He Jin: “Man, I hate those sneaky, lying, cheating eunuchs. Hey warlord, Yuan Shao. What should we do?” Yuan Shao: “Kill them all.” He Jin: “right on.” Empress Dowager He aka He Jin’s sister: “you can’t kill the eunuchs, They’re a vital part of this Empire’s governance. And also they paid me a lot of money to say that about them.” He Jin: “Aw, c’mooon.” Empress Dowager He aka He Jin’s sister: “No!” He Jin then invites Dong Zhuo and his troops to “convince” the Empress Dowager to the Capital, Luoyang. Eunuch 1: “Hey guys, I heard a rumor that He Jin was planning on killing us.” Eunuch 2: “Then why don’t we kill him first.” Then the eunuchs killed He Jin after luring him with a fake letter from the Empress Dowager. The murder then was witness by Yuan Shao, the other warlords and some of their troops. Yuan Shao: **witnessed the death of He Jin** “Kill them all.” (An Oversimplified reference.)
Excellent video, as always. You should do one on Mi Heng....That guy was friggin hillarious. He basically trolled the hell out of Cao Cao cuz he didnt want to work for him...He did stuff like came to court naked, or beat a drum during their "silent time" and more. The guy was a genious, so Cao Cao REALLY wanted his service, but he ended up pissing off Cao Cao and got himself executed. Would make for a more comical, light hearted video, at least till the end haha!
