THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #34 - Anatomy Class 

I hate that this is all I can see now.

Hi, i'd like to inform you i enjoyed this comment, but i do not want to disturb the number of devil.

^agreed

I can see this so well.

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

This is underrated lmao

Don’t forget books. So, SO MANY FUCKIN BOOKS!!!!

Waiting for one with middle-schoolers now

I did teach a couple college courses in the past and honestly this one did get under my skin a bit lol

Filana is a slang term in Urdu and I think Hindi as well, for when u want to talk about someone random, that guy becomes Filana, hard to translate it exactly. So when I heard Filana al Filani I nearly burst into laughter. Just an insanely basic placeholder name.

They did have a John Doe which is the name of an unknown male xD

@@SemicolonExpected Same with the last name Mustermann, it's the German version of Jane/John Doe and literally means "example-man / blueprint-man"

All the names were the equivalent of "John Doe" in their respective languages, basically the most simple and mundane/nondescript names possible.

Same with Juan Pérez which is the most non descriptive Latino name you can imagine. Basically a nobody

There's an old sitcom called third rock from the sun and it's about an alien family living on earth. It's amazing and they do things like this all the time

3below is kinda like that 👍

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yeah still trying to figure out step 3...

@@DarkAngel3090 Does human comment like this?

@@nejsonsvejson9861 you almost got it

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Lesson 4: Learn how to human again because the first time apparently doesn't work anymore

We love a culturally sensitive group of shapeshifting eldritch monsters ❤

Never let it be said that monsters are racist

I take they were all "john doe" for different cultures?

i noticed john doe as well and when jon mentioned it at the end i felt very smart hehe

@@fish3977 exactly, especially fulan al-fulani, which means in Arabic "someone of the someone family"(I tried the closest translation of it) and it's not really a name it's just used to refer to someone you don't know or a hypothetical someone in an example

They are so polite :)

This comment section is so cute 🙂

I was truly terrified by this episode and I feel largely disappointed by the comment section.

They're doing their best, okay?

@@teleutenachtigaller2762it is a terrifying thing, and if I were to actually experience something like that I would no doubt be just as horrified, however, the descriptions of how the students acted is kind of hilarious. They never threatened the professor, they never hurt him, and while it’s implied that they caused harm to others, we have no definitive proof of that. So for all we know, they were just trying to fit in better. Which makes his reaction kind of funny from that angle. The thought of some horrifying monster that could no doubt snap you like a twig, but is unable to understand how humans even work to the point they go to college is really funny. And as others pointed out, would make an amazing horror sitcom.

Omg I thought of the same thing O.O I had the image of seven aliens impersonating humans but not really knowing how the body works so they decided to take this class to find out how to adapt better to earth life

"ToDay, GuyS W'ell be DOING EPIC prank on monkei PriMate, Let See How he Respond Act. Not The fake!"

Youre missing out on Third Rock from the Sun. It exists and it's hilarious

Third Rock From the Sun

There would be a plot twist in the first episode where he reveals he also studied Philosophy so as he teaches them how their Hearts work he also teaches them how to use them.

I loved that, Jon is usually so stuck up and detached so I found it really funny to hear him be out of sorts!

I wonder if that means it was the missing garbage man (I think it was a garbage man?) that was screaming inside the house.

The fact he specifically mentioned the teeth are from different people seems weird

@@kwasichan722 If I was Jon I'd ask Sasha to ask about that specific detail after reading the garbage man's statement.

Makes sense, and they threw those things away at the side of the bin bc they though they were supposed to act like that and did not figure out ppl could see how strange their bags were. Maybe the repetitive prayer was them learning to speak? But I feel like it’s a bit pushed

Not to burst your bubble, but that was supposed to be a young Tom Han

It's cute how he wasn't annoyed by his rambling either! Maybe cuz they're both men of logic and Jon takes pride in the fact he's a man of science. Sounded like Jon would've enjoyed talking to the guy outside of listening to his statement.

I mean with different context this could be modified into a cute comedy

@@someoneawesome8717 I mean even with the context I find this rather adorable. I'd have been using their ability to better teach them, bask in the best class ever. As a cardio student I found their sincere efforts to learn its mechanisms endearing.

@@clayxros576 it's heavily implied that they tortured and disected a human at their house...

@@purplecatloverrandompizza Maybe they wouldn't have if their teacher was *doing his job* and *teaching them.*

@@purplecatloverrandompizza Exactly! I don't know why everyone else finds them cute.

