The movie where they go BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU 

How dare you desecrate this film by messing up the quote?! "We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey _off_ the menu!" That quote is why this movie rises above all other masterpieces.

For the record, they didn't HAVE turkey at the actual first Thanksgiving!

@@Dimensioneer88 🤓

Your right it really makes you feel as though you're watching the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

@@Memelord1112 thats right, they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey *off* the menu

So inspired Steven king first?

@Finally it's here 🅥 scam link don’t click

This feels like the calm before the angry birds movie

My favorite line was "it's time to cut the rope."

@@pixellord2370 it’s time to surf the subway

Bravo Vince and his incredible ability to make twists not even he expects!

KEITH DAVID IS DEAD?!?!?!?!?!

Is this true?

No. Vince Gilligan didn't even work on this movie.

@@jacksondavies3595 but why would someone lie on the internet?

Wait really? I thought this was a movie where they go back in time to get turkeys ON the menu?

*Guitar Solo of Free Bird*

Everytime i see that quote i lose my shit in laughter

I cant believe it's been a year already

@@purpledragon1945 “its been a year daddy”

Based Injuns.

>Doesn't appear for most of the movie. >Appears to deliver a pun. >Refuses to elaborate. >Proceeds to eat pizza in a timeline where pizza doesn't exist. Truly, the sigma grindset.

Extremely common Wampanoag W

Kudos to the movie makers for their attention to historical accuracy. It really shows us that they actually cared.

@@presseagainidareyou4704Uhhhhhhhh

No one celebrates thanksgiving for example in Europe most of the people don't even know what is thanksgiving so it is obvious why there is not a lot thanksgiving movies because it would not sell as well as for example Christmas movie

@@bujneklocki Good point. Never considered that.

Yeah that alone is kind of an achievement.

This and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

One of the only movies where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

Lol I remember it shook me up too. But if I'd been just a little younger, I probably would've had the same reaction I did to Ray dying in The Princess and the Frog: inconsolable crying followed by a lifelong fear of the movie.

Damn, but don't be sad, they managed to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

lmao

Broooo that was me but with the dad cow from Barnyard 😭

@@deen7530 but Ray died fighting the Shadow Man, and at the end they show that he's up there with his dear Evangeline! You need to watch Princess and The Frog again!

That’s right, He didn’t review it, he didn’t need to. You already know it’s a masterpiece when you hear that THIS IS THE MOVIE WHERE GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEY OFF THE MENU

The real story of Thanksgiving is gruesome and most other Americans don't know the truth because they teach a "family-friendly" version of the story. Basically the colonists who had arrived in America in the spring/summer were too lazy to plant corn and such even though the Native American tribe in the area tried to teach them the best way to plant corn and eventually it became Autumn. The colonists had no food because of their laziness but the tribe made sure to save up enough food to get themselves through the Autumn & Winter. So the evil & lazy colonists went to where the tribe lived and massacred them & stole all the food & had a big feast to boast about it. Well when I heard the true story the word lazy was only used once and I decided on my own to add the word "evil". And this is coming from a Latina with zero Native American ancestry. But don't just take my word for it, research it for yourself and make sure the information is coming from reliable sources. Tldr; it's like the story of The Ant & The Grasshopper but the ants are the natives & the grasshoppers were the colonists but if the grasshoppers were murder-hobos.

@@abadgurl2010 This is actually incredibly false. The first Thanksgiving came about with the story of Squanto. Squanto was a member of the Pawtuxet tribe who was kidnapped by a British sea captain and brought back to England, but then escaped and returned back to America. The Pilgrims weren't "too lazy" to plant food - or at least, not the ones actually involved in the first Thanksgiving. The came off the Mayflower in NOVEMBER of 1620 and then like half of them died of disease during the winter. There was no planting because it was dead winter. Squanto encountered them in the spring (March, specifically) of 1621 and knew English from being captive in England, so he was able to communicate with them and taught them how to survive. He also helped the settlers form an alliance with the Wampanoag tribe and when the first harvest came in at the end of Fall, Governor Bradford organized a feast and invited the Wampanoag and other friendly tribes. It's also worth mentioning that the alliance with the Wampanoag lasted more than 50 years. The thing people forget is there were dozens of groups of pilgrims/colonists coming to the new world at the time. Yeah, some of them were horrible and jumped straight into committing atrocities (usually ones there sent to colonize for profit rather than make a new life) and others were peaceful and made friends with the local tribes (Roanoke colony anyone?). The Thanksgiving pilgrims were peaceful. I don't know who told you the bizarre Thanksgiving history you heard, but it completely counters well-documented history of the actual event. But hey, you got the part about needing to research correct.

