@@olserknam bro the figure whatever dude why is he here he feels like another scrap creepypasta main bad guy got slapped into appy for no reason I would find it less ridiculous if a appy puppet replaced the dude
“When happy appy works on the engine a kid kicks a soccer ball and accidentally bounces it off happy’s head. Angered he gets a wrench, runs off screen and beats the kid to death with it. He goes back and repairs the engine” my brain is so rotted that this is the peak of comedy to me
I'm kinda thinking about skipping Happy Appy when I get to it. I've never actually read/heard the whole thing but looking at how long the HA part is in the chapter select and... idk man. Should I skip it?
@@richardnoggin1526 skip it, it’s like an hour or 2 long and there’s genuinely no plot, it’s not even really entertaining it just becomes brain numbing
I'm back and I tried listening to the whole thing but half way through I was getting really bored and did eventually skip it. The 9/11 part absolutely kill me though. Best part of the whole thing honestly.😂
@@richardnoggin1526 Long story short, Forensik runs some sort of cult, they wanna use the Happy Appy mascot as some way to prosletize to people how good the cult is and how good Forenzik's "vision" is (the vision is either making cartoons, telling the future or running nickelodeon, it literally does not matter and despite how long it is it's never dealt with any depth) Happy Appy is simultaneously an icon of sin for the cult and a dumb clay apple on a stick. Gerasim gets harassed for long enough he considers going John McCane on the cult, kills Forenzik like 8 times but oh surprise it was actually a henchman until the very end in where they explain that Happy Appy is some sort of therapeutic outlet because Forenzik is a disaster artist and super powerful divine figure, he dies and it ends. I don't think I left anything out of the story, it's just that every time one of those plot points is discussed they also include every other plot to the story and it drags on and on, alongside the episode lists, "happy appy app" copy/paste song sections and episode descriptions, the episodes have nothing of worth it's just "Happy Appy tells a kid to do something but it's actually an evil violent thing by the end", there's also a ton of other plot points that elongate the read lenght but it's just red herrings, attempts at character development or are a part of one of the many Forenziks that get put in Gerasim's frag reel. Long waste of time, the end.
the thought that someone's mom would recount their sister's death in true crime podcast levels of sloppy detail even specifying it was a "tactical" axe TO THEIR CHILD is so nuts that it almost pushes it into surreal territory lmfao
I had no idea that the happy appy story went any further than “I saw a few episodes of this creepy kid’s show” holy shit, that was a painful listen, lol
I was confused when he said, "yes, even Happy Appy" when referring to reading them all because I had zero clue it went on for so long. What a god awful story.
After it brought up 9/!! I just skipped to the next story. I didn't need to listen to the remaining 2 hours when it clearly peaked right then and there
@@Anotheranimeaccountttell me about it. I was listening to this story for a while and was floored when I saw there was still over an hour left. This is the most tedious thing I have ever listened to
Every step of the way made no god damn sense. I just kept pausing the video to scream at my phone at the absurdity. I don't blame the narrator sitting there watching RU-vid for 3 hours because what the fuck was even happening???
So much of it was terrible, from overexplanations, the story constantly changing for no reason, and "da big spooky" being something thats incredibly normal in comparison to other edgy animations of kids shows. Absolutely awful, at least Happy Appy, as long and obnoxious as it was, had that 9/11 highlight
The Happy Appy pasta was a wild ride on a train that went off the rails, careened through a small town, and rolled, exploding, before falling off a cliff into the ocean.
@@toxicradiant9858 I used to be terrified of it as well, but to be fair, one of the RU-vidrs I watched (tats top videos) made it short, and of course had background music being the sole reason I would be afraid of the creepypasta character, alongside with the video/imagery.
I groaned every time the narrator said he finished every episode he could find then say in his next entry that there were suddenly more episodes. Felt like that happened 20 times.
I hadnt actually heard the full creepypasta for happy appy before, and i literally couldnt have believed you if you told me 30 minutes ago that 9/11 would appear in the story
I had no clue Happy Appy was such a longwinded catastrophy of a story. Every video I ever saw only described it as a show that progressively got more unhinged and then vanished. I wasnt aware that was only 2% of the whole thing.
@@Duncaster I felt done with it before even a 4th of the way through. By the time it finished I was so mentally exhausted from "I watched an episode, Happy killed people, then I went somewhere and people died, then I watched another episode, Happy killed people, then I went somewhere and people died-"
I love how almost all of these go "then suddenly the animation turned very realistic". Anyone who has ever drawn or animated stuff knows that that would mean tons (days, weeks) of more work on something the creator sure as hell knew would not be published. Also the ones where they just tell how the creator/producer must have snapped are hilarious. As if the one producer is doing all the animations, sound effects and voice acting by themselves. I personally love the ones where it's told as "I really remember seeing this as a kid but can't find it anywhere". It kinda could happen because of weird coincidence, childhood nightmares or vivid imagination, or even some weird Mandela effect. But the ones where it goes to "this released a curse that offed everyone in real life" are just stupid. That being said, like I said in an earlier comment, I really admire the insane amount of work gone into this video.
