The Most Expensive House In The World Is A Disaster 

“michael’s never touched grass before, and now you’re showing him a sex dungeon??” killed me

"i want my house to look warm and comfortable" house looks like a psych ward for the 1%

I am deeply concerned about Nial's views on consent. He's admitted here to enjoying watching women in the bathroom on camera, assumed that all women want to watch men use the toilet on camera because he likes watching them, assumed that his male friends are going to be absolutely fine being filmed and broadcasted live using the toilet and assumed that people viewing his house are going to be comfortable seeing his sex room. Add in that he divorced his wife for 'not listening to him' and slapped Michael for interrupting him and this man is a whole big yikes for me.

It's so annoying seeing how rich people used to build houses, and how they do it now. Like, where's the secret passages? The giant libraries with rolling ladders? The feel that it is likely haunted? Modern mansions are too sterile for ghosts, even the giraffe tried to leave😭

This man met, married, and divorced his wife in the span of eight months. And then he overpaid for a house by about 350 million. Clearly someone whose judgement can be trusted without question.

"THIS MAN HAS NEVER TOUCHED GRASS AND YOU BROUGHT HIM INTO A SEX DUNGEON!?" That is the funniest fucking quote I've ever heard. And his ex-wife's body is 100% in that "Red Room"

That Niall guy is 100% a psycho. The cameras in the toilet, the "red room", the fact he met, married and divorced a woman in the span of 8 months and complains that she "doesn't listen"... I'm glad she's away from him. He's also so obviously coked out of his mind during these tours.

Top 10 things the house SHOULD have had to be worth 500 milli: 1. A fucking waterpark. 2. A bat-cave. 3. Secret entrances/passages. 4. The SICKEST fucking home gym EVER. 5. An actual movie theatre, as in the ones in actual cinemas. 6. Fully automated AI, voice-activated system, we're talking JARVIS here. 7. Wanna do fights there? Make an octagon. 8. A game-room. 9. A library. (Yes, a little boring- yet better than whatever that shit was. 10. A trampoline park. Bonus: ANYTHING. FUCKING ANYTHING that isn't an office, a mall fountain or a shitty statue.

The designer repeatedly bringing up his divorce for no reason is literally something out of a Key and Peele sketch. I can't stress enough how much it feels like a sitcom

michael not walking on grass makes him look like he’s an npc that can’t follow you out of bounds

Nial continuously going back into him not being over his ex wife while giving a house tour feels like a legitimately hilarious comedy sketch.

My biggest fear in a house like this is I would constantly worry I didn't lock all the doors

I for one find it very brave of Michael to document his first day on earth

Michael was so excited to touch grass, but by the ramblings about his ex wife, as well as the cameras in the bathroom, it seems that Nile had a greater need for touching the grass.

imagine paying 100million dollars for a home and feeling like a homeless guy sleeping in a mall

You completely missed the part that he said “we met 8 months ago” when talking about his ex wife. He met a girl, married her, realized it might not work out, and got a divorce all in 8 months and thought there was still a chance it would work out

It's funny, Nial and Michael seem like two totally different flavors of super rich. Michael is the ignorant, sheltered type who's never stepped on grass before. And Nial is the kind of rich psychopath who puts cameras in bathrooms and makes art from dead exotic animals.

Michael aggressively strolling into the bathroom, completely disregarding the conversation, is one of the most GTA things I've ever seen.

Give the poor guy a break. It’s his first time on earth

The thing I hate most about modern mansions isn’t the fact that someone spent an ungodly amount of money that could have been used for something better, but that they are the most unimaginative, boring buildings in all of existence. Seriously, I have been inside a wooden, underground hut that was more interesting, homie, and comfortable than those buildings.

After hearing how Nial puts cameras in bathrooms, talks about it like it's normal, and assumes women want that, i can get why he's going through a divorce

Good thing he clarified that the giraffe skeleton is anatomically correct - you meet so many posers with anatomically *incorrect* giraffe skeletons in their homes, it's crazy.

