The Men Tell NOTHING - The Bachelorette WEEK 8 RECAP Gabby & Rachel's Season (The Men Tell All) 

And apparently there are a bunch of conditions if the audience members want to claim their free cruise. Life changing!

cannot believe abc conned us into watching a two-hour bachelorette themed ad with little unrelated ads sprinkled in between

This might have been the worst episode I've ever seen from this franchise. The ads were insane. It just SCREAMED that they need cash, and BAD

Peter: Excuse me? Victoria: Excuse you what? My all time favorite clip from the Bachelor. Love it.

A season full of crying, cancelled ceremonies, untold or resolved issues/stories, unknown bachelors, etc..!!! …. And we truly get a MEN TELL NOTHING …. Yeah lets not have high expectations anymore

Your editing KILLS ME. I’m cracking up in the 1st minute every single time.

why bother to give Nate such a golden edit when you've got lactose-intolerant god Ethan right there

I've been on a cruise. It did not change my life forever. This Tell All gets an F-

Wow Aven''s dad sounds like he was officiating a wedding already.

So glad I don't have to waste 2 hours of my life on this. Thanks for taking one for the team, fantake!

Loved Ethan telling Roby off! "Scram Wizard!" 😂😂

I have no idea how you are able to find the perfect scenes from other shows and movies. You have a true talent.

My favorite part of the MTA was the genuine look of "oh god, not this again" From Jesse when Meatball was getting sauced, again. I think I am beginning to warm up to Jesse as a host.

The most genuine man l saw this Season was Tyler!

What I think should’ve happened is Gabby’s hometowns in one episode and Rachel’s hometowns in another (Monday and Tuesday). If I’m not mistaken the fantasy suite dates will be split into two episodes. If Hayden and Chris had attended the MTA I’m sure one or both would’ve gotten a hot seat and Tyler definitely should’ve gotten one as well. Or assuming he did get one it shouldn’t have been cut. I would’ve preferred to see that instead Billy Eichner and that other dude.

“Have some balls, meatball,” is my favourite quotable.

This was way more entertaining than what we had to watch last night lol 😂 😂

Anyone notice how fake the girls’ smiles looked as they were closing out the show and talking about the possibility of two engagements? They definitely didn’t look like two happy Bachelorettes to me, it felt really weird watching them stand there as Jesse was talking about how exciting the end of their journey was.

You are such a breath of fresh air and a really talented entertainer. Turning this particularly sh*t show into so many laughs. I never watch the ‘real’ show any more. Thanks for doing what you do so damn well !! 🙏🏼☮️💜🙏🏼

I did not know Tarzan’s name was Jacob for the ENTIRE. SEASON. I called him Tarzan the whole time. That is just how much staying power this group of men had.

I wish Ethan got more screen time

We could have watched the rose ceremony 5 times instead of ADS!! Thank you for being you, my free therapist on a crappy day! Cheers from Qc!

THANK YOU! My husband and I were yelling at the T.V. the whole commercial...I mean episode. Fool me once...

This could have been an amazing season if they just had Gabby as the bachelorette. I’m still really mad they did this to them. Just a ridiculous and demeaning thing to do to these two women.

The Parks and Rec reference at the top is one of the funniest things you’ve ever done. I forgot about how amazing that clip is and it’s the best comparison.

“Excuse you what” always gets me😂😂😂

the cutaway gags from Parks and Rec, etc were especially great today

The Men tell All, aka one huge advertisement billboard.

100% on your take on Nayte. It's just too long to be hiding both your non monogamy and your child.

The worst “ Men Tell All”, in the history of this franchise. From beginning to end a complete train wreck. Not sure if it’s ABC or the producers who are to blame, but as a loyal fan of the franchise since the beginning it is really disappointing the direction it has been taking. I’m still tuning in so I can watch great recaps like this one.

I haven’t t even watched the video yet but am already dying over the title. “The Men Tell Nothing” very apt; Fantake, very apt🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

I thought it was me. I gave up n went to bed n figured I would get the scoop from you. So glad I didn’t force myself to stay up.

I bet Chris Harrison is laughing his ass off because this show has turned into a giant turd

Bachelor fantake your edit ,and jokes always save the show for me you are the best😂❤

The title made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

I'm glad you mentioned Logan's COVID situation. I felt bad for him that no one asked him about or mentioned his recovery. Especially knowing how much he wanted a chance with Gabby.

This show has gone downhill big time!! Rachel didn't seem happy maybe trying to throw us off. The whole meat ball thing was so cringe I'm finding myself more annoyed with this show than entertain at this point 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️.

Rachel said in a interview that Spencer shocked her the most but he barely said anything let alone to Rachel so there might be some drama they didn't air

This felt unwatchable live 🥀🙈 ty for the recap!!

