T.H.E P.O.L.E.S Disclaimer: not Poland I mean south Edit: So I learnt Penguins don’t live in North and the Polish dude at the bottom is sad now so give him lots of love eh Here have cookie polish man: 🍪
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RU-vidr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ga
Oh god. Karens are penguins. (Edit: I meant to write penguins are Karens but this is too funny to delete.) They don't social distance because they just don't feel like it. /j
I had on YT a random recommendation a while ago about that, they can have depression to, so they wander off the group to die, even when you bring them back they will wander off until they die. Dont know how the documentary was called was random recommended a while ago, like this vid was recommended too random for me, but just for explaining, so most of that bring them back wouldnt work, they want to do that, probably want to die in peace. Like cats do when they know they gonna die.
@@nici9376, the tux would pick up his `cat` launcher and `bash` into the windows user with the penguin's rage, their screams `echo` around the vast snow desert.
As Emperor Penguins don't have predator in land, they think humans are just weird looking penguins, so they greet us as such. They leave because we don't know how to answer :(
According to some language teachers: Fake it till you make it is usually the best answer, followed by a necessity to speak said language. Lastly, live among them day and night.
Penguin: "Good morning to you, my good man! Have you seen my colony?" Man: *says nothing* Penguin: "No? Well, I'm terribly sorry to bother you. I best be going now." *waddles along.*
i just watched something else about how sometimes they get "depressed" and just straight up walk away from the group and just keep walking to certain death
Saw a documentary of how penguins will just wander off due to depression and sadness. If they're by themselves it almost guarantees that they're walking to their death (whether that be starvation or ring food for another animal)
Not many people know this, but the guy telling this story and sitting there told the penguin a joke, and the penguin found it so funny. He had to run 25 miles to find the guy again and laugh at the joke. Now he is safely on his way back home.
Dear diary: I saw a golem today, I thought it was one of us and I had returned to the group however after calling it I had no understandable response. The most notable aspect of golems are their lack of movement, how odd it is not to keep moving in this land where staying in place is death. I kept moving on and left the golem as it watched me leave.
Also there was this weird crab thing. But it had three legs instead of six. And it had only one eye instead of two. The golem only moved in order to pick up the crab thing. But even when being moved, the crab thing didn't respond. I thought maybe it was dead, but if it was dead, it would've gone limp right? It was completely stiff, even when the golem thing was moving it around.
@@bennitori4 I often wonder in my penguining days whether there are other golems out there thinking about me the same way. I hope some day I can understand them and their talking to themselves and what not. Over all a good day.
Penguin: “Hey man have you seen my friends?” Guy: “Normally emperor penguins live in large colonies to keep warm, but every now and then young males particularly tend to wander off on their own and go exploring.” Penguin: “Thanks but thats not very helpful, I’ll go find someone who will actually be useful.”
Emperor: How are you today good sir! Would you be kind enough to direct me to my kingdom? Man: silence . . . Emperor: When will these assholes learn to speak?!?!
That little head bow and call was a basic penguin greeting. He left because human was rude, didn't say hello back, and just left him there hangin'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EDIT 10/8/2021: It's been 3 years, and I do apologize to everyone in the comment section who might be just a little bit confused as to why this went from a lighthearted penguin comment to shifting to some weird, right-wing, conservative A.M. radio station who won't shut up about "the Jews" as always. Then want to go "re-e" on you when you don't nod and agree with them and be totally cool with the deliberate crap storm and controversy they're spewing all over your wholesome comment. for no reason. Then again, such people can't help themselves, they are of a certain personality set, and things always come full circle to their hatred, often times dressed up as something else. You understand. Try not to let these people ruin your day or the vid of a cute penguin, and I honestly do not know why these people don't stick to their own niches of the internet. They're cancelled just about everywhere else though, so that counts for something I suppose. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 500 comment cap reached. Took a week, but it finally happened. But bigots gonna bigot. n u n
@@Toxic2T so a bunch of biologists painstakingly recording nature and not tampering with its natural course is cruel? The whole point of a fucking nature documentary, hell the whole point of biology as a field of study is to minimize our involvement and bleeding heart moralizing from the natural process.
@@zmenaczzz3165 and I'm quite sure you shouldn't. Wild animals should not understand humans as a source of affection and/or food, as it could end up interfering negatively in their behavior. It goes along those lines, maybe I'm misremembering it, but read about before.
You sure he made his way back home? Did you attach a radio transmitter to the penguin to verify where it went? It could just as easily have lost its way again.
It’s almost like he’s asking the human for directions because he’s super lost and once again he’s let down by mammals. So he decides to waddle off and go it alone.. God I just relate to that penguin on so many levels. 😔
Sometimes lone penguins wander inland and well, die right? I wonder what would happen if u kept one of those fed and alive. When will their journey stop? Where will they go? What will they do?
I would not have been able to control my own arms if I came that close to an Emperor Penguin. I would have been petting it before I even thought about the rules.
I've only seen a video of one guy who talked to an emperor penguin in response to the penguin talking to him. Why does no one else really respond? It feels rude not to 😅 I would probably sit there going back and forth having a conversation that neither would even understand. They probably think we're giant awkward looking penguins so they try to say hello in their own penguin language.
They supposedly shouldn't because that's interfering too much they make like a bow to just watch and analyze Who knows if penguins can survive for how long etc
The emperor penguin: welcome to our empire! The best empire in the world, when we never run out of fish. So, what are you doing here, stranger? No answer? Okay, have a nice day sir!
1:12 My guy literally did that thing we do where we reach off of our couches (in the laying position) to get the remote or whatever far away with maximum effort instead of getting up and just getting the thing. 🤣🤣
He probably had a night out on the bender and had an argument with his misses. >Wonders around aimlessly >Hurls insults at another species >Pees openly in the public and walks off What a lad.
I don't know why, but I just love penguins. I wouldn't be able to not want to pet it. And keep it. And take it home and make a room to be in conditions favorable to him. Fucking awesome creatures to me for some reason. But at the very least pet him and just stare in awe.
Man: the rule says stay five meters away Penguin: Screw your stupid pandemic rules. Now, take me to my group or I’ll shit! [Man ignores plea for assistance] Man: Males go wondering off exploring... [Penguin wanders off to explore while shaking his head at this idiot] 🐧 💩