My favorite part is when he says that the flowers are fake because sustainability is important then immediately says ‘THERE ARE SEVEN ELEVATORS IN THIS HOUSE!’ 😂😂😂

As for the grass thing, it is generally courteous to not walk on a well kept lawn as it can damage the grass/ create low points for water to collect in. So, as odd as it may seem, it would honestly be more surprising to see him step on the lawn without thinking given the environment he was likely raised in.

IMO it's really annoying when these expensive houses don't have secrete passageways behind bookcases 😡

“Rich men will do a $500M house tour, instead of going to therapy.” Absolute right on take, dude! 😂

"Schadenfreude" is a German word describing the joy about someone elses bad luck. It's not quite the right word here, i've got another German word for you: "Fremdscham" is the feeling of physical pain you get about another person humiliating themselves, the feeling of shame about someone elses' stupidity.

Niall is very weirdly generalizing how guys put camera in girl’s bathrooms and I think we all have figured out why he thinks this way. But then he’s like “now I’m thinking like the girls!” I can guarantee you a woman’s response to being unconsensually filmed in the bathroom isn’t to do the same thing back. This isn’t a prank war. We just don’t want to be filmed in the bathroom.

How disrespectful to be standing in a hundred million dollar house and implying that a wing sculpture will help kids in third world countries.. in the arts.. Bruh how are we the same species

This looks like a house I’d build in the Sims with the motherload cheat when I was 10 😭 My sims would constantly complain about the huge distances they’d have to make to reach, like, the bathroom or the stove.

My parents live in a house (modest, for the neighborhood) overlooking this monstrosity. When they first started building it they took out three regular Bel Aire houses (i.e. mansions) and flattened the site. Then they started putting in pilings like you'd see supporting a freeway on-ramp to hold up one end of one of the outdoor areas, probably around 5000 sq ft just for that part. Beneath the whole thing is parking for around 60 cars and wrapping around the whole site, under the living areas, is a private running track that's around a mile or so in length. They were working on it for around 5 years and at first we couldn't decide if they were building an office or a` museum as it looked kinda like the Getty Center which is nearby. But no, it's a single stupid home with multiple swimming pools and nobody to love it.

This honestly feels like a parody of how rich people live! My favorite parts were Nial getting choked up taking about his divorce while casually alluding to him being controlling. And also Michael looking scarred by the red room 😂

I love how even Micheal, who’s probably never used a public restroom IN HIS LIFE, was like “you’re gonna put…….cameras?”

Michael being clueless while looking like 80s’ lifeguard during party scene is possibly one of the most entertaining things this week

Michael is absurdly rich but I can't help but feel an inkling of bad when he emerged from the room looking like he'd just seen the flayed corpse of cthulu

The bit in the Nial house tour that I noticed was Michael saying "You couldn't live here by yourself", and Nial says "I live here by myself."... In a house with a herb growing cabinet he doesn't use, and a watch-winding cabinet he doesn't use ... All "stuff" to try and fill an empty life.

This guy acts like he's got this massive house all to himself and just desperately wants someone to talk to. I can imagine him sitting in the nightclub all alone with the music and lights going

I love how the seller is slowly showing how terrible his life is and instead of therapy he does this.

I feel like when Nile says he had a "deeper connection than you could ever imagine" that I've felt much deeper connection with my dog. If you met and divorced someone all in the last couple of years, your connection must not have been all that deep. Hopefully this guy isn't continuing to harass this woman

I want to see these people go to a regular house so bad did you see how they would react. “What do you mean your house doesn’t have a water feature?” “so you’re telling me you DONT have a home theater” “Only 1500 square feet??”

