THE MOST BRUTAL COMMERCIALS EVER!! Reacting to "Commercials H20" - Nostalgia Critic 

I wonder if Malcom and Tamara even question there job at this point. Like Doug just tells them to torture a slice of pizza with sadistic joy and they just accept it

7:48 Yes, you *should* do a full reaction to the Wilkins Coffee commercials at some point in the future. You'll really get a kick out of it.

13:51 funny story in my English class in 8th grade there were posters in the classroom that had examples of things like alliterations, metaphors, and so forth and there was one with a picture with a wife severing her husband brackfest and on it the husband was thinking “Hopefully it doesn’t taste like soap this time”

Fucking love the Long Long Man commercials. I remember watching Jacksepticeye see them in a meme compilation, and thoroughly enjoyed that random bullshitery that ensued.

15:28 Doug cut out the best part. When the lady actually tells her man to actually tell her why her coffee isn't good, all he says is, "Bad taste."

You know, maybe Wilkins coffee would have lasted longer if their commercials were about Wilkins taking out the husbands from the Fulgers commercials. I buy a coffee after seeing that. Good reaction video.

Since I'm sure you're gonna do Christmas themed NC reactions this month, I must recommend Nostalgia Critic's review of Christmas With the Kranks. It's easily 1 of his more personal episodes with a fantastic ending

15:38 - I think that might be my favorite reaction from you, ever.

"What is worse than Diet Coke?" I already made this joke on the original video, but Moxie. The Answer is Moxie. There is no soda more foul.

Currently (as of July 2015), Mario and Luigi's canon last name is, in fact, Mario per word of Miyamoto. Declared three years after he said they didn't have a last name at all.

I grew up with this... Well I could remember growing up with it around 1994. Yeah Mario started on Donkey Kong, but he was Jumpman at the time. Also Long long man is a foreign commercial, so of course you never saw it. You should watch other foreign commercials, there's a dancing Zelda commercial from Japan.

Gilbert Gottfried was the parrot from Aladdin and yes that was part of one of his skits from stand-up comedy. I love his stand up.

3:20- The funny thing is, back then, he was called Jumpman. Seriously.

For the Christmas-time I recommend "Dear Santa - The Cinema Snob & The Nostalgia Critic"

8:19 Pizza Hut’s pan pizza has thick crust, I get it all the time when I order there. With next week being December, people are going to ask for Christmas reviews. There’s a lot to choose from, but I think the first one people want is “Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa”

Your wife makes you coffee You *DRINK THE COFFEE*. C'mon, basic 101 guys...

6:38 You know Mr. Bill once made a cameo appearance on Medium

Someone doesn't know "The Aristocrats" skit... You are pure.😂

I wouldnt want to meet the child that wants that poopicorn... never mind the adults that want them.

Sigh... RIP Gilbert Gottfried, you probably don't know him because ofcourse you don't but he was a famed comedian and voice actor, he's known for his voice, and many roles he plays, such as Iago, the sidekick parrot of Jafar (the main villian of Aladdin, I'm clarifying since ik you haven't seen it), he passed away this year and... Sigh... Why are the best people the one who die, not young, he was like in his 50s or 60s I think, but still way too early..

When I saw the poopsie commercial I thought " dear lord these are making me PINE for the days of the Bratz dolls"

7:48 I agree with everyone else! Considering that I recently watched all your NC commercials (with the Wilkins coffee one being my favorite), reacting to all the Wilkins coffee commercials would be lit 😎

Theduckgoesmoo: "I hate pizza" Me: FOOD BLASPHEMY! SUMMON THE NINJA TURTLES TO ASSASSINATE THIS HERETIC!

I don’t have much to say today, I just gotta bring up the recent death battle. Do NOT watch it. It’s spoilers.

Get another Cameo from Doug, and play it ahead of the Wilkins Coffee marathon. XD

Definitely have to watch the whole Long Long Man, best commercial/story you will see

youtube gave me an ad right when NC said "it's almost as good as this ad" and for once i didnt hit the skip button.

Oh oh great idea!!! Show the long long man commercials to Kirby No context

Please do Nostalgia Critic's review of The Grinch (2000, not 2018) this December, please!

You should check out his review of The Wiz, oddly enough I think that review was my introduction to Michael Jackson

You have to get Original Crust or Stuffed Crust for that their best option. It is nice and tasty never hand tossed or thin crust

With December coming up soon, you should react to his Top 12 Santas video.