I have never seen an episode of the Bachelor, I don’t even think they televise it in my country, I’m only here for your edits please never stop

When did paradise start filming.. is it possible were they trying to fast track Logan to paradise for the sake of time on this season and he agreed to basically leave without being more problematic to avoid being “Wrong reasons” on paradise

Rachel's wide eyed terror every time the guy starts to talk is really difficult for them to edit out. She looks like she bracing herself every time. I'm always so happy that I skip these every season

Oh my gosh, Chris. I’m 4.5 mins in and have already been laughing my butt off and shared this recap with a few friends. I didn’t think it could be done. I did not think there could exist - a recap that would be remotely entertaining but you have already knocked it out of the park. I’m going to savor the remaining 10 mins of this video. Last night was a total waste-- until now! You redeemed it!

"Hold your nose, I just farted Chinese food." - Gabby 2022 💖

This was the WORST! I suffered through it in the hope it would get better. And because I’m in New Zealand a lot of the ads didn’t play here… but my god it was bad enough as it was!

***clapping at how freaking accurate and funny this video is*** thank you good sir

1) Speaking of Peter Weber, I’m not enthusiastic about Victoria F. going to Paradise. She was part of too much drama on his season and she was only kept because Peter wanted a fantasy suite with her 2) Roby making a HUGE push for paradise. Also I don’t like the Malfoy look 3) The constant ad announcements on the tell-all were annoying

Rachel‘s first hometown was Avan, although it appeared as the last. Meeting Tino‘s family was the last hometown. I don’t remember if it was Zack or Tyler whose hometown was after Avan’s. Regardless, it wasn’t taped in the order that we saw it.

Aven’s family is LOVELY. And I don’t get Rachel at all. When Tino told her his feelings, she didn’t look happy. When Aven did, her smile was gigantic. Why then are you going to inevitably pull a Michelle and not pick the guy that seems more stable?

Yeah, that Nate edit really makes him shine. Definitely gives bachelor vibes. I hope not. Nate annoys me. Too many holes in his story. I would go with Ben before Nate. Or Rodney. Or Andrew. I saw the headline this morning about the big announcement. I read it. I rolled my eyes. The show is getting shameless in EVERYTHING. As always, love your videos Fantake!!

Such a good example of how you can ask serious and hard questions without being jerks.

I could be wrong but just wanted to share my thoughts. From the timeframe of the relationships they were in, he was dating two women at one time in the same way that SO many other people do. It would be bad if he was exclusive with either of them, but he WASNT. And I feel like people aren’t understanding that. He was dating both of them, but by the time he became exclusive with one he was not seeing the other. Should he have been more forthcoming ? For sure. But he shouldn’t be villainized for such a thing. As for the thing with his daughter, considering how quickly he told woman #2 about her, I believe him when he says that the situation with #1 was unstable and he didn’t want to bring his daughter into it. If he’s fine with telling everyone except this one girl about his kid, then I’m very inclined to believe that he had a reason for that. And the fact that everyone has nothing but good things to say about him speaks volumes. Overall, he definitely should have been more forthcoming, and if the relationship was that unstable he should have left. But at the end of the day, he can choose who to introduce his daughter to. And yes he didn’t do things perfectly. But people acting like he’s so awful for dating two women are so annoying & such hypocrites. Seriously. IRL it’s normal to date multiple people until you find a partner to be exclusive with. Yes HE SHOUOD HAVE COMMUNICATED BETTER but he didn’t cheat on anyone. Even woman #1 admits they weren’t exclusive at that point. Some criticisms are valid but some of you need to get off your high horse. I like Nate fine, and think he’s a good enough guy. But what bugs me the most is everyone’s hypocrisy and treating Nate like he’s horrible and irredeemable. God forbid someone on the bachelor not be 100% perfect all the time in life.

The only Eye 👀👀👀 Candy 🍬 is Aven!!! I will pass the Whole Season but Bachelor Fantake, you keep this Season interesting!!! 🤔

I was SO glad that I was out while this was live and I just watched the taped version and I could skip SO much of it. Your recap (as always) was perfect. I. Love. Ads.

Your recaps just keep getting better and better!! SO hilarious and SPOT on 🤣 I had the same thought of "how do they not have time for the rose ceremony but plenty of time for lots of ads"... And your explanation of who each guy is.. "Draco Malfoy, no clue who this is, may or may not have covid etc etc" 🤣🤣 So funny!! Thanks for keeping us laughing and entertained!

Things I need to vent about from the episode: 😂 -Last week's episode was the best of the season. This week was the worst. -Aven deserved better than getting his hometown paired with the worst episode ever. -Zero interest in watching "bros." -Someone else going on a cruise isn't life changing for me. Even if I went on a free cruise it isn't life changing. -Aven's hometown was actually filmed first, so anything that makes it look like it took place last from the episode is frakenbiting. -Chris and Hayden didn't "choose" to not come. Production let them skip. They're under contract so production could have forced them to come if they wanted to. -The paradise promo was the only thing worth watching but as far as promos go it wasn't that great and honestly spoiled a LOT. (Which doesn't make a ton of difference for me because I always look at reality Steve spoilers but STILL.)