I agree, though it might also be the mindset the teacher had. Like, if he was more curious and nerdy hed likely have been way more excited at the bone morphing and beating heart. The kids even had the decency to clean up after themselves!!

and when their Physiology teacher commited suicide they left a note next to the body saying that the body should not be used for teaching. like at least they care enough to not want their professor's corpse to be used as a cavedier. Sure they're doing all this to lure people easier but still. awe.

@@kenken2982 I think the professor left that note himself, so that his corpse would never be utilized by someone like these guys for spooky reasons. Somehow I don't think these kids would ...know? about donating your dead body to science?

I think the reason they were cautious with the bone shifting and stuff might be because doing overly obvious stuff like that had driven their last teacher to suicide. Maybe they'd learned they needed to change their behaviour to preserve their teachers life/sanity. Of course if that's the case then they still have a long way to go in social practices and behaviours. Even if he had his eyes closed he could still hear them and was still incredibly disturbed, they didn't seem to understand that. Didn't even pick up on the reason he'd collapsed to his knees. Or cared.

@@kenken2982 Pretty sure it was the teacher themselves who left that note. They didn't want their body to be used by those "students"

Just teach them wrong, and hope the errors kill them.

The fun thing about creature lore is that it can be really funny if executed correctly. Example: What We do in the Shadows

@@alannahcrawford9351 THANK YOU!! I wish more people knew about that movie!!

A real scream ;)

What if they are genuinely curious and trying to be nice to the prof. kinda like Addams family?

Yea!!!

Can we share custody please ? I have a lot of experience with weird kid

understandable

Ha! Exactly what I was thinking, and I’m not even a teacher! I just hear a lot of horror stories from teaching.

They were so invested they went and did a vivisection outside of class. Extra credit.

I feel bad for the doctor. First shapeshifting students, then biting worms, I hope he ends up ok.

@@avet9413 HA! HAHAHAHAhahahhahah. Ha. The thought of someone ending up OK in TMA is funny to me.

@@KindlyGoatI mean considering the ending, there is a non zero chance that he’s alive atleast

Koro Moro OH SHIT

DSKDJRJFJ THIS HAS NO RUGHT BEING THIS FKING FUNNY

oh my god

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Why can I appreciate the humour whilst still being appalled?

I’m listening to both welcome to night vale and the Magnus archive back to back lol they are both so good. I do get some of the facts mixed up those. But wow I decided to listen to some weird stuff during quarantine, not that I’m complaining

Nah, normal everyday classroom in Night Vale would have more guns. And livelier. Shape shifters learning to human by attending human school would fit in Night Vale though. Cecil would find them charming, especially their attempts to figure out how the human heart beats, and encourage the townspeople to help these little guys on How To Human. ...One of the teachers will probably open up their own rib cage to show the shapeshifters their heart... Night Vale is weird 😂

Kitsune Tails25 Nightvale would be an interesting place to live in ngl

Imagine Jon and Cecil recording and talking about happenings together!

OH MY GOD JON AND CECIL🥺🥺 I feel like jon would be good friends with Carlos but think that cecil was endearingly crazy.

I would teach them morals and how to blink and smile and be angry and teach them about autism adhd so they can pretend that's why their emotions dont show well

Kaleidosaur 😂 thus makes me really happy because I was thinking the same thing

_seejanesart_ me too! glad i wasn’t the only one haha

I would be happy to teach them. But how they knew about appel tradition? Imagine them searching the internet ,, how to say thank you'' to a teacher or just watching tv and taking whatever they show at some show as basic knowledge

(*psst Blue jeans are what this species wears, right?) What? Cracked bones? *innocent eyes (Make notes, sometimes people fall over)

... oh thank god I'm not crazy. I can see it from two perspectives, the professor's, and my own if I was in that situation. I can see why it would be so deeply troubling to him... but at the same time, if these indeed were creatures trying to imitate how to be human, it's no good teaching them the wrong way, or not telling them what they were doing was wrong or right. you could sneak in some moral teachings into them, though they are supernatural after all, and seem to ONLY care about anatomy, so I think if you were to... take a deep breath, and just go face first into it, you may be able to get actual progress when it came to helping them become human. and maybe then... those poor people could be okay... either way, this is just what I would have LIKED to have done if I was in his position, though I have no idea how I would react due to the fact that 1) I've never had any teaching experience (I'm still a teenager) 2) this could be traumatizing to me if it directly happened to me, and 3) this is a supernatural story made up by a REALLY GOOD WRITER. anyway, just my dumb thoughts. :D

Fun fact: "fulana" in portuguese is an example name, usually used when trying to formulate a sentence which the names don't matter that much!

