And I stood there with my fumb out and he stung he he stung it and he grabbed onto it, it was like he was makin love to it with each sting. In n out, in n out, more n more. OHH THE PUS, THE PAIN,THE BLACK VOODOO, THE WET JIGSAW PUZZLE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENIN, OHH FOR DAYS, I WAS IN A TRACE, BUT WHEN I CAME TO, THERE IT WAS, LIKE A FLESHY MARACA, A FUMB OF GIGANTIC PROPORTION, I MIRACLE I SAID, A MIRACLE, YOU'RE A TRUE WIZARD, HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YA? He said to me, 500 euros. 500 EUROS!? YOU WONT SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAAG, SO I RAISED MY FUMB UP TO SMASH HIS TINY SKULL IN, I COULD SEE IT IN HIS LITTLE INSECT FACE, I COULD SEE HIM THINKIN, OHHH I CREATED THAT MONSTA, I CREATED THAT FUMB AND NOW IT'S KILLIN ME, MY OWN BEASTLY CREATION, KILLIN ME DEAD, THE SWEET IRONY. I think he was sayin that, although it was a long time ago and in hindsight, he could've just been shittin himself.
“Even me own motha would reel back in horror like an anaconda, ‘OOOHHHHH(in a tremblesque voice)wha’ is it?! Ge’ it ow of here....it’s tiny...it’s ‘orrible...it’s revol’in ’...”
That is easily the best monologue I've ever heard in my life, back then and even now. Funny part is I looked this episode up to show someone where the executioner's voice in disenchantment is from lol
I'm adamant the only reason the Hitcher character exists is because Noel had one of those limited edition polo shaped polo packs and taped it on as a monocle as a spur of the moment thing.
The best thing about this is that the radio show had a version just as brilliant but totally different which goes to show how creative Noel Fielding is at surrealism
@@MichaelJohnson-kq7qghaha people attributing Boosh to Noel when he hasn’t produced anything of this quality since is funny. I firmly believe Julian is the greatest of the pair (although I do love Noel).
@@JimMorrisonLoL Love the Doors - named after "The Doors of Perception" by Aldous Huxley, a short book about his experiences with mescalin, as I'm sure you know
It probably was -- I saw a behind-the-scenes special once, and most of the filming involved them all just improvving roughly outlined scenes. Most of our favorite bits/dialogue were just one of many hilarious/ridiculous alternatives created on the spot.
+Rossi the Bossi And as I raised my thumb up to crush his tiny skull in, I could see it in his eyes; " *I created that monster, I CREATED that monster! and now its killin' me, my own beast in creation!* " the sweet Irony!
