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The Most Dangerous Joke Ever Told. Mark Christopher Lawrence- Full Special 

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Did you enjoy this full comedy special form Mark Christopher Lawrence? If you did, then chances are you'll enjoy our other comedy specials as well, and you can watch them for FREE right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. The App is free to download and is available on all Android and iOS devices

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@kedar-joshi
@kedar-joshi 4 года назад
"Knock Knock, Bubba" killed me 😂
@robertturner2000
@robertturner2000 3 года назад
Same here :) Mark is fantastic
@marklarue7949
@marklarue7949 3 года назад
@@robertturner2000 dang it,another biden votor.
@marklarue7949
@marklarue7949 2 года назад
@Mitch Connor because .my giant brain is oozing knowledge out of my ears. Proof solid
@jakeetschannel2031
@jakeetschannel2031 2 года назад
That was when I had a "moment of clarity" .. 😂😂😂
@pebblessladebedrockinc.9506
🌬️I know right?!!!
@Bangalangs
@Bangalangs Год назад
This special has become like a favorite book. I keep coming back to it as a comfort touchstone.
@Shernicet
@Shernicet 3 года назад
"Knock knock Bubba. Are we clear!?" Literally LOL-ed!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BryanChance
@BryanChance 4 года назад
"Three teeth in the whole town" hahahan LOL
@bobbierobinson6269
@bobbierobinson6269 4 года назад
And those were on the mayor's bracelet 😆
@professoroflogic8788
@professoroflogic8788 4 года назад
Laughed so hard I had a moment of clarity.
@dvjfredmerc529
@dvjfredmerc529 3 года назад
Hahahaha! I see what you did there! 🤣😅
@mikecavazos7098
@mikecavazos7098 3 года назад
Just a spritz haha
@graceamerican3558
@graceamerican3558 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@melliemel32
@melliemel32 2 года назад
😂😂
@gypsyrain369
@gypsyrain369 2 года назад
Mark Christopher ,,You ARE AWESOME ! i WAS SAD WHEN THIS WAS OVER ! i LAUGHED SO MUCH ! Thank you for this share !
@Lifes_a_joke
@Lifes_a_joke 3 года назад
“My heart started double clutchin” 😂
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 2 года назад
Yeah, that could happen after just one of those fried monstrosities. Too much sugar in one fast, greasy, liquid hit.
@shadowwolf1762
@shadowwolf1762 4 года назад
That part with Knock knock, Bubba. Loved it! lol
@vasekvi
@vasekvi 2 года назад
NICE TOOTH is what did it for me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michellesmith2420
@michellesmith2420 4 года назад
I woke up to this man , because when I fall asleep , my iPad does as it pleases . I was in a great mood the rest of the day . He is Barr none brilliant.
@donna30044
@donna30044 4 года назад
"Knock, knock, Bubba!" ❤ it!
@lizs2546
@lizs2546 4 года назад
When I first heard the story, all i could think of was the batman comic "the killing joke" and now I refer to this guy as the joker
@ericwilliams1023
@ericwilliams1023 4 года назад
Never knew he was a comic..I definitely missed out
@catc6050
@catc6050 4 года назад
That was the best part! The way he delivered it too! 🤣🤣
@gregggd9168
@gregggd9168 4 года назад
OMG HAHAHAHAHA
@blondwiththewind2598
@blondwiththewind2598 3 года назад
That line is now being delivered covertly in prisons all over the country.
@justheretokeekee
@justheretokeekee 3 года назад
This guy is hilarious. "My heart started double clutchin "😫 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elizabethferguson7002
@elizabethferguson7002 4 года назад
" you need to be in school you don't know the difference between cant' and shouldn't" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. And I have hiccups to boot!!!! Love it
@jackace209
@jackace209 4 года назад
"You still in school, you don't know the difference between Can't and Not Supposed to."
@rhight
@rhight 4 года назад
One of my favorite characters on "Chuck." Enjoyable!
@twofacedance
@twofacedance 4 года назад
I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR AS HELL!!!!!
@HeadDetectiveLassie
@HeadDetectiveLassie 4 года назад
BIG MIKE! This is what happens when you wash dishes while listening to Dry Bar. You don't look closely enough.
@masonstubbs9274
@masonstubbs9274 4 года назад
Same
@deannad9105
@deannad9105 4 года назад
I had my headphones on, doing chores, listening to comedy clips, and I heard Big Mike and had a flashback to Chuck! 👍😂
@connorjl7
@connorjl7 4 года назад
Yes! Thank you!