@@MerWhoPotLuck9 I don't know where you either got your story, clearly it's not the real one. The story is actually the one told in this masterpiece of a film

@@MerWhoPotLuck9 Aw, that sounds sweet :)

same

It's kind of weird how realistic the gore effects were in that scene.

*Free Bird playing over epic pilgrim-slaughtering and blood covered turkey warriors*

@@calhof991 that moment was a cinematic masterpiece

All while Free Bird Solo plays in the background

It was heart-wrenching in the best possible way. I had to pause the movie to burst into tears before unpausing it to continue the fight scene

HXJEDNJWJXJEJSND DİMİ

LMAO

The solo in this movie is killer

didn't they change it to Turkiye

@@TostOlabilir direk klasik Türk filmi

Wait a sec, the solo or the first part

@@stuntrushjr64 Yes

What are you doing slacking off soldier? Turkeys are still on people’s plates! You need to step on it, and travel back in time to the first thanksgiving, to get turkey OFF the menu.

The great Turkey has given you a mission, and you must go out to fulfill his mission.

@@nebulae5236 what exactly is that mission? What exactly do I have to do and what do I have to get off the menu?

Well, I believe it was Reggie from free birds posing as the great Turkey himself when he said (spoilers below) “Listen to me, young Jake! I am The Great Turkey! The greatest of all turkeys! And I've come here to give you a mission! Not to save ten turkeys, or even a hundred, but all of them! First you must go to Camp David and find the pardoned turkey. The awesome pardoned turkey! Well, he's not always awesome...but he gets awesomer as it goes along. And you will need this for your journey. It is the sacred time knob! It is very powerful! It will protect you and keep you safe from harm! But the most important thing for you to remember is that you must never give up, ever! No matter what stands in your way!”

@@nebulae5236 So in short, I need to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

What the hell are these bots

@@commandercat10 Finally, it's here

these bots are getting crafty

eggspectations

Don't you mean sub-bird-ted

Wait. Are you telling me that go back in TIME to the first THANKSGIVING to get TURKEYS off the MENU?

I dunno, I connected way more to the movie when they went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

It's almost as good as the time when they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

I find it weird how most people don't like the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

@@spencercarroll6363 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Free Birds. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Reggie’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Free Birds truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the chief’s existential catchphrase "Those are some angry birds," which itself is a cryptic reference to the 2009 mobile app Angry Birds. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vince Gilligan’s genius wit unfolds itself on their movie screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Free Birds tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

I know that Schaf was ragging on the line after it was shown, but I legitimately burst out laughing when the line was said.

@@xyzza2928I think what makes it funny is how unapolegetically stupid it is. Like, they aren't even trying to be subtle with the Angry Birds reference, he just up and says it in the most obvious way possible

You're kidding...

AINT NO WAY LOOOL

how awkwardly the guy said it was what got me 💀

Man, i really wish I could go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

This is truly the first “going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu” type game

This is the Dark Souls of going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to GET TURKEYS *OFF* THE MENU

That's right THIS MOVIE REALLY MAKES YOU feel LIKE YOU'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!!!!!

Ikr imagine going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu

Creative

And not to mention that this is the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

It's Free Birdin' Time

First movie to make Free… Birdbillion dollars at the box office? NGL doesn’t have the same ring as “Morbillion dollars”.

People expect writers to come up with unique and interesting storylines when most people can’t even come up with an original comment. This is why Free Birds is so important in 2022. It is a beacon of creative product placement-based storytelling in a world so lacking in such beauty. A timeless classic in a time without classics. A work of art.

Well said.

"Things were said, the jokes were made, and he sure had an opinion"

Missed opportunity and clear error of judgement and missed obvious joke, you should have said "and the script was scripted"!

Heavy Groan energy, worst part about the Morbius movie existing by farrrrr

This is the reply of all time.

Ye

@Finally it's here 🅥 five days

YESS

Definitely that’s what I’ve been saying

Minions The Rise Of Gru: Am I a joke to you?

