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The most underrated rant/joke from Dr. cox (SCRUBS Dr. Cox VS Dr. Kelso) 

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Bob Kelso and DR.cox in their best condition.

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@wiskyvet
@wiskyvet 7 лет назад
"I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. It didn't work out the way I planned. It's just me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians."
@Skimbleshanks73
@Skimbleshanks73 5 лет назад
Can I join?
@sabrina.h2737
@sabrina.h2737 5 лет назад
Ha, ha! 😂
@MrVanderwel
@MrVanderwel 4 года назад
@Emanuel Toma False, he loves cox.
@thepeepsho
@thepeepsho 4 года назад
this is quite possibly the best comment on any scrubs video that i have read!!! absolutely brilliant!! xx
@saltywater5097
@saltywater5097 4 года назад
@@thepeepsho it's from the show.
@Duddeldink
@Duddeldink 6 лет назад
It just struck me, now, years after the show ended, that Dr. Murphy is called Murphy, and that with him everything that can go wrong, does. I am a slooooow man...
@Skorsis
@Skorsis 6 лет назад
... holy shit.
@ampz1466
@ampz1466 6 лет назад
Wow, I never saw that.
@JimBox810
@JimBox810 6 лет назад
never thought of that either wow
@phoenixnyc
@phoenixnyc 6 лет назад
You are not alone.
@jamesgentry4556
@jamesgentry4556 5 лет назад
Wow, that as bad as when I realized that Aloma Wright came back as Shirley when they killed off Lavern.
@Grizabeebles
@Grizabeebles 7 лет назад
The part I loved about Scrubs was that after a couple seasons you clued in on the fact that Dr. Cox was a complete burn-out. He _really_ cared about his patients and the whole insulting and ranting routine was just his way of dealing with the sheer existential horror that is being unable to help so many people -- That's why the "perfect game" episode is my favorite. All the man wants is just *one* day when he doesn't have to stare death in the face.
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 5 лет назад
And yet at the end, of the day, he said to call the death, because he knew that day was lost, but there was always hope for tomorrow.
@neralvan2738
@neralvan2738 5 лет назад
Backed up even further by Season 5 Episodes 20&21. He had a deep connection with a patient, albeit through childhood trauma, and when him and 3 other patients died because of a freak accident he causes, he completely loses it. Dr. Cox always plays some villainous role to drive people away, but when it truly matters and the balance of someone's life or career comes into play, he shows who he truly is. Which is why the finale (I don't count season 9 as a show, much less a season) was such a perfect finale.
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr 4 года назад
@@neralvan2738 Yeah that one episode in particular is probably my favorite in the entire run of the show. To make it all worse, there was one patient in that episode who Cox was friends with and was not in any danger of dying until receiving the rabies-infected organ donation. You could see just how personally he took that death and how responsible he felt for it (as it led to his stint away from the hospital), and it showed you--as you said--just how much he truly cared for his patients.
@michelvanderlinden8363
@michelvanderlinden8363 4 года назад
I knew a guy who worked at either a funeral home or crematorium (I forgot which). The people there would make the most fucked up jokes according to him. nothing was sacred, anything was allowed. Not because they were bad people, or had bad morals. It was purely because they NEEDED to do it to get through the day. It's one thing to have a ceremony for an elderly lady who died peacefully in her sleep. Its another to hold it for a 9 year old who was struck dead by a car. That info always stuck by me and it's the main reason why I feel Doctor Cox is quite possibly the most realistic aspect of the show.
@katenkyokotsu4417
@katenkyokotsu4417 4 года назад
Or and hear me out he just loves rants which is shown when JD gave him an encyclopedia with every rant he’s every made...the delight on his face is telling
@enjoythestruggle
@enjoythestruggle 7 лет назад
'I'll explain it for you, you're a bad doctor' - hahaha xD Why is brutal honesty so funny?
@hardwirecars
@hardwirecars 7 лет назад
because most people think it but our society says everyone should be treated nice even when its just not true. its also why so many love insult comedy (think of a roast)
@enjoythestruggle
@enjoythestruggle 7 лет назад
hardwire Yep, that's it.
@feelthepony
@feelthepony 6 лет назад
in what society do you live i wonder.assholes have been a majority since i was born in 1991.
@4_times_college_dropout_tr24
@4_times_college_dropout_tr24 6 лет назад
Its surprising.A shock, and its there to make you laugh so its ok to laugh at poor dr. murphy being emotionally crippled by his superiors because its a joke but irl he would probably become severely depressed so we dont say that irl. Its fantasy about letting out rage but in very inappropriate ways, imagine if the show focused on dr murphys sad background or something, those jokes wouldnt be so funny. However we know the struggles of cox and his therapy so it makes it a bit more real. You get assholes who just take jokes from this and find power in using it in real life, but they don't know the suffering the guy on the other end goes through. A lot of people are raised by tv nowadays. Time and place.
