The One About Threesomes, Dope Personalities, and PumpRules 

Lala, congrats on your 5 years sober! I freaking love you. I love your podcast. Your assistant and brother bring soooo much to the podcast. Im trying to get in a sober journey myself. And you are such an inspiration!

This pod is life for the week! Look forward to it every week!

LOVE THE PODCAST!!!!!

Congratulations on 5 years sober La! So proud of you and everything you do. I suffer with stage 4 endometriosis and went down the bravo rabbit hole 2 years ago when I had my hysterectomy and you have changed my life. You are goals and love watching everything you do xx

I love that you know that the words you say matter, and are heard by your beautiful daughter, and they come right back to you, that’s exactly how it is with the universe the words that we say do matter and people don’t realize they come right back to us in one way or another. 🙏🏽🪐

These make my day better! Love the commentary and laughs. Positive comment here! Y’all are the shizzzz ❤

From a heroin addict, to a vape addict, LALA isn’t lying- vaping is WAY harder to quit than heroin. Because it’s so easy to get & you can get away with doing it almost anywhere. So, she’s right. I kicked heroin 10 years ago & now I’ve been vaping for 5 or 6 years, still trying to quit.

My daughter she heard me call my husband babe so she called him that for a year omg I miss that time so cute 😊

Congratulations LaLa on your 5 years. That’s beautiful. Loving the podcast on you tube. Love Jessica and your brother Easton. I have to say this was one of the most funniest podcasts I listened to. I was in my car in a drive thru when Jessica was very explicit with her finger in the a** story and I never laughed so hard I know the people in the drive thru were wondering what in heck is wrong with this woman. I was alone in my car so I must have looked insane laughing like I was. I thought it was classic. Thank you Jess for being so candid about your experience lmao. I can’t say enough on your honesty and openness to share it’s refreshing and funny and I just love you guys. La La your hardcore and your gonna knock it out of the ball park with your hopes and dreams, I don’t see anything or anyone standing in your way. Keep it pushing girl. Easton your a sweetheart and I know you will find that perfect girl when the time is right. Just enjoy life and take your time, the right girl will appear, your on the right track for sure. Waiting for next weeks podcast. Have a terrific week.

Happy 5th Birthday Lala, I enjoy listening to you all! 😊😊❤

Loved this❤ fantastic idea with the questions. Your so open and honest which as viewing public we adore....happy 5 birthday your slaying it, Ocean is a lucky little lady ❤ the mind over matter I say I don't mind and you don't matter x

This was my faveee podcast haha I was so entertained the entire time 😅😂❤

Lala, you really dressed up this episode!! I just have to say, I love that you get dolled up, but I also love that you don't. I am a stay at home mom but also own my own boutique that I run from my home. I LOVE getting dressed up and being fashionable. However, I love wearing comfy clothes and no makeup way more. Moral of the story, I relate so much to that and I feel like you are a true repensentation of the majority of moms! Please never change that. No matter how many people love to tell you to wear makeup. P.S. your gorgeous without makeup and I think others are just unhappy that they don't feel beautiful without makeup.

Lala your skin is perfection ❤

You guys are the best 😂 Jess has the funniest commentaries 😂😂

Yes captain Jason, and he’s a parent to a daughter! Sisterssssss

Captain Jason is 50. The articles are wrong and he has always confirmed his age on different shows. He is an amazing human and he is VERY single. He is a sweet sweet daddy to a little girl. Go for it La!!

Omg Jess.... you don't have a husband had me week I am still laughing they just brushed over that like it wasn't the funniest thing ever bridesmaids is my favorite movie of all time and I love that you're always referencing that movie you are my best friend in my head LOL😂

Trauma response, when you cant say what you mean with a calmness. My therapist told me; you had to be quiet and the good girl for so long that now, your nervous system does not know how to deliver things calmly. You gotta snap out of the trauma, heal it and so on.

LaLa, I Love your podcast before I could see you and just listen and now seeing you makes my day better. You are Amazing Awesome Authentic Kind Intelligent Loving and so much more Brave woman, exwife, MOM, Daughter, Sister, Friend and everything else and I am a FAN❣️ Thanks for the content you put out. Keep up the Awesome work.

You are 100% correct about the insurance. My best friend is an insurance agent and when I tell you the insurance company will find any reason not to pay out for life insurance, car accidents, trees, falling on your house. Whatever the case may be, it is the job not to pay you

Lmao this was so funny I loved it

⭐️Jessica, I officially love you! You are so authentic & adorable ✌🏽

Yes Lala quit the vape. Its really not good for your health either. They keep marketing it like its the healthier option when in reality its just as bad.

It's called passive aggressive behavior & I can relate😂

During an argument with my 16 year old daughter, my daughter said "ok, Lex" instead of mom or even Alexis. It wasn't soo cute but I certianly haven't stopped thinking about it for months 😂

I think the “black and white” is a Virgo thing. I’m the same way and am a Virgo. I wish I could learn to be in the middle more.

What is your plan for quitting vaping? You should use your influence and do some kind of challenge for quitting. I need some motivation myself! It's hard to quit when you still enjoy it. Good luck! Oh and I LOVE this podcast! I started listening during scandoval and has been hooked ever since. ❤❤

The little ones always say my name as if it’s full of w’s. Wauwin is just fine by me. I think it’s adorable!

La, you ARE an empath ❤. I told you this years ago. 😂

LaLa do you ever have times when Ocean says or does thing she shouldn't do or say where you wanna laugh but you know you shouldn't .Kids her age are so darn cute.Loving the podcast by the way

My children would call me and my ex by our names so we ended up calling each other mom and dad so they would stop calling us by our first names.. its a phase

Awww Ocean is me when they rry explaining stuff to me at work that i have no interest in. I also have adhd tho so i retrain nothing lol

I don't think it's healthy lungs Lala because I am a chain smoker two packs a day and when I try to hit a vape I choke to death

My kids are grown but need life insurance for me and hubby. I wondered about lying in my life insurance so I would be forced to quit my vape. Then I thought I live on a island in Alaska and going to be cremated ASAP, can't you just call to collect a week later? Doesn't look sus if you call immediately? Any life insurance workers out there? What's the protocol? Do they take you on your word??? I guess I am old, fingers in the but? I just found out Men manscape down there😮. I figure everything is there for a reason? I'll stick to my bikini trim thank you! Never had any complaints. 🤔 congrads on 5 years!!!

Eeeekkk. Vape is more addicting and worse for you than regular smokes. Used to smoke myself. There is a documentary on how Vape came about.

Captain Jason is amazing. You shpuld watch the last season and he has a sweet daughter

Jason has a daughter

Is the vaping tobacco or weed?

They wouldn't have to take your blood to invalidate your policy all they would have to do is show that you smoked the vape in the last 12 months and if you are on the show doing it or on a podcast doing it or as many times as you have your picture taken... It would take them no time at all to invalidate your policy 😢

Bump gums 🙃

vape 0 nic and it won't show in a blood test if you die.

1 girl 2 guys your missing out ladies

Call back your energy. Its somethihg that takes practice. I had to go inro hermit mode to learn to put the time into myself. You will loose the anxiety.

Finally got a new phone 📱 from my 6x love me some Lala ❤ I’m a September 1 50 year old fat version of Lala a huge fan not fanatica but fan made both her baby’s stuff someone who reads this please get her a P.O. Box 📦 so I can se d it thanks ❤ you alo

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Lala we all know the answer to why you would be on death row.... but we not gonna talk about it babe.....