the most insane ice cream story you'll ever hear 

This was genuinely the weirdest fucking experience I've ever had lmao please fucking believe me also if you like this sorta thing, PLEASE send itt around like and comment and all that silly goofy shit, ty ty ty!!

Feels like some janky npcs gathered in one place but they're waiting for the main character, and you aren't the main character so you just have to deal with it

That ice cream store sounds like one like one of those places where the next time you visit it, it's either not there, or super old and rundown. And when you ask a passers-by, they tell that it never existed or that it's been closed for 40 years

You just found the dev test room where they were figuring out npc interactions that they forgot to take out. Either that, or someone made an ice cream place and based everything they did off of what an ai told them to do.

The fact that "99 cent slime special" was the least elaborated part of the story shows exactly how wild it is

Why do I feel like that cashier is like one of those characters who wants to dance but his parents force him to continue the family business of serving ice cream

Amazing how CircleToons can make a normal ice cream store visit sound like an ethereal, out-of-body experience.

I was going to say the dancing cashier was the weirdest thing going on, but then I remembered the ice cream girl who just straight up ate a spoonful of the slime she was supposedly going to offer you.

This wasn't just a storytime video; it is now THE quintessential storytime video.

I thought this was going to be a regular story about getting ice cream that he was hyping up to build up to the punchline being that it was normal but this is way funnier than that would have ever been.

You missed the side quest, you were meant to grab one of the immortal deities and hit the eldritch symbol 3 times with them. That would've unlocked the secret slime portal and from then you could've continued The Wacky Adventure

I can tell he recorded this immediately after this ritual went down

So this is where I’m at now. Willingly watching a story about someone talking about getting ice cream. That’s how much I trust this man.

CircleToons laughing through most of this video is some of the purest joy I’ve ever seen.

The way that he was laughing and dying in distress at the same time the entire video was just funny and astonishing at the same time.

I have never been so scared and delighted to hear about a man basically have an existential crisis at an ice cream store. As someone who had a somewhat similar experience, I'm glad to see something so chaotic. I request that you go back there immediately to make sure it wasn't a mirage.

This feels AI generated. Like, this is what an AI's loose grasp on reality seems like.

Those children were actually the four horse men of the apocalypse.

This sounds like a dream you remember like it actually happened

I'm convinced that slime did something to these people.

this is the best storytime animation. usually this genre feels like something you watch just to consume content but this shit was so engaging i replayed it immediately lol

Excuse me WHAT!?!? This is by far some of the most bizarre, confusing, and bewildering events that could have happened. No wonder you were left so frazzled.

You went on a joy ride through what we call the next dimension.

I have had this happen before and apparently it happens a lot in Michigan (Where I live). In my own experiences I've noticed that it's almost always a Karen who lets their rats-I-mean-kids act this way so they can have a reason to get mad at the poor soul who accepts their challenge. And btw, her staring at you was a challenge to you to dare to ask her to reign in her rats... I mean kids... sorry... the similarities... (shivers) I'm glad you got out of there A.S.A.P., it was the best thing you could have done.

“The 4 year old was playing bouncer!” BRUH THAT GOT ME DIEING SO HARD😂

I just listened to 5 minutes of a guy explaining how he almost lost his insanity Life changing

I haven’t laughed so consistently over the span of six minutes in a long time oh my god that shit was hilarious

I believe it because there is no way in the world someone could just make this up. It's like that weird dream you always tell your friends but it happened irl lmao

4:55 YEET

i cannot stop laughing at this, they way you worded, animated, and conveyed what happened at this wacky zany crazy ice cream visit straight out of a cartoon made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts

4:30 I'm convinced those kids just planned for this and were waiting for the opportunity to mentally break anyone who dared walk in the building

I love this storytime format, it's pretty funny how the lady ate the slime and how the guy was dancing among other things, sounds like a unique experience

This is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard

How hysterical he was getting as he was recalling it was actually hilarious.

2:11 it’s his idle animation dawg he was afk

If a seven year old girl walked up to me and started going “damn daddy” it would’ve activated my fight or flight. I have no idea how circletoons is still mentally stable after this harrowing experience.

i could not stop laughing the entire video

As someone who used to work at a small ice cream shop, the amount of stuff like this that I’ve seen happen is honestly incredible. (Also in defense of the dancing guy, I used to get bored and just dance in the back room when it was a slow day so it’s understandable)

this animation style is way different than we had for the last few videos. i appreciate that change.

i absolutely live for your psychotic storytelling

By the end I was so relieved that he didn't end up consuming the dubious slime from this establishment. I shudder to think what it might have been made of.

This had to be a Dunkin/Baskin Robins, and that horrifying menu monstrosity was probably the croissant stuffer.

THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS XD Please do more of these LMAOOO

If this is the "worst thing that ever happened to me", count yourself lucky. I was forced to do a gym test and they ran me until I passed out. And several other students came up to me as I lapsed in and out of consciousness and took turns spitting my face. Since I couldn't move, I couldn't even wipe it off. One of them actually felt bad after a few minutes, and came back to apologize. I had ASTHMA! When I told my mother I had problems breathing, she told me to stop being so melodramatic. Teachers accused me of faking it. Nobody believed I had the condition since I was never taken to a doctor to test for it.