@Grubiantoll
@Grubiantoll 6 лет назад
Most people fail at the honest part of ''brutal honesty''
@Siliven
@Siliven 9 лет назад
Cox: _"Mr. Murphey -"_ Murphey: _"Dr. Murphey?"_ Cox: _"ehh, yeehh, ehh, teehh, yehh, ehh"_ xD
@saryan155
@saryan155 9 лет назад
LOL.
@brickfungus
@brickfungus 9 лет назад
***** one of my favorite dr cox moments right there... i use it in real life a lot
@DirtCheapFU
@DirtCheapFU 8 лет назад
i used this joke on a fellow NCO. who was tightroping 3 different "less than honorable" discharge(s).
@pschroeter1
@pschroeter1 7 лет назад
You zeroed on the perhaps the funniest moment from the entire series.
@phishfearme2
@phishfearme2 6 лет назад
captain kangaroo - that's weird
@ShadowWolf1982
@ShadowWolf1982 4 года назад
“There seems to be a mix up, this hell. Hello Hitler, hello Mussolini, Captain Kangaroo? That’s weird.” Not just the dialog, but the way Cox delivers it, laughing too hard to breath. 😂😂
@StanvilleBrown
@StanvilleBrown 3 года назад
Facts! 😆
@danielciocilteu3545
@danielciocilteu3545 7 месяцев назад
The big question is: who is Captain Kangaroo? (im not american)
@seanshukoski3457
@seanshukoski3457 7 месяцев назад
@@danielciocilteu3545A childhood entertainer; like Barney, Bozo the Clown, Howdy Doody,, Mr. Rogers, etc.
@marcochimio
@marcochimio 4 года назад
The writers of this show came up with a brilliant way to deal with the Dr./Mr. Murphy character. If you are a fan of the show (spoiler), you learn that Murphy eventually specializes in Pathology and, it turns out, he is superbly good at his job. Why? Because he had accidentally killed so many patients when he was still treating them, that he became a walking encyclopedia of causes of death. Just genius writing (and acting)!
@macmcleod1188
@macmcleod1188 9 месяцев назад
That was such a satisfying outcome for me. I was just so happy after watching that episode.
@marcochimio
@marcochimio 9 месяцев назад
@@macmcleod1188 If you’re talking about Doug finding his own, I couldn’t agree more. It put a huge smile on my face and made me ridiculously happy for a fictional character.
@miahconnell23
@miahconnell23 9 месяцев назад
Later season ? I thought they had him on track to become a coroner at some point… he was regulated to working with patients who’d already passed away…
@stevesmith9447
@stevesmith9447 9 месяцев назад
Are you kidding? Upstairs they call that a Doug.
@marcochimio
@marcochimio 9 месяцев назад
@@miahconnell23 Pathologist, I think.
@RagnarokMic
@RagnarokMic 8 лет назад
I can listen to Dr. Cox rant all day long. I just love having my ears filled with Cox.
@joshualessore7652
@joshualessore7652 8 лет назад
looooool haha why xD
@bobby-joe8063
@bobby-joe8063 7 лет назад
and mouth
@Kyubo7
@Kyubo7 7 лет назад
that just sounds so wrong xD
@TheHoffy59
@TheHoffy59 7 лет назад
I'm not touching that one.
@ZzCanonBull
@ZzCanonBull 6 лет назад
You're doing it wrong
@FuckYoutubeCensorship
@FuckYoutubeCensorship 8 лет назад
Dorian's "she's dead" was the part that made me laugh.
@mahmoodabdulrazzaq5033
@mahmoodabdulrazzaq5033 7 лет назад
Teh0Wolf0Man it's Kelso's face when he says "The point is..." that makes me laugh
@wickedwitchoftheeast88
@wickedwitchoftheeast88 4 года назад
I love how JD trolled Kelso with that one 😂😂
@howardchambers9679
@howardchambers9679 3 года назад
Nah... "I'm calling my dad"
@Raveityourway
@Raveityourway 7 лет назад
I always thought I'd grow up to be like Doctor Cox. Now I'm 19 and feeling more and more like Doug everyday.
@EmmanuelMendoza-nv6gu
@EmmanuelMendoza-nv6gu 6 лет назад
Hit Now me too
@danielmcilwaine3159
@danielmcilwaine3159 6 лет назад
No one becomes a Dr Cox without being Doug for a little while
5 лет назад
Any changes now that you're 21?
@MOZZQUESTVANYALI
@MOZZQUESTVANYALI 5 лет назад
Yeah but doug goes on to be a great mortician, keep at it.