I don’t fucking know why but the phrase “mf never touched grass before” made laugh so hard

“How about that? Look, I’m on the grass guys!” The joy, the wonder, the enthusiasm this man puts into this sentence. Truly a remarkable and revolutionary moment in his life. It almost gives me the motivation to go outside one day too… and maybe even touch grass…

I saw the original house tour and had no idea what the hell was going on. I thought these two were trespassing. As for the size of the house, you could have squatters living in this/your house and not know it.

oh boy, as an avid collector of giraffe miniatures I felt personally attacked through most of the video, but then vindicated when Danny FINALLY realized how UNBELIEVABLY COOL a golden giraffe skeleton is, and when Nial had a visible erection while talking about it 16:04

it's like those houses in the sims where you used a cheat code and want to build the most expensive house possible but the most expensive option always looks very ugly. so you just sigh and go for anatomically correct gold skeleton of a giraffe

It kinda feels like when I would design houses on the sims 3 at like, age 12, where I would just create the biggest house possible and then have a nervous breakdown cause I didn't know how to fill the rooms up

So this man created a psych ward for a house idea, has a obsession with giraffe skeletons (which someone attempted to shoot for "reasons"), created a bathroom with a monitor that spy's on the other and calls it ingenious, and has a room the camera can't show thats apparently worse than showing him admitting to felony (tf?)... it was definitely the ex's fault for being from Argentina.

That house is like an international airport, not like a home at all and proof positive that some people need to be paying more tax to assist their communities

Michael is the only one who would take someone telling him to “touch grass” in a good way

The fact that the guy calls it a red room and the camera man wasn’t allowed inside is genuinely a little concerning knowing what a red room is typically referring too

What do you mean "who needs a moat in their house?" How else do you fend off goblins?

Michaels one of those internet personalities that I want to hate because he is so flippant with money and out of touch with reality, but can't bring myself to it. Something about his child like amazement at even the most basic of things, his weird mannerisms and blissful ignorance is so likeable for some reason.

michael is like a whole different specimen. he’s so fascinating. how is he so excited about grass. and then niall is a whole different story, i don’t want to talk about him.

I kept laughing at how Niall kept bringing up his ex wife at the most random times for no damn reason. This man is heartbroken 😂

7:48 -“I wanted to make the house warm and comfortable…” while you hear the echo of footsteps squeaking against the floor. 😂😂😂 This house is a nightmare!

I swear, people must have been telling Michael to touch grass, but he thought it was actual requests from his fans

My favorite part of this tour is when the creator explained that he me met, dated, proposed, married, and divorced this women he met during covid. And it was like only 1 year into the pandemic. That means he did all of that in less than a year. What a guy.

As someone who lives in a 3rd world country, i can confirm that the wing sculpture is really helping us here.

This is the type of house I’d design at 2am in the Sims with cheat codes

16:04 damn Nile REALLY loves that giraffe bro sporting a bone dog

I think that it’s HILARIOUS how this dude is just spilling all his relationship drama in this random house tour video… like wtf? 😂😂😂😂

On behalf of all women everywhere literally, I could happily go my entire life without seeing an image, let alone video, of a man peeing as I’m also in the bathroom.

"the lucky winner of negative 350million dollars" I chuckled 😂

This kinda reminds me of the first time i played minecraft. Like after the crappy first dirt hut home, you gather the resources to make a really nice, cool-looking house, but then build the building before realizing what you wanna put in it. So you end up using giant spaces and being like “this is a plant room i guess”.

“This is my red room, you’re not allowed to see it” That is the most sketchiest thing anyone has ever said in a RU-vid video.

The house feels so much like when you’re making a giant sims house and then start having trouble filling it. Some rooms are weirdly sparse, some rooms feel like you just plopped a pre-designed business from the gallery, and almost all rooms are clutter devoid because you got bored putting clutter into everything to make it look like an actual home.

Michael skirting along the grass trying not to touch it has some real Oblivion NPCs vibe to it!!

Cmon, if i was spending millions on a house im building a castle, not an ugly ass gta garage

Danny now has a couch? We are experiencing a new Danny era.

i cannot imagine how "the largest house in the urban world" could possibly be a positive thing in times of unprecedented housingcrisis

This is like a sims house that I end up making because I went WAY overboard, and I never end up finishing or using.

10:50 okay no one will stop my from walking up on those walls then falling and hurting myself

I legitimately feel pity for Michael after seeing his reaction to the Red Room. Poor guy's gonna need to do some more house tours to avoid going to the therapy he's gonna need after seeing whatever was in there

I weirdly like Michael for his awkward interactions and somewhat lackluster commentary. I don't know why but him walking on grass was kind of wholesome

The way Micheal entered the toilet had me laughing for several minutes

*That ‘find ya’* *-* 12:25 *got me!* *XD*

I know Michael probably has like an army of security guards, but I still feel like I need to protect him? Specifically from Nyle.