What a story 😂

Your delivery is what carries this, which isn’t to downplay the animation part

I feel like I've been flashbanged by words. From a storytime of all things.

You’d probably wish all of that were a fever dream if this all taken place in a Waffle House as there’d possibly be brawling going on in there too.

I do believe you. Because I'm pretty sure just about the exact same thing happened to me once. Also with friends. And also with weird children like that.... and also with the dancing cashier wait what the fuck?

The story hasn't even started yet and I'm already giggling so much because he's giggling so damn much lmao

Circle and the party have entered an unfinished MMO in which their presence alone has glitched all of the NPC's

The stamina and composure one needs to maintain the incredulity of this storytime story is one of epic magnitudes. Very well done, my dude.

I blame Tick Tock for melting the brain of everyone involved except for the bug on the counter. He probably just sticks to Instagram.

You know I though the entire NPC thing being a joke but after watching this I think some people are actually NPCs

Everyone who works at that establishment should be fired, including the children.

Everyone at this store has ADHD. Mystery solved. You just caught the cashier during his idle animation

It sounds like a possible interaction in Skyrim and it's SCARY.

Pretty sure that it was supposed to be a nightmare but a glitch in the Matrix happened instead.

Me at 5:36 WHAT?!

5:54 (me now genuinely concerned about this true story) tf is that

This whole story sounds eerily similar to some odd dreams I've had before😂😂

4:40 “I’ve been through a lot today.” You’ve been through a lot in the last 5 minutes

unironically the best storytime video

PLEASE someone tell me the name of this ice cream place I need to go there someday

After watching a video about comedy skits written by AI, this seems more like an AI story than those.

The excitement in your voice as you try to not lose your shit completely is contagious

The second he starts describing the insanity all the oxygen in his vicinity vanished

This is legit one of the best story time videos ive seen

When you entered that shop you joined a gmod dark rp server

I dont believe that for a second but amazing video loved it

This is such dream logic, I love it. I'm fond of the usual animation style and I really like this way of doing it too.

The story telling is amazing every time the third kid arrives I find myself in stitches laughing.

You either tell a great parody story (nailed the needlessly-long, and the forced-interest parts of this content meta), or I've been eating all the wrong slime.

No! My Slime-Ice-Cream store has been exposed! Who dumped it onto the mortal realm?!?! Ahem, I mean...uh... What kind of eldritch underworld have you entered?!

When you're so understaffed you don't even have guys doing background checks on new employees. When your store is literally a figment of an animator's imagination and it's so wacky that all your employees are leaving. Ps: it's a loop.

Honestly this would be one of my best days if I got to experience it. This isn't eldritch, this is weird, nonsensical and absolutely amazing. Every single part you said would make me smile harder simply because of how fun it sounds compared to normal life.

I’m dying the guy dancing and the kid at the door made me cry 😂

Good lord, happy you made it out alive. Definitely sounds like one of those horror games where events cause psychic damage until you go insane.

This is too weird to believe, but too surreal to be made up And WHY WAS THE GUY DANCING?!

This reminds me of this time that I ate a few weed brownies and watched croc Dundee, convinced myself the people on the Telly were speaking Cantonese and that the sofa was sentient, then seriously contemplated on whether or not the prime minister was a pineapple. I’m lucky I didn’t O.D.

I see...so what I learn from this is that: -Outside: Bad -Stay at home: Good

Chaotic storytime animations give me lifeblood like you wouldn’t believe

its you laughing and trying to keep it together throughout the entire story that gets me, i wish there were more storytime type videos that had this level of energy to it

I have SO many questions: Who were those people? Why did they act the way they act? Why did they own an ice cream store? Etc… Where even were you?!

You can tell he recorded this as soon as he got home and then started animation Also these people arent real, the story is real just, those arent people, they dont think, the icecream person doesnt reply and doesnt have icecream on the menu, the cashier is dancing, a family just walked in and out of a store without saying anything, the mother just stares blankly, the kids are actually fucking pychotic and have zero attension span apart from the bouncer who was meant to be 20 years older than he was and there is just a fucking traffic line of cars sitting there

Nah Bro was getting it Down 💃🕺💃🕺 2:05

You can tell circle loved making this video, and it was funny as hell! Good job.

This feels like an AI written story but somehow i dont doubt that it happend

Ice cream? Storytime animation? Deranged man yelling into his microphone? This sounds like an Ice Cream Sandwich reference...

Remember kids don't do drugs on the job.

I'd like to double this experience and give it to the next person....

I love this extra cute small animation it’s adorable

This sounds legit...icecream/yogurt shops are usually staffed with minors who are on their first job ever and haven't yet evolved to have a good work ethic

I’m convinced there were some heavy drugs in that slime that the family managed to get a hold of before barging in as the effects started to hit That or you noclipped into a dev room

Im pretty sick rn and i saw this video, circletoon- you made my day! (I just cant stop laughing)

"Never let them know your next move" i guess

hearing circletoons literally dying of laughter while trying to tell the story really is the cherry on top

I gotta say...I was thinking this story was cap until the little girl said "Damn Daddy! Damn Mommy!"

This entire situation sounds like if you took a bunch of npcs from different games and put them in a room

This story 100% confirms we live in the matrix. Everyone glitched out and a hard reset had to be done.