@flixxil
@flixxil 4 года назад
the whole being down on one knee and sweating butter ect part absolutely killed me. Every single part has been great so far
@janetwebb2701
@janetwebb2701 4 года назад
"I killed a guy with a joke!..." I'm crying here! YES!!!
@dewalt4594
@dewalt4594 3 года назад
Hey Janet You are crazy cute !! Just sayin
@dewalt4594
@dewalt4594 2 года назад
@@BygoneZenith Why is someone a weirdo just because they compliment someone ??! I was being nasty I wasn't vulgar Wasn't disrespectful or rude Just simply told her that she is cute . I guess nowadays you can't tell someone they are cute without some loser that scrolls around on RU-vid an instead of minding your own business, you concern yourself w something that doesn't have anything to do with you !! You must not have a life what so ever because there are alot of comments on RU-vid that you have to go through and then comment back to. Now to me , that is a weirdo !! If I walked up to or as I was passing ten women and simply complimented them by telling them they were cute I honestly don't think anyone would have too much of a problem . Maybe one or two but I doubt even that many. They would probably say something like thank you and keep on walking or maybe not say anything at all. BUT If you went up to 10 women and started being nosy into their business the same way you just did me I bet all 10 of them would have a serious problem with it. Probably at least 8 or 9 of them out of the 10 would tell you to mind your own business weirdo and get a life. I can't believe that with all the stuff going on in the world today and especially with young children getting shot and killed in schools and all the other things that you could be wasting your time on maybe volunteering somewhere or complimenting someone in a good way you literally took the time to comment to me to call me a weirdo because I simply called someone cute. Sounds like you really need to review your life or simply just maybe get a life.
@michylmagdaleno6421
@michylmagdaleno6421 3 года назад
"Big Mike!" 🙌🏼 this guy is hilarious in Chuck and in standup
@ivorycoffin1563
@ivorycoffin1563 4 года назад
He said, "knock knock Bubba" and I started choking on my drink
@thegregitto
@thegregitto 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@psychodeath7616
@psychodeath7616 3 года назад
This man is killing so many people
@byhearingandhearingby6746
@byhearingandhearingby6746 4 года назад
"Knock knock bubba! We clear?!"😂😂😂
@Bay-BGhost
@Bay-BGhost 4 года назад
That was hilarious
@schadowolf
@schadowolf 2 года назад
Laughed so hard! I had two concussions slipping in the shower, I can relate!
@DvictoryIam
@DvictoryIam Год назад
Man I listen to drybar at lunch these comedians are something else.
@rualambert8200
@rualambert8200 4 года назад
Oml it's big mike from Chuck 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy 😂😂
@annmcnitt8749
@annmcnitt8749 Год назад
I'm just dying here. 😂😂😂 Thank you!!
@shaneandangelareisinger9796
@shaneandangelareisinger9796 4 года назад
This is one of the funniest comedians i've seen here.
@MythicBeanProductions
@MythicBeanProductions 3 года назад
"This is why you need to be in school cause you don't know the difference between can't and ain't 'sposed to" That just about killed me I literally couldn't breathe for a bit
@bluelettarangreentoonzy6468
@bluelettarangreentoonzy6468 2 года назад
for those who know what Adventures in Odessey is, this dude Voiced Ed Washington in the audio books!! I am a HUGE Adventures in Oddessey fan so I recognized his voice INSTANTLY and looked it up to confirm.😆
@BeautifulLifeWonderfulJourney
I did the exact same thing I love AIO!
@Brandon-b3l
@Brandon-b3l 11 месяцев назад
Wow refreshing to see I'm not the only one grew up on adventures in odyssey and ranger bill....lol Church kid
@traceyowen4846
@traceyowen4846 2 года назад
Best comedian! Laughed all the way home listening!
@marissavarga9762
@marissavarga9762 4 года назад
I love this guy! He's so funny! 😂😂 Anybody else from Missouri?
@musicartlover963
@musicartlover963 4 года назад
STL
@marissavarga9762
@marissavarga9762 4 года назад
@@musicartlover963 Me too! I don't live in the city, but I live about 30-ish minutes away.
@silvabakx6396
@silvabakx6396 4 года назад
Been seeing this guy for years in movies, on shows & in every other commercial on TV, but never even knew he did stand up til now. Good job my dude!
@alanreno
@alanreno Год назад
Dry Bar has good stuff. I forgot about them.