@@skootergirl22 Yeah but (at least for spongebob, i didnt watch ren and stimpy) the super detailed shots are still frames, not animated. having to redraw frames with that level of detail would take far too long to be worth the effort like the original comment says.
In fairness the hyer-realistic animation us usually implied to be the work of a supernatural force, either possessing the creator or adding the footage. That's why it's infinitely funnier when the writer also mentions a credits roll. Like okay, I'll suspend my disbelief for 'the creator was briefly possessef', but the implication that the whole production crew gave a thumbs up to meticulously drawing mutilated children is hilarious
I swear, Happy Appy would make for a fantastic Adult Swim show similar to Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Like the descriptions of the episodes got so ridiculous I just started replacing Appy with Master Shake and it became hilarious to think about.
I vaguely remember reading 1999 back in middle school, but forgot entirely about the story. I completely forgot it gets pretty good and then just full stops, I need that confrontation in the cellar at the end. I want more
@@urhooked I remember once hearing the story read out by another RU-vid channel (I think it was SomeOrdinaryGamers), where they mentioned living not too far from where the story supposedly took place. According to them, the locations, distances, ect. mentioned all add up, which made the story seem a bit more immersive. Can you confirm this to be the case?
1999 was a classic. When the narration started mentioning the other dates of the shows that aired I was like "WAIT I REMEMBER THIS ONE" Still salty about that cliffhanger ending to this day
I used to be soooo obsessed with happy appy as a young teen, i read the entirety of it for MULTIPLE times and even had saved it on my phone back when i didn't have internet available 😭 i even made an oc to ship with the main villain
That Cry Baby Lane one is SO BAD. Trying to paint the director that also directed 12 episodes of Malcolm in the Middle as some deranged snuff enthusiast is wild. 💀 I wonder if he knows this was written.
God I love how gratuitous these old lost episode pastas were. Squidward's Suicide doesn't *need* the child murder, Dead Bart doesn't *need* the celebrity death dates, but they're there purely to be disturbing and creepy and that's what makes them so memorable.
There’s a curtain fun to that absolutely but my favorite ones are the ones like Gregory’s room where they feel like they could’ve actually happened. The disk isn’t posessed by the devil or anything it’s just a weird short made by some troll working at nick who probably got fired.
And then the camera panned out of the window and panned to the left and then switched to a view when someone was crying in the corner on the left side of the back end of a room near a broken ladder that was sitting over an old trash bag that had one of the characters old credit cards in it, which if I may say is extremely creepy but I had to say I had to keep watching because then the….
I've seen this Iceberg covered by a lot of creators before, and usually when talking about Happy Appy they just say the phrase most people have heard of "This is a creepypasta about a lost children's show that predicted 9/11, though the creator later came out saying it was a trollpasta" I had some curiosity why everyone used that simple description instead of going into detail but *I get it now*
9:33:00 A scream that's 10 decibels loud. 🤣 10 decibels in about how loud someone breathing is. I love creepypastas. Some of them try so hard to be scary and just end up ridiculous.
I fuckin love lost episode creepypastas, they are the most absolute worst creepypastas you can find, the cheesiest and most over the top shit, they bring me such joy to listen to
The house then flooded with blood and mystery spooky juice. The characters then got hyper-realistic eyes and started eating the spooky juice. Somebody wearing a costume then broke into my house and stole my brother. The end.
I would say the only good ones are Candle Cove, 1999, the one about alternate tv channels and some of the ones that are "meta", as in, "yeah this defo is just some weirdo who made this cheesy video on a spare afternoon but it freaked me out so i'm posting about it"
@@misiekfid candle cove does bang tbf, the creator also went on to make local 58 as well, thats the thing with lost episode creepypasta, they pretty much are always shit, but when their not, they absolutely bang
I guess this is live-blogging at this point. I- “Yeah, basically this video destroyed my life. I call this tape, Blues Clues: N O C L U E S .” 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
Why is the wonka tape just- “Yeah so basically, Wonka was mad racist, mad creepy, and I really like WWF. Also. Tim Burton.” Like- I didn’t want him to write out horrifically racist shit or random nonsense about Wonka smuggling Oompa-passports up his ass, but- the sheer amount of “I won’t be repeating it here-“ and references to other nonsense is baffling 🤣🤣🤣
A voice, coming from a darkened room, "It might sound weird but, I used to like listening to these stories to go to sleep." Me, about to go to sleep, "Nah man, you're good."
