"GET SET, AMERICA... IT'S TIME TO _COME OOOOOOON DOOOOOOOOOOWN!_ From Studio 33 in Hollywood, home of America's favorite games and the world's most spectacular prizes, IT'S THE NEW PRICE IS RIGHT! AND HERE IS THE STAR OF THE NEW PRICE IS RIGHT... *_DOOOOOOOOOOOUG DAVIDSOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!_* "
Look at these folks They’re overjoyed And, if you’re watching right now it is clear that you’re unemployed It’s 10 AM And now you wont’ be bored Because now you will enjoy bidding on some things that you can’t afford You have no job Neither do they Oh, what a wonderful place for you all to meet everyday The price is right It is your kind of show We don’t ask questions that only smart motivated working people know Ooooh, and, our host is Drew Carey Some people say He is no Bob Barker, But he is still okay And he doesn’t weigh what he used to weigh So, come on down Don’t wear a frown Hey! even thought you’re pathetic we’ll turn that frown upside down At least you’re not Part of this jackass crowd Dressing in colorful matching stupid t-shirts Jumping around Acting like big Dopes!