Please do not do this. You will get alcohol poisoning.

Already done.... (Just kidding 😂)

m8 you would not know what menu means by the time the video is over

But then you wouldn't be able to pilot a time machine to GO BACK IN TIME TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU

Rest in drunk peace.

that’s right, they actually went back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

@@nubbyboi6523 still cant believe it, im just stunned

@@nubbyboi6523 Who're you talking to-

@@AAAAAaAaAaAaAa823this guy right here

@@LFPmanHe totally gets it! Look look, see how he's nodding? =D

No way you just went back in time to when schaffrilas first posted this video

⁠​⁠@@mavisseafoamthat’s right, they went back in time to when schaff first posted this video

I never thought i would see a fictional character from the yo kai watch francise comment on a movie analasis of free birds, the 2013 movie about turkeys going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

It bears repeating: "We are going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu.". This guy here gets it. See the way he's bobbing his head?

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby goes back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, you're gonna see some serious shit!" - Emmett Lathrop Brown, Ph.D, _Back to the __-Future-__ First Thanksgiving_

That’s right, when Jake acknowledged the audience to assure us he’s going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, np24535 knew they were about to see something absolutely insane

Nice Usapyon pfp

That's right, imagine if a sequel movie happens where sentient pizzas travel back in time to get pizza off the thanksgiving menu

@@darthmaul7434 those are some angry slices

@@darthmaul7434 and what could they replace it with?

@@Franzinho_0802 turkey

Now that’s just crazy talk

What a time to be alive to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to take Turkey OFF THE MENU!

That’s right, what a time to be alive to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to take Turkey OFF THE MENU!

they dont JUST go back in time, they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU thats right they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU

Me and my family went to see it and we were the only ones in the theater too lmaoooo

Based

Me too

same

Same here bro 😎

That's joke not funny

@@inaneinacheve well I guess I have low standards then

Truly one of the lines of all time.

I love how after that the movie becomes completely forgettable so i guess that is indeed the best moment of the movie.

It’s definitely the funniest joke in a movie I’ve ever seen by far. The only thing that comes close is the other jokes in free birds, such as the “gobbler energy” scene that caused me to rupture several lungs

Where's my stitched together pizza from old customers?!

I've become so used to reading 'Pizzaria' I had to reread this bit a few times, before my brain stopped trying to autocorrect over me.

The is such a moment we’re we are going back in time to the fist thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu

Yea that pizza is extremely flat and skinny

LMAOOO, I've went to CEC multiple times and I've never seen them recycle pizza!

It’s basically a so bad it’s good movie like Shark Tale.

@@emoji3266 the problem here is that you called free birds bad. Free birds, you see, is not bad. It is better than anything you’ve ever seen and anything you will ever seen. I’ve heard mozart’s symphonies, I’ve seen the Mona Lisa and starry night, and yet all other art pales in comparison to what you just insulted. Saying you think it’s bad only shows your lack of understanding the depth and commentary hidden in the dialogue. Watch it a few more times and pay close attention, you’ll start to notice many more beautiful motifs in this flawless movie.

Its CGI was... indeed.... generated by a computer

Fuck bro it sure is.

dont forget its the movie where they go back to the first thanksgiving to gets turkeys OFF the menu and i mean that OFF

I laughed at that line, too. It's the fact that the dude laughs at his own joke first, I think

No way!

NO REALLY

Ain’t no way 😂

The way its called pardoning is funny. It's as if all Turkeys were considered war criminals but one was pardoned unlike the others who had to pay for their sins

I didn't even know it was a thing until I saw this movie as a kid.

I spent the first 25 percent wondering if this was a good movie or not. Thankfully, he clarified that this is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu

@@captaincozmo8529 That's right. This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkey off the menu

You can tell this video had a little but of Dunkey flair when it comes to the comedy.

He’s not joking for any part of it, it actually is the best art form ever produced, and I use the term art form because its quality ascends the term movie

@@nebulae5236 Free Birds is love, Free Birds is life

Real

The humor in this movie is really good

Their laugh kills me every time

I like how the laugh is referenced at the end of the movie when the chief jokes about the pizza being better than his wife's cooking.

It feels like a tf2 animation

Now they need to go back in time to whenever that trip took place to get turkeys off the sandwich

Don't forget about 11:25 and 11:33

I POSTED THIS BEFORE YOU HOW DO YOU HAVE MORE LIKES?

