@fullmetal1666 5 лет назад
@@joshmciver4847 It's just a joke with the Chris Stuckmann fanbase
@25_jean_dark_52
@25_jean_dark_52 5 лет назад
Josh McIver It’s a joke m8...
@joshmciver4847
@joshmciver4847 5 лет назад
@@fullmetal1666 I've been watching since his original channel and still say "we" didn't do anything. kinda like when Reddit says they did something. social media commenters think too highly of themselves.
@emigrant1510
@emigrant1510 5 лет назад
@@joshmciver4847 You seem to be an incredibly fun person.
@sevenchambers
@sevenchambers 4 года назад
I’ll never forget the “Don’t leave me!” line and the crazy gaze with it.
@rubeng370
@rubeng370 5 лет назад
Yes!!!!!!! Chris finally gave a new movie an A+! Now we will have to wait until 2050 for another A+
@robbiemoore5608
@robbiemoore5608 5 лет назад
More like 2049
@cjdadon1
@cjdadon1 5 лет назад
How about 2048?
@shailu210
@shailu210 5 лет назад
Pattinson, a fine actor in making.
@TheBlueGoldenHawk
@TheBlueGoldenHawk 5 лет назад
nah he's just a frilly twinkly vampire :P
@blizzard-storm97
@blizzard-storm97 5 лет назад
He really jumpstarted his acting career with just the snap of his fingers, after years of torture from Twilight
@infamousshinkicker6924
@infamousshinkicker6924 5 лет назад
@@TheBlueGoldenHawk nice bait
@Mayorofsexytown1303
@Mayorofsexytown1303 5 лет назад
@Alexander Completely agree hes been killing it for a long time
@raqueltarenio581
@raqueltarenio581 5 лет назад
U think he will be a great batman? If so then phoenix and him could show what DC is all about
@MerkinMuffly
@MerkinMuffly 4 года назад
Who'd a thunk it, Cedric Diggory turns out a great acting performance in a movie.
@realpigeontheperson
@realpigeontheperson 4 года назад
“Should pale death, with treble dread, make the ocean caves our bed, God who hears the surges roll deign to save our suppliant soul”
@nicklabbeful1
@nicklabbeful1 5 лет назад
For those wondering about the mythology: Immediately after I finished watching this movie I thought of the Greek Myth of Prometheus. Here is the overall basic summary of the myth (if you haven't seen the movie this might be spoiler territory). Essentially, Zeus takes away fire (light) from humans as punishment for disobeying him. Prometheus, a Titan, decides to steal this fire from Zeus and return it to the humans. Humans use this light for both cooking and creating weapons. As punishment, Zeus chains Prometheus to a rock and has a bird come and tear out his liver each day. For those who have seen the movie these are some striking parallels: the fire IS the lighthouse and the ending of the movie is precisely what becomes of Prometheus. These are my thoughts!
@jeremiahjohnsen1711
@jeremiahjohnsen1711 5 лет назад
Alex Lawrence so are you saying that William is Prometheus?
@nicklabbeful1
@nicklabbeful1 5 лет назад
@@jeremiahjohnsen1711 In my opinion, I view Winslow as Prometheus and Wake as Zeus. Wake is forbidding Winslow from going to the top of the lighthouse, to which Winslow disobeys and is ultimately punished. My view of it is that the Light represents some kind of knowledge or ability that Wake fears has the potential for negative uses, hence not wanting Winslow to see it. Again thats just all how I read the film
@jeremiahjohnsen1711
@jeremiahjohnsen1711 5 лет назад
Alex Lawrence nice I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve been wanting to
@nicklabbeful1
@nicklabbeful1 5 лет назад
@@jeremiahjohnsen1711 Go check it out! Its worth seeing just for the discussion :)
@jeremiahjohnsen1711
@jeremiahjohnsen1711 5 лет назад
Alex Lawrence it’s on my list of shit I need to see along with the color out of space haha
@yaswanthbadugu4493
@yaswanthbadugu4493 5 лет назад
LORD STUCK HAS BLESSED US WITH A+, REJOICE!
@isaaccushman3229
@isaaccushman3229 5 лет назад
Him saying "A+" gave me chills.... Almost 2 years since I've heard that.....
@andyman885
@andyman885 5 лет назад
What was the last one?
@leslief7216
@leslief7216 5 лет назад
@@andyman885 I think it was Lady Bird but I can be wrong.
@daninajem4823
@daninajem4823 5 лет назад
@@leslief7216 It was It's a wonderful life 10 months ago
@jerespive
@jerespive 5 лет назад
@@leslief7216 Yep, Lady Bird and 2049 both received A+ in 2017.
@CSC52698
@CSC52698 4 года назад
The Golden Globes ignored this masterpiece. Hopefully the Oscars don't do the same. SPOILER: They probably will.
@Dancerama6
@Dancerama6 4 года назад
Clough Says risky films like this exist in an alternate universe to the academy.
@CSC52698
@CSC52698 4 года назад
@@Dancerama6, it's so deserving.
@aniruddhagowda8072
@aniruddhagowda8072 4 года назад
They did :(
@CSC52698
@CSC52698 4 года назад
@@aniruddhagowda8072, I saw. Go Joaquin. Go Brad Pitt. Screw the Academy.
@samishaikh9971
@samishaikh9971 4 года назад
Sadly dey did
@halwaffles
@halwaffles 5 лет назад
I cheered when he gave it an A+. It seems like a very intriguing film.
@mayask8er962
@mayask8er962 5 лет назад
PLEASE do a spoiler review on this is need to know your thoughts!!!!
@MadeInBmore23
@MadeInBmore23 5 лет назад
Chris Stuckmann: Im gonna give this movie an A+ Me: What? William Dafoe: What!? Robert Pattinson: What? Me: What?!?
@twononfiction4806
@twononfiction4806 5 лет назад
Dennis Jr Princess Leia: What ?!?!!
@lohar5055
@lohar5055 5 лет назад
what?
@issacgonzalez7777
@issacgonzalez7777 5 лет назад
What?
@senthilvelan544
@senthilvelan544 5 лет назад
What?
@Strangepete
@Strangepete 5 лет назад
Stone cold Steve Austin: What!?