@connormclernon26
@connormclernon26 5 лет назад
Mozzaru eh, he still makes mistakes.
@jaywar69
@jaywar69 10 лет назад
"Your witness... " Great Kelso!
@CommisarHood
@CommisarHood 6 лет назад
"Your Honor... I got nothing."
@paulschuman1480
@paulschuman1480 5 лет назад
That line is literally the reason I looked for this clip
@billeone
@billeone 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂 dead ☠️☠️☠️
@DateTwoRelate
@DateTwoRelate 4 года назад
The best thing about this show is the few moments it got serious it would burn a hole in your heart so quickly that you didn't know how to process it fast enough. Therein lies the essence of life.
@paulschuman1480
@paulschuman1480 7 лет назад
As an attorney, I crack up everytime Bob just goes "your witness"
@bigmetroidfan1263
@bigmetroidfan1263 2 года назад
Yeah, that will happen when there is great dialogue between Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso.
@Galerak1
@Galerak1 9 месяцев назад
As you're an attorney I'm surprised you think 'every time' doesn't have a space in the middle.
@sagenebula
@sagenebula 9 лет назад
Honestly I think my favorite part of this whole thing is the exchange between Kelso and JD: JD: "Nana Hobbes or Grandma Dorian? Because Nana Hobbes can be a teensy bit racist." KELSO: "Grandma Dorian." JD: "She's dead." Cox may not appreciate JD all the time, but you know damn well JD was doing that just to be an asshole and piss off Kelso, and I love it.
@sausagedogandmrv
@sausagedogandmrv 9 лет назад
lolololgoodtimes I never thought of it like that. I always just thought JD said that because he was a bit of a weirdo and always said random things.
@01smashproductions
@01smashproductions 8 лет назад
+George Christodoulides Who are you, JD? Piss off mate.
@joevictor53
@joevictor53 8 лет назад
+lolololgoodtimes I lose it at Kelso''s reaction after that. So funny!
@hardwirecars
@hardwirecars 7 лет назад
i would agree but JD was always like that it was his character.
@tuschman168
@tuschman168 7 лет назад
I'm honestly surprised Kelso even walked into that one. Usually he doesn't even entertain dumb questions like that one.
@Dragonrose36
@Dragonrose36 3 года назад
"Perry, it's hotter than hell in here!" "Freezing!" "Great coffee though!" "Rat piss!" "Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!" "No Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!" "Your witness."
@123RADIOactive
@123RADIOactive 3 года назад
=D I’m calling my dad!! 🤪🤪🤪
@Ghost-go5eh
@Ghost-go5eh 3 года назад
I read this right as that scene started playing haha
@michaelwalker1017
@michaelwalker1017 3 года назад
Your witness 🤣 😌👌🏼
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 3 года назад
Kelso: RoboCop 3 is total crap! Cox: Masterpiece. Kelso: I say po-ta-to, and you say... Cox: To-ma-to. Kelso: How many lights are there? Cox: THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS. Kelso: Dr. Cox is the greatest physician who ever lived. Cox: ... damn you.
@PHDiaz-vv7yo
@PHDiaz-vv7yo 3 года назад
@@commandercaptain4664 underrated Trekkie comment. Well played Sandra (Yes applying Coxian girls names. Honestly there’s respect the-eee-re)
@VGamingJunkieVT
@VGamingJunkieVT 9 лет назад
Imagine if Kelso had said "John Dorion is a girly ass kisser" just to see Cox disagree with him.
@itsOasus
@itsOasus 9 лет назад
he would but then Mr. Murphy here wouldn't have his moment of glory whereas JD did eventually finally get his
@VGamingJunkieVT
@VGamingJunkieVT 9 лет назад
***** He could have done both, it didn't have to be one or the other. XD
@Omnipotentmonkey
@Omnipotentmonkey 8 лет назад
+MetroidJunkie2007 If that had happened I can just imagine Dr Cox jumping out of a window to avoid the dilemma
@VGamingJunkieVT
@VGamingJunkieVT 8 лет назад
Ciaran Smith Dr.Cox: I just realized... I have to go to the bathroom! - Jumps out window- Dr.Kelso: Odd, usually he sticks the landing.
@Omnipotentmonkey
@Omnipotentmonkey 8 лет назад
+MetroidJunkie2007 damn, that's actually pretty spot-on to what the writers would do with that scenario, good dialogue my friend.
@user-user9
@user-user9 7 лет назад
Cox: We are moving on. JD: You heard him we're moving on Cox: Oh, God help me JD: ...God help him
@lunaracc914
@lunaracc914 7 лет назад
Murphey: Sir...if I can just take this chance to explain my disturbingly high mortality rate. Kelso: Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor.
