The new The Battle Cats slander 

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PONOS resisting the urge to give every boss enemy range below 600

Underated af man, love how you still catch up to the trend when you use that Sisyphus

0:38 this is so accurate, you are the goat

The ancient eggs in an actual egg carton is so simple yet something that would never have crossed my mind And awesome vid as always

0:38 this is definitely gonna be reused for 3* zl

Bro why is the catfruit and seeds so accurate 😭

Ponos thinking that giving an underpaid delivery cat an overpowering stats is a good idea

Bahamut on his way to rush in, kills a doge and dies:

As an Orbital Platform user, I can confirm whenever a traited enemy refuses to get into range, my cat will juust fucking watch as all my erasers die.

Battle cat is such a bizzare experience

0:52 as the number ONE moneko fan this is reletable

0:54 me after spending 1500 catfood on Epicfest 11 capsule draw and getting ganglion (i wanted dark kasli or d'arktanyan) 1:04 PONOS employees carefully making Evangelion stages to make sure they are the most lazy, unfun and frustrating stages (example - final battle: eva unit-13)

0:22 me seeing all my valkyres and ubers die to a single one horn (it was chapter 3)

The dasli meme was so accurate for me when I got her

0:48 one really sad reality

the second one got me dead because it's so true lmao, some guy in another discord server got aphrodite and asked if it was good

Man seed tracking when there's a collab is good but no thrill

0:10 that was me when i got kasli the scourge as my 2nd uber but i though its weak because it hasn't good dmg.

0:10 Also newbie: sells uber for XP because first comment was "Worst unit ever".

1:15 "Yeah, i don't use Boulder cat, it's overrated" players be like

you forgot no item player - the real giga chad

1:21 I beg to differ

0:58 tackey and the other peons watching me turn horrorpotamus into a stepping stone for slime with gigavolta

My chance of beating merciless xp after the razorback’s kill my stack of bombercats:

Ponos refusing to give uberfest Ubers true form:

Ponos making a caracter the same style as the weaker one but stronger

"YEAH I TRACKED"

0:52 swatted.

the second one was literally me

Idea: alien's: I'm invincible Invincible! Soap cat: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

Wake up, craze ninja has uploaded stuff after ages

I totally disagree, I was literally with only 2 Ubers for an awful lot of time, until from one moment to the next I started getting many more, fortunately.

0:18 LMAO SO TRUE

0:12 Relatable

Anime girl Uber? No. I use cat-6 Seige engine.

0:25 Thats what my daily routine is like

ah that thumbnail, art

Me when they gave the depressed uber effect all traits instead of traitless only: 0o0 Like seriously, why?-_-

When you reach my stage, you will have over 200 seeds in the storage doing nothing while you try to farm as many fruits as possible

this goes so hard

kasa jizo is still an amazing unit, even after courier

Cpu trying not to upgrade the Wallet (impossible)

Gacha users are essentially an endangered species now. The soulstrike units was funny, these are so creative.

Yall i just got garu from the platinum thingy idk is it good?

1:21 me 🤓👌

Slander... MAN

Died at the ramen one

Ramen cat so relatable 😂

yes, yes i agree, im no uber player and im amazing

Kasli simps after realizing that her scourge is underage:

Kasli simps are chads(Kasli as in Ritual Saint Kasli. Not Dasli.)

0:11 then you tell them its trash and make them delete it for xp just for them to get 3 more dupes

Will you back guy? We wanna more of your videos

Kubiluga should be named neck-o-luga

should i play uberless?

All of these are 100% correct except for the last one...

Im subscribing N O W

True

Where my filibuster Y users at?

i saw this on reddit

Porque le gustó a la gente

Is it rly slander if it's 100% true?

I have mitama and phonoa)

## RAP BATTLE # Kasa Ji-zo ## VS. # Mr. LASVOSSSSSSSSS ## BEGIN Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr. Lasvoss We can add a 't' cuz I will be your last boss! You had to get a true form under threat of being outclassed; When I had a new true form, that's another enemy that I'm gonna cash! You're coming last, Number 1 is Lasvoss; only evolution you have is horribly outclassed. You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the opposition and became the best, But the consequences that you've got to live with Is you paved their deaths all to pay your debt, I applaud you Ji-zo! In the diss game, you won't get rich. I'm like your banner: I'm dead sick! Then check the Dynamites banner, millions of children roll it. How'd you win all that XP, kid, but not used in anything with it? Did ya think you'd get them back with those talents you bought them? You're playing tug-o-war with the meta, but the rope is your players (Ooh!) So stupid, Tecoluga showed you the light; you didn't go to SNU, that's right. If the task was last to get backstabbed by a pal, you wouldn't make it through the night! When I fight I don't need a 4 combos, wrapping with meatshields like the peons I fight! Utter a word then you will die, save that NP for Lillin Type π! ### Kasa Ji-zo: So this is the next test they'll make us fight in for survival? But instead of a black or angel, I'll be playing this manchild? (Hmm?) Your health's fragile like glass, I will smash it if you push me. Made your fortune from talents, now give them their fucking NP! You've done all this good, you fed lives in need right 'till they get by each time, Immune to Curse, slow, weaken, and freeze, set headlines being nice when you savage blow. Teens hype it and then buy Mr. Lasvoss line, so you make ten times what you leave guys, Only ever "moving" when you're in set sight of a backliner, like an anti-red light green light! Don't talk about loyalty, you don't get any! You're like "I Spent At Least Ten Thousand NP Renting People Out To Pretend To Be Friends With Me"! I wondered why nukers had to hide their face behind meatshields, Now that I see this bastard, I get what the point of the mask is! ### Mr. Lasvoss: I just replaced all of the surviving Ji-zo's with Legos! Uhm, Lasvoss... there aren't any Legos. *(Vine boom sound effect)* (Hahahahahahaha!) For a 'critique on greed', it seems ironic, Your banner sold out like it's stock from the dynamites banner, bitch! ### Kasa Ji-zo: (Yuh!) You spent 24 NP on immunities, another 24 inside of Savage Blow, And over 50 on defense; could you do us all a big solid and stop wasting it? Spending a minute with the Rich Cat for daycare kiddies is a challenge that I couldn't be paid to be in. You can't make good lines, I won't stay within them; like Doron mask, I'm straight up leaving! ### Mr. Lasvoss: Let's hope that you didn't bet all of your money on winning this fight now, Cuz a lot like your job, if that happened, you're likely to die in my fire and strike out. Join Dynamites and clean those peons you deem a traitor! You lost everything to a cat, who's broke the fucking meta!

Slandering

Its been a long time man

IM SORRY BUT TWIN STARS IS GOOD THOUGH. FAST SPEED FAST ATTACK AREA DAMAGE AND STRONG AGAINST ALIEN AND BLACK IS TOO GOOD

In russian ponos translation how diarrhea😊

YOUR IN THE KASLI SERVER TOO?

Kasli>>>>dasli no matter what everyone say