The Most Incompetent Axis 104 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell 

FOR FUCKS SAKE

But great allies😎

“ Kommadant, we are losing. “ “ Send in the children. “

If golden and swimmy are on it it's automatically bad. Hilariously bad though!

Bokoen is always Japan when this happens.

*Outstanding move*

Lmfao

Golden and Swimmy, the best Germany players. When you combine them, you get a stressful game full of incompetance and a lot of shouting.

Swimmy at least thinks "hey, maybe we need more productions in Tanks" Golden in the otherhand just...play a WWI strat

"Whats this? a crossover episode?"

"HANZ, GET ZE HITLERJUGEND!" - German frontline commanders, ca. 1944, colorized

Golden loves kids

If you look the date was 1942. This so historically inaccurate yet so historically accurate at the same time. And also is funny.

Volkssturm*

Ohne Ö

Thats when the idea of the Maus was born

@@myman1635 I think you mean the Ratte

The Glasgow accent just fuckin makes it

That would make interesting game mechanic. Something like scraping ships to get more steel for some time

@@hopin8krzys it wouldn't really work as the system in Hoi is neverending

Swimmy has been getting his redemption arc recently with even more delusional people by his side.

@@suspecm6316 lmao

@@suspecm6316 Swimmy is equal parts delusional and remarkably selfaware. He recognizes that he's doing dumb shit like 70% of the time and just does it anyway.

@@andrewstepanek8933 and that is why we all love him

Stop stop I’m gonna piss myself 🤣

It's like instead of normal instruments for a band they spent all their time on one massive sousaphone that doesn't even work

@@GInJaNInJA98765 The most secret Nazi wonder weapon.

@@GInJaNInJA98765 Some just honk their clown noses, others play a sliding whistle, some even cackle in time with the conductor’s baton while comically tiny clown car plays La Cucaracha with its horn

@@maxkennedy8075 Admiral Dönitz cartwheeling around a thoroughly unimpressed Rommel as the ship slides into the water, running over a fishing boat

The best quotes from this series are always the type of stuff to get prople tried at the hage

I still think “I don’t lose, I just win in the other direction” is the best Swimmy line

guys the best one ever is "if i ban child labor i might actually go bancrupt"

"Unlike you College, I don't respect women" -Swimmy 2019

@@ShiftySheriff2 "So you see how I'm justified" -swimmy when he was exterminating Germans when he was playing Yugoslavia'

He was missing his brain.

BASED GOLDEN

If you forgot it it didn't matter

I thought his name was Gordon

@@tacticalnuke5673 or put the planes in the freaking air I really dont understand how the fuck they paradrop Berlin

I saw the title and I knew Golden was Germany

Said it out loud. I saw the description and said "that's golden" to no one.

Any time you see something bad with Germany it's Golden

Honestly that sounds like me as well. I like Navies in HoI4 even though they're Useless For example I built a super battleship that single handedly beat the shit out of the Royal Navy. I also used a mod that added more to the MtG research tree and made a sub with 0 detection below and 0.1 detection on the surface. I created an invisible submarine.

Hitler wasn't the Fuhrer. Turns out they brought back the Kaiser.

Or real life germany

@@balazsbalazs3926 Historical Accuracy

add that to the bucket list of Swimmy quotes

Golden: “...Swimmy?”

That...quite literally All the Attemps to conquer Europe

Yh, Germany was only this successful early on because the Allies and Soviets were so incompetent it bordered on active sabotage. Once they figured their shit out it turned immediately. On the german side it's the hilarious logistics and almost everything that happened after they ran out of steam at the gates of Moscow in 41.

Spains laugh was so cursed too, made me laugh too instantly haha

@@tiago4158 Peef’s laugh is so fucking contagious and i love it

The real winners in that situation are the brave Indian paratroopers

Gotta get control of the seas if you want that secret recipe.

@@riolkin Ravioli ravioli give me the BBioli

LEMON SCENTED

One of the funniest episodes to come out in a while

Fr, their storyboard guy really nailed this episode

and the children

don't forget peef wheezing

I mean at this point hes just embarrasing himself

He wasn’t thinking critically

Is dit zowaar de heer Tijburg?

@@hiddeheijnis5618 In levende lijve!

I mean he didn't even have the border with the Soviets fully guarded.

I love that episode

@@Guanaco17 Yeah, I actually tried the siege divisions Golden made in the great war mod, I honestly don't know how you could lose that

*GET A US PLAYER* Man, I miss 18'

LOOK GUYS LOOK

Ok, who was in paris?

I feel ashamed for how long it took me to get this joke.

@@davidgomez7882 i still dont get it

@@anonnona4163 The people that were playing Germanu are children.

Wasn't Golden

@@Bokoen1 so... i suppose Golden lost?

It was swimmy

@@Bokoen1 shit

Iwo Jima is better

Golden and Swimmy have been trying to out Dressel Dressel and they still have not managed.

@@arielfuchs316 It feels like Dressel have been forgotten bruh. What happened to him?

@@thekebab1655 I miss him

@@thekebab1655 He got banned for being excessively racist, according to the Bokoen1 reddit. Him, Pashalis and Vader were all banned for the same reason, although apparently Pashalis was the worst.

Wait, they dont use that idea?

@@Genburthing I believe they almost did, but they managed to break the Western front without using it

@@jordandelosreyes5656 Using Barb on France just screams "Here's how Germany can still win!" xD

If golden keeps playing then obviously

Ofc

There are actually happen pretty often if Bo plays germany

mfw game impact

He doesn't want any involvement in the shitstorm over in Europe. If he can focus on Asia he can point and laugh at the Axis in Europe if they perform poorly, or get hyped if they do amazing.

@@starstudy8752 So, great power, less great responsibility. Sounds like a winning move to me.

The Eastern Front was Model and Mannstein's show more than it was Rommel's, but yes

@@hallowedbeyourdays Was Rommel even in the Eastern front

@@user-kt3jk1vq9o nope he was busy in North Africa And France

Actually Dankus lost some good times as a Major in this channel. Its just not often because its him competent vs a group of retards

His responses are probably some of the funniest out of the gang.

PLAN Z!!!!

Italy: *in the middle of switching sides* You sure about that?

Annihilating the enemy air-force via para-drops is a brilliant move.

@@R3GARnator They fixed/removed that from the game, but obvious the Hungary cap, as well as I paradropped Paris and Vichy capped, but that wasn't in the vid

Swimmy co oping Germany

it was braun swimmy and golden all on the same team it was destined to bomb in a glorius faction though seeing golden eat his words for what he said to hungary was even more glorius

And Braun was the competent one.

They multiplies their incompetence

Hannibal is in Italy! rally the defenses

Don't forget to include James, keppler and the OG incompetent one of all time -Dressel,

Sad that noone sees the wordplay in there

No... Its not ONLY Golden