The Matrix: Reloaded Pitch Meeting 

Being 1st is super easy, barely......

"I just write things down and people film it." So true...

"They're in love because they keep telling us they are." Action movie romances in a nutshell

"Superman..." "What?" "Sorry, Jesus..." "What?!" "Sorry, Neo..."

*"Then he does a backflip snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day"* Kinda feels, this line was created for this movie

"I guess they're programmed for couple's drama. I don't know what's going on." was the best.

Screen Rant: "Mind if we hop on your back while you carry this channel?" Ryan: "Yeah, hop all the way on that thing."

One of my fav lines: "why is that?" "because" "fair enough"

“Neo meets the creator of the Matrix, Colonel Sanders.” “What?”

"Oh, wow, the stakes are so low that I feel nothing". Kill us now. 😂😂😂😂😂

4:57 "Have you heard of 'God'? He's God now" "Oh, I have heard of God, yeah" I'm crying

"The stakes are so low, I feel nothing."

“I just write things down and people film them.” “Oh, neat!”

I have to say, George's performances have only improved over the years.

We made the perfect standalone movie with the first one. This one is totally unnecessary. Actually, our finance team says this is totally necessary. Truth.

Tbh the scene in the mansion that transitions into the car chase is one of my favorite action sequences of all time

“I want everybody to know that I know those words!”

“Have you heard of God? Yeah, he’s that guy.”

Turning Neo into a Superman Jesus is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

3:40 "Can he just step back through the doorway and be somewhat closer?" I can't believe I never thought of that

I always thought this was the fight version of a musical. Instead of breaking from song to speak for a little bit, they broke from fighting

So, the Architect built the Matrix. What's he going to do? "He is going to talk. He's going to talk so much... and using fancy words like Ergo." I always thought the Architect was like a pretentious college Prof. who likes to use fancy words to show how smart he is but is really just full of it.

Please make a Alice in Wonderland pitch meeting, only so you can say "oh, rabbit holes are tight".

In the new Matrix movie, agent Smith finally kills Neo in the opening act. Then he grows old, raises a family and sends Trinity emails to stop the new Termin... _uh..._ Agents!

Agent Smith was "freed" when Neo scrambled his code at the end of the first movie. But when Smith was rebooted, his program was now a computer virus, as an ironic call-back to Smith comparing humans with a virus. Instead of an Agent's standard Possession ability, Smith was now able to endlessly replicate himself, taking over both virtual body contructs of plugged-in humans as well as other programs. And sending Neo the earpiece sent the message, "I, Smith, am now unplugged from the machines' collective mind."

I know people take a crack at the CGI in this movie but i feel meta wise, it adds to it. Like... the fight is so badass, the game cant load all the textures

Two movies were filmed back to back, surprised they didn't reference that. "The movie will be four hours long." "Or we could split it in two to make more money." "Splitting one film into two is tight." Lol 🤣

3:55 "So Superman swoops in and saves the day." "What." "Sorry, Jesus." "what." "Sorry, Neo." "Oh ok."

“Why does he use fancy words like that?” “Well, because I want everyone to know that I know those words.” I had that exact conversation with someone who read a story idea of mine.

The only time I click a screen rant video lol 😂

I already wanna see the *"Revolutions"* part 🤔

"Why didnt he fly away in the first place?" I always asked myself the same question lol now I know the answer

"Actually no" "Why" "Because..." 😂 got me in tears

I laughed so hard at "our finance team says it's very necessary - oh well they do call the shots" 🤣🤣

“Have you heard of God? .... he’s God now”

That's one of the things that bothered me about the sequels. Neo was so powerful that he was rarely ever in danger and it encouraged the other characters to be that way, too. You didn't feel as though they were fighting for their lives and it just removed that threat.

“Superman I mean Jesus” “Oh he’s God now” 😂😂😂

The story of cinema: “We figured the sequel is unnecessary, but then money, so....”

"Kind of suspicious of you to specify that unprompted."

