The Most BLESSED Noob Corner! 

The slow roll on black to get the red kill was 🔥

That was a banger. Black resisted very well in the 1v1. With less skilled players card-blocking is pretty simple, but the more your opponent knows and the less obvious mistakes they make, the more interesting and challenging it gets. Black has a lot in their game, just needs to add reverse card-blocking. It doesn't matter how long you can resist a card-block against a good player, you won't win unless you block them back. To be fair, most players will mess up, get frustrated and suicide against what black was doing. Very well played with the endgame and the clutch kills.

I was very surpised that black and white ended up not teaming on you completely. But that was a great game, GG, well played! Also, "get out of my game!" Love it. Please put it on a mug when your merch store returns.

I really didn't understand everything that happened but this was a certified banger, I used to think late game was boring because of the stalemates and people refusing to advance the game to farm elo (is it even called that in risk ?) but this 1v1 was amazing, it's sad that these don't happen more often

Black played really well, I think you're right though... he could have held on... But... it was probably a forgone conclusion ultimately!

Why not cap on Venice? 1 point for Spain and Africa

That red kill was extremely satisfying

23:58 “Bro I will fucking massacre you”💀💀💀

really enjoyed the battle there buddy, wasnt just people stacking into the 1000's and just being stubborn. there was tactics all the way through and made for a good watch and listen. keep up the good work

"Precision daddy doggie time" friggen priceless.

It is Estonia! Good job for knowing my flag (not me in this game as I can't play europe advanced as I'm too slow on mobile)

Today's count is incomplete b/c I could only watch the first hour of the game. If anyone wants to give me the count after the 60:00 min mark, I'll happily update the totals. Kylted Katchphrase Counter: Dude(s)/dude trade x3 Daddy time x1 Doggy/doggy time x2 Ramdingle x11 Big boy slapper Is there a world where...? What is this game? Taste it/taste the rainbow x1 Reacharound Sally x3 Juicy meatball Fiesta/fiesta dogtown Kombo Katchphrase: Daddy slapper x1 Big Daddy x1 Almost a Katchphrase: Big boy style x1 Glorious one-offs: Space mountain 😂😂😂 Do you really wanna feel the pusherman in your backdoor? I bet you don't. 😆 That was a tasty taco. Oh my God. All the salad, all the tuna. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@53:30 I think black was putting troops into the top pocket to get the Russia bonus and protect it.

2 hr main channel vid 😍😍

Ayo i am the red player and taking the purple cap wasn’t my smartest move and taking Scotland was even dumber but for i for some reason i wanted my cap back( my starting cap was Scotland

This one definitely goes in the most epic playlist

Cardblocking might be my favourite part of the game.

That play by Blue was beautiful. Would have loved for them to survive longer but you crushed them with that timely trade. Sometimes you win, sometimes the others lose. *shrug*

Learning your slang is FUN. Doggy time, Reach around sally/slapper, big doggy/daddy slappers. Rand angles and such. It might be a funny vid if you go through all your terms and explain each one of them. I seen one where you kind of explained. 🎅

That's a long game. Woah!

Attempting card block late game with 50 stacks is a bit retarded. Realistically with how the map was, it would be impossible. Also, attacker has advantage, so you are just feeding troops, and you were giving up extra troops leaving bonuses open. If they have to blow through 50 stacks, losing 40 troops to get card worth 100, the whole thing is pointless.

The opposite of a turtle head 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe Space Mountain was your version of the term mountain top?

Amazing game. GG's.

that was a thrilling game

i miss statefarm but snowcoma is holding down the fort pretty well

I completely lost it after space mountain

Kyle Don't you mean: "The most overpowerED noob corner"!??🤪

Thumbnail should be the no trade on 4 face 😡🤣

Black should have cap ran, all this troops were active it was his best shot at 1:21:45

When someone doesn't ready up there should be an option to go back to the lobby. The default bot player replacement is so dumb.

53:18 black finally took russia lmao

White was way to passive. GG

You pulled Estonia from absolutly nowhere

It is Estonia 🇪🇪

The 3 player portion got a bit boring but the rest of the vid was great. I especially liked the battle with black at the end.

alternate title: Why Prog Caps Is A Terrible Gamemode