@@hamsreal It used to be an argument for vivisection during the renessaince. Animals lack souls, so they can't feel pain. Hence it's all right to cut up a living animal to learn how the body works.
Last clip is literally the most Australian thing. As a country we make up a lie and everyone runs with it. Fooling Foreigners is probably one of our favourite past times.
When you've got that many dangerous animals it's understandable that people will believe anything that the locals who see them daily will say, they just have no idea how to deal with them. This means pranks are both abundant and hilarious.
As a Canadian I feel like there should be some animal in our country we could use like this, but most of our animals are "common" animals or at least animals that have variations all over parts of the world.
@@onejediboi when your oneJediman maybe you will have seen the horrid things we do to each other firsthand... Seeing the clip reminds me there is good in the world.
C. L. I love the orange starbursts. The green ones are the worst. (This is just my opinion on starburst flavours and has nothing to do with trump, I dislike him as much as you)
@@hayreddinbarbarossa661 , now I want to know what the pornhub intro is, just to get the joke, but I don't want to google "pornhub" and get sex ads for the next eternity...
Iwas there that week. They were shooting to see if the bullets would turn in the wind. It's not better, just interesting that they were thinking scientifically... while standing on a pier on a hurricane.
Finally!, A human did something that was for the psychological benefit of an animal in need. Thank you. I hope this man's simple act of kindness eased this animal on.
Tanks for admitting to that.. I was too! I think it was a reel shame! This video clip would have been so much batter with the puns. I can't bait to see if full chips turn up on RU-vid.
You missed the introduction part where they tell that the ape is 59 years old. Chimps may reach an average of 38.7 years while in captivaty. So, reaching 59 years means that she was well treated and her environment wasn't that soulless at all ... More likely that this chimpanzee was or already in her last days and they have isaolated her from the group.
Look at the 59 years old ape at about 1:05 minutes in. It's just a few seconds but it's so beautiful, and unassailably demonstrates the depth of feeling in creatures we used to call "dumb animals" because we were a bunch of"dumb asses." I gulped down a sob of wonder so loud my dog Lola stretched out her paw and patted me. For reals.
How many bloody fish puns did he think of- Edit: holy hell what have I started- EDIT 2: I beg of you, let me free. Grant me mercy in this cruel world. I KEEP GETTING YOUR DAMNED FISH PUNS- Edit 3: everytime I think this is over you just return.
Russel has ADHD, and getting word muddled up is a really common thing for people with ADHD. When he stumbles over words sometimes, it's likely just too much comedy going on in his head.
likely people pissed that they interrupted the fish puns. here we have a bunch of other folks padding out their videos with horse shit and these folks decide to shorten this one because they have a low pun tolerance.
the chimp and his friend - just so emotional. he couldn’t have expressed himself more if he were human. that smile went from ear to ear. poor old boy. the end of life is unfathomable. a beautiful spirit and friendship. 🐒🦧🌷🌱
"Florida man hurls Molotov cocktail into storm, burns down house, then humps vaccuum to calm himself down, loses ding dong"... Just a Tuesday in Florida...
The koala reminds me of our Skunk in the farm I work at. Everyone terrified of his big claws but they're blunt and don't hurt at all, voicing their concerns whilst I'm literally holding him in a vest top hahaha
The Monkey clip broke my heart, also my son came home last week and it sounded like the dog said hello, it was so funny. She also coughs when she wants out to the garden, so I do think if dogs could talk they would.
If I’m having a bad day he truly makes it better thank you Russell for putting a smile on peoples faces especially during this awful pandemic as laughter is defiantly what the world needs right now I know I do. Thank you so much.
I didn't even begin to watch the video but i just wanna start by saying Thank you so very much Russell and his team for uploading these videos on RU-vid Love from Somalia
Just in case you didn't know, dog "puzzles" are toys that you put food inside, and then the dog tries and figures out how to get to the food or get the food out. (I dunno if Russell was just pretending to not know for the sake of the joke, but afaik he's always had multiple dogs together, not a single dog that could get bored on its own, so maybe he actually didn't know.)
@Decay congrats on discovering that, good for you. Not everything he says is pulled out of his ass either though, he plays off of the facts as he knows them, which is why it's an interesting conundrum which side the balance is on in this case. That's what I was speculating on, but thanks for chipping with the usual trite "he's a comedian lolol so you aren't allowed to discuss anything he says" line.
Yes, dogs do have more expression and vocalization when around us! My Husky has learned quite a few ways to tell me what he wants and also understands far too much.. I've often winked at him to say hello when he looks at me, he'll always do it back and sometimes, does it first! If he does it and then i do it back, i get a tail wag! lol
Russel has ADHD, and getting word muddled up is a really common thing for people with ADHD. When he stumbles over words sometimes, it's likely just too much comedy going on in his head.
@@markorollo. I wasn't alive in the 80s but I can assure you that nowadays they get treated pretty good. Of course sometimes some are bored when I visit one because they are alone but they most probably will get new partners.
Hey Russell I know there is a really low chance you will read this but eny way. I was going through some bad times awhile go I got kicked out of college and on top of the my ex cheetd on me with my friend who I grew with and I got really depressed .but your video's really helped me they make me laugh and well I just want to say thank you so much your content made me see ther was more to life then I thought and you saved my life so I just really want to say thank you so much .keep up the good work.
U have 2 laugh! It gets u thru all kinds of shit! I'm glad u did now keep going, let better people in ur life, toss out the trash n keep laughing! It's good 4 u! 👍🏾😬😆😜
1..I am sure that the rescue of fish and dolphins during flooding is of those displaced over what will be dry land once water recedes. 2. Who doesn't know about Koalas, and can be easily tricked into thinking they are dangerous? But Russell Howard has a real talent for seeing the humour in news stories and how ridiculous it can be reported by wrong choice of words and phrases to give a completely different twist to what is really true.