The Noita Gods were NOT Happy with me... 

Fungal Caverns is a fun (and very dangerous) area! There are usually all sorts of goodies to be found there if you're willing to take the risk. Also, the pink fungus is edible and has some very...interesting...effects if enough of it is consumed.

If you ever anger the gods and feel like you can't handle fighting Mall Cop and Big Steve there's a really easy cheese to one-shot them. Just walk close enough to them to get them to follow you, and then walk all the way over to the statue on the left side of the mountain. Once you get there, get behind the statue and face towards the wall, and put your back against the statue. Crouch, point your cursor towards the ceiling, and wait. Once the enemy is directly above the statue, kick. If you have set it up correctly, you should launch the statue into the air and it'll do enough damage to kill them in one hit. Happy Noita-ing!

Wow that is one of the most fortunate random starts I've ever seen

by the way, frozen enemies take A LOT more melee dmg, your 1 dmg kick would be hundreds of dmg, also never skip leg day stacks for extra fun, some spells are melee dmg, those green spiders in the jungle sometimes eat too much of the holy mountain which angers the gods