Happy Halloween! Magolor's halloween party goes wrong in a few different ways. Audio from New in Town by John Mulaney (2012) Inspired by Galactibun's Animatic.
Huh... who knew that Magolor could be a really great comedian! And I suppose Marx WOULD be one to steal something that just can't be replicated. Great work on this animatic!
This is great! Kinda surprised Kirby was at that party tho...eh. Every one of these sketches has to have a cinnamon roll to say "something something Police!"
Not going to lie, I really hope the guy Marx represents got caught and the photos returned. Really fits his insane personality, but the fact that someone would actually do this is incredibly disturbing.
Apologies if it does ruin it for you, but given mulaney is,,, a comedian, this skit was probably fictional. Which doesn't make it less funny, 'cause that's the whole point of comedy, but does make the whole stealing-photos thing less guilt-inducing to giggle at. It could have happened, but comedians aren't just people who have a lot of funny things happen to them, they're people who are really good at telling funny stories.
Script (read by Magolor): “Another story I heard about myself- this one happened in high school. We had this teacher in high school whose kid went to our high school. His name was Mr. Haltmann, and his daughter Susie Haltmann went to our high school. She was a sophomore when I was a senior so she was two years behind me. And Mr. Haltmann was an asshole. And one weekend he and his wife decided to leave town, which you shpuld never do if you’re an asshole. And Susie Haltmann decided to throw a party at the teacher’s house. Hooray! And everyone around town heard about it, and we all got up individually and thought: “Okay, let’s go over there and destroy the place!” I walked into the party-everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was civil war and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised- we were like dogs without horses, we were running wild. I walked down-I walked down to the basement-they had a pool table in the basement. One dude took a running start and threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half. Another kid found out which room was Mr. Haltmann’s and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer. So the party was going great. I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup; you see in movies. And I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like something, something, police and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled: “Fuck Da Police! Fuck Da Police!” And everyone else joined in. A 100 drunk Dreamlanders yelling “fuck Da Police”. With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore, you know that like, “I'll serve my nickel, you come and take me” confidence. But Dreamlanders. The reason someone had said something, something police was because the police were there. So a Cappy Town police officer walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling; “Fuck Da Police”. In his face! He was almost impressed. He was like “wow”. And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: “Get the patty wagon!” And my friend Taranza, who is now a father, this spider now has a baby, he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and yelled: “Scatter!” And everyone ran into different directions.We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways. We all ran in different directions. I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on the washing machine and I crawled out through a window into the backyard and now I'm running through the backyard and there was this big chain link fence and I thought: “I've never climbed a fence that high before”. And then I woke up at home. On Monday, I went to school because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the school building and who do I see but Susie Haltmann. And she says to me: “Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?” And I said no, you know, like a liar. And she said: “Things got really outta hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a shit on my dad's computer. But the worst thing”, she says, “the worst thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother and my parents are freaking out about it.” And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have. Did I do that? I figured no. I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure, until two years later, relax. I'm playing video games with this jester named Marx that we also went to high school with. Two years later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours, and then Marx says to me: “Hey, come here! I want to show you something!” And he takes me into his bedroom and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom. Never a good thing to have. He shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years. And I said: “Why? Why do you do this?” And Marx said: “Because it's the one thing you can't replace.””
*i have not even played the video yet and I already love it...* **after watching** *Again* **after 183917 replays** *nuuuuuuuuuuuuu I broke the replay button....* *great animation* *FUK DA POLICE!!!*
“Oh no, your priceless family photos were stolen? If only someone would summon an ancient wish-granting machine so you could get them back…” - Marx, probably
Kirby high school au I never knew I needed it but now that I have I want more Like example Haltman: I told you stop talking to that drop out Kirby! We should rub elbows with the common folk! Especially one who's failing class! Being a cop? HAHAHA! What idiot Susie: Your just mad that I'm not perfect! You always see me for what I couldn't be and ignore who I am Meanwhile on the roof Kirby: I gotta get out of hear! Marx on a different roof: oh hey! Kirby: what you doing here!? Marx: spying on the rich people man!
How did I know Dedede was the dude who broke the pool table? And has anyone seen Meta Knight? Kinda thought he would be the other guy who would be getting the paddy wagon.
If I remember correctly, I tried putting them in but found them too difficult to draw lol. I've gotten better at drawing since then so hopefully you can expect some new content soon!
2:47-2:50 Guess the Dimension Mirror (and, by extension, Dark Meta Knight) don't exist in this animatic's AU Then again, what's the point of a cursed mirror with an omnicidal borb in it in a high school AU?
