the new Spy Kids Netflix reboot is hilariously dumb... 

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You forgot spy kids 4

Can you do spy kids all the time in the world

Still waiting for all the time in the world

Wises words

Incase you forgot, the originals had thumb goons.. the franchise has always been whack just not this cringe.

​@@TheVioletPandaWhile you are absolutely correct, it was at least kinda original, and the original comment to which we are responding is just as correct. One love ❤️

@@TheVioletPanda Yeah but think about it this way... Even with thumb goons, monsters that look like weird drawings made with cookie dough and robotic clones of random kids, it was still better than 2 & 3 combined

Two face has spoken

Sounds like the sharkboy and lavagirl sequel, which was NOT taken well.

They would just screw it up like everything else lol

@@australiankappa8123yeah but that wasn’t even really a shark boy and lava girl sequel, their kid wasn’t even the main character

this is prob satire or not but spy kids: all the time in the world???

As I recall, at least Juni cameo'd in Spy Kids 4D: All The Time In The World.

He's a cheater that lies and does things the "bad" way, she's a straight laced good person that avoids lying and tries to solve the problem in a "good" way. Both fail because one is too good and the other is too bad but together they can solve problems neither of them can solve alone. This kind of dynamic only works because they're similar in age. In the original, the older sister was clearly the better spy from her age advantage. Here they both need to be equally lacking to make up for each others weakness. Or so it seems, I haven't watched the movie yet.

@@OtakuWrathI love how you have so much to say but haven’t seen it. Like this setup really is that predictable.

@@joshraid1550og spy kids was fire

Plus I noticed in spy kids 4 and 5, the kids seem to be much younger than Carmen and Juni were in the original movie.

@@OtakuWrath lying and being honest could affect plotline, when you are in social-type movie, but cringe spy movie? Come on, it can't be serious.

Also helped that the family were way better actors than the one in the new spy kids

Which is a shame cuz that was arguably better than this one

Ok good so I'm not crazy! I did see that there was a fourth one that no one talks about and yes it was better then this one

I literally had to check to make sure i didnt just imagine seeing spy kids 4 in theaters with smellovision

i always thought the movie was somewhat good, i can’t believe how overhated it was😭

Exactly

Ikr 😒

@@emmazukowska4001 there are also like things they took from the old movies like in the third movie where the girl switches places with the kid to save him and then where they say theyre full name

Don't forget the Island and the childhood icon who is actually the villain.

It also has some stuff from the 4D spy kids

Same went with the 4th one, both this one and the 4th one both had something to do with Armageddon too, in this one it’s the “Armageddon code” which just a cheat code, nothing compared to the Armageddon device in the 4th one which could stop time and the villain used it to try to bring his father back instead of trying to get people to buy his video game

And also add to that the very commercial-like, no personality filming in these films. For as dated as the old Spy kids were, atleast they had a personality to them. This is just lazy and brain rotting even for an 8 year old to watch.

@@iamwahman Yep. If there are two things people usually associate with Robert Rodriguez, it's quality CGI and incisive wit. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go watch a movie where George Lopez plays an electrical outlet while a shark bangs a fire goddess inside a PS1 game.

@@kieranhair37 😂😂 lowkey a classic right there.

i think I could argue that the original Spy Kids felt more like a family movie. It was quirky and had a personality as people had said, but parents could generally watch it and not hate it. This is a pure kids movie with like nothing for adults. I think movies have become very segregated in that movies are more aimed at kids than the entire family.

He doesn’t make good movies anymore regardless of his intentions . Time to hang it up .

@@sowhatnow8971 Again he doesn’t care if you like his movies or not he’s not making them for you, so why would he stop just because you don’t like them. He funds most of them himself so he can do whatever he wants since it’s his money

Must be nice to get handed all that money to make a movie "for fun with your kid". Nepotism to the max. These movies are ridiculous and I don't comprehend how anyone would ever let their children watch something this mind numbing or how it could ever be successful for "generations of kids to come". 🙄

I'm still convinced his movies are trash because they're just money laundering schemes and he just used his kids as an excuse for why they were such low effort piles of shit. Also, he doesn't give a shit whether or not we like his movies in the same way he doesn't give a shit about you defending his garbage on youtube.

