The One True Grumpy Man To Rule Them All | Jon Richardson 

You missed the vital "oh" at the start. And the little pause.

@@MartinWillett Didn't miss it: just didn't quote it. 🤓😉 Just some free pedantry.

there is still the smile.

He's such a bore, it's a delicate dance and very impressive that it works.

He’s funny and he makes me feel comfortable with my own weirdness. I love him for that.

Yip I married one too 🤭

I sent this to my parents, and they had the exact same reaction!

My wife is currently living through the same thing. I tried to tell her it wasn't just me. now she has verified proof. Hope she stops crying soon.

One of us! One of us!

Jon Richardson is my inner monologue

i did not laugh once... i just agreed with everything he said.

​@@Plethoralitypardon me, dear boy, but one would be most grateful for the context behind your response to the OG. Are you genuine saying, or even just believing it's some kind of flex regarding you apparently not laughing.

I don't let other people load my dishwasher, or empty it. I get migraines from even traces of gluten so I'm pretty paranoid about what I eat off. It amazes me how shirty some guests get when you won't let them 'help'.