I feel really, genuinely sorry for the poor bastard in some distant future literature class who’ll get this assigned as the book they’ll have to make a report on
"Bowser sacrifices himself in chapter 927 to defeat Thanos" is one of the most unexpected and deranged sentences I have ever heard, if just caught me so off guard
I know this is supposed to be one of those “Look how X this person is as the LEAST X” jokes but bro might actually be one of the most deranged Loud House fan (and fan in general) to exist 🥲
I believe that one and Ambience are the real winners since literally most of the Loud House fanfic is just copied and pasted wiki articles without credit. And it uses ai in recent chapters. It's obvious the guy making it is just deranged and wants to cling to having "the longest fanfiction ever" without having any talent or actual dedication.
I once wrote a message to this guy directly 2 years ago about this fanfic and its word record. "Thank you very much. But I'm not in this for a world record or any of the fame or fortune. It's all about fun" That was his response.
It sucks because the biggest crossover in fiction should be more legendary than this abomination (which is honestly still legendary in an infamous way)
@@Joey7Z7Horror unpopular opinion but the biggest crossover fic should have no self inserts (especially if they’re god-like). They always take the attention away from characters I want to see. Also the self inserts technically aren’t real cartoon characters Edit: Imagine if several people came together to make the biggest cartoon crossover ever, putting their favorite cartoons in (self inserts and OCs not included). I usually prefer more obscure characters that don’t get mentioned a lot, so if there is a giant crossover, I hope they get mentioned
@@FanOfTheObsecure Unironically, the biggest crossover fic should just take ANY genius character and have them initiate the multiversal crossover-ing. That's the only way I can think of to do so because so much fictional media would contradict each other WITHOUT a multiverse (and imagine the world-building).
@@Wiggly38 that sounds great (better than the god-like self inserts). Maybe Jimmy Neutron or Dexter or something. Got any more ideas for a potential cartoon crossover?
I like how this implies that the commenter read the entire thing start to finish and remembered it well enough to be able to list specific events from individual chapters.
It is probably a group effort right? get 1000 and each person read 2 pages, you cluster the people on the same chapter together and after you cluster the chapters. No sense is lost because there is no sense to begin with
I mean there is stuff like Martial God Asura (6k+ chapters, still ongoing) or Bringing the Farm to Another World (14k+ chapters, also ongoing), which people are still reading. They aren't nearly as bad as this one tho, I'd imagine.
Apparently, people have tried to submit this fanfic to the Guinness World Records for being the longest written literature ever but because the dude used copyrighted characters and isn't considered a book, it got rejected. Marcel Proust's "A la recherche du temps perdu" novel still holds the record. Marcel's probably wiping sweat off his forehead right now 👁👄👁
Quite literally "Everyone is here!" Moment. At that point they could cross over warhammer, fnaf, halo, cod, and the scp universe several times over withIN their stories story and still have space
@@MustafaIbrahim-rk6dj Actually based. Fnaf verse sucks so much, omg I hate how Scott Cawthon still gets away with pretending his franchise has deep "lore" when 99% of it is build on hints so vague you can make ten theories that all contradict each othwr 💀
@@danielsurvivor1372 fair, FNAF is very confusing and hine I doubt we even actually figured out the lore, but all the memories I made with FNAF makes it unforgettable
You forgot: - In one of the chapters, the heroes use attacks based on various Bible stories to defeat Judge Frollo. - In chapter 1574, Gladys Sharp (from Over the Hedge) craps her pants 15 times after Fluttershy does the same thing. - Glenn Quagmire is executed by electrocution in chapter 1522. - Espio decapitates Randall from Monsters, Inc. in chapter 1471.
Out of curiosity, I googled the fic and found it (it's real). Turns out, the author is also writing a SEQUEL to this fic, called "The Loud House Revamped 2: Embodiment". The very first sentences of the sequel's blurb were "Sequel to Loud House Revamped. Xehanort is gone. But now, a new threat has struck." It's already at over 4,000,000 words. I'm in tears. This author is a menace. Edited to update: As of Oct 13 2024, there's 6,823,403 words and 100 chapters in the sequel now. It's only been going since February 2024. I'm dead, y'all.
@@zacharyfuselier7082 Xehanort is the main villain of the (very silly but very funny) video game series Kingdom Hearts. He's... certainly interesting, to say the least.
Have done it, it’s pretty fun. Granted, while you’re drunk, typing skills tend to go right out the window, so don’t expect anything legible or even remotely understandably.
I’ve wrote better smut rps with people than this! When rping I straight up turn into a professional writer. I could probably publish one of them as an actual book and it would be half as embarrassing as this.
People often dont realize how much power writers and artists are holding because they’re USUALLY too busy procrastinating to show their true potential.
I could literally write a universe where Charlie from smiling friends is the father of Master shake’s (ATHF) baby which Charlie was oblivious too, so Allan is all like “Char-LEE, do a fucking parent-TEE test.” And he does a DNA test with this kid and it turns out it’s not Charlie’s kid, but in fact fucking mr krabs kid. Then mr krabs disappears because he then learns about child support… if I want too. But I choose not too.
