The Living Nightmare - Oney Plays Second Life - EP 1 

"I never could beat that game." seconds later "I beat that game on the secret hardest difficulty without taking damage."

He's not lying. I was killed by his blade. I had to stop using my computer and post this through my ouya.

This is like Zachs sarcastic humour but genuine.

I like how Genesis does that's kind of quiet yelling where he tries to be intimidating whilst also making sure not to disturb his parents XD

you were lucky to be spared by such a powerful being

Sad thing is when Chris said “you’re the coolest person I ever met on SL” he was probably telling the truth lmao

Is this the buvvins?

"could you make another speech?" "I would be 「D E L I G H T E D 」"

"I bought it for $15". "LONG AGO BEFORE I INHERITED THIS BLADE!!!!"

When Genesis logs in the world of Second Life gets just a little bit safer.

His lore is so rich.

*"I T O R E T H A T F U C K E R T O P I E C E S"* "Oh, my food's ready brb"

Let me just UNSHEATHE this little beauty of a blade.

"i never beat it" "i beat it on the hardest difficulty"

I like how he wont yell but emulates it.

SINGLE BIT OF DAMAGE

The fact that Chris can't contain his laughter is just great.

"Believe it or not, some people have called me a nightmare" He means his parents

>"my amor makes me invincible" >"fight with honor"

while you were having premarital sex I studied the blade

I wouldn't be able to hold character this long gotta give mega props to Chris.

Wait I just noticed that he said he could never beat shadow the hedgehog and then said that he beat it on "kiss your ass goodbye" difficulty wtf

"2500 costs 20 bucks!" "How much does the armor cost" "8888!" "How much is that irl?" "Eh about 52 bucks" New Einstein confirmed

Chris mentioned in Doodle Doods that he hasn’t seen Genesis on Second Life since the second episode. I have reason to believe his blade may have turned on him 😢 May he Rest In Peace

i bet this guy's dad works at nintendo

"Basically told my daughter to die in a ditch somewhere." "HWAAT?!" Oney's blown up responses make this for me.

Alright but just imagine how happy this guy was. I'm certain he got made fun of or ignored all the time on those servers, and then came Chris who actually played along and listened. You can tell how happy he is at the beginning that someone is actually amazed at his video game skill and wants to know more. I'm glad Chris played it the way he did- we got to see a cringelord in action and said cringelord got to have a fun day. No feelings hurt. Good clean fun all around.

You should totally make an animated series about this guy

"I won't use this sword to kill innocent people, i will only use this blade to kill people" -Genesis Valentine

The way he says "correct" kills me every time

I thought Genesis Valentine was only a child's tale...

Wait, he had to go get his food? That totally broke my immersion.

"Believe it or not, some people have actually _called_ me a nightmare."

This is peak male performance, you may not like it, but this is what perfection looks like.

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

I am in my third year of college and I attend classes with grown ass adults that speak like this man. Godspeed.

I love this guy, I could listen to him for fucking hours. You should get him on the podcast.

*"G A M I N G C A R E E R"*

He sounds like the Know-It-All from Polar Express

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat with a big smile on my face, listening to this fascinating being. I feel like I've gone back in time 12 years. The wonders of middle school and Runescape.

"I fight with honor" "This armor prevents me from taking a single bit of damage"

“I never use underhanded tactics” *Wields a sword that breaks your computer and armor that makes him invincible*

How to tell someone is lying: 1. Have them tell a story that doesn't sound real. 2. Call them out on it. 3. Endure 2 minute awkward silence. 4. Wait for them to give an excuse for having an excuse.

Let me just unsheathe this beauty of a blade !

Why does even seeing this game feel wrong. There’s something so odd about it

This kid, the typical "Aw man i'm trying to sound angry but i don't want my mom to hear me and come in"

every time I watch this video, I just kinda grin awkwardly and pause the video every few seconds to avoid having an aneurysm

This kind of shit is so important to document. As an autismo myself, I have to revisit these case studies periodically in order to remind myself not to accidentally act like this.

"whoa you're epic" I know your secret +Uncle Dane

The melancholy tale of Genesis is soaked deeply in the blood of his friends and enemies. A broken god full of rage and sorrow. And as the moon lit night shone upon his back he wept, he wept for there was no one left. No one left who could share his dark burden.....

Did you ever hear of the tragic tale of Genesis Valentine? I thought not. It's not a story the people of SL would tell you. It's a SL legend. Genesis Valentine was a Dark Lord of the Blade, so powerful and so wise he could use theHF Murasama blade to affect the surrounding area to destroy life... He had such a knowledge of the blade that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark lord of the SL is a being with many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he didnt. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice thought he could kill him in his sleep, He could not since Genesis Valentine is too epic to be killed.

Can't wait for part 2 some time in August.

>"I never managed to beat that game" >"I managed to beat that game on the highest difficulty without taking any damage" Make up your fucking mind mate

At the start he says Shadow the Hedgehog was the only game he's never finished, and yet 10 seconds later he said he did beat it on the hardest difficulty ever. I don't think he lied either time he just beat the entire game in those 10 seconds.

good rp oney

He's weird, but you gotta respect his commitment.