@s-094cam5
@s-094cam5 5 лет назад
"I swear that man has killed so many people he may just be a government agent..."
@maroo747
@maroo747 3 года назад
@@s-094cam5 conspiracy theory intensifies
@dwainpannell4931
@dwainpannell4931 3 года назад
So why do you keep employing him?
@dobrilabijelic1631
@dobrilabijelic1631 2 года назад
4 years later I'm the 500th like. Feels good mayne.
@rahbeeuh
@rahbeeuh 2 года назад
Foreshadows his eventual turn to coroner?
@Nuregra
@Nuregra 7 лет назад
Great moment in Scrubs, but as far as this being his most underrated joke/rant I must quote the man himself. "Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong."
@crashmatrix
@crashmatrix 7 лет назад
Define... clickbait.
@chriswelcome8102
@chriswelcome8102 7 лет назад
I use that on a weekly basis. Even though no one knows what I'm "Quoting"
@mattmatty5242
@mattmatty5242 7 лет назад
and we can add, from an other episode, " so wrong that it almost became right "
@BwanaLawi
@BwanaLawi 7 лет назад
Who else sang to this?
@DrRockso1987
@DrRockso1987 7 лет назад
One of the best moments was when J.D. said, "Soon you'll control what I say" and Dr. Cox responds, "I can control what you're say. Watch. Say something annoying!" J.D. responds, "See, it's..." and Dr. Cox says, "TA-DA!!!" That is by far one of Dr. Cox's sickest burns ever.
@Iggybart05
@Iggybart05 3 года назад
my favorite kelso moment is when JD's patient dies and kelso tells him. "Dr. Dorian you patient coded, i called it" "wait he's dead are you sure????" "well if he isn't that autopsy's gonna be a bitch" i know this isn't a kelso video, but kelso is still gold in this one too.
@dougmphilly
@dougmphilly 2 года назад
brilliant
@chriso1373
@chriso1373 10 месяцев назад
Probably my fave kelso line. Its up there with Janitor's "man... soup nights were the worst"
@MikeMJPMUNCH
@MikeMJPMUNCH 8 лет назад
I love the double take he does before saying "Captain Kangaroo?"
@DonGius1
@DonGius1 4 года назад
In german its kermit the frog🤷‍♂️
@jamesharvarduk
@jamesharvarduk 10 лет назад
I like the bit where the doctor says the funny thing.
@spenser9908
@spenser9908 7 лет назад
I love that part.
@jayferguson9968
@jayferguson9968 7 лет назад
And the reactions?!? Da best!
@gargamellenoir8460
@gargamellenoir8460 6 лет назад
So not the scenes where Murphy talked.
@Hero_of_Legend
@Hero_of_Legend 6 лет назад
Gargamel: Oooooh! Burn!
@derekross1234
@derekross1234 5 лет назад
Also the gestures that make the funny thing funnier.
@nygiants93
@nygiants93 16 лет назад
"grandma dorian." " she's dead" " THE POINT IS..." XD
@biofixphysicaltherapy5353
@biofixphysicaltherapy5353 2 месяца назад
15 yrs ago 🙈
@austin.valentine
@austin.valentine 27 дней назад
Full belly laugh every time
@lordofentropy
@lordofentropy 7 лет назад
My all time favorite Dr Cox moment is still: Elliot: "Dr Cox, I need your help." Dr Cox: "I would love to help you Barbie, but I am plum out of hair scrunchies."
@WillofDD
@WillofDD 10 лет назад
My favorite part: I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!" LOL
@moveaxebx
@moveaxebx 7 лет назад
"Why don't I do that for you. You're a bad doctor"...confidence gone forever! Hahahahaha
@stephennichol3620
@stephennichol3620 11 месяцев назад
They could have easily had Dr Cox and Dr Kelso switch arguments and have Kelso say he wants everyone to focus only on people who have a chance because it will boost the hospital stats and give us more grants or whatever, but instead they actually made Dr Cox wrong and Dr Kelso right. It humanizes both of them which makes this a great show
@dream6562
@dream6562 11 месяцев назад
It makes sense though, Dr Kelso is the one who would actually receive the complaints, so it would have to come from him
@Batchall_Accepted
@Batchall_Accepted 9 месяцев назад
What I liked about the show was they put a lot of work into not having a 'villain' , just people with conflicting ideas on how to handle shit. Everyone had a reason for being the way they are, shit even "the todd" acts how he does due to hidden insecurities Kelso and cox aren't bad people, they're just burned out from a lifetime of this shit
@motorcycleman115
@motorcycleman115 7 лет назад
How is this show not proclaimed as the greatest comedy show ever?
@cacturino
@cacturino 7 лет назад
because it isnt
@carleec5881
@carleec5881 7 лет назад
Gabe Kearney it really is.