I can only add that Russian names are the combinations of the most commonly used names and surnames. They are often set as examples in blanks.

@@helenrayce1800 idk seems like Ivan Ivanov/Egorov would be more common

Oh my god I am so glad someone else picked up on this too!

I'm not Polish so correct me if I'm wrong but the transcript I found spells the name Novak with a v, not a w, which sounds more Czech or Slovakian to me (the point still stands, it's the most common-sounding name in cz I can think of). It's also a male name which I find hilarious since the shapeshifter obviously uses she/her pronouns. I choose to believe that the she didn't know about how names differ depending on gender, especially slavic ones, and just... took one she liked :D (Female variant would be Jana Nováková in Czech, id-really-k other countries)

that's so funny! we do the same thing in spanish -- Fulano de Tal (basically means "so-and-so"). spanish has so much arabic influence that even many native speakers have no idea about.

@@queenmaj6576 It's the same in portuguese!

Mustermann translates to "example man"

It's leaked into Spanish too. I can vouch for Juan Pérez as a generic name, but Fulano is another way to say the same thing.

ohhhhh, now the 'john doe' name makes sense! i never made the connection that they were all really generic names

oh definitely, but I'd still kill to have someone pay that much attention to what I'm saying and always show up on time for our meetings, and I'm not even a teacher

Definitely, but you know what, I support them

If they’re nice, let them. If they’re mean, Trevor the Vampirekiller will handle them

I wish he could bro that guy was the coolest motherfucker in this whole season

​@@thestranger4894Trevor has been dead for 14 years...

Yeah, that’s the reason I like the early seasons better than the later ones. The early seasons are more mysterious. As the overarching plot gets revealed, I get more and more impressed by the writer’s storytelling ability, but less afraid of the stories themselves because they’re more explained, and the “unexplained” part is largely what creeps me out.

Season 5 still freaks me out anyway 🤷

Thanks, I’m on my first listen of the whole series and now every time something spooky happens the phrase “huh. f u n k y” is gonna pop into my head 😂 It do be like that tho!

Can’t believe you didn’t mention John Doe

My Horror Academia

Angel i shouldn’t have snorted but here I am.

Magnus Witch Academia

Hey REAL HUMAN your report is late. I get that John Doe ate your lab heart but we do have models you can use. Besides I'm sure your classmates will let you borrow theirs. No not the ones they formed in their chest, yall dont know how it beats yet so it doesnt count.

Yes, actually, I belive all the names are the "John Doe" equivalent in different languages

Yeah Erika Musterman is the German equivalent. Although it doesn't make quite sense cause the female version of that would be Musterfrau. Frau means woman

@@fionnepskamp2994 the statement giver also called Jan Nowak a she and it's not the first mistake in the series of that type. but it's charming :) and i'm definitely glad they choose to mention other countries!

@@sixxisamagicnumber unfortunately the middle eastern one doesn’t work because Flan is literally just a place holder it’s not even a name like you wouldn’t fine someone called flan it’s a place holder

The funny thing is that apparently hospitals in the UK don't use standard placeholder names like John Doe anymore, so a British doctor probably wouldn't recognize them until it was too late.

Nicely put.

this was great! I would love to see a "What We Do In The Shadows (the movie, not the TV series)" styled short film or something that either has shapeshifters trying to be human or SOMETHING. I don't know, I think it could be really funny and even really sweet and adorable.

Ok, I’m not reading all that😊

Should they be sharp? I imagine you'd want them fairly blunt

@@mechengr1731 i have a minor deformity in my knees, it doesn't do much but my knees dislocate sometimes bc they're too flat (aka not sharp enough) to fit properly in the sockets.

They shouldn't be sharp at all. The bones should be smooth to allow for the smooth glide of the joint and protect the tendons for the muscles that attach around it.

I badly want to believe that the only reason they killed a guy is because they didn't know any better and that they also wouldn't have done it if their teacher had instructed them properly. I want to preserve my conception of them as adorable shapeshifter babies babies who just don't know how to human and are earnestly trying to learn so they can fit in.

HOLY SHITY WTF??