29:50 soooo this last luttle bit needs explaining. Gilbert Gottfried did a joke about 9/11 two weeks after it had happened. The crowd booed him relentlessly for it with one guy even saying "too soon". So in a effort to win the crowd back Gottfried launched into what is known as The Aristocrats Joke. It is quite a listen.

The smoke detector was jafars bird in Aladdin

LONG LONG MAN is built different

The Clapper is as old as i am… thirtyfuckingeight 38 years old! Nobody in my family or any of my friends ever had one but honestly i think they’re all better off without one since they’re not lazy or irresponsible enough to leave a light or television on. #1984 #IMissRonaldReagan

Okay, I'm glad I'm not alone in not knowing who Long Long Man is

10:30 But that only works once 13:44 You have a different jar for that 32:00 LONG LONG MAN!!!!!!!!!

So, you've seen Indiana Jones, but never watched Star Wars? ...what are you?

Oh and Mario was called Jumpman in donky kong

BTW the Poopies “My Poops” song IS A RIPOFF OF THE SONG “MY HUMPS” BY THE BLACK EYED PEAS.

heads up season finale of Deathbattle is next. Its a doozy. Vegito vs Gogeta. first ever deathbattle where basically its one person fighting. Vegito and Gogeta are both the fusion of Goku and Vegeta. which is what depends on the fusion technique. fusion dance or potara earings.

Just checked, DR master plumbing's RU-vid channel has over a THOUSAND subscribers and I think we can put that on Doug

You beat the Renegade Media Group Duck! By 18 minutes!

The 913 area code would be for an area in north eastern kansas my dude.

Hey Kyle letting you know! Nothing bad dont worry it's just your previous video was flex tape II and not bleach S Abridged. So they are backwards

It should've Gilbert godfreid shout "SMOKE ALARM, SMOKE ALARM, SMOKE ALARM, SMOKE ALARM GET OUT HEAR RIGHT NOW!"

Hey, duck. Despite not watching these movies, you should check, in order: the Spider Man, X Men, Terminator, and/or Batman movies. If you're interested.

ah part of me wants him to do a guest spot for me like that now, but I'm write a web novel so i don't have a youtube thing i use for like promoting stuff XD

The nightmare of bad coffee it was almost as bad as cookie boredom

I just realized the “previous video” and the “next video” are switched

HOW HAVE YOU GONE WITHOUT PIZZA FOR 6 YEARS!!! I eat pizza almost every single week. My favorite is cheese pizza with onions and green peppers on them.

24:45 Surprised you didn't know what Doug meant by "Serials", since he already.metioned it in another commercial video talking about Sugar Golden Crisp Near, Serial as in a regular thing, as in Commercial Series.

The soggys may rule

Yes more cameo from doug plz XD Else I shall roast your coffee!

If you want to know more about where Mario came from you can do the Game Theory videos on Mario after you finish the FNAF videos.

I see long long man every time I close my eyes. 😂

"gaurenteed with a free mistress more attractive than you" Kyle:"...I dont drink coffee but I might start~" XD

Please do yourself a favor and watch Long Long Man, it is the peak of what commercials could be.

29:55 The following is the Aristocrats joke. (Aka The long running joke)

Diet coke is bad but choose Diet Pepsi and your face melts off.

Hey duck, Sorry to break up my usual theme of suggesting a video and usually having it be TF2 related, but i had a question that *i FEEL like* you've talked about in the past, but i just can't remember what the answer might have been, nor can i find anything by searching. Since you haven't seen so much, have you ever considered doing a movie reaction channel especially since it seems like movie reactors have become a bigger thing in recent years on youtube? Obviously you wouldn't be able to just show the full video like a youtube video (Unless you do the Flamingshark method and upload the full reaction to another place and just leave a link to it in a description, Which is very much a huge drawback.) but could ultimately be a good way to finally see all these references and such that you don't get. Either way, hope you and anyone else in the comment section have a great rest-of-your-day.

The only thing I can imagine worse than diet coke is any Pepsi variant except maybe wild cherry Pepsi but I dont know if that's even a thing anymore so unless it's mountain dew stay away from Pepsi.

Markapler has a video on long long man... and its enjoyable

You should react to his review of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa. The movie's animation is terrible, but the voice cast is great

Honeycomb tastes a little bit better soggy

I don’t like pizza to

Have you seen the original animated Aladdin movie?