This fanfiction be like: Peppino from Pizza Tower gets executed at Chuck E Cheese by monsoon from Metal gear rising because he stole his cheese strings
Sans Undertale intervenes in the fight, gets shot in the process with BFG. Afterwards, Monsoon uses the NATURE'S FORCE to electrify Sans' corpse and magnet Golden Freddy suit onto it. Golden Freddy is exiled into space afterwards to turn into Jake English in the future.
Vergil and Dante tries to stop monsoon, goes horribly wrong because Dante forgot to bring Zoro from One Piece. Now monsoon used the chaos emeralds to fucking go super to stop all the bitches from Walmart from taking all of the meat loafs
@@kanna-san. the fanfic that is the topic of the video is presented as early as in the thumbnail as the longest literary work in English. I'm just pointing out that there's plenty of competition from SEA.
@@GROWSNAPOFFICIAL and I still read them translated into English, so they still exist in English. Currently I'm reading "Legend of Swordsman", which has over 6000 chapters.
He is the reason humanity went extinct. His fanfic managed to spread across the internet, and it was so chock-full of utter madness that it made everyone who read it infertile
I think my favorite part about this that the title “The Loud House: Revamped” at first glance gives the impression that this is supposed to be a reimagining of The Loud House but with the author’s personal improvements like better characterization or more cohesive stories. Granted, depending on your point of view the addition of every fictional (and even nonfictional) character in existence could be seen as an improvement, but it’s certainly not the first thing you would think of.
The fact that only the first two seasons of the show had aired by the time the fanfic was first published shows that the author was like "I've seen enough, i need to fix this" and just started GUNNING for it Then proceeded to upload damn near nonstop for 7 YEARS STRAIGHT and the fact that there's a *SEQUEL NOW*
@triforceriku9135 sequence? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO this is not possible how does this guy want to continue this shit when he spent almost a decade of his life writing this shit that has more words than casualties in the first world war this guy is literally the definition of insanity I thought members of terr0rist and crim!nal groups and politicians were insane but this guy made me change my mind
Holy fucking shit. 2328 chapters, 16,777,215 words and it's completed while the sequel has 71 chapters and has almost 4.3 million words. Last updated 20 hours ago
@extremely.hung.individual2693Dante made a self-insert fanfic of the Bible and mixed it with Greek mythology, and people think it's canon. Welp, at least people don't think THIS is canon in any way.
@@EnriqueLaberintico apparently it has some good criticisms about italian society and politics at the time and is generally a pretty good example of why a self insert story isnt inherently bad
@@EnriqueLaberintico 1) nobody ever thought of it as canon 2) being self insert doesn't inherently make anything bad 3) Divine Comedy is a deep writing masterpiece that literally reinvented the italian language Really the whole "lol Dante is just a shitty oc fanfiction" is the most cringe reddit joke ever
@@MFK7013 Wait this motherfucker wrote all that in seven years? That means at 30 million words he would have had to write approximately 11741 words per day every day FOR SEVEN YEARS.
That started long long before that timeframe... As a 27 year old furry who grew up with the early internet, that's always been a thing :P Just one of the constants of the internet I think. Usually it's from younger teens who are going through stuff, or kids.
@@zeldagameryt4018 He should have a talk with Friedrich Nietzsche. “God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. _And we found the murder weapon. It was The Loud House Revamped.”_ (The parts in italics were added by me.)
It is. Also, I'm not proud of this. I'm making the NEW longest English literature ever written and it's just gonna be the word "banana" at least 75% a billion times
@ιλι bro literally that's the casualties of the first world war just in terms of words, imagine the content of the fanfic itself must be worse than the seven hour war in half life 😬💀
Hey guys, I did some digging, and apparently the fic is listed as complete and the author has already written a sequel fic. It's "The Loud House Revamped 2: Embodiment". Published on February 21, 2024, and last updated on July 18 (from the day of this message). It already has 66 chapters and 3,878,343 words. 7 years of torture is doomed to repeat itself. And all we can do is watch it unfold. EDIT 9/24/2024: As of the listed date, it now has 94 chapters and 6,210,240 words. It took two months to add 2,331,897 words within 28 chapters. For context, the first Loud House Revamped has 2328 chapters with 16,777,215 words. In only 94 chapters, Loud House Revamped 2 has nearly surpassed half of the original's word count. What the fuck.
I hope that aliens find this as the soul piece of writing left nehind by humans and ask "What could have driven him to dedicate his life to such a large volume of work? What were they trying to tell us?"
The final nail in the coffin is the fact that it’s illegitimate. People scraped through and found multiple sections where the author straight up just copy pasted things from other places to fill the word count.
“Mordecai and Rigby! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU RIP A WHOLE IN THE MULTIVERSE, I ASKED YOU TO JUST GET SOME SODA AND YOU DO THIS? IM NOT EVEN MAD AT THIS POINT-“
Speaking as someone who listens to audiobooks of classics at work The Divine Comedy is not that long clocking in at 10 hours which is slightly on the longer side but compared to epic fantasy books like The Stormlight Archive or The Wheel of Time which have entries clocking in at 50 Hours.