Proinsias Cassidy oh god, I love your answer and totally agree. Poor dears just wanted to learn how to behave in human society.

The true horror would be what they would do with the knowledge of porn. That would be... something. Something horrible

Jon’s little “oH gOoD lOrD” made me wheeze-

Edel brosnan inthink they would watch it, together, for purely academic reasons. Note-taking is required

Oh God they're gonna find hentai one day

Seeing them able to animate the heart honestly would have made me excited more than anything. Makes teaching them WAY easier cause the heart is so hard to visualize from pictures.

Nvm 0-0

He should have adopted them and taught them that doing that was a no no :D

The Good Place has convinced me that a good Ethics Professor is all this class needed. (I'm also convinced they wouldn't have kidnapped and dissected someone if the teacher didn't keep skipping classes, forcing them to take education into their own hands)

Nevermind

Nahuel Santos the scream was not them harming anyone it was them learning human behavior 😡😡 they are too sweet to ever cause harm

Come on, teach them manners ! Your children practice vivisection

Mine too!

i caught onto it the moment he said "john doe"! :D i felt so vindicated at the end

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Now, I consider myself a conscientious worker, and in all my years at King’s I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve called in sick, but when the time came for the next tutorial with this class, I had to stay home with a migraine. It wasn’t a lie, exactly, the thought of sitting there for another two hours with those staring, placid eyes gave me such a spell of anxiety that my brain felt like it was being stabbed with a shard of ice. I did have to teach them eventually, of course. I couldn’t avoid it forever. Re-entering that room, though… All of them were sat in the exact same positions, in the exact same clothes, their breathing deliberate and almost pointed. When Erika Mustermann - or was it Jan Novak? - said ‘Good morning’, the others followed suit, one by one, and I had to fight the urge to run. It struck me then that, despite how diverse their names were, none of them seemed to have any noticeable accent. Not that it did anything to reassure me. There was no-one else who could take the tutorials. Believe me, I did everything I could to try and find a replacement. Still, once I got used to their stares, their silence, and the fact that their questions were both specific and oddly basic - one of the Petrovs once asked me “How sharp are the knees meant to be” - I swear, it was just about tolerable. I’m a bit ashamed to admit it, but I came to terms with the fact that I didn’t care if they passed any exams, and that actually made the whole affair more manageable. I just did my best to stop caring. And then came our first of two sessions in the dissection room. We were looking at the skeleton. I had been dreading this. Given exactly how creepy and unsettling the students were just sat in a classroom, the idea of what they could do when given access to human remains made me feel quite nauseous. But I couldn’t bring myself to leave them there alone, so I went. It was even worse than I’d feared, seeing them stood there over the bits of cadaver. Their faces, normally so neutral, were alive with… what was it I saw? Excitement? Curiosity? Hunger? Whatever it was, it didn’t reach their eyes, still staring and blank. I went through the procedures with them and tried my best to keep the trembling out of my voice. When Fulan reached for a scalpel and started cutting into our samples, I felt faint. I was trying to keep an eye on everyone, but the dissection tables were arranged in a semi-circle around the lab, and each time I turned to face one of the students, I began to hear this cracking sound from whichever tables I wasn’t looking at. Like a snapping bone, or a ribcage being forced open. I’d turn back and see nothing untoward, just John or Erika or Juan or whoever it was, looking at me quizzically over distinctly unbroken bones. But it kept happening. Whenever I wasn’t looking, I heard the crunch and the crack of bone. I couldn’t ask about it. I knew the dead-eyed, mute stare they’d give me if I did, and I just couldn’t face that. Finally, I managed to position myself so that I could see what was happening behind me in the reflective edge of the metal table. It wasn’t much, but I could see a slightly warped