I watched it on my DVR and it shows where all the commercials are and they’re more than an hour together. Still blows my mind that people watch tv like this

I haven’t laughed this much in awhile! You nailed this one, B.F!

This was by far the worst tell all ever.

There’s really an office reference for everything lmao😂

I used to love the MTA and WTA because it felt less produced and we got to see more of the contestants real personalities. Definitely no longer the case. This was boring, over-produced, and, yes, mostly an infomercial. I hate myself for having watched.

Fantake, your tv show references are unmatched. I love your channel.

Your recap videos are absolutely amazing!!! I wonder the same things!! Lmao you’re great!! Thank you for doing these videos!! ❤️❤️❤️

THANK YOU! Great analysis! You said everything I was thinking.

I just love you and your videos. You put up with the ads so we don’t have to and I thank you for that. The best part is, though, you making me die laughing as you say what we’re all thinking!

your editing is just pure gold. at this point, its the only reason i still watch the videos lol

Hope this show never ends.. I would miss the recaps.. they always bring me joy.thx fantake

fantake, i think you've outdone yourself with this one. i laughed out loud almost the entire time! :)

I think what’s so upsetting about this season is that they have 2 incredible leads and an amazing group of guys but production is still managing to screw it up.

They could have just split the hometowns into two episodes and have a 1/2 hour MTA

Seriously one of the most disappointing and boring tell alls ever. Also, I’m just saying that if I was dating a guy for 18 months and he never told me about a child, I would find that disrespectful. He wouldn’t have to go into details or have me meet his child, but if I wasn’t ready to date someone with a child and that information was kept from me, I’d be pretty upset.

Wow! Thanks for the hard work!

I love your recaps…..so Awesome!!! You call out everything I felt like your thoughts on all the guys and the ads…./ the guys that apologized didn’t do much but since they didn’t have a lot of drama…except with Hayden but they couldn’t get him to come in to get ripped apart …..which he deserved but he was smart…./ thanks for all your funny inserts !!! Way better then those freaking ads….LOL

The editing in this was truly special. Excellent work!

Logan impressed me tonight! Also when roby yells and Ethan and Spencer almost loses it is cracking me up 6:45

Thanks for making me laugh every week!

Dating multiple women at the same time, hiding your daughter for more than a year, love bombing... Is that the guy they want as the Bachelor? If that's the case, I won't be watching.

At no point did I think I’d ever see a Report of the Week clip in a Fantake video, and I am delighted!

So glad I watched your recap first this time 😆 you're saving me from the 2 hours watch of commercials. Thank you 😁

hahaha the perfect parks & rec incorporation with Billy Eichner 🤣 thank you for this recap and for saving me from the ads

The whole bro's thing was so dumb. I kept wondering why they let them take over the show. 🤷‍♂️ What a mess that episode turned out to be.

Your reviews are so very good

Your editing is unreal 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

i know logan probably left for an entirely different reason, but *puts on tinfoil hat* when they didn't mention him having covid and then slipped in the fact that he'll be on paradise, it made me wonder if that's why he left? like, he was more interested in being on paradise than he was being with gabby, but they didn't want to give him the villain edit for his exit (because they want us to root for him & whoever he gets with on BIP) so they just said he had covid and had to leave.

LOVE LOVE LOVE this recap!! 😆

Thank you for your service 🙏🏻

omg i can't wait for your paradise preview breakdown!!!

Lol your caption is so funny ... I always look forward to your videos

This was such a sad Bach Tell All!!!! Gabby and Rachel over and over deserved better. And all the ads make me think all the people worked big on this franchise think they need a pay raise!!! As always your recap was great… though there was nothing to share. I hope they get the show straightened out or I cannot see waisting time watching it!!! I too will just watch your recaps!!! 💖😊

I had a feeling that this "Tell All" would be especially mind numbing. Thank you for the hilarious recap!

they must be hurtin for $$ this year if they need to do this many ads LOLLLL

I'm sooo glad I didn't bother watching the MTA. I came straight here for the recap, I knew it'd be everything I needed 😆 Thank you for your always stellar vids.

I wish they had had Tyler’s hometown in the ep instead, at least pretend Aven has a chance!

That was a hilarious recap and very spot-on!

You made this fun. Thanks. I agree with you. The show was awful. Simply awful. I did love the moment Gabby stood up for herself with Mario. But really? Ads? Saying while looking directly into the camera: “Life changing news”. Really? I would love a free cruise but it wouldn’t change my life. If this is how they treat viewers, how bad do they treat the contestants?

A personal highlight for me is hearing the names you give all the guys for the season 🤣

So glad I started watching this one 45 minutes in so I could skip all the ads- both inside the show and the actual commercials. And I still caught up to live before the end. Ridiculous ABC!!!

Well done! 👏

The cruise ship business has been on life support since Covid.

The Parks and Rec pulls were spot on and hilarious! More Billy E!!!