@motorcycleman115
@motorcycleman115 7 лет назад
Seinfeld can suck it!
@Jafs
@Jafs 7 лет назад
All about animation it's good has emotional and comedic scenes... however Frasier and everybody loves Raymond were slightly smarter in there jokes .. particularly Frasier
@role-playingginger6798
@role-playingginger6798 7 лет назад
Because of the existence of Blackadder, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, Only Fools & Horses; just to name a few.
@Bear-fj2me
@Bear-fj2me 8 лет назад
"Your witness." [ ] Not rekt [x] Rekt
@Jack-yx5wf
@Jack-yx5wf 7 лет назад
Me: "Oh hey, another Scrubs clip I can binge tonight!" *posted ten years ago* "My God I'm old"
@stoneharper7038
@stoneharper7038 3 года назад
“Why don’t I do that for you, you’re a bad doctor” Incredible line
@CRDR10001
@CRDR10001 8 лет назад
Dr. Kelso: Perry, your lips, my ass... they should meet.
@ThundersCZ
@ThundersCZ 7 лет назад
neo Myles S5E2?
@gravatea8681
@gravatea8681 8 лет назад
"Captain Kangaroo? That's weird."
@newperve
@newperve 5 лет назад
It isn't though he knows what he did.
@Kuonluw
@Kuonluw 9 лет назад
This one is pretty funny but my favourite Cox vs Kelso is "Hey champ, what has 2thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso."
@jayferguson9968
@jayferguson9968 7 лет назад
...I thought we'd met? (2nd time)
@13vatra
@13vatra 6 лет назад
Jay Ferguson I added a funny voice to keep it fresh.
@wickedwitchoftheeast88
@wickedwitchoftheeast88 4 года назад
Nah the best Cox and Kelso scene was when Cox punched him in front of everyone for being a bullying asshole to Elliot and everyone's reaction it made that the best ever scene 😂😂
@wolfe6220
@wolfe6220 2 года назад
@@wickedwitchoftheeast88 And Ted (RIP Sam Lloyd) just laughing and laughing....
@yaserthe1
@yaserthe1 5 лет назад
As a Doctor, I can say this is the funniest and weirdly most accurate medical show ever, in my opinion offcourse .
@filipjovanovic8138
@filipjovanovic8138 Год назад
I keep hearing from actual doctors that Scrubs is very accurate. Unlike Grey's Anatomy lol
@rohithkumar8708
@rohithkumar8708 Год назад
​@Filip Jovanovic Grey's anatomy is dogshit. it's nonstop drama and they don't really act like doctors
@Galerak1
@Galerak1 9 месяцев назад
As you're Doctor I'm sure you've realised by now that 'of course' isn't one word.
@rabbitman8535
@rabbitman8535 9 месяцев назад
​@@Galerak1but offcourse must be
@blazelightshine2311
@blazelightshine2311 8 месяцев назад
@@filipjovanovic8138Yeah from what I heard, a lot of research was done as well as talking with some doctors, especially the doctor that heavily influenced JD's character. Plus unlike House and Grey's, the drama of the show doesn't nearly as often come from the actual medicine or the rare or weird cases about it, but about the emotional connection and internal tensions between the characters, so you don't need to lean as heavily into medicine aspects (including fudging more things so they go the way of the plot) which also helps accuracy
@WolfgangVonPoserkila
@WolfgangVonPoserkila 10 лет назад
I'm callin my dad :D
@rishabhpb
@rishabhpb 10 лет назад
Read this in Garth's voice.
@zanytobbs
@zanytobbs 9 лет назад
The Cricket Nerd Car!
@mortimersnerd9175
@mortimersnerd9175 7 лет назад
Wolfgang Von Poserkila
@mixck
@mixck 2 года назад
"Mr Murphy" "Dr Murphy sir?" "Njaaehhhh"
@dr.shrutimani4276
@dr.shrutimani4276 10 лет назад
"Grandma Dorian?? She's dead :/ "
@pavarottiaardvark3431
@pavarottiaardvark3431 9 месяцев назад
It's amazing how many iconic Scrubs lines (Nana Hobbes, Dolphin Sex, Captain Kangaroo) are crammed into this short clip
@sprosonator
@sprosonator 3 года назад
I kinda agree with both doctors, on one hand, you need to spend as much time looking after patients who actually have a chance to live but you also can’t let the patients who don’t have any chance just die alone.
@yobogoya4367
@yobogoya4367 7 лет назад
I lost it at "your witness" lol
@abomesai18
@abomesai18 7 лет назад
Jeff Cheek "Captain Kangaroo, that's weird."
@dirdib69
@dirdib69 Год назад
"Your witness." Perfect dismissive "I'm right, now shut up." Kelso.