There is nothing less relatable than the phrase, "I've never walked on grass."

Those dudes are living proof that all the money in the world can't buy good taste/style and most importantly..... Respect!

No secret passageways, no towers, no cozy breakfast nook, no tea/coffee room, no open-air atrium, no rugs, no warm brickworks. 0/10.

it’d be more interesting to me to see these insanely rich people like him tour regular peoples houses, what would their commentary be when they’re already so out of touch with reality in their own houses

As someone who is from Argentina and wouldn’t listen to him, I get why it didn’t work out.

I'm glad stuff like this exist because it's show to people that maybe, just maybe, Infinite wealth is not as better as we often think it is, to our normal life. This isn't a house, living there would feel like living in a Museum or a Skyscrapper's hall.

This was a great video, but for some reason, I was certain Michael was going to take his boots off, walk barefoot on the grass and smile with a innocence unmatch throughout all time. Then it didn't happen, and I had to pause the video and weep silently for 10min.

I'm from Argentina (third world country) and seeing that sculpture solved all my problems!! I now have a good job with a decent salary. I'm so happy! I'm gonna pass around this video so that everyone here sees the sculpture and fix this country!!

Producer Michael is the only house tourer I watch. He's actually entertaining and I think means well for how out of touch he is. He treats his cameraman like a friend for the most part and asks for his opinion on things

5:27 Assuming that candle is the black matte candle from the brand the flaming candle, it would be $18.65 which means that house is 8,042,895.4423592 times the amount of that candle

14:20 What you mean is "Fremdscham". The feeling of embarrassment you get while watching someone else making a fool of themselves. "Schadenfreude" would be a feeling of malicious joy over someone else's misfortune.

Michael is like a child, confused, curious, easily distracted, and excited about the simplest things. He's so sheltered that he manages to be kind of sweet, even if he is still a totally out-of-touch absurdly rich person. Nial is a completely different brand of rich, completely insane and out-of-touch with every single human being on the planet, thinking he can speak for everyone on things that make no sense, not understanding his clear mental issues related to his ex wife, and seeming like he could snap at any moment.

You know what? Michael's nice. Most rich and clueless people try to flex their nonexistent knowledge and just end up making a fool of themselves. He just straight up admits that he doesn't know and that's commendable, honestly.

2:39 “NO BEER ADAM.” Good lord, I won’t.

The house looks like a museum. It looks like an art room but scaled up 100 times over. With that same money, you could've built the greatest castle of all time.

i feel so betrayed on Michael's behalf after Niall showing him the "red room"....... this man was excited about GRASS how could u do that to him??? :(

I love that he called the house ’warm and homely’. It looks more like a cold, sterile office building. Like one of those large fancy offices you find in those large skyscraper buildings in the city. And does a home really need to be that big and have so much pointless stuff in it? It just looks like it would be a pain to maintain. What’s wrong with living in a normal sized home that you can clean more easily?

Danny, donate the candle to Goodwill or another thrift store. One of my favorite things to do when I go to goodwill is to see what few candles are there. Some are well used, some are untouched. But they all end up loved by someone.

Producer Micheal was in British Army. It’s quite common over here that ex military stick to traditions. It’s just all part of respect, you use the path instead of the grass. Forever have I been doing this out of routine 😊

cAN I JUST SAY: danny’s hair looks so fucjing sick with the grey streaks he literally looks awesome he pulls it off amazingly

As much as I want to hate Michael for what he represents, he's just so earnest it's impossible. It's like a toddler discovering everything for the first time, I can't help but be like "oh wow Michael you're doing it, you're walking on that grass! good job buddy!"

The candle Danny has is currently worth $13.00 on target. The house was worth 500 million. So that means the house is actually worth 38461538.4615 times more than the candle.

If you told me this was a comedy bit parodying the ultra rich I would 100% believe it.