The Nissan Altima is a highway missile for the people: watch out when you see one on the road 

Yo I actually went down a little rabbit hole of these. I'm looking for something cheap to beat and I already have a GF so a Altima is the next best thing lol. If these were rwd the world would think much different on these.

My highschool girlfriend and I had a fight and she drove her Altima through my garage

Most popular mods for a Nissan Altima: - Baby on board sticker - Garbage piled up all the way to the windows - Custom made dents and scratches all over the bodywork - Final notice and parking ticket notes on the windshield - Spare tire - Faded headlights - Clearcoat failure This badboy will spend a lifetime dodging repo trucks and cop cars, forever doing 100mph in the most left lane on the highway. Truly one of the cars ever made

I'm immediately scared of anyone driving in a clapped-out Altima. They simply have nothing else to lose.

I drove one of these for 9 years before trading it in. It must have been sold to a true Altima driver because a few months later I looked up the VIN and saw that it was totaled in an accident

ive always called it the poor man's M3 because theirdriving style and opinion on stop signs is exactly the same

The average life of one these cars begins by speeding off from a buy-here, pay-here lot, down the median of a 4 lane freeway at a buck-20, then over an embankment and into the parking lot of low income housing block. God Damn what a machine

my wife's friend has a 2009 altima, her husband was driving it and someone ran into it in a parking lot, he shrugged his shoulders and just told the lady not to worry about it, he didn't tell his wife till she asked about it, she didn't really care either, 20 years from now you will never be able to find one of these anywhere, this will be a memory hole in existence for the rest of time because they will all fall apart and no one give a fuck to fix one, a future version of Jay Leno will have a huge collection of cars in 2090 and will lament that there isn't a single intact example of a Nissan Altima in existence

I've only been close friends with 2 Altima owners, one was a very chill non car guy with a very clean base model 2016, the other was a car guy with a 2012 V6 he put two 12 inch subs in, a alpine head unit, and 5 percent tint all around. He also runs illegal radar and drives like vin diesel, and his other car is a Honda Shadow. He used to own a Dodge Caliber, until the transmission went out which caused him to cry

Altima really do gotta be the car of all time

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Nissan Altima 3.5 is a force to be reckoned with, and it spawns at the moment you are on a rush, impatient, angry, just want to be alone and in front of every slow driver. It comes and just ruins your whole damn commute because it does absolutely every miracle to get in front of you, get you stuck on the next red light, and does everything you wish to do to get to your destination on time.

Every single non-SE-R Altima was once owned by a thirty-four year old single-mom stripper named Naomi. Every... Single... One of them.

“Like gun to my head…and there will be cause I’m driving a Nissan Altima” Lmao

The most frustrated I've ever seen a man was when I called my coworker's Maxima an Altima by accident.

Big Altima Energy is real. I can’t even find a Hotwheels version that isn’t dented.

Netgear has a point. I mix that generation of Altima and Maxima up all the time they look damn near identical😂😂

I’ll give a full run down of the Altima SE-R. It’s essentially just a body kit package (taillights, headlights, front and rear bumper, side skirts and forged Y spoke wheels), interior package (350z dash, leather 350z seats with “SE-R” stitched into the seats) and very minor performance differences being the suspension and the exhaust system. They came in either 5spd automatic or 6spd manual, there were 4 colors. The rarest being “Code Red”. There was a sheer silver and a dark silver as well black as options. Only came with a VQ35DE but many of us who own Altima SE-R’s tend to throw in a 2009-2018 motor since the Maximas of the later generation came with “HR heads”. Less than 10k were made for both 2005 and 2006.

Having dailied an unregistered and uninsured (new jersey plate from idk who) throughout Denver when I was working in Aurora, something about driving one of these shitboxes, especially the 2.5 CVT, just screamed HOOOON. Cutting up traffic, ignoring traffic laws, using the gas exclusively as an on off switch, the car just seemed to demand to have the shit kicked out of it while breaking as many laws as possible. I guess the new Altimas are as similar as they could be, but they sure don't make em like they used to.