@@jgould30 What do you mean handed it’s his IP produced by his studio using his own money which he earned from his previous work. He didn’t come from money he worked for everything he had. The only two children’s movies he didn’t entirely produce himself were “We Can Be Heroes” and “Spy Kids: Armageddon” You say how could people let their children watch this but one of Rodriguez’s reasons for making children’s movies was and I quote “A guy told me his son loved Desperado. I said, How old is your son? He said, six. Fuck, he shouldn't be watching that! I can't make movies like that anymore. You don't feel like it's your responsibility, because I never had the intention for kids to watch that. But the reality is they do.” He literally found out kids were watching his R rated movies and decided rather than live with that he was going to change the way he made his R rated movies and start making children’s movies that kids would want to watch The reason his movies for children were so successful is because he wanted them to feel like they were written, directed, and produced by children. For the first movie he used his own drawings from when he was a kid to create things like the Thumb Thumbs and drew inspiration for Floop from Willy Wonka For later movies he got input from his own kids and when they got older he got input from the children of family and friends along with the children they worked with on set I may not care for his recent kids movies, but they’re created using real input from kids about what they actually want to see, not what some studio executive thinks will keep kids watching for the most amount of time. He genuinely cares about the content he puts out and wants to enjoy making movies with his son that kids actually enjoy and have a say in even if it’s not what adults want to watch It’s fine if you don’t like the movies, but at the very least he deserves respect for giving a shit and using his own money to try and make something fun for kids

I cant wait for the next one where theyre toddlers and its also a crossover with baby geniuses

They were 4 at the end lmao

He's calling for help as he's about to explode!

Don't forget 4 at the end

Spy Embryos.

Fr and it's annoying asf

It seems impossible because video games have been mainstream for 30 years, but they keep finding these people somewhere.

Exactly none of these adults played NES or Atari or anything like that.

Except Glitch Techs

@@bakasta5992 and Wreck it Ralph, I think

Lol

Even the kids from spy kids 4 were alright.

I somehow purged that movie from my mind. @@crispysquidoftheacidcats295

And Levi can't be charismatic for the life of him. He's also a transphobe so fuck him

🔨 I couldn’t say it better the personality wasn’t kid like for it to be a spy kids movie

Did you watch the movie or are you saying that according to this man making fun of the movie I believe this was the purest movie I have seen

She's just like Sisu from"Raya and the Last Dragon".🤦‍♂

@@NicamonSo true 😂

I just watched this yesterday and she didn't even want to be a spy cuz of all the lies and such, which makes sense for her... she's still annoying asf to me tho

She was doing the Charismatic Option in Video Games.

I feel like that's just the message of every movie now - that there are no bad guys and we just need to understand each other better. No real conflict at all! Just a politically correct message! 🤮

considering they may have at one point had the machine upside down joy con drift might actually be what saved them LOL

THIS!

Thank u! Because I watched the this and it just felt so … off and I couldn’t tell why. They don’t feel like family, and tbh this is obviously written by somebody trying to “appeal” to the “generation” but the fell flat on their face …. Smh the intern could’ve wrote a more touching script at least it would’ve been created

Hell, you could even mount a defense to 3 compared to this. At least 3 recognized that you couldn't have the characters win against the godamn developer in their own game when said developer had the ability to change the rules on a whim!

I'm pretty sure this was written by the same guy who wrote the first one though

NGL, I would rather watch a prequel about the parents

Yeah Patty give off Steven Universe pre-movie/Future vibes, and a lot of people didn’t like he to because of it. Well Patty’s approach does align with how some spy do ops for example Honeypot or Undercover ops, but I know that isn’t what she was think though.

@@SuperEasywalker Obviously, to a degree her method will work. But my point was not all bad guys in the spy world are sympathetic/empathetic and will just hurt anyone who gets in their way. That's why it worked in the Spy Kids movies, all of the bad guys realized their wrongdoings. Not all bad guys will do that.

@@PinayGrl926 What I meant to say that spies often pretend to befriend the enemy to get what they want like their trust or information, so it’s mainly the first half of Patty’s method without the desired outcome of trying to finding another way. I’ve either didn’t explain properly or you misinterpret what I’ve say?

​@@SuperEasywalker speaking of Steven Universe, the structure at 6:38 immediately reminded me of the Gems' temple

Agreed...to me patty is the most annoying movie character ever, I can't stand watching the movie with her being a goody two shoes every minute😮‍💨

I was looking for a comment mentioning it. The age went from 9 to 6 to 5 real quick 🤣

I was literally thinking this when he said 5 and I was like hold on didn’t you say they were 6, 10 minutes ago 😂😂

@@joicypriya3491 it was 4 at the end

Robert Rodriguez wrote it lol.

@@grachisol8236not just Robert but his son Race Max co-wrote too 😆

​@@JuQui228He's son's name is Race Max?

​@@motherurck7542 His children have very interesting names Racer, Rocket, I think one named Rebel?

That would make sense but no that's not what happened. The original writer of this franchise wrote this one

Want to see that to get Alex's reaction when the OGs show up

yeah hes got all the time in the world to watch it😉

Ok but like why is that one the only movie out of the franchise that I remember? 😂

@@Mischief157r/beatmetoit

lol@@Mischief157

"She doesn't even go to this school!"

lmaooo i caught that too

ikr

yea like he is ignoring the santa clause 3 for some reason lol lol

As he should 🙂

@@queencleopatra007hhmm what do you mean lol lol

Spy Kids, Spy Toddlers, Spy Babies, (lol im not even going to mention more so just ur imagination)

​@@estay.azimullahSpy Fetuses, Spy Zygotes, Spy Sprem cells...