@robertrussell9720
@robertrussell9720 2 года назад
He almost killed me too😂
@semja
@semja 4 года назад
As someone who actually worked out, the moment he said 4 45s on each side I was like "oh....oh noooooo"
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 2 года назад
Yeah, could maybe start with one 45 on each side, if you're a big man like he is, but no more. No shame in warming up with a naked bar, either, when you haven't been there in 2 years.
@routinedisc1
@routinedisc1 3 года назад
He said people ain’t even helping they’re dabbin biscuits on my forehead lol
@ricardokelley4734
@ricardokelley4734 4 года назад
No cursing, I like that
@kathyyoung1774
@kathyyoung1774 4 года назад
This guy is awesome.
@herculydia
@herculydia 4 года назад
This guy is pleasant, fun & funny! God bless him and his loved ones. "Sweatin' butter" ? So funny!!
@donnanorris2939
@donnanorris2939 4 года назад
Herculydia “BUTTER FOUNTAIN OVER HERE!!” ... LOL!! 😂 😆 😝
@ericdavis2928
@ericdavis2928 3 года назад
Go get grandma it's a butter fountain ova here
@ImJustSayingBTW
@ImJustSayingBTW Год назад
Almost choked on a grape laughing!
@dawnclarke2343
@dawnclarke2343 2 года назад
I keep coming back to this guy. Never tire of him. Works every time.😄
@lukaschandler7840
@lukaschandler7840 4 года назад
It’s the “Toy Man”!!! Hearing his voice in this video flooded me with some good memories of Adventures in Odyssey and Ed Washington!
@paulplatt5074
@paulplatt5074 3 года назад
That was off the hook Funny! Loved it!
@meggrotte4760
@meggrotte4760 4 года назад
I don't know but I asked I love all of the comedians on this app or RU-vid channel. Dry bar comedy I never thought I would enjoy comedy again It's nice being able to sit watch the show that's not littered with profanity and images of things you probably don't want to in your head It takes a lot of creativity to make something that any person of any age can watch
@joecook5689
@joecook5689 4 года назад
Um, his mom: "baby, dinner won't be ready for another hour, so take this ham.." bloody funny.
@martinaurik2189
@martinaurik2189 3 года назад
I can’t stop watching and watching it again😂😂😂
@alanreno
@alanreno Год назад
I would bet you have seen Chuck too? 😂
@darrellmortensen9805
@darrellmortensen9805 2 года назад
He's got some mighty powerful super powers!
@Tar-Numendil
@Tar-Numendil 4 года назад
"One, another one..." I cried I laughed so hard.
@emmabean962
@emmabean962 4 года назад
I grew up listening to him as Ed Washington in adventures in odyssey. This is awesome and also really jaring to hear
@jacobwynn9555
@jacobwynn9555 4 года назад
I accidentally hit this video and went to click off without looking at the name and I stopped and was like "That's Ed Washington"
@asavita8745
@asavita8745 4 года назад
Lol same 🤣
@shanewaltner3323
@shanewaltner3323 4 года назад
I still listen to him as Ed Washington
@sheldonmurphy6031
@sheldonmurphy6031 3 года назад
Holy cow! I remember that program! The old school programs were the best!
@tammyboodle861
@tammyboodle861 2 года назад
Wow. What a blast from the past. Childrens church era
@ElinT13
@ElinT13 4 года назад
He is hilarious! I need more tissues for my laughing tears ...
@tannerforeman2274
@tannerforeman2274 2 года назад
That last joke about creation was HILARIOUS!!!
@MrLordbubasith
@MrLordbubasith 3 года назад
true story: i lost half my body weight, everyone telling me i was doing so well and then heart attack at 29. i literally stressed my body into a heart attack by losing weight too fast. So just be careful everyone.
@purpledancer4914
@purpledancer4914 3 года назад
That's right up and down new vessels then they close back and forth so the heart says make up your mind.
@rhythmicboy
@rhythmicboy 3 года назад
Mann
@quickchris10
@quickchris10 3 года назад
That's like Karen Carpenter; trying to fight anorexia, I think she had just gained 30 pounds or more in the couple months before she died. ``Heart attack,'' they said, but I think maybe her organs had been compromised during her long period of anorexia.
@riftsplitter2159
@riftsplitter2159 3 года назад
oof this is just a further reminder that if you are changing your body you gotta take your time with it
@tashtash6594
@tashtash6594 3 года назад
Me too
@HappyMomma412
@HappyMomma412 3 года назад
The cat part! 😆🥰👠
@tomboyraider1015
@tomboyraider1015 4 года назад
I freaking loved him in CHUCK 🤩 And he’s hilarious in here😂
@Ikiya69
@Ikiya69 3 года назад
When I saw the thumbnail, I was like "Is that Big Mike?" I didn't know he's a stand up comedian.