image. It was Pavel, in this case. I saw him pick up a bone - a radius, I believe, from the forearm. He held it up next to his own arm, and then there came that snapping, crunching noise. I swear I saw his arm distend itself, the skin shifting as something inside changed and rearranged, until it matched the length of bone he was holding up to it. I tried not to react, not to make a noise at this mad impossibility that I saw. I couldn’t help it, though, and my legs gave out. I collapsed on the floor with a whimpering cry. None of them looked at me, none of them offered to help me up, none of them gave any reaction at all. I shut my eyes tight as that cracking sound began to come from every direction, as all seven of them began to change themselves. It went on for almost half an hour, until our allotted time in the lab ended. And then they left, walking past me, still sat helpless on the floor. As they did, each of them thanked me for the lesson as though nothing had happened. And I swear that every single one of them was taller than when they started. I started taking more sick leave after that. I avoided their tutorials as often as possible, and when I did go we largely just sat there in silence until one of them asked a question about human anatomy, which I would reluctantly answer. I know I should have just abandoned them entirely. If they were going to complain to anyone, they would have done it already. But even then, I was worried my colleagues might notice, and I really didn’t want to get a reputation as some absentee tutor. It didn’t help that a colleague of mine, Dr. Laura Gill, once expressed surprise on learning I’d been absent the day before, as apparently she’d passed by my teaching room and my anatomy class had just been sat there, waiting quietly. The thought of them politely filing into every tutorial, just sat there, blank and staring, whether I was there or not, just waiting… To be quite frank I think that bothered me almost more than being sat there with them. Still, I managed to largely avoid them until the 21st of March, when they had their second lab dissection. Hearts. I’m not an idiot. I was well aware of the sort of sinister nonsense that was likely to happen if I went, but I also knew by now that they would attend whether or not I was there. And to leave them in the lab unsupervised would be the sort of thing that would get me actually fired from my position. It was a rainy morning. I remember that, because I deliberately didn’t put up an umbrella. Something inside me was so dreading what was going to happen that the very act of opening umbrellas seemed pointless, as though my being dry couldn’t stop what was coming, then there was no reason not to get soaked. So I was dripping wet when I entered the lab, and my glasses had steamed up to the point where I could no longer see through them. When I wiped them clean, they revealed those seven blank faces, utterly unconcerned with my sodden state. Each had somehow got the heart laid out in from them on the dissection tray. I decided not to prolong it, and waved them to start. I don’t know what I expected. Maybe I thought they’d descend into some sort of feeding frenzy, but they didn’t. They just began to dissect the hearts, as any other class would, occasionally asking me polite questions. I was so taken aback at how normal the whole situation seemed to be that it took me some time to actually answer them. I did, though, and the first hour of the class almost put me at least a little bit at ease. The more I thought about it, the more it made sense. Maybe they were doing weird things to their insides, but if it was the heart, then I couldn’t see it and I couldn’t hear it. And I’d long since decided with this class, that if I couldn’t see or hear it, I didn’t care. Then Erika Mustermann held up her heart and looked at me. I began to get that sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach as she asked me “How does the heart pump blood?” I started to explain the biological mechanisms of the heart pumping, when she shook her head slowly and said, “What does it look like?” And then, when I didn’t answer, “Is it like this?” The heart in her hand began to spasm. Not like the regular, rhythmic pulse of a heartbeat, but like a balloon being rapidly squeezed at one end. Bits of it swelled and stretched and distorted seemingly at random, and blood began to flow haphazardly from the ventricles, dripping down Erika’s forearm and dribbling onto the floor.