I’m a bodyman in morrow, GA… I’ve worked on more altimas than any other car out there. That and dodge chargers. Not this old, but all of the stereotypes hold true for 2016-2024 models. currently working on one with no brakes. Rotors ground through and pouring brake fluid. Rather than fixing the brakes they have multiple bottles of brake fluid in the back😂😂😂

The "G" in g35 stands for "gang-shit"

DMX soundboard is the perfect fit for THIS level of Altima energy.

The only car that gets faster as it gets older!

My ex bought a 2009 on marketplace as her first car, against my insistence against it. Turns out the coolant reservoir was filled with stop-leak and it suddenly started running rough. She had it for two weeks and ironically the engine + CVT blew simultaneously probably two days after we broke up. These things are barely worth the Cat Converters they hold.

Now its time for you guys to look at the former, unmotivated, "He's a good kid, he just has his own problems" problem child who passed from an OD on the corner of 5th and West Ave... the Chevy Cavalier.

My monster in law has one and despite her neglect it’s still hanging on. I wouldn’t take it if she gave it to me as it’s a running jalopy in the truest sense. Everything is broken in the interior, electrical is iffy, all xmas on the dash, suspension issues (pulls right all the time, great for circling) brakes squeal. Yet despite all the issues she still chugs along maintenance free. I wish I had her dumb luck as if I look cross at my wife’s cars it’s a warranty repair. I’m into Toyotas now.

The fact that I could literally go out and buy the ashtray shift nob Altima is awesome

absolutely dying dude - you guys give me the same vibes as chilling with the guys at my first car meet just joking about stuff. good shit keep it coming

I definitely want an Altima SE R. I definitely never want to be seen getting in or out of one or driving one. The duality of man.

Imagine spending $16k on a 2006 Altima. Some people are nuts.

Everyone knows Toyota is renowned for their reliability. This has created the "Toyota Tax" of people selling used Toyotas at quite the premium. Let me propose inversely the Nissan Discount. Nissan has had a lot of problems with their vehicles, especially the Sedans with the CVTs. This makes particularly their body on frame vehicles unbeatable value as those are pretty rock solid. I got my Nissan Xterra used for $4,500. A similar year/mile 4Runner would have probably been $12,000. I love my Xterra, it's 90% the vehicle of a 4Runner at 30% the price.

The official "I lost the game of life" car

"helltima" or "altnasty" for you hood educated folk. the most feared driver of all the highway. insurance companies have night terrors about them.

No Altimas no Bullshit😂😂😂

I’m at work running a rock truck and those knocks had me fucked up, I thought shit was breaking lol.

I never knew why people considered these fast or dangerous until I got an SL AWD and it felt like it had 200+. Good lord.

The problem with the Altima is that Chevy stopped making cars. The people who used to buy Chevy Malibu's and Impalas flocked to the Altima ever since Chevy stopped making them.

I say this, both as a massive Nissan enthusiast and two-time Infiniti owner: Nissan made a massive mistake by putting the 3.5 V6 into the Altima. A MASSIVE MISTAKE.

Got a 2017 3.5SL with 6 miles on it in black and I would not recommend it for a first time car owner. 277hp from the factory is faster than most cars on the road are willing to push themselves, so I could always stay about 15 mph ahead of highway traffic and know I had the pull power to overtake left lane campers. The car looks slow but it hauls ass. The CVT, while being notoriously unreliable, can get you from 55 on the entrance ramp of the freeway to 136 without sounding loud or feeling TOO fast in about 10 seconds. Teenage me abused the hell out of that car and it just kept begging for more. I love how smooth and low profile it feels, but it is way too much of a temptation to swim through lanes and speed for an undisciplined driver, especially since that fwd won’t lose traction unless you’re hydroplaning. I got 5 tickets in one year before I finally started driving it like a normal human being. Went from 16mpg to about 25 and the urge to speed still comes up from time to time but I fight every day to ignore it. I love the car but fr something about the way it’s constructed can bring the demon out of you and I fear it just as much as I love it. I have an 08 550i bmw 6 speed manual and i don’t feel anywhere close to the Level of impatience i do when I’m driving the Altima. It’s too easy to maneuver, too fast from the factory, and overall I think it’s one of the most slept on FWD cars of all time.