“That sounds like a good Part 1!” “Well technically it’s Part 2.” “Well yes but also absolutely not.”

"Neo is way too powerful" Is that the reason he barely appears in the third film? ^^

PITCH MEETING FOR TOMMY WISEAU'S "THE ROOM." NOW!

Me: I'm gonna buy some games to get through quarantine Bank account: ofcourse but also absolutely not

Doing Pitch Meetings for the John Wick movies would be TIGHT!

Make a keanu reeves actor pitch meeting

So what's Zion like? "It's a big cave that looks like hell and everyone has sweaty raves in it." "Cave Raves are tight"

In the MATRIX REVOLUTIONS pitch meeting... Writer: "Yeah, so Matrix: Reloaded wasn't the critical success that people had hoped. It seems that we made it to complicated. We abandoned the premise set up by the first film to rescue people who aren't aware that they're in the Matrix." Producer: "You're so right! So, you're going to go back to the basics and make the story less complicated and more like the first film?" Writer: "No. Not at all!" Producer: "Wait. What?" Writer: "In the third film, we're going to make the story even more complex, hard-to-follow and, well, filled with deus ex machina." Producer: "Why?" Writer: "Well, if it doesn't work the second time, do it again -- but with better special effects." Producer: "Sweet."

"I just write things down and people film them." Love it.

Plz do a pitch meeting for “The Never Ending Story”!

Executive=="How did Neo and Trinity fall in love again?" Writer== "By being the Male and Female protagonists." Executive=="Very Romantic"

"I just write things down and people film them." LOL! So many great lines in this one!

I just can't get enough of these and don't know how you resist having one of the characters exclaim; "I love it!" only to have their hopes immediately dashed on the rocks. False people in empty suits say that all the time. Keep up the great work!

"why", "because", "that works" = my favorite line of all time!!! I only wish it happened in every pitch meeting!!! it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience

-Wait he can control things outside of the matrix now? -Yeah have you heard of god? He's god now -Oh I have heard of god

Can I just say that these pitch skits are comedy genius. SNL would love to have 1% of this contents quality.

"I just write things down and people film them." Corporate movie making in a nutshell. Delightful.

"It's going to go on for a while" is definitely the theme of this movie.

Ryan please, I’m stuck in isolation and I need more of these videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I don't know what's going on." LOL!

00:24 "cave raves are tight" Ryan, u get me every time. Lmao. Wow wow wow wow, wow.

Pitch Meeting: What we need now more than ever. Oh, and toilet paper. We really need that.

Everybody gangsta till something is super easy, barely an inconvenience

"'Agent Smith can travel through phones and take over people's flesh and blood in the real world?' 'Exactly!' 'How's that going to work?' 'Oh, I just write things down and people film them.' ' Neat!'" 😂😂😂 Some of the best stuff you've done! I'd still really like to see you "Pitch" The Butterfly Effect with Ashton Kutcher.

"I guess they're programmed for couples drama" Lost it here 🤣

How did they fall in love in love in the first movie? By being the Male and female protagonist Ooh very romantic

“Oh I just write things down and people film them” Every screenwriter’s dream

"Hows that gona work?" "Oh I just write things down and people film them" "Oh Neat!" I can't argue with that logic

Ryan has helped me get over my movie addiction...completely xd

3:55 "Superman swoops in and saves the day" "What?" "I mean Jesus" "What?" "I mean Neo" Couldn't stop laughing at that

WATCHING THIS WAS EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE.😅😅😐 DUE TO QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN 🧱👨🏿‍🦱

"Actually it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." I don't know how that line cracks me up in each and every video but it always delivers!

"Oh I just write things down and people film them." That's what's wrong with today's Star Trek, Star Wars.

"Because I want everybody to know that I know those words"

Making a pitch meeting about the Mortal instruments: city of bones would be TIGHT

It's interesting that he uses an appropriate background (typewriter for 70s, CRT for 80s and 90s, LCD thereafter) and the switch from Matrix to Reloaded is the switch from CRT to LCD.