@vladtepes97
@vladtepes97 7 лет назад
in my opinion, scrubs is right next to mash as the greatest tv series in usa history. laugh, cry, scream, cheer, often in the same episode.
@leopold7562
@leopold7562 5 лет назад
And not a single laugh track in sight. Well, except for "My Life In Four Cameras", which was supposed to be there. Oh, and the reworkings of MASH with the laugh track added for stupid people, which ruined it.
@mp3holder94
@mp3holder94 6 лет назад
Hard to believe this is the most medically accurate t.v. show
@proudtennessean6152
@proudtennessean6152 2 года назад
Right. Paramedic here with a md wife abd we both tell everyone this is hands down more accurate than greys, Chicago med, etc.
@wlfmanjack
@wlfmanjack Год назад
Huh...Never would have guessed
@2Fast4Mellow
@2Fast4Mellow Месяц назад
​@@proudtennessean6152 That is because TV viewers don't want to see a doctor the same procedures over and over. They always get the most unique cases... The reason why this show is reasonable accurate is because they don't focus as much on the patients, but more on the transition of the medical students make into becoming a doctors...
@dennyfrontier
@dennyfrontier 2 года назад
I love how Kelso actually answered JD with Grandma Dorian and then got mad lmao fuck
@anonymousannoyed385
@anonymousannoyed385 4 года назад
My mum walked in on me watching this on the part where he said murphy was a good doctor. She immediately asked me of Dr Cox was drinking earlier in the episode
@loganguy2155
@loganguy2155 Год назад
Amazing that this man- Bob Kelso is a veteran from WW2.🤯
@Avatar1454
@Avatar1454 3 года назад
To be fair by Kelso he is not wrong. That's why while I found him unpleasant, I never hated him. Families of patients are paying doctors to spend time with the patients. It's not about saving the patient but managing the optics, which, let's face it everyone has to do.
@zcounts98
@zcounts98 10 лет назад
Ashhhh "I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!"
@zcounts98
@zcounts98 9 лет назад
Uh, yeah, well, i don't give a rats hairy ass if you "just heard it," i can post what i want, when i want, and how i want(within reason)
@radical-racc
@radical-racc 8 лет назад
+Zach Counts lol I read all your comments in this as Dr. coxx
@flyinghole
@flyinghole 8 лет назад
Lol, i did too.
@Bloodhoven
@Bloodhoven 7 лет назад
in the german dub they replaced captain kangaroo with kermit the frog. Still funny though^^
@GoodNeutralEvilChaos
@GoodNeutralEvilChaos 7 лет назад
Auroa1000 I did as as Cox 🆚 Kelso.
@trash1000
@trash1000 9 лет назад
"Mr Murphy", I love that line xD
@Valterius87
@Valterius87 3 года назад
It doesn't take a genius. It's called triage, and every person in the field learns it from the get-go. Sad to say, there is a priority and true professionals follow it. That's what this scene was getting at, even if light-hearted and out of context.
@olenickel6013
@olenickel6013 Год назад
Those are admitted patients on an ICU floor. They are far past triage stage.
@danielray1484
@danielray1484 2 года назад
Reminds me a time when I was rushed into the ER from a head wond. The Doctor was using me as a classroom demonstration. The only thing going through my mind is, "don't screw up on me" I still like nurses better than doctors dealing with stitches.
@formusicplaylist1
@formusicplaylist1 12 лет назад
"Dead, dead, dead, dead, and OH my goodness if we don't have somebody here we might be able to help" lmao cox is so awesome
@inspectorjavert8443
@inspectorjavert8443 4 года назад
0:40 free advice guys: Do NOT do this when walking into a Covid-19 ward, people get snippy with you
@chrissiem3958
@chrissiem3958 2 года назад
'I'm calling my DAD!' 🤩 Awww, bless lol
@ColArana
@ColArana 13 лет назад
"The whole dolphin thing used to make you so interesting." Lmao!
@icewolf293
@icewolf293 6 лет назад
JD's "Shes Dead" joke/burn on Dr.Kelso i feel is one of the most underrated in the show.
@justarandomveryintelligent8934
John c McGinley needs to be j Jonah Jameson
@No1ofConsequence
@No1ofConsequence 8 лет назад
Indeed.
@thisismagacountry1318
@thisismagacountry1318 7 лет назад
I'd prefer his portrayal of Caitlyn Jenner.
@inspectorjavert8443
@inspectorjavert8443 7 лет назад
Yes, Yes! Make it happen!
@sgbsflgbsf
@sgbsflgbsf 7 лет назад
NO. Simmons is the ONLY JJJ i can see playing him. He just does too good of a job. Just look at all those youtube poops of him lol. Specifically the coniption one.