The top pick vehicle for the 300 credit score 🎼 crowd, honorable mention to the Chevy Cruze.

"You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gon' love it" -Jay Rock

Saw an Altima use the emergency lane like if it was a regular lane going about 60mph when the traffic gridlocked on the 110fwy in downtown LA the other morning hahaha

Definitely a car of all time 💯💯🔥🔥🔥

The VQ35s in these were no joke though, even when paired with the CVT…

The thing is, those SERs are an absolute steal. They hit 60 in like 5 something seconds and will run like 140+ back in the mid 2000s, and they’re super reliable. If they weren’t associated with the Altima stereotype they’d be consistent $13,000 today.

The official car of I’m a strong independent woman that don’t need no man for anything with my 500 FICO score, 3 kids from 3 different baby daddies paying me child support, a HUD rent voucher, and SNAP benefit card 🤡🤡

Every single Altima owner either is, will become, or used to be a drug dealer. All of them, no exceptions.

CCF single handedly saving me from a spiraling cycle of monotonous living, I thank you all ❤

Guaranteed single mother car....badum tum

My dad owned an SE growing up and all the ones I'm seeing on here have dash cracks in the same spots it's crazy 💀

14:50 just ran to the front door so fkn fast 🙃🙃🙃🙃

I just went into Walmart. Altima was going down the wrong direction of the parking aisle. Clapped out. Bad paint. Aftermarket rims. And the driver was of a particular demographic.

Now that Grand Prixs are falling off the road since they haven't been made in over a decade, the Altima has risen up to take its place as the reckless poor people car. As a former Grand Prix GT owner, I can't help but want an Altima lol

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The problem is that they're really not bad cars. Sure the VQ is kind of terrible after 100k, and the CVT will fail 5 miles out of warranty. But past that, they're decent. It's just this car is the car of choice for peak poor activities and I don't even really know why that is.

those knocks got my ass 😂😂😂

I drove an Altima SER. I loved that car.

Always Leave This Insane Motorist Alone

I miss my 06 3.5 SE, bought it new and put 205,000 HARD but trouble free miles on it. Drove it like I stole it every day. That being said, my tuned Alltrack is a better car all around, more comfortable, practical, quicker, more modern, better handling, AWD, more of a sleeper.

I had my first kiss in the front seat of a Nissan Altima outside of my local mall when I was 16. Truly the moment of all time in the car of all time

Nissan used to be great. But in this time period, many brands had cars with bigger engines from higher models. Every model had multiple engines. Nowadays your choice is turbo 4. Or turbo 4.

I just picked one of these up for $1800, SL model 3.5L, 120k, fun car. I guess I don't get the hate, they are nice daily drivers, provided they are well maintained. And dude, those knocks, fuck...I was watching this 2am, scared the shit out of me.

I drove one as a rental and did 120 all the way to pitsburg on a 4 hour road trip. It does something to you man, i like classical but the car changed it to ganster rap and i found i was wearing colors and holding a glock with an extendo and switch on it.

The Altima and the 2008 grey impala with the missing hubcap on the driver’s side front are my worst fears on the road. 😂

The “5.5” gen (2001-2003) maxima came with the same drivetrain, but also could be optioned with an HLSD. With good tires, they put down a near 5.9 second 0-60 and are fun as hell to throw down the canyon. It’s no 350z, but it will carry more bitches than one.

everytime i see an altima I STAY AWAY. the most dangerous drivers by far and they dont care about anyone but themselves. yes you in the comments with an altima, im talking bout YOU. slow tf down

Was in traffic yesterday and some stooge in an Altima both tried to cut me off and almost hit my car. Thanks Big Altima

A friend of mine had a 2004 Altima until recently. Like all the others I see in the wild, the paint was fully degraded wherever the sun was hitting it. 3 out of the 4 plastic exterior door handles were broken off. When he picked me up, he had to reach over and open the door for me from inside. Interior was thrashed and filthy. But it got him from point A to point B, and on the weekends, point C. And yet, somehow, he ended up getting a decent amount when he traded it in to a used lot. It was, without a doubt, an car.

