The most TOXIC speedrun in history 

The absolute fear when they thought the Luigi was AFKing against them was amazing.

I let my 5 year old son play my switch, he will play mario party unsupervised and has left it idol before. So the fact that the last episode may have very much been my kid and the trauma it inflicted on jo and Jacob is fucking hilarious to me.

I was actually practicing for my calc exam during the last mario party. Jo is omniscient.

Went from trying an actual speedrun to just bullying Yoshi, and that’s great lol

One thing to keep in mind for this run: The characters that you see onscreen are not necessarily the same ones your opponents see. One time I recruited a friend for online game applause to reduce the likelihood of ragequits, so I can get the applause achievement faster. On my screen I was Mario, my buddy was Wario, and Yoshi/Luigi were the others (eventually AI). On my buddy's screen, I was Wario, my buddy was Daisy, and the other two were Luigi/Mario. So using character-specific stickers may not have the same effect that you see.

Things haven't been as wholesome ever since Dash left 😔

I was laughing along at the start joke until I realised that I did actually watch the whole last video in a non podcast style

I don't have the game myself but I can only imagine the online mode gets more and more intolerable to actually try and play every time one of these videos drops

These are the only people I’m aware of to make a speedrun where the best strat is to timer stall.

Actually, Birdo having one star at the end is a "good" thing. After all...what is more humiliating than losing 6-0 to UR BAD? Losing 6-0 to UR BAD *and* 1-0 to an AI!

I cannot overstate that there's a good chance that Jess is a literal child. 14 years old at max.

Jo calling that 9 was wildin’ yo

dude Jo called me out, I did do math homework during that

This is the perfect video to watch while wrapping my family's Christmas gifts with over 100yrds of duct tape

The only problem with this strat is the number of people who watch deluxe. They'd never rage quit

You could say amog rage quit, but I’d say he dodged a massive bullet

idea: set the controller to turbo button "A" or whatever and then just leave it to play online

Focusing one player might be a backfire play honestly. They’re just as likely to rage stay as they are to rage quit. Never making the toxicity personal means they wont have bruised skin in the game keeping them in.

the timer during the long game being exactly 10 min 10 s behind the video time is peak youtube performance

We all shared a moment of panic when the Luigi stalled

last night i had a dream jo was killed by brassius from the new pokemon games. he was strangled by his thorn whip just out of jacob’s view while they were recording (i think they were recording spelunky) brassius’ motive was that his mother had been killed for her art with his thorn whip which was originally hers until she died. this all took place in a five guys parking lot. i don’t know why jacob and jo were recording in a five guys parking lot, and i don’t know how brassius got away with murder out in the open in broad daylight. what i do know is that jacob continued recording after jo disappeared and didn’t question it.

this is the melee content we’ve been waiting two years for

56:40 I love bowser in the background, I just find it really funny

I think a better category would be longest time it takes for every player to quit. That way you have to balance how commited you think they are vs being wholesome to get the best time.

I'd like to say that I did watch the last video in its entirety and I would do it again There is something wrong with me

Truly one of the speed runs of all time

All the top tier sticker game against people who had definitely muted it is like squidward in the snowball fight

This game wasn’t insane, but i think it’s definitely the luckiest i’ve seen them get

Yayyyyy it's back! Pls fill me with the healy powers of gaslighting and rage🙌

I think the fact that this infuriated me as well tells me that your really good at this

My favorite channel to watch during class/homework!

9:39 Bro’s favorite game being Mario Party 10 would’ve made me quit 💀

for a second I thought Jo said that they were just playing a gif in the last episode, and that the challenge was against the viewers

this is a weird episode to watch when you are named jess lol

he sounds like gus when he realizes hector has a bomb attached to his chair at 54:38

This has got to be one of the only speedrun categories where wasting time is optimal

so jacob was actually a bit off on the timing because they didnt notice the waluigi leaving right away, the official time is 4:33.14

ok but 1:24:34 was just jacob saving birdo

To be fair, I actually do love the memory minigame

I bet CHOOCH is chill irl

I forgot that Alpha wasn't Peach so I thought he messed up on Rockin Raceway

she party on my mario till i superstar

35:45 Jo is the main character

thank god they all hit the dice

I think the great thing about bullying someone in Mario Party is that it takes LONG So it's a real commitment + it can deal more long-term psychological damage to the opponent

Give us dash back or give us death

I actually watched it watched it when I was eating lunch.

Okay now show up to an actual real life party you're not hosting and speedrun making everyone get fed up and leave.

I find it funny that they know this is the greatest podcast it dosnt even matter if you’re watching you still know what’s happening

The only speedrun where you WANT to waste time

40:16 most based thing I have ever heard

Why does Wario do the epic rap battle Mr. beast pose when you select him?

After watching their last video I went and tried to make people rage quit and I figured out map stalling, when Alpharad mentioned that they were getting time back in this one I just shouted out "THEY FIGURED IT OUT"

40:06 you asked which type of people watch your videos, but i don't think answering that question would make you feel any better.

You know what else is toxic? Going a year without a Tux and Fanny playthrough!

I hate to admit i fully watched the last one but lets hope this one is different im giving my full attention

Jacob "I've never finished with people before" Alpharad, finally confirms he is bad at seggs

How did you know I listen to you guys while I study math? 😂

6:21 dead ass i think thats why people are so toxic on league of legends, its outrageous being forced to play a losing game for at least 20 minutes, and its even more rage inducing if your team doesn't surrenders. Now get that on a daily basis and your life is eternally soured.

8:05 ayo what you thinking about with that sound sir

This is optimized bullying

This video has LE’s brother Josh playing melee vibes

Jo was crazy calling that dice roll though, sick 1/10 chance

1:18:54 Do we even have to say what kind of moment this is?

I'm so glad altrive is gone but the new guy is even worse! What were you thinking jo?

I watched the entirety of the last video and I didn't regret it

This video is a good example of why you never want to be caught in a youtuber's video.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE TOXICITY!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FO KING TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!

There is something so satisfying about being extremely toxic in kids games

A good wholesome game vs cpus

The Noobdog of Mario Party

the best thing is how their own strats tilt them too

I watched the last one in its entirety it was awesome

i watched the whole other speedrun video, i'm not insane, i'm just dedicated to the cause

PLEASE do this again!!! I need it lmao

Ive just had surgery on my shoulder and I can't do anything. So this is perfect.

this is heightening my anxiety by watching it

I was surprised to see an upload, but then I remembered it’s December

I like the part where they were wholesome

I miss the old deuxe Straight from the diceblock deluxe

Never been more wholesome

I miss Dash

I’ll never be able to play online public lobbies the same again

That duel with Peach was a bit much Jo

This is amazing.

No more wholesomeness

thats crazy bro

I remember in a mario party game I kept spamming hit miss and all me stickers because of this channel and one of my friends rage quit

Still no Dash? That’s a miss.

Very excited to see how toxic this will be!

Honestly I payed more attention when the video was just a gif

Unrivaled Toxicity

It was actually optimal for birdo to get that last bonus star because otherwise yoshi would have gotten second place

1:00:52 is my place so I don’t lose my place. Thanks

Bruh just pay as much money as you have into the thwomps on yoshi's tropical island that'd be so toxic for everybody

Didn't watch the last one while doing math homework, but while marking math homework

DEKU SMASH AND ALL MIGHT IN FORTNTIE WOOOOO

Honestly I think turn 2 of map stalling I would just dip, if not sooner.

this video went from trying to get a rage quit world record to world record for most toxicity givin on 2 players 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0:08 Actually, I was doing physics.