@jaxtonjerry6685
@jaxtonjerry6685 3 года назад
instaBlaster
@cdphotography2
@cdphotography2 3 года назад
When I see him all I see is The Buy More. 🤣😅. Loved that show. Rewatching it now on Prime.
@thiangiPoonte
@thiangiPoonte 3 года назад
Ohh.. I didn't know that thanks
@verronicap6214
@verronicap6214 4 года назад
All is so funny. The last joke i have to show my dad. He's a preacher. He'll love that...
@unleashed4690
@unleashed4690 3 года назад
"Knock Knock Bubba...are we clear?" Classic lol
@BHTheKid5
@BHTheKid5 3 года назад
"It's your momma. I think you know the number." *CLICK* Dead.
@havad3938
@havad3938 3 года назад
I so enjoyed him!
@nomore9453
@nomore9453 3 года назад
"Sweating butter" lol
@skinchen
@skinchen 3 года назад
Dabbing biscuits on this mans forehead LOL
@hankspalding4433
@hankspalding4433 Год назад
I love your routine my man ✌️❤️‍🔥🤣💯💖🙏 keep it up brother 🙏
@GiftsbyChosen
@GiftsbyChosen 4 года назад
And then he said Knock Knock Bubba and I died because I started choking on my drink😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kingMackson7
@kingMackson7 4 года назад
I love it! This guy! hilarious! Awesome! clean comedy! Real!
@chelerutan
@chelerutan 3 года назад
LOVED the "knock knock Bubba..." Hilarious!!!
@strange-universe
@strange-universe 4 года назад
According to MDB he is a very busy guy. All that and funny, too. What a gift.
@rhondaamann117
@rhondaamann117 Год назад
This was the funniest gentleman I have seen in a looong while. Im from st Louis Mo. And he was hilarious 😂😂 I was crying laughing.
@laannw4263
@laannw4263 4 года назад
Love his stand up and acting. So funny. Keep it up. I know it's good comedy when I'll rewatch stuff I'd seen before.
@Creampuffization
@Creampuffization 4 года назад
When he said the bit about cats not respecting personal space, my cat decided she needed to sit on my lap
@MaryOKC
@MaryOKC 3 года назад
LOL! 😆 I was thinking he was in Chuck but when I googled it I didn’t see it in his IMDb list. .. too funny, I’m glad he clarified that for me.
@kimleone5496
@kimleone5496 11 месяцев назад
But what a way to go Mark (laughing). Thank you for making me laugh.
@Narrow-Pather
@Narrow-Pather 3 года назад
Laughter is good for the soul..😂😁😀 Thank you..
@thatweirddragonlovingotaku5933
@thatweirddragonlovingotaku5933 2 года назад
As a Missouri resident, I can confirm his stories
@troll3296
@troll3296 2 года назад
After seeing this, now I like Big Mike even more.
@bhutpaper
@bhutpaper 3 года назад
"I let out a lil' pee" 😂🤣🤣
@cupcakekitchen
@cupcakekitchen 3 года назад
😁
@annetteglass2006
@annetteglass2006 Год назад
Excellent!!!!
@donnacastillo5992
@donnacastillo5992 3 года назад
Great!!! I love this guy...
@chrisheisey9654
@chrisheisey9654 2 года назад
I haven’t thought about this guy since Chuck. Now I’ve been binging his standups. Great comedian!
@shirleyminassian1547
@shirleyminassian1547 2 года назад
He's good !!! Hilarious, really needed this right now.
@Ckbtony1983
@Ckbtony1983 4 года назад
I decided to go back and watch chuck... Today i get this in my recomended... I Love Big Mike
@calebfoster7148
@calebfoster7148 3 года назад
Everyone with prime video watch chuck. Hes on that show and the show is amazing
@sharoncops7160
@sharoncops7160 4 года назад
Love this guy. So funny. ❤❤
@J_essyJames
@J_essyJames 3 года назад
The shower bit played while I was getting in the shower and I was just dying laughing standing still af like “this can’t be a coincidence”
@GeorgeTelop
@GeorgeTelop 4 года назад
The fact that people comment on the jokes of a 37min video 19min after it is posted is funny on it's own..🙂
@LordMaliscence
@LordMaliscence 4 года назад
They're watching it at 2x speed
@WhiteUnicorn82
@WhiteUnicorn82 4 года назад
@@LordMaliscence Spot on!
