The Officio Assassinorum! The Callidus Infiltrator ! 

"The infiltration mission can take years" Vindicare stock in a tower for 6 years " *AM I A JOKE TO YOU* "

Imagine a vindicare getting his shot off only to find that the target was actually a callidus.

Imperium: "Don't use Xenos weaponry" Callidus Temple and Deathwatch: "Sorry, what? We didn't hear that..."

The planetary governor didn’t kill himself.

"Because sometimes you don't even want anyone to know there was an assassination at all" Eversor Temple: Nobody will know if there's nobody left to know. *taps forehead

*Calidus Assassin's, the kinkiest kinklords kinkiest kinky wet dream.* After a long day of "hard work" our relatively pleasant, somewhat heretical planetary governor decides to indulge in a little "well earned" self indulgence. He calls in his favorite, uncomfortably aged, maid and watches her clean his office in an uncomfortably revealing French maid like outfit. He thinks himself so generous for "caring" for the world's numerous war orphans. He asks her to clean up something he spilled on the floor and she, having been well trained and versed in his little games, bends over at the hips to reach the floor, uncomfortably revealing her bum. Our *relatively* pleasant planetary governor stares intently and just as he begins to salivate an uncomfortable amount, a single poison soaked shuriken launches itself from the maids bum at an uncomfortably high velocity and uncomfortably lodges itself in our planetary governor's eye. Shit happens.

Oh no… no no no no no no! I have very bad PTSD from a goddamn Black Library Inquisitor book. You KNOW GENESTEALER FETISH!!!!

Worst luck of the millennia award goes to the assassin that found the C'tan aspect

WE NEED TO BLOCK CALDO DRAGO FROM FINDING THIS

If a Callidus disguised as an Ork, does that make them a de facto Digganob?

Arch: "The greater good of the empirium" Blueberries: "how DARE you culturally appropriate our space communist call to arms!. That's illegal!"

One of the best killers in the *_Officio Assassinorum,_* ... and (un)fortunately some of the most sought after _"companions"_ for Inquisitors undergoing a love quest. P.S.: Vox-hailer boy, I know you're reading this. Cease reading the comments of the sewer goblins skulking in the comment section of this video, and go back to the _Sanctum Imperialis_ *NOW.*

Question regarding the shape-shifting drug and original user. Does the assassin or her body retain, or even remember it's original shape and composition? If she can change herself THAT much, it stands to reason an operative looses all sense of self beyond what they're mimicking either next or last. The only solution I could imagine is "eventually" returning back to what she biologically once was. (I mean, not like the Imperium cares a centimeter beyond their loyalty, but it's a valid question.)

I am suddenly reminded of the TTS special where they review The Iquisitor Draigo book and the horrors that lie within, involving Geanstealer transformation...

17:25 What I’m hearing is that Eldar can communicate via farts.

13:00 Those the Draco books? We do not talk about those

I must know of this disgusting and ancient lore around the “armor” theses ladies wear.

Who knows, Ian. Maybe this is my next movie?

remember, she could be any one of us! she could be you, it could be me! it could even be-*shhk*

I was waiting eagerly for you to reference "inquisitor", written by ian watson, author or the screenplay for steven spielbergs AI. I was not disappointed.

Vindicare: My Weapon is master crafted rifle made by the greatest gunsmiths in the Imperium. Callidus: My weapon is a shard of Xeno Metal that was made to contain the essence of Star Eating God-Beings.

Arch I still demand a ork sniper video even if it’s just a joke gotta acknowledge them And the theoretical principles of their possible existence

The TF2 spy of 40K.

How to trick an Ork: just draw a paper mask and speak Orkish.

I’m almost certain that Roger the alien is actually just a reject Callidus assassin that no one had the heart to kill and was instead abandoned on a pre-space flight world

I'm not gonna let you forget that vore is canon in Wh40k, thanks to the stretchy capabilities of Callidus Assasin's body. I'm not making this up, it's in their codex. An Assasin kidnapped a young prince by swallowing him and then just walking out.

SJWs: *there are no women in the Imperium of Man, sexism!!1* Imperium of Man: *bruh* Callidus assasin: *okay, can I "replace" them now? >:)*

I have to wonder if the C'taan phase blades might be something of a final test for a Callidus. They need to infiltrate the Mechanicus, find, and steal a phase blade before they can call themselves a Callidus type thing.

Arch: male callidus assassin exist Me: ASSASSIN TRAP

I feel bad for the callidus assassins sent to infiltrate the Mechanicus

_Oh, Arch... Not _*_ONE_*_ mention of _*_M'Shen,_*_ the Martin Sheen gender-bender insert that killed your favorite Primarch man-crush, _*_Konrad Curze?_* *_MUCH disappoint..._*

Everyone has hots for the calidas assassin - boy : tts series

Everybody’s got the hots for the Calli-desu Assasin.

You know, when I think about it...Callidus Assassins would make impressive therapists

Boy: Genestealer Gussy.... Rogal Dorn: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*

Inquisitor Jaq Draco aproves of the Callidus assassins

Wouldn’t the impersonation of an Aeldari not also require mimicking the psychic signature of the target as well ? I assume that an Eldar would notice rather quickly if something were to be off in that regard, no ?

LOUD AND ANGRY EVERSOR NOISES!!!!!!!!!

I want to know just what in all the hells one could possibly blackmail a Chaos lord over! What could they possibly not want others to know about.....unless it's a threat to reveal his unexpectedly friendly and reasonable disposition. Maybe he secretly does charity work, knitting cardigans for old ladies, teddy bears for orphans, that sort of thing!

One word... "Gussy"

Agent 47 with Shapeshifting abilties and hi-tech knife!