I stood there speechless, staring at this horrible miracle, from when behind her I see Fulan raise his heart, saying, “That’s not what it’s like.” And blood starts to gush from all over his heart in tiny geysers, shooting in every direction. Soon each of them is holding a heart up, each pumping and throbbing differently, blood leaking, spurting out of them in a different way, a different nightmare. They wanted me to tell them which was right. [Nervous laugh] I don’t know how long I stared before I finally raised my hand to point at Jan Novak, who seemed to have the closest to an accurate impression of a regular human heartbeat. Then I turned and walked out of the lab. I spent the rest of the day sat in the staffroom, waiting for someone to come running in, screaming about the lab being full of blood. I expected questions I couldn’t answer and immediate termination. But nothing happened. No-one came. When I returned to the lab several hours later, there was no sign of any blood, except for the tiniest speck, dried into a tile crack in the corner. Unless that, that had been there before? I don’t know. My shoes were still speckled with blood, though, so I know I wasn’t hallucinating it. I checked with Dr. Gill, who confirmed that she could see the spots, though I neglected to tell her it was blood. I had no intention of inviting further questions. I missed the next three tutorials. I just stayed at home. But something wouldn’t let me just simply let it go. Finally, I made a decision. I wanted to see where they lived. I felt like I needed to, for some reason. Needed to see if they existed outside of my class, outside of my mind. I asked Elena and, irregular as it was, she gave me the address. It didn’t surprise me to find out they all lived in the same place. A semi-detached house on Kingsland Road in Newham. I’m afraid I don’t remember the number, and the details have disappeared from the college systems. The house itself was run down, as might have been expected, and I must have spent a good fifteen minutes just stood in front of it, waiting for the courage to approach. Finally, I knocked on the door. The wood was old and dry, and some flaked off under my knuckles. It opened immediately, and there stood Jan Novak. When she saw me, her mouth twisted into something I think was meant to be a smile. “Hello,” she said, “have you come to give us more lessons? We would like to learn about the liver.” Her eyes locked onto my abdomen. I was about to reply when a muffled scream of pain came from somewhere deep inside the house. It sounded ragged, like whoever was crying out had been gagged. I looked to Jan Novak, who showed no indication she had heard it, still staring at where I had taught her my liver would be. I ran, and she watched me go without moving. I did call the police, but they just told me that the house was currently unoccupied, and they’d found no evidence that there had been anyone present. I took great pains never to see the class again. I avoided all tutorials, and simply waited until the end of term. I haven’t seen them since. ARCHIVIST That’s it? DR. ELLIOTT Not quite. There was one other thing. When I went to the classroom shortly after what should have been their final tutorial, I found something on the desk. It was an apple. Next to it was a handwritten note that said “Thank you for teaching us the insides”. I burned the note, just in case. ARCHIVIST And the apple, did you… eat it? DR. ELLIOTT Do I look like an idiot? Of course not! I cut it in half, first, to check if it was… off. ARCHIVIST And? DR. ELLIOTT Human teeth. Inside were human teeth arranged in a smile. Here, I brought you the two halves to see for yourselves. ARCHIVIST Oh good lord! That’s… DR. ELLIOTT Deeply unpleasant, yes. You can keep it, if you want. As proof. ARCHIVIST We do not want it. I’m afraid it isn’t really proof. Someone could have stuck those teeth in after the apple had been cut. DR. ELLIOTT [Somewhat distressed] You think I would do that?! ARCHIVIST I didn’t say you would, I just said it was enough of a possibility that I don’t think your… tooth apple has a place in our artefact storage. Also, it is technically medical waste. DR. ELLIOTT Fine. I’ll dispose of it myself. Now, is there anything else you want me? ARCHIVIST No, this should do. We’ll investigate and get back to you if we find anything. Statement ends. [CLICK] The first thing about this statement that makes me dubious is that it comes from a fellow academic. Historic and prestigious as the Magnus Institute is, there are still many within the sphere of higher education that do not grant it the respect it deserves, and some have been known to make false statements as ill-conceived jokes. Another mark against the veracity of the statement is the names of the students. A quick Internet search reveals ‘Erika Mustermann’ as the official German placeholder name, similar to the English, well, the English name ‘John Doe’. The same is true the other names, ‘Juan Pérez’ is the generic name of choice in most Spanish speaking countries, ‘Fulan al-Fulani’ in the Middle East, et cetera. It seems strange to me that Dr. Elliott would fail to take note of this. Still, Tim made contact with Elena Bower in the King’s administration office, and while she couldn’t find any actual records of them in the system, she does remember them being there, and confirms that she assigned them to Dr. Elliott last year. She could be in on it, of course, but Tim seems to believe her. There’s also the matter of the teeth. I stand by my assessment that there is no evidence they were placed there by supernatural means, but it does seem an awfully long way to go for a bad joke. In the end, we did send them off to a dental specialist, but they weren’t able to tell us much beyond the fact that they all seemed like healthy adult teeth, and most of them appeared to come from different people. There’s not much more we can do to follow this up, without dedicating additional time we can’t afford. The only other lead was Sasha’s discovery that, early last year, Dr. Rashid Sadana took his own life. There’s no direct connection, except that he taught the Anatomy, Physiology and Pathology for Complementary Therapies course at St. Mary’s University, and the only note found near the body simply read “NOT TO BE USED FOR TEACHING”. End recording.

Im really appreciative of these !!

I really appreciate your appreciation!

I appreciate you posting the transcripts ❤ whenever I don't understand something I just scroll down the comments until I see your familiar picture haha, allows me to avoid spoilers that way

Honestly could just be a purely biologically weird species. Not exactly paranormal, just giant sacks of goo trying to be more human to fit in properly.

Im assuming its hive anyway. This seems like some shit hive would do

And they actually appreciated it!! I love how grateful they were.

Mexican here, when I heard "Juan Perez" I thought "Why do they gave him such a basic ass name? lol" then was relieved to hear that was the whole point XD

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