@LordMaliscence
@LordMaliscence 4 года назад
@@daxbrook he's talking about people who comment on the jokes/quality of the comedy, he's not doing that
@alexeysaranchev6118
@alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад
Well to be fair, the jokes DID begin at the start of the video.
@calkinsb0713
@calkinsb0713 3 года назад
Funny guy...loved his act!
@elijahharding3042
@elijahharding3042 4 года назад
this man was in adventures and oddessey
@BigD1395
@BigD1395 2 года назад
Mr. Lawrence your an hilarious man brother!
@judithwalker3600
@judithwalker3600 2 года назад
this man is really funny!
@charlesschlotzhauer2385
@charlesschlotzhauer2385 4 года назад
I'm crying right now 😂😂😂 I live in Sedalia
@shahosh
@shahosh 4 года назад
This is the South🤣
@neen42
@neen42 4 года назад
Nice 🦷 😆
@rustylee1836
@rustylee1836 4 года назад
A few months in a small town in Mississippi tells me that there's a massive difference between that and a small town in Missouri. Pretending they are similar is by far the funniest joke this guy told.
@kufresh1988
@kufresh1988 4 года назад
same!
@jefferywilliams8479
@jefferywilliams8479 4 года назад
Never heard of Sedalia but welcome
@esmokah
@esmokah 3 года назад
When he was talking about cats, i had two cats laying on me
@AM-bw7hv
@AM-bw7hv 3 года назад
"Cost of living going up, chance of living going down" is hilarious...
@killer88901
@killer88901 4 года назад
This guy was so dam funny I was cheering
@cyndifoore7743
@cyndifoore7743 4 года назад
SunlessK1ller n
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 года назад
Lmao! Holy crow did i laugh to much!😂 My sides are killin me and i am unable to properly breathe!😂😂
@cyndifoore7743
@cyndifoore7743 4 года назад
Rebeccah Herdener o
@dumbbunny15501
@dumbbunny15501 4 года назад
Hopefully not covid19...short breathing
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 года назад
@@dumbbunny15501 lol. Had covid. Im fine. Survived just fine. My whole family had it. They healed up fine too. I mean..yeah....being sick SUCKS, but It is not that big a deal.🤷 it happens. I don't know why every one is so freaked out. H1n1 was bad too ,and spread nearly as fast. Had that too. Same chances of dying. Came out fine then too. And I've got a weakened immune system. My breathing is okie dokie. Except for my usual asthma issues. This comedian is just funny. 💚💜
@suzannecrum9702
@suzannecrum9702 3 года назад
Very funny AND entertaining!
@bethanyk.5378
@bethanyk.5378 3 года назад
Thanks for the pat down trick!
@blondwiththewind2598
@blondwiththewind2598 3 года назад
l had the captions on by accident... BIG COMEDY there too!!! :D. 😆
@toots810usa6
@toots810usa6 4 года назад
There's a butter fountain over here!! LOL Same thing happened to me at the Ohio State Fair...fried Snickers.....OMG.
@davidreacts5892
@davidreacts5892 4 года назад
Big Mikeeee!!
@jordantaylor2441
@jordantaylor2441 2 года назад
Thanks!
@milacaibal3976
@milacaibal3976 10 месяцев назад
Funny funny Big Daddy! You are loveable and HILLARIOUS! More power to you.❤😅😅
@charlescanzater
@charlescanzater 4 года назад
Had me laughing hard ! Thank you !
@truckingwithtobee
@truckingwithtobee 3 года назад
I like this guy! He’s better than a lot of them that I watch on this channel.
@landogamere-bros9419
@landogamere-bros9419 3 года назад
We love you "Big Mike"!!!
@taylorbaggins3000
@taylorbaggins3000 3 года назад
That part about him falling in the shower was WAYYY TMI...
@jdawg119
@jdawg119 4 года назад
I remember going through Guinness World Records books as a kid and seeing “the man who can pop his eyes out of his sockets”.. this guy looks like him!
@thatoneperson6594
@thatoneperson6594 4 года назад
I know who u talking about 😂😂😭I can't unsee it
@jdawg119
@jdawg119 4 года назад
Victoria Ross like bruh is it him fr?😂
@shadowwolf1762
@shadowwolf1762 4 года назад
I knew about the woman who can do that, didn't know a guy did it also. lol Go figure.
@albertaeinstein9349
@albertaeinstein9349 4 года назад
Omg yes!
@SuperLemong
@SuperLemong 4 года назад
You just hit me with a flood of good memories 💚
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