The Mario Kart Stalker 

Connor hasn’t been this funny/not depressed in a minute this might be his comeback

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like stalking my ex because I miss her

standing in a starbucks until someone says Hi is the new twitch meta

no wonder conrad was so quiet during the chuckle sandwich podcast lol

Your stream edits are always paced insanely well conar

being a fan of connoreatspants is like spending 20 minutes to watch a 11 minute long video

Of course he uploads more and it's only the streams where I barely chat

Connor knows what Glasgow is now. Poor guy

ConnorOG the 🐐 of editing

as soon as he mentioned the yusshy i couldnt stop looking at it

This was a good one

Wow it’s so crazy fishstick from fortnite is stalking you

We are Fishstick.

Connor not to be para social or anything but im curious what you look like can you please do a face reveal

irl stream idea: he gets mailed USPS

W video Connor we are so back

Good video Connor! Unironically

2:45 "picking excite bike is just absurd" says the guy on baby park, the worst mario kart track ever

being a fan is like aaarsragagagagragaggahhrrrrg uurgaaahahhaa...... *foams at the mouth*

hooray new connor post !

1:25 fun fact the haunted mansion movie was original planned to release two weeks after Halloween. Edit. I’m pretty sure they released it in July so it can release on Disney+ in time for Halloween. Kinda bad though because they would’ve made more money off of people seeing it for Halloween

W video editing

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being Fishstick

its genuinely really nice to see connor say pro trans stuff. especially when its actually funny and not just him saying "gay rights :)!" because a dono asked him to (ever other streamer does this and its so annoying) i know its just a joke but it means a lot to me

love me watching an unlisted video

I touch my self to your videos

Yoooooooo! love ya Conar

Mario kart

they put family guy cutaways in connoreatspants

Do love vaccination. My guy gives me the real shit💯💯

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like sitting down with Hunter Biden as he tries to connect his laptop to the local Starbucks’s wifi

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like believing the devils behind the truth

my goat

You love to see it.

Boing

i love fistsick

It is truly an honor to finally get the recognition I so rightfully deserve

Why he hate splatoon

Being a fan of Connor eats pants is like being a fan of of libertarian politics

Excite bike is baby park for boring people or people who think they are too good for baby park. They are the same except one is just bigger. I know every excite bike fan will say "oh but the hill placement is random so it is cool because you will get a different track every time" NO it is not cool the track is way too boring to notice and you will probably just trick every hill anyway. At least baby park has that fear that someone three laps behind you will get a bullet bill or a star and just ruin everyone's day, baby park at least has chaos. Excite bike has none of that and i don't even like baby park but it is still more fun than excite bike. Excite bike fans grow up and pick an actual course where the biggest challenge isn't just shaking the controller every second and turning right (although in this game there aren't many really challenging courses you could still pick one that has character).

martin kart stalker

watching connor in bed with my girlfriend while shes asleep

I thought this was mario kart wii for like half the video thats how bad you are at this game

Connor can I play MK with you? I’ll gift 50 twitch subs

Go get vaccinated

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is kind of underrated.