@MegaMerlin5
@MegaMerlin5 7 лет назад
Simmons is gonna be playing commissioner Gordon now though isn't he "I WANT PICTURES!! PICTURES OF BATMAN"
@austinhall3937
@austinhall3937 3 года назад
No no no, I've already gone down a House rabbit hole, now the algorithm is trying to send me down a Scrubs one too.
@johnconti1329
@johnconti1329 3 года назад
I've rewatched the entire series (not you, season 9) over the last couple months, and am about to re-rewatch it. So all I can say is go deep, and enjoy.
@sopralto817
@sopralto817 11 лет назад
My favorite part of that last bit is that you have two things the audience can't tell (temperature of the room and the quality of the coffee) and then the last one just SEALS IT.
@ViewThis.
@ViewThis. 4 года назад
I haven't watched Scrubs in many years. It makes me laugh until I cry or my sides hurt. If the Reruns came on at 3am and I had to get up for work at 6am I would still watch it, sleeplessness and all.
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 3 года назад
What you don’t want to hear when you are in the hospital: “Dead.... dead... dead...”
@Posiedon151
@Posiedon151 10 лет назад
"Captain Kangaroo Thats wierd" LMFAO!!
@jensibowable
@jensibowable 10 лет назад
"god help him" bwahahahaha
@allit8844
@allit8844 10 лет назад
Lmao! I will forever love this show.
@ELIEISMYHERO
@ELIEISMYHERO 15 лет назад
Elliot: "What did I miss?" Kelso: "It has come to my attention..." JD: "Something's come to his attention" xD
@razofdead
@razofdead 3 года назад
Perfect timming, i try to do that.. people always take more time to talk then i expected
@dcfan1001
@dcfan1001 10 лет назад
i love how he says "Your Witness" xDD
@BritishTeaFGC
@BritishTeaFGC 8 лет назад
The best Dr. Cox vs Dr. Kelso joke is the one where Dr. Cox said he hacked into Kelso's answering machine.
@bigdonut001
@bigdonut001 7 лет назад
British Tea Bob kelso. ten inches
@mvib1604
@mvib1604 5 лет назад
"Dr" Murphy ended up working the morgue if I remember right 😅😄
@Darkstar263
@Darkstar263 4 года назад
"Upstairs they call that a 'Doug'."
@DrewSavo
@DrewSavo 4 года назад
Yeah the producers decided that they needed to expand on the characters in the ‘weapons chest’: the term used for sub-characters who are funny for ridiculous reasons. I.e. Todd, Ted etc.
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 4 года назад
Murphy killed so many patients his autopsies were able to quickly find cause of death (and see if the hospital was responsible in case of lawsuits).
@BenReillySpydr1962
@BenReillySpydr1962 4 года назад
@@joermnyc That's brilliant.
@razofdead
@razofdead 3 года назад
He was great doctor in morgue because he knew everything why people die
@seanripper2935
@seanripper2935 7 лет назад
2:53-That face, he wants to agree with Kelso but won't solely on principle.
@vladtepes97
@vladtepes97 Год назад
I love Doug. He's a fantastic coroner
@Rioraku
@Rioraku 2 месяца назад
The level of sass, pettiness and sarcasm between them is unmatched lmao
@TheAlmightyRuler1
@TheAlmightyRuler1 8 лет назад
Season 3: Episode 6; "My Advice to You."
@tgtg9398
@tgtg9398 6 лет назад
TheAlmightyRuler1 been looking for that comment
@standuporshutup
@standuporshutup 8 лет назад
Is that snoop dogg resident mixed among the group?
@mr.roboto209
@mr.roboto209 8 месяцев назад
"Something has come to his attention" is an underrated lime
@stephenhicks9902
@stephenhicks9902 7 лет назад
No matter how many times I see a scrubs episode I cant get passed seeing Dr Cox as Sgt O'Neil from Platoon, and that just makes every thing he does even more epic.
@ScreamBloodyMetal
@ScreamBloodyMetal 2 года назад
It’s funny because Dr. Cox is the anti-Sgt. O’Neill.
@rickyray2794
@rickyray2794 Год назад
Don't forget, he put someone in the O'Neil death grip
@adamwebb8114
@adamwebb8114 4 года назад
God help me there is no one better than John C McGinleys Dr Cox when it comes to sarcasm and quips
@lush.hayden
@lush.hayden 7 лет назад
Guess who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso how ya doing
@BirdGang6
@BirdGang6 4 месяца назад
“Let me tell you, you’re a bad doctor” Kelso was an absolute gem
@Spider_7_7
@Spider_7_7 3 года назад
"Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor."