Video uploaded 39 seconds ago. Also, oldest comment is from 19 hours ago. This has to be the effect of a Chronometron.

Gussy.

Nice to know GW itself is fine with advertising on the channel if He Who Must Not Be Named.

"everyone has the hoghs for the calydus assassin..."

I feel like somebody should notice the infiltrator considering the pattern of people dying is completely visible, just be a step behind the assassin

I gotta say, of all the videos I thought might contain vore, this was not one of them.

What 3d wave feminist expects to be in the future.

25:55 Are we talking about the anchent lore of Secret Inquisitore Draco?

Inform the Inquisition that the Lord of Still hasn't Unleashed the Evasors

Arch, I've got to say that I love the time , energy and passion you put into these lore videos. The universe GW has created is so vast that there is always something interesting and you are my favorite Remembrancer. I listen to your videos in the car and it's a blessing. Hail from NY, keep up the good work bby

Oh god, oh fuck, A Callidus vored someone, Deviantart is going to have a great time with this one...

Theory: Arch is doing so many videos on assassins because he wants someone knocked off.

"I LONG FOR GENESTEALER ASS!!!" - Jaque Draco, on why I avoid further reading on the Callidus

"Stewing in the stuff of chaos for a few years tends to have an effect on ones psychology." Lord Drago can confirm this.

When are we getting the inquisitor (draco) series by Ian Wattson lore videos?

Kudos to the person who made the background its really well done.

"Who knows Ian, maybe this is my next movie?"

Farseer Macha can attest to the skills of a certain assassin visiting her bed chambers every night

I finally made it into your top 50 to like the video!!! Love your content ARCH!

Can't wait for the EvWRYYYYYYYYYsor chapter.

"I long for Genestealer ASS!" "Who knows Ian, maybe this is my next movie?"

Imagine changing your appearance from a five foot two AOC body frame woman, to a 6'2 army veteran leader that's still built like a tank...or worse yet, vice versa. I'm presume using a small body framed assassin, and then using a Servatoir controlled fake limbs for the big guy...this is one of many reasons why assassins can work best in teams. Plus if you have multiple impersonations being done by multiple agents, they may be able to cover for each others mistakes by pretending to investigate the disappearance of someone that another assassin had already gotten rid of, or helping each others stories stick.

Friendly reminder that COPPA could still be a thing, please if Arch has an account in any other website/if it has a facebook or any other way to keep in contact should RU-vid fall in 2020 leave it below, have a wonderfull day :D

You could write a killer novel about a Callidus assassin working their way through several lives over a period of months to reach they’re target

Love the assassins of 40k. Great series Arch

Oh god why do I know the old lore book you are referring to. Seriously Ian Watson you sewer goblin why*barf*, just why*barf*

gussy...

I like how everyone always waxes poetic about how eldar are apparently so majestic, precise, and "biologically advanced" when all they really are is thin wiggly humanoids with some psychic powers (Wow, so unique, not like there aren't dozens of psychic aliens out there.) and a needlessly complex language that does nothing but inhibit them and anyone trying to imitate them. As far as the concrete facts go, a bolter blast still turns them to mush, and an ork can still trick them, so I don't think their advancement is really all that advanced.

04:25 be maid to replace chef to then replace butler to then replace guard.... Hey is this Hitman Gameplay Tipps? just love this XD

Callidus could infiltrate an Ork clan by serving as a Gretchen. May become food or target practice but if you are afraid of risk, don't be the left hand of the Emperor.

in the grim darkness of the far future there is only vore Good Video Arch

40k lore videos are as good as ever, thx arch!

13:15 so the assasins are into vore, well that sure is interesting... I am staying far away thank you very much

The "greater good" slipped in a few more times than normal. Did arch get replaced by someone recently exstracted for tau space?

Thankes tzeentch for giving us Arch Back and More 40k Lore.

Jeanstealer gussy

Confirmed, agent 47 lives in the Warhammer universe xD

Face Dancers from Dune (along with those accursed 'axolotl tanks' renamed daemonculaba) found a place in WH40k ... yay.

Great video, love it Can't wait for the Eversor assassin.

Yes, the story of "secret" Inquisitor Lord Jaque Draco is... descriptive with its Calidus assassin.

Callidus assassin removes helmet, “I am Alpharius“

Daddy Arch blesses us again.

Gotta love how Ach casulty with a sligt grin explains deadly weapons.

I like this series, good work Arch :)

"The target isn't going to kill himself" Callidus; *Are you sure about that?*

ARCH! 8:45 "What If the cleaning lady-is a man?>!!!" I died. Lmao

Commenting for the algorithm, great vid Arch! 👍

grate work I'm loving this series

25:55 “Who knows, Ian? Maybe this is my next movie?” -famed holovid director Stanley Kubrick, in conversation with Ian Watson, author of the screenplay for Steve Spielberg’s movie, A.Y.

Good vid bro even if near the end sounded like the Tau had taken you hostage.

Aw man. The hijinks one could pull with that snazzy death card: eg. killing the mark while they're on the crapper; launching them headfirst into a reinforced ceiling; mixing the aforementioned two together.......All on insta-replay.

It was just alittle puncture wound in the the chest, but he turned a must *disturbing* and yet *fascinating* shade of purple, before he died"

Can they imitate Genestealers? Asking for a friend.

I like all the little jokes about the eversore assassins about their brutality and sheer "REEEEEEEE" factor.

yay ^-^ really looked forward to this :3

No we definitely need Arch to at length talk about Tyranid reproductive cavities.

God Empire I have been waiting for this!

“Hmmm. Sneaky sneaky. Snap” ay boss the deeds done- callidus Assassin

Claudius assain: i study my target for year. Evesor assian: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.