@@jacksondavies3595L lmfao

@@jacksondavies3595 Literally "the person who said the joke louder" moment.

He needed to say it more often tbh

What humor?

he's such a leyend

Leyendary

That's right. Shaff's humor is so next level nobody can tell if he's joking or not, what a legend.

Leyendart

Please tell me that is a true story.

@@jerrylouis8930 It 100% true. My dad's side went to see it in theaters the week it came out. We had the greatest time.

Aw thats so sweet

Damn, Count Dooku cried??

@@brysonlyons9466 I wish I had more likes to give. Sounds better than potting soil from the year three thousand.

I kept laughing at the original line I don’t know why it’s so deep

Sends you where heaven did u die choking

"Smart fella by day, fart smella by night"

That's right. He choked when Schaff started over explaining the "angry birds" line, and that is always sends him.

Where does he send you?????//???//?//?!!!/????

Not all heroes wear capes.

Man i just did the same ghing without seeing that yours is already here

Take a shot every time he says 'the line'.

Now I can go back in time to the first time he said "where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get the turkeys off the menu".

get this man to 1k likes, he deserves it

That’s the equivelent of saying ”awh man” at the ukraine war. Not an insult or anything, just a comment

Dude same! I actually think I remember watching this in theaters for some god forsaken reason but when I describe the movie to anyone, they have absolutely no clue what I’m talking about. To be fair, I forgot about it too for the longest time.

Same

For some reason I feel like calling it a fever dream IS the fever dream itself kinda ironic and doesn’t make that much sense when I think about it which I’m not and I am but I’m not but I am whatever lol… THAT’S RIGHT!

Dude, you're not supposed to be asking the real questions here!

Instead the national animal was Chucky cheese

They're saving that for the sequel

Yes-

Hey Schaff, watch ROTTMNT! Let's upvote this comment guys I am DYING for more youtubers to review it

It’s like the Spiderman 3 situation all over again.

it was, skill issue

He gaslighted me to think vince gilligan wrote it

Same

same

That's the best kind of movie.

You mean, as a kid, you watching THE MOVIE, WHERE THEY GO BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, TO GET TURKEY OFF THE MENU?

same I remembered this movie too once I saw the characters and the name, I had completely forgot about it before

same

Another handsome Character I see

This is THIS IS THE MOVIE WHERE THEY GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU

Especially since there are like thousands of new movies about christmas

Considering the only competition is Charlie brown, I'd say it's the top contender for the holiday.

@@masonjones7777 uhhh what about Garfield’s thanksgiving??

@@skipperringo people would have to remember it exists first.

@@masonjones7777 true

GoBackInTimeToTheFirstThanksgivingToGetTurkeysOffTheMenuius

@@agentkmr or how i like to say GBITTTFTTGTGTMT

@@agentkmr I got that acrimonious odious Cuz the turkeys are copious My gravy flows harmonious

only time this joke has ever been funny

im having a stroke

Helllllll yeahhhhhh

With A TIME MACHINE! (lightning strikes)

Bro I loved this movie

Not as great as when he said “it’s turkin time” and then proceeded to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

@@lucasjustice for all of you reading this reply, the line "it's turkin time"is very complex, not only is it referencing the 2nd best movie "morbius", but it has the words "turkin" meaning "turkey" and "time", which is genuis because this movie is about TURKEYS going back in TIME to the 1st thanksgiving to get TURKEYS off the menu!

Yeah every year americans participate in killing and eating sentient beings for their celebration

same

I understood that reference

OMG LUCARIO PFP GOATED

Genuinely tho, I found the movie pretty funny. I remember the trailers back in 2nd grade.

I like the part where the turkey says: were going to go back in time to the first thanks giving to take turkeys off the menu" and goes back in time to the first thanks giving to take turkeys off the menu.

The what movies? It is what?

Couldn’t have said it better myself

it was a good* trip

The other day I was trying to convince my mom that this movie existed

@Finally it's here 🅥 shut up

@Checkmark 🤓

That's right! The tur

Same.. 0-0

Being honest, these more humorous and light-hearted tongue-in-cheek ones where Schaff doesn't take the video too seriously are my favorites, I love the editing

Well I guess that means you get to decide for yourself if it is good

i can tell he is being serious cause of him mentioning the fact that this is the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu

@@thevonshallow squidward: How original..