You should reboot all your pitch videos prior to end of 2018, and add this extra attitude, smirk and smile on your face, yo make those videos standout more and be like this one, which complete changes how these pitches are, making them more hilarious and entertaining. This one of the matrix is the best!

Finally, a new pitch meeting! (Let's face it... without Ryan, this channel's sub-count would plummet)

I hope these two adhere to the safe distance of 2m from each other.

This is my personal favorite. Great timing. Perfect humor. And the material sells itself.

Most of this rant is and was explained perfectly and makes sense...

'iTs GoNnA gO öN foR a WhiLe' -MATRIX RELOADED in a nutshell.

"Whats he gonna do?" "He's gonna talk. He's gonna talk so much!" LMAO!

I still can't believe that you haven't made a pitch meeting for Superman the movie

I love the subtle extra wow in wow, wow, wow when talking about more Agent Smiths.

Last time I was this early I actually had a decent amount of toilet paper

The density of the the witty-ness in this one is TIGHT! Ripping on this one almost seems too easy, BARELY an inconvenience!

Ryan, these seriously crack me up, I just found them and binged through all of them during quarantine. A I think would be really good for this would be “Oh brother where art thou?” Its one of my favorites.

I’ve watched about 25-30 pitch meetings before this one and this is the best and funniest one lmfaooo 🤣🤣

Ryan: "It literally looks like hell" Me: "he did not just insult -" *looks at screen*"- Oh."

Morpheus: "What if I told you that dodging bullets will be super easy, barely an inconvenience?"

I keep accidentally using your catch phrases, the other day I asked my husband to get totally off of my back, he was confused 😂.

Ryan: I bet it’s gonna be hard coming up with a slew of catchy catchphrases that fans will NEVER EVER get tired of hearing. Also Ryan: Actually, it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience…

"Have you heard of God? He's God now" 😂

In defense of this film, the reason agent Smith was able to inhabit a flesh and blood person in Zion, and the reason Neo could stop sentinels with his mind in the real world, is because originally, the twist in the third film was going to be that what the rebels thought was the real world was a Matrix within a Matrix meant to control the people that reject the programming. But in the third film they dropped that reveal and retconned it to ruin. Now it's a plot hole instead of an ingenious set up.

these pitch meeting are by far the best content on youtube

Hey Ryan, would you do a Pitch Meeting for the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, similar to how you did entire Harry Potter franchise in one Pitch Meeting video?

Title: The Matrix Me: "welcome to this place that we all call earth" lol💀

Without the proper corresponding key, Neo's only option is to fly to the city from the French Dude's house in the mountain. This is the second time I've seen people not understand the whole point of introducing the keymaker and the keys. The keymaker uses keys to make a shortcut between two places with a corresponding door. These shortcuts are limited, only one shortcut key works on it's matching door and will always take them to the same destination (This is why they need to use a specific door in order to get to the architect) After the key is used to open a shortcut, if the key is removed from the door, and the door is closed, reopening it without a key will take you where the door originally goes. You can tell when doors are acting as shortcuts, because one side of the door doesn't match the other side. So, it is shown that the French dude's wife uses a key in the back room of the restaurant to teleport to their home, which is in the mountains. Once the fighting starts, the French dude leaves through the same door he entered, taking him back to the restaurant, but when Neo reopens the door, it is shown they are on a mountain top. It happens again, when the Keymaker urges Trinity and Morpheus to use a door he is opening with a key, which becomes a shortcut back to the city. Once through the door he tells them to shut the door, because it will close the shortcut, which is why the one Twin jams their arm into the doorway, to stop them. Once through the door, the twin slams it in Neo's face, so the door will similarly revert back to opening outside of the French dude's home in the mountains.

This has got to be one of the best ones so far

"Superman swoopes in and saves the day" What? "I mean jesus" What? "I mean goku" What? "I mean OnePunchMan" What? "I mean John Wick" What? "I mean Deus Ex Machina" What? "I mean Batman with prep time" What? "I mean Neo"