Man 7 years have gone by... I hope this guy's a CEO or software developer or actor or something

"this baby could cut that thing in half" "I won't use this blade on an innocent person" holy fuck it's like im 8 again

Genesis: I never could beat that game.... .34 seconds later Genesis: I beat it on the secret hardest difficulty without taking A SINGLE BIT. OF. D A M A G E!!!!!!

How the hell can you prove you beat a game without taking damage with a picture? lol.

Second life: Roblox for the big boys

"I tore that fucker to pieces and I ENJOYED EVERY SECOND OF IT!" "... I'll be right back, mom's calling me for dinner."

I'm so proud of you Oney. For finding the stereotypical nerd in real life.

there's too much delay between everyone speaking. second life has gotta be a game of every player just secretly trolling each other. just no one knows it for real.

I ended up finding this guy on SL because of this video and my life was made all the better for it. Genesis is actually a pretty good friend when you hang around him long enough. He tells the best fucking stories too. I almost beat him in a sparring match once, no lie.

ew english dub. Where's the japanese version?

"Believe it or not some people have called me a nightmare" is one of the best lines in this whole thing and I feel like it got glossed over. I love this so much.

“I can’t beat Shadow the Hedgehog” “I beat it on the hardest difficulty” “It’s non-copyable” “They gave me a copyable version” dude what

he literally sounds like the comic book guy from the simpsons

Oney is so condescending in this video. I love it!

the sound of the electricity zapping on his sword while he did his speech felt like i was hearing my brain cells being torn apart

"In real life I'm a loser, but in Second Life I'm still a loser."

I wish Zach and Lyle were there... Lyle for sarcasm purposes and Zach for the madness.

Even by watching his presence on a phone my whole house shakes through his power

when you catch them in their own lie and when you ask them to prove it you can hear the gears grinding to a halt and dial up tones

The microphone click just makes me think Chris is like a police interrogator behind a 1 way mirror, who has just given into the suspect delusions to try to get an answer out of him

This is hilarious but I also feel so sad for these people. I mean, maybe they're happy and if so that's cool, but their real lives must suck.

Back for yet another viewing. Love that he says in the very beginning that he never managed to beat Shadow the Hedgehog then 30 seconds later said he beat it on "kiss your ass goodbye mode." Genesis is a hero.

I came back to this video because I have a mutual, one of my D&D buddies, who told me that he's a martial arts master. Now, that caught me off guard. He's a rotund dude, and he's got back problems. But he told me that he got into a well-justified fight, and a judge threatened to classify his hands as deadly weapons, so he'd go to prison for assault with a deadly weapon if he got into another fight. I've got a passing interest in MMA, so I said I'd like to see his skills sometime. "That would go against my teachings", he says. What a badass.

he sounds like spazkid but his voice is higher he must be a clone

Theres so many good quotables in this i cant stop coming back. “Kiss your ass good bye mode” “lemme unsheath this beauty of a blade” “My family has one rule that must be followed at all times. Fight with honor. You must never resolve to underhanded tactics in battle. Of course, i have fought underhanded once. Long ago.”

I love telling people in real life that I beat shadow the hedgehog on kiss your ass goodbye mode

I don't feel any cringe. I'm just listening to a happy dude.

im glad to see Stamper is having a good time on second life since he left Sleepy Cabin. his oc looks wonderful.

I like how his blade his pointed directly at chris' face

"I won't use this blade on an innocent person, I will only use this blade to kill evil." he says, completely forgetting how the "my sword is a tool of justice!" thing in Rising was partially an excuse for Raiden to kill people and not feel like a bad person.

"Never fight underhandedly!" even if you have a armor that makes you invincible.

its amazing how Oney loved this so much that he made a theme for him along with 2 pieces of art

jack raiden is my favorite metal gear character

>talks about the environmental damage his """beauty of a blade""" can do, etc >"that's why I paid so much for it" >spent $15 on it

“My family has 1 rule, fight with honor” *Wears armor that makes him unkillable*

It feels like he always has lots of things he always wants to tell everyone he meets, but he gets tired of having to wait for an opportunity so he just says it anyway.

I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF WHEN HE STARTED SAYING HIS EDGY BACKSTORY IM CRYING

the voice of this genesis valentine guy sounds like the voice of this guy whose eye i almost gouged out once.

I cant watch the whole thing, i cant I'm sorry I'm crunching too hard lol

Let it be known this episode was the debut of our boy Ding Dong.

I fell asleep with this on and genesis valentine infiltrated my dreams 💀

I love Genesis, he may be cringey as fuck, but I love him.

I use Second Life, and those prices for Linden are way off, lol. 1250 Linden costs roughly $5.25 8,888 Linden costs roughly $34.72 Also, I've seen so many people like this on SL ... and it's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Admit it, this is not your first time watching this.