These cars spend their entire lifetime with no more than an eight of a tank of gas in them. Guaranteed.

I accidentaly found your guys channel and im hooked, i always get a good laugh out of these videos

3:34 double limo tint and this 20yo is the hood pass lolol needs rental service on the title but ppl will let you cut in traffic cuz they know you are about to anyway

The funniest thing about the image at 23:28 is the gauge cluster is from a Honda Accord. And honestly, what is the Honda Accord but the rich man's Altima?

Nissan Altima: The official car of Basketball Americans.

Lost one of the hub caps due to hydroplaning so i removed the other 3 to match. it feels good knowing i never have to fear anyone breaking into my car since altima with no hub caps is seen as having nothing of value inside

This style of content is perfect. Just homies in a discord call hanging out talking bout cars. Just earned a sub this shit is fire.

I have a Altima with a 6 speed but it's not a SE-R unfortunately I wish it was but I have done a lot of work to try to get it to the SE-R level I have only lost 1 street race to an Infinity G6 turbo so I'm not really mad it's definitely been a great car it never left me stranded very reliable and I would buy it again all over again

i still have my 05 nissan sentra se-r that i bought brand new in 05. it's been a solid car, bought it as a daily commute vehicle and it's done the job.

first video I have watched by you guys, won't be the last

I drive hundreds of miles a week for my job. From interstates to state highways all the way down to residential and country backroads. I give the right of way to emergency vehicles, tractor trailers and damn Nissans. Most dangerous FAFO mobile.

Correction: watch out when you see a Nissan DRIVER on the road

It has the right sh!tbox ingredients. Cheap, spacious, and very well built (robust). It's cheap enough that ppl who don't have money to maintain cars can still afford it. It's well built enough to keep running even when you abuse and neglect it. It's big enough that ppl who can buy only one car can use it. And the performance isn't the worst.

ALTIMA GANG STAY UP 😤😤😤😤😤😤👌👌💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥

That's why I never look at any used Nissan or Hyundai vehicles because some people don't take care of it all raggedy and drive like no one else is on the road never been in an accident except by two different Nascar females 1st one ran the stop sign and the other hit and run on the highway but got caught

Yeah see them in Florida tinted out with the front bumper hanging off, driving 120 in a 55. Buy here pay here license plate frame, reeking of weed as it passes by.

What if Altimas become the gnx/gran nationals of the 2100s. History looks back at car people of this era with absolute disgust

If she has one of these, she 4 the streets

Nissan Altima drivers being the worst on the road is not only my theory? Funny story: several years ago the same Altima driver cut me off and nearly hit my car at the same stop light two nights in a row. It was like Groundhog Dog.

Nissan Altima - the official vehicle of the Amber Alert.

>anime pfp >been to the RGV >Knows Spanish Damn, Netgear is a brownoid

Buy here-pay here special, found on the side of the interstate with a flat tire and flat bill bro or single mom standing next to it

Awwww black ice. The official scent of parole and probation.

This gen altima has the largest cup holders you will ever find in any car ever. MFs can fit a 2 liter

Guys talkin cars, boys being openly racist in the comments, no one freaking out, just all around good vibes. We are so back😎

this and the dodge caliber srt4 are the last true shitboxes, should do a video on those

altima usually means poor/ghetto driver no consideration for anyone else on the road and nothing to lose

I don't always see an Altima, but when I do, it's passing me on the highway with the spare tire mounted.

Who started using "An Car"? I heard it first from DankPods (Garbage Time respectively)

I never knew Altima's had this stigma. I've owned two in my lifetime and both were great. An '02 auto 2.5L SL that I had for 4 years until I sold it when I moved across the country. Then I bought a 3.5L manual SL when I had to take my '99 S15 off the road because some jackass did a hit and run and destroyed my front bumper.

Lol when your buy here pay here car payment has to coexist with child support

POV you're a Nissan altima or chrysler 300 in a buy here pay here lot.