@Mikeplaysdbd
@Mikeplaysdbd 4 года назад
Laverna: how come we keep things around here if they dont work here Cox: then why are we keep your ass around here.😂😂😂
@shadowdragonlord2295
@shadowdragonlord2295 Год назад
Imagined if Kelso said he hated JD and called him a disgrace to any father.
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 4 года назад
"Captain kangaroo!? That's weird!" And the double take makes it even better.
@_danfiz
@_danfiz 4 года назад
Poor Murphy 😂 I'm glad he's into law now 😆😆
@kenhutchingame2606
@kenhutchingame2606 7 лет назад
Captain Kangaroo? That's weird. Too funny,
@happyfoxtail2062
@happyfoxtail2062 11 месяцев назад
That exasperated response to grandma Dorian being dead tickles me every time 😅
@DblOSmith
@DblOSmith 3 года назад
So true. Working in a hospital system is juggling multiple bosses and managers who all want contradictory things. Your best bet is to navigate it without one or both of them getting TOO angry with you.
@magicoA
@magicoA 8 лет назад
2:33:giving into that question was his first mistake haha
@axesoccer7887
@axesoccer7887 5 лет назад
Should’ve continued with... Kelso: You hate Dr. Dorian with a passion. Cox: *speechless*
@erinmiller1433
@erinmiller1433 5 лет назад
AxeSoccer That would have been brilliant.
@f.t.mckinnon5601
@f.t.mckinnon5601 4 года назад
I miss this show
@Lionblaze-Prime
@Lionblaze-Prime 8 месяцев назад
How can anybody dislike this show is beyond me
@theyatsyspam
@theyatsyspam 7 лет назад
Rat piss. He says 'Rat piss'. I saw this episode countless times but here in the UK everything slightly quirky gets censored. Now I've gotten this full scene after like 6 years.
@wennethicus5212
@wennethicus5212 7 лет назад
You must go to sleep early.
@mchobbit2951
@mchobbit2951 6 лет назад
Wait what? It's the US where everything gets censored usually.
@noerartnoe
@noerartnoe 6 лет назад
"Everything slightly quirky gets censored"? The Big Fat Quiz had three naked dudes, junk hanging out for all to see, on-screen as a part of a question ("What three statues are they pretending to be")...
@iamtenzin4409
@iamtenzin4409 7 лет назад
"Your witness" Good gods I miss this show.
@LordWyatt
@LordWyatt 9 месяцев назад
JD mentioned both grannies even though one was already dead😂 I miss this show
@ZakEmber
@ZakEmber 7 месяцев назад
I love that this show actually dived into Kelso and Cox, showing that their sarcasm or cynicism is actually their last line of defense because they actually care a lot. So much it actually hurts. That's what they look for in the younger staff and Cox Kelso are just in different stages of struggling with how they want to care for patients and the bitter realities they've seen. Kelso is partly the way he is in order to shape Cox the way Cox shapes the kids; reality can be bitter and tough, but you have to make hard calls and think beyond what you may want for yourself or idealistically think is right. For a comedy show, I appreciated they gave chances for these characters to be deeper.
@cosmogal.ashella1907
@cosmogal.ashella1907 11 лет назад
Hahahaaa dr murphy "I'm calling my daaad!" Excited tone
@Shmaardvark
@Shmaardvark 8 лет назад
After 15 years as a respiratory therapist and working in several different hospitals the part I find funniest is the idea that a Doctor of any sort being the one to draw an ABG or have anything to do with weaning a patient off of a ventilator. Most doctors have no idea how to do either of those tasks. But I guess that's why it's funny.
@arthurdent6256
@arthurdent6256 8 лет назад
My question is, where the hell are the nurses?
@Shmaardvark
@Shmaardvark 8 лет назад
Indeed. It's one of the 2 reasons I never watched this show. The 2nd being I could never suspend my disbelief that Braff was somehow able to get really hot women. I know tv is supposed to be fantasy but.....there are limits, y'know?
@moriadine2517
@moriadine2517 8 лет назад
Crying in the corner from having all the work piled on them.:(
@maximeteppe7627
@maximeteppe7627 8 лет назад
actually there are nurses characters, and as the main cast is made up of interns, well, they do quite a lot of nurses work. But mostly, you have to blame the law of conservation of detail to blame: most of the things are done by the main characters, who are mostly doctors. Would be fun to have a show about the rest of the medical personel though.
@arthurdent6256
@arthurdent6256 8 лет назад
Maxime Teppe Get out of here scrub.
@Vyselink
@Vyselink 7 лет назад
"Your witness" lmao. Two words and JD gets owned!
@PavarottiAardvark
@PavarottiAardvark 5 лет назад
Gosh darn the dialogue on this show could be SO GOOD
@SmallCreativeHands
@SmallCreativeHands 11 лет назад
"what are you doing?" "I'm calling my dad!"
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