So duck, what was your favorite commercial in this video

03:20 Mario is from the original Donkey Kong arcade game. They tried to get the rights to use Popeye but couldn't so they made an original character instead. 04:42 According to my best friend, Club Soda. 13:42 I'm going to be honest. He's going to need to run to the store and buy more "no". Clearly more is required. 15:08 I'm sorry, I just...I confess. I haven't finished the original video. The cringe is just...too much for me to watch alone. Especially after that last commercial. When you watch these things with others, even in the case of seeing someone else react to it, you just feel a bit better. I can't watch this myself. It hurts more than when you say you don't know basic media; and that usually hurts a LOT. 15:38 I wonder if this is the guy who owns the KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA in the Homestar Runner universe. 15:47 Don't fall for it Duck. It's likely that the mistress is from the Phillipines or Thailand and will just use this as an excuse to legally carry her family over to the states while you have to deal with all of them as a caveat of ordering a mail order bride...Uh, I mean, free coffee mistress. 17:07 The only murderous coffee is the kind that people try to get...creative with...And then it takes like gunk. Granted I've never seen someone mess with coffee like I saw a certain character do it when I played Digimon Cyber Sleuth. She put mayonnaise and salmon eggs in that thing, man! 18:26 I love when they give Tamara back her role as the creepy one. Her smile can be...quite unsettling. 21:16 You just never tell kids to climb under your legs...also you WHAT?! *grabs notebook* More insight into your mysterious childhood at the government testing facility? 21:44 Hold on let me look outside to check...no I don't think he's correct. 22:00 That's how he met Tamara, remember? Except it wasn't headbutting. It was brainwashing Malcolm to hit them with a baseball bat. 23:33 This is giving wonder boner flashbacks. 24:07 Oh God, there it is. I genuinely didn't expect him to do that. 25:15 And this is where I will continue to fight you about milk. Despite the fact that I had milk that tasted a bit sour two days ago only to boil the rest and find out that it went bad. Considering I'm already lactose intolerant, it was not a good day...But I forgive the milk. It wasn't its fault, its the fault of the supermarkets who keep having fridges with inconsistent temperatures so the milk keeps going bad faster. 25:45 Yeah, don't go to Dubai. They advertise themselves as the country with future tech and future industries but it's all a ruse by the wealthy oligarchs to get people to come because the country outside of a few tourist places is basically in ruins. 28:31......I don't...I can't. You just said "Who" to Gilbert Gottfried. I even knew who he was AS A KID and I barely memorized any voice actors'/celebritys' names. 32:01 Oh my God. You can't be serious. Doug is doing the Long Long man commercial. I would've never expected that. 34:29 Let's mark this down as another famous thing you don't know about...Seriously, it's famous internationally even though it's a Japanese commercial.

I hate pizza hut too. For me, Gosfathers all the way. Or Valentino's. Best taco pizza ever from Godfathers and blue Buffalo from valentino's.

React to the Nostalgia Critic’s Tomb Raider review.

Dick ray is still going strong, he uploaded 11 days ago.

With Christmas coming for Nostalgia Critics reviews i suggest his Christmas reviews starting with Jingle All The Way one of my favorite Christmas movies Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger or The Star Wars Christmas Special with the first appearance of Santa Christ.

Yes from Gilbert Godfrey he did stand up comedy

Long Long Live Long Long Man!!!!

Dick ray now has 1.22k subs

checkout chadtronic curse commercials its like this but he rates how curse they are

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANMMM

34:27 Probably because you don’t live in Japan where Doug said these were from

Have you made a reaction in request to someone else?

Don’t go to the cheese cake factory. It’s shit now.

3 more days

Please react to Nostalgia Critic Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.

Parody of My Humps by Fergie

Day 87 of asking if you can please react to "PROP HUNT IN REAL LIFE" by Couch Cast?

6:36

React to avgn next

Day 136 of asking to reacts to lythero dragon ball fighterz ultra instinct goku raid boss is impossible and the rest of the serie

Watch Scott the woz

34:20 “How do you feel about Long Long Man?” It’s pretty cringy

29:50 That is from The Film: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(film) Also told by him in Roasting of Hugh Hefner.

YUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!! ....But you STILL need to react to Nostalgia Critic's Top Cereal mascots video to complete the commercial series!!!! So this is day 689 of me asking you to do so! Come on people! Thumbs up this comment so we can have COMPLETE reacts from Moo of Doug's commercial specials. Will NOT be complete without it!

is anyone gonna tell him that the nostalgia critic is problematic because of all the work place harassment and sexual assaults' shit that happened years back? lol

Duck, you should really start reacting to their bloopers and behind the scenes, too. Here is behind scenes for this one: m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-teqT5QAjzsY.html

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