That is actually in the realm of terrifying.

Proof that Simulation Theory is real

No it’s not. This sort of thing happens a lot

It's a message. You have to go back in time, to the first thanksgiving, to get turkey off the menu.

huh

It was also the first movie to make Freebirdbillion dollars at the box office. Almost made as much as Morbius. Almost.

*you hear Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird guitar solo playing in the distance

That’s right shadowbonnie453 likes the part where Reginald says to Jacob “what are we some kind of Free birds” and then proceeded to Free Bird all over the bad guys

Truly one of the movies of all time

Nonono, they said, “We are…the free birds” and THEN Free Bird all over the bad guys.

everything is legal during the guitar solo@@expert-at-existing

Absolutely. Try paying attention to its incredible… just everything. Drink it all in, you can do multiple rewatched if that’s necessary.

we need a time machine to re-experience it properly

I have the dvd. I will never forget this masterpiece of cinema.

This movie def needs a second or third watch so many layers

Yooo what's up LegoMe!

Oh wow, was not expecting to see a legendary youtuber to appear in a video about free birds...

Did you just say that they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu???

@@Yuh_zhimmy I can confirm that they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU!.

@@giantdad2414 are you sure that this is the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?

I CANT TELLL 😭😭😭😭, he sounds sarcastic but it could be reverse psycholagy

@@Lor_Lor yeah he sounds sarcastic but he also says specifically when something isnt very good

Yeah, I can't tell from the first minute

I know right especially with theses types of videos I’m literally like the Garfield meme “Are you /j or /srs”

RIGHT? At times he sounds genuinely thrilled by this movie but on the other hand, he speaks in a very jokey sarcastic voice and it hurts my brain 😭

Thats paul he's getting a divorce

what is TF2

Reggie is PURPLE actually 🤓

That's my perspective on this movie I enjoy it but I kind of just shut my brain off and joke about it the whole way through

You got ripped off, man. I achieved the same effect with Charlie the Unicorn 2

WE’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE SECOND THANKSGIVING, TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU AGAIN

@@gobbox7442 the movie where they GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST CHRISTMAS TO GET SANTA OUT OF CHIMNEYS

I like to call it an unintentional sequel to Shark Tale

@@rami_atallah WE ARE GOING BACK IN TIME TO GERMANY TO MAKE AN AUSTRIAN ARTIST PASS HIS ART CLASS SO HE DOESNT START A WORLD WAR

It was so perfect it didn't need one

Awww, That is so heartwarming. I have a one-year-old nephew so I would like to be the cool aunt who does things like this when he gets older, so thanks for sharing!

@@ganbarazan I'm sure he's gonna appreciate it! My aunt is one of the few people that I still feel some affection for, amidst the awful mess that is my family. Sometimes, quality time spent together really goes a long way

Bro these dunkey's clone man😭

hello fellow coaster enthusiast

Guys please, this movie *is* a perfect masterpiece and the best movie on the planet. That fact cannot be understated.

@@nokrepkie Ah, I see your a person of culture as well

are you a bot ?

BEEP BOOP. NO.

The movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu is truly your childhood gem?

Yes my dear @@Kokorocodon. It is a childhood memory of mine watching the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

Definitely

Ha. Timeless. But this is the movie where they go back in time to get turkeys off the menu.

@@irrelevantperson785 Possibly the most important animated film of all time

almost time for the annual review of the movie where they go BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU

I don’t want to see how someone turkeys all over someone. Do you like, slash them all over with a kilij, or something? Brutal.

One of the original comments of all time

Yeah, he took that photo with his wife a long with a picture of his wife actually preggers cause they had a kid 😅☺️

@@kai.skorner If MatPat wasn't so obnoxious, he would be one of the funniest people on the internet.

@@reasyrandom I will never understand the hatred the internet people have for matpat for absolutely no damn reason

@@owyemen9367 He made a lot of crack theories that his fanbase took 100% seriously. Back in the mid-2010s, you couldn't escape the likes of "Ness is Sans" or "Rapunzel and Elsa are twins".

@@reasyrandom I mean, it's their fault for believing it as gospel and not doing research themselves.

Truly one of the moments in cinematic history

​@Checkmark ok

@Checkmark ok