Oh shit, I forgot about Candle Cove. It's kind of even more effective now that I remember the creepypasta itself the way the characters in it remember the fake show. lol Probably my second favorite creepypasta ever, now that I think about it, after the one where the guy gets paranoid and won't let anyone into his house, and at the end he's in an insane asylum ran by robots. I think it's just called paranoia. lol No, Psychosis! I found it! lol
I checked and Happy Appy is about 27.5k words. That's over half of a National Novel Writer's Month challenge, in which you have to write a book containing at least 50k words. It's literally a novella.
when his house burned and he was writing from a library. I don't blame you, if I wasn't listening to this at work(with nothing better to focus on) I'd get lost three times meanwhile
Little Witch and Jack O'Lantern certainly gets a point for inventing a whole ass NORMAL tv show to then creepypasta-fy. Think that person just needs to make Little Witch & Jack O'Lantern a real thing (the normal part, not the creepypasta part).
That's genuinely such a cool concept for a creepy pasta. Introducing the viewer to a show that isn't weird or creepy in the slightest, and then MAKING it weird and creepy
Alpha & Omega: Haunted A&O DVD is a masterpiece of comedy. They heard a loud gunshot, but there was a silencer on the gun and nobody heard it? Also he finds Katie hanging and he goes "well there goes Katie"?
1999 had me in stuck a chokehold in senior year of college, it was before so many people had narration channels so I’d just read it any chance I got as I made my way through my final classes of school 🐻
what makes a lot of these stories bearable is that you can't contain your laughter, either 😂 a lot of them are just completely ridiculous and i'm SO glad i'm not the only one laughing!
Nothing like being over 10 hours in, getting accustomed to the rhythm of the video in the background while I sew, and suddenly being jolted back to reality hearing Hetalia get mentioned. (this is the second time in recent history that I've been jumpscared by Hetalia getting a mention in a place I never expected it to come up, how does it keep finding me?)
Oh the background music _immediately_ took me back. Big same wrt creepypastas being relaxing and nostalgic listening! Personally for me it's gaming creepypastas (particularly SOG's old Haunted Gaming series & Yuriofwind's BS Creepypasta Storytime), but lost episodes are nostalgic too.
Ahhh are we the same person? Because same, lol. I still revisit SOGs old haunted gaming playlists when I need comforting background noise, and I should also revisit YuriOfWinds BS Creepypasta Storytime, it’s been a while now. I used to revisit them a lot too.
Too many creepypasta authors think horror is "oh and then beloved character turned angry and tore everyone's guts out" when I prefer the mysterious weirdness of stories like Na Mira Do Canal 15, which is strange and even unsettling in some places (i.e. the blind girl story and the man telling it). Was it really a strange event where a TV channel was temporarily picked up from a parallel universe? Weird and unexplained, just the way I like them.
Honestly despite being so long and poorly written, Happy Appy is actually unironically a wild rollercoaster that could not stop listening to and ended up being my favorite story.
That Blue's Clues one feels wrong, considering how wholesome the real Steve is. Sure he plays it up somewhat as the character, but there's a reason the crew went with him over someone a bit older. Creepypasta just feels like character assassination, though keep in mind I say all this while chuckling to myself.
im doing art homework and have this on in the background, went to check how long happy appy is cuz i thought it was almost over GOOD LORD IM ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH???
I love that you approach online horror similarly to me, like a guilty pleasure or comfort food and this video is going to be amazing background noise and something to eat dinner to (I mean that in the best way possible lmao). keep going man, love what you do.
The Appy story is insane. It feels like the writer forgets what he writes within mere minutes of writing it. There's so many times where one sentence just completely contradicts the one before. I could only handle an hour of this before typing this. The Appy pasta reading should be a challenge: "Try not to brain rot: IMPOSSIBLE (Happy Appy Reading)"
The implication that the author in the Thomas and the Children story got divorced and his wife took the kid fucking sent me. I love how that had no real purpose in the story and was just randomly wrote in for some reason.
Shoutouts to the narrator of "Dirt Like You..." for being one of the most thoroughly unlikable characters in any piece of fiction I've ever engaged with.
Idk if this will be controversial, but I kinda like the ending of 1999. Obviously him saying there’s gonna be more is pretty lame, but if it was written as the official ending, it would be great. Him deciding that he’s finally done with the investigation after literally seeing the deaths of the kids, while building up the idea that the killer is still out there without full confirmation makes it a good demonstration of paranoia and trauma.