That's basically Dean Takahashi.

I think it’s the beard lol

Since they both got muscular and bearded, they do look pretty similar.

Wanted for part: tall, fair-skinned, dark-haired, bearded, hunky 😂👍🏻

he also kinda looks like skylar astin which is who i thought it was for half the movie

I second that

Bruh as a teen I was going through my mom's burned discs looking for a Pokemon movie only to end up on that movie and when I saw the title on the disc I at first thought I accidentally stumbled apon my mom's or her bf's porn movie. until my Mom explained it was actually a zombie movie. To this day my mom pokes fun about it.

@@TheMagic1412 the story is on level with porn writing.

Oh yeah that'd be a good one

Or as I like to call it, "Romeo and Juliet + Zombies"

is it the time travel movie?

@@highfall8145 i dont know, i just saw the trailer, constantly, as a kid. Its one of those movies that i have seen an add for a bajillion times, because i have this other dvd and the add is on it.

​@highfall8145 it's the one where time speeds up

And he just skipped right over it like we weren’t gonna yell, “YOU FORGOT THIS!”

@@RhyperiorRanger what did he think? That we didnt want to see a bloodvessel pop in his forehead?

Some weird bird told me to follow my nose…

My dream is to do drugs should I still follow it?

And yet also the subtlest insult...

It's a goddamn cliché

Even thought the original SpyKids movie seems like it from a fever dream. But it just much more better to compare than this reboot

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Sounds like a name the WWII bad guys would use to enforce their version of it.

LOVE AND PEACEEEEEE

Invader Zim would have a brilliant take on the concept.

LOVE AND PEACE!

Well because... paycheck maybe

Like where are the other spy kids

Yeah that's so weird. As if they don't realize the people who are parents now are also the ones who grew up with video games, and that for some, they haven't stopped playing grewing up.

Yeah, it's kinda immersion breaking. Especially with how eloquent their speech is.

You mean 8? 😅

@@gracekim25 No I mean 6 because that's what they look like between 4 to 6 year old babies Pre School

Yes because 6 year olds can be actors, let alone protagonists in movies full of Spy tricks. 💀

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It's not nostalgic sequel oriented on adults, it's for new kids. You're just old for the franchise, show the movie to kids under 10 in your family and ask their opinion

@@Sorbet18568 la série est morte y a LOOOOOOng temps. Pour certains d'entre ce n'est qu'un souvenir du passé

@@NK-qx6kk i think the issue is not nostalgia but the creative direction, even as a adults, we can look back at 1 or 2, (possibly 3, not as great) and see the level of creativity they had with those and the art styles they chose, but you look at the new ones and all they have is the spy kids , and they didnt do anything else to give it a real creative edge, it just feels very manufactured and very little passion was put into these new iterations

Sadge😢

As far as it’s concerned…it doesn’t exist

Real

Yea, can we talk about that? Cause WHAT??

He did a video on the 4th movie though.

@@edgerunner2435 no he didn’t. He only did the first 3

Also skipped the Machete movies with Danny Trejo's character

​@@edgerunner2435Even ignores the fourth movie whenever he shows pictures of the movies it's like he's doing it on purpose there is a scene in this video where he shows all of the spy kids movies without the fourth movie it's like he's being like the media and blatantly ignoring it because it doesn't fit his narrative or something lol

@RhyperiorRanger And? So what? I'm sure you and every other person complaining will survive.

Also, the original movies also bled green, white, and red (i.e., they were Mexican AF), and that aspect of them always warmed my heart. Is it a coincidence, a statement, or a sign that the Latin-ness of this movie appears to be noticeably muted or toned down?

​@@dinosaysrawryes that was a major part of their charm.. the spanish music the way family was at the center of the story now its just generic families with no chemistry and a rushed story

And the OG Spy Kids movie and some dialogues and action that just seem natural. While in this reboot, it just seems to be forced to be funny

For the kids actors no for the adult ones maybe yes

He had to know that he was doing that😆😆

A concept that in the hands of a much better director could’ve done some things

OHHHHHHHHHHH

Huh, I completely forgot that a Carmen Sandiego show came out a few years ago. Saw some mention of it somewhere at the time. Didn't watch it.

Pft, imagine

Lmaooo I don't know how that went over my head😝😝

He said 9 yr olds, 8 yr olds, 6 yrs olds😂

​@@liltmarshall87174 year olds

"Tiktok one" you mean All the time in the world?

Sure...

Haha same bro 😭

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Yup I totally don’t have notifts on or smth guys Istg

Lmao same here