@@waidwml2166I’m not a big reader, but I do like to read on some occasions and the longest story I’ve ever read was ‘Hamlet’ and I thought that was pretty long. Until I found out about this story 😂
This author is determined. Like, what do you have to be on to be able to write the longest piece of English literature and it’s a *Loud House fanfic* 😭
@@LiamGFalconer oh yeah i forgot about that lmao well i guess your right tho i wouldn’t be surprised (and perhaps you two) if this author has some very very weird relationships and i might make this a stretch but I think he likes kids
For some reason when I first saw this I though it was about how you wanted to see a text of this size written in the name of the Lord of the Rings. I agree with that idea more.
@@gowanlore2434 It would’ve been a more deserving milestone, honestly. This is just pure chaos. I’m pretty sure Daffy (TLTS version) helped writing it.
This is the sort of fanfiction you would write if you were one of those animation fans who obsessively watched the Nostalgia Critic and Mr. Enter and worshipped the ground they walked on.
The whole thing with sins is that you’re supposed to receive forgiveness from them and not do them as much. We’re all very bad people so we can’t stop doing them entirely, but we’re supposed to avoid them as much as possible. The idea that you should just double down on sins is literally a trick of the Devil.
I don't think it's deranged. The dude found a hobby he enjoyed and dedicated himself to it. Id say that's pretty admirable imo. Quality is probably trash but he had fun doing something he likes.
A Loud House fanfiction is something. A Loud House fanfiction with about two thousand chapters involving the Simpsons, Family Guy, Pokémons, Slenderman, Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey, My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, Hazbin Hotel, Sherlock Hound (that's an actual anime by the way), Bowser, Thanos and even Donald Trump straight up makes me question in what kind of world are we living in. Edit: holy guacamole. Where did all these likes come from?
Sherlock Hound exists as a legitimate anime with Holmes and other characters portrayed by antropomorphic dogs, and it's wholesome. You all should watch it.
it was made back when Anime was still somewhat unique and had different styles and sometimes even tried to be like cartoons from the West(ones from the 50s-80s) before much of it became mostly just handsome pretty boys and sexy girls for fap material
@@hubertberrum6242 You sure? A lot of anime in same era as Sherlock Hound were mostly about mildly masculine boys and appealing girls. Even during 90's there were unique art styles. In 00's too. In 2010's. Most anime have pretty girls and boys in every decade. It's just most animes you get in the west are made for Teens and Adults. While kids anime always have a lot of variety in art styles... it's just it's not appealing to western audiences, it's not what western audiences seek in Anime, lol.
@@KeyleeTamirian that is true but even then back then it wasn't that rapid until the 80s-2000s the same time when Anime started to became recognized outside of Japan and even gotten the name Anime
@@hubertberrum6242 Yeah, because many anime were aimed at children and early teens. Even during 90's, TV Shonen Anime tried to be teen-friendly. When you look at stuff like Samurai Pizza Cats, Flint the Time Detective, Super Pig... those anime are the gold age for me. Once Anime market began aiming for export, that's when most anime started to look the same - to appeal to broad audience's opinion on what Anime is supposed to look like.
Fortnite nowadays is just full of children and bots. I sometimes play Fortnite with my younger brother, and even then I assume that the average Fortnite player is half of his age.
The writer’s self insert being pretty much a worldwide dictator fits REALLY well considering how ungodly long the fanfic is. He literally DESERVES all that power.
Extra fun fact about Sherlock Hound: Halfway through the fic, he obtains the spirit of Sparda from Devil May Cry, gaining his powers essentially, and in one of the last hundreds of chapters, Vergil returns, getting the attention of Dante, before Sherlock intervenes.
I have no words. All of media: shows, movies, manga, anime, other fanfics, have all culminated into the peak of media. The development of entertainment peaked here. We are now on a downward slope.
Disappointing fact: The reason this fanfiction is so long, is because they edited scripts from the Loud House to make it. You’ll notice some parts are formatted like a book whereas others look like a script, because they cut apart the script. Also, most plot points are very similar to what happens in the actual show. TLDR: The majority of the fan fiction isn’t actually written by the them, it’s cut parts of scripts from the actual show that are slightly edited.
It's hilarious that no matter how unhinged I think I am there will always be a guy out there writing fanfiction about him and his favorite cartoon characters committing mass omnicide to out-do me on every level.
one of the first lines in the fanfic is "when i go to michigan and meet the loud kids, the entire universe will change forever" and they couldn't have been more right
@sleepykirbyplays6323 Spoingle bop couldn’t do shit Mario and Luigi have killed sepheroth millions of times but only alphadreams and brotherships rendition
If anyone wants an extremely long webnovel that isn't mostly copy and pasted scripts then you should read The Wandering Inn. It's ~14 million words long, is still updating, and has consistently high quality writing and story.
