THE MOST POKEMON UNITE GAME EVER 

Let's see. Teammate with terrible items? Check Someone with Goal Getter? Check Teammate abandoning lane after dying once? Check Three people in one lane for no reason? Check (Though that was on the enemy team, the three going bot line at the start) Bad mon in lane? Check (on the enemy team, the Decidueye) "Check it out"? Check "Thanks" player? Check Players who over prioritize Regieleki? Check Players who never rotate? Check (A9 never left top lane) Player allowing a Regieleki to make a goal defenseless for no reason? Check (3:51) Attempt to surrender before Ray spawns? Check Needless Rayquaza rip when the other team is still alive and the teamfight is on going? Check (for the enemy team, Greninja tried to rip) Players who can't do math? Check (Zoroark scoring much less than Cris at the end) Backcapper? No AFK player? No Unite moves wasted 30 seconds before Ray? No Jungle stealer? No Sorry, this game didn't have the full unite experience, so it's not the most Unite game ever. 9/10 though, still pretty bad.

Cris: i want Pokémon Unite TiMi: best we have is Portable Monsterlings Cooperate

This game needs huge tutorial buffs and useful tips like every game

That thumbnail was way to accurate

the word Bastos in Filipino can be translated into: pervert, rude, and impolite. idk where that player is truly from but most of Filipino kids without creativity name themselves like that or pogi(handsome) in their name.

8:56 bruh not the ray kill on gren

I watched this muted, and the rapid-fire sequence of meowscarada inting followed by zoro wasting ult followed by gren dying to ray followed by zoro goal getting under your 50 cap had me dying. Also Krashy needs to see this as a Tsareena nonbeliever.

3:49 clefable letting regi go in for no apparent reason 😊

4:22 bro has automatic basic or pursuit on 💀💀

You can just run away from ranged attacker but people still choose to fight them

this kind of players always exists. the only differences is. you can find them in master rank, which is highest rankedin PU, while you can find them from iron-gold in LOL and herald to ancient in dota 2. PU ranking and matchmaking system is garbage

5:20 not just tsareena unite. whenever you unite a ninja clone, you get refunded given it was a single target unite

One of these days these junglers will learn how to jungle.

These people should be studied by NASA they might discover something new

Cris sir, you are a solo queue GOD. thanks for the content

GG I was Lord Bastos himself, the go-to-lane-die-once and swap and Ray Flipper Clef. You may bow before me~

cris’s sarcastic “There’s the goal getter! nice.. nice.. niceeee” got me good 02:01

Its crazy how other mobas have a decently thorough tutorial and stop you from playing ranked till youve played the game a good amount but unite said naw why teach people the game or allow a good ranked environment, just force bot games on everyone so even the worst players might think they do well. They would rather gaslight players than actually teach them

This match was so priceless. Another trope every minute

Play Pokémon unite bro it’s peak! Pokémon unite:

I thought Cris was complimenting at 3:29 but that's just the player's name, haha!

Always grief bastos so you can get an exp share umbreon in return. You must troll the troll to survive.

It's been a while since I've been in the Expert rank, but my memories of it are basically this match.

No problem Cris

The classic unite experience, this game always finds a way to make me wanna uninstall lol

We have another one from the crisverse (the enemy trev)

Masters, Ultra, and Vet are all the same rank at this point

I could understand if this was a veteran rank match up but how can you be paired with people like this in masters ranked 1800+ is crazy.

Crazy to think this happens both in Master rank and Veteran rank alike. In which game are we playing

Oh there's the goal getter "Nice"😂

Enemy team coordinated playing like they're in Worlds.

I can't even understand these people get reached Master so early. This game was too much easy than any moba ever

5:11 never know that if clone get unite the cooldown gets lower

You and umbreon couldve gone for a GUARANTEED score of 27 + 50 on a 38 hitpoints goal bottom, plus your last stack, plus level 15 at ray guaranteed. 6:39 edit: luckily the enemy team threw and gave you another quadra + score lol But i still believe you shouldve scored those 50 bottom, then got another 20 or so points from kills into top, hence breaking all goals with your team.

does rescue hood not work on clefable?

In philippines, Bastos means Rude

They were just getting a zenkai boost after every death

What’s dlc?

4:40 That is the most naive and entitled thing I've ever heard someone say, ever. Gun to my head, I would rather play 100 of the lowest quality Unite games back to back before playing 2 of the lowest quality League of Legends games in Iron 4. Unite games are guaranteed to be 10 minutes long, so there is a finite window for the "suffering" (that shit is too mild to seriously be considered suffering). League games last until one team destroys the nexus, so that shit in Iron elo would last 30+ minutes just for one game. Also, the first 8 minutes of a Unite match don't mean anything. If you continued to farm the catchup Indeedee (the ones that only spawn after the first goal zone in that lane is destroyed) you can keep up in levels. From there, a lucky Rayquaza steal means you win. In League, if you have four mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, goblins on your team, you can't win. In Unite, just farm and steal Ray, you can turn around any game. Absolute entitlement to say that any Unite experience is worse that even a tame League of Legends experience.

Bastos means rude in tagalog

Chris is getting more cute day by day !

Nah, that ain’t the most Pokemon unite game. Woulda been if you had an amazing comeback only to have it ripped away from you at the Rayquaza pit by a Blissey egg or something.

NICE GAME AS ALWAYS CRIS! love from the Philippines

Love the thumbnail.💙

that was IN FACT.....A GAME

That thumbnail is spot on omg

Rip

Are some Unite players doing builds like this because they feel they need a more difficult challenge?

Nice vid👍

The only people with a brain was umbreon and you Cris

They need a tutorial for each Pokemon and how to use them effectively because this is just nonsense!

its beautiful . . . the only thing missing is the worst player in the team hopping on mic at the last point in the match youre losing . . . .

What's the other two games??

Guys ive played both and the culture of both league and dota is so bad, and you dont want unite to be like them.

The bad thing starting unite Is the items what you need to level up Stsrting with lv20 is hard...but go to 30? Thats terrible And also the new players can't be everything because there are items for special atk and regular atk If i like play cinderace i need to buy atk items ...but i dont have th coins to buy more things like special atk items. So...i just can play evry atk and no special atk New player can't play inteleon because he already buy items for atk Not special atk..and there is no money Thats truly terrible.

nah, you should stop being a youtuber and streamer, be a comedian please this channel needs and deserves to do better

Ye 2nd

They should stop releasing more Pokemon the game will be on good condition

Hey relax at least europeans we have chill afks not like that crustle players being a pain in the ass

Did bro say iron . This is first time all human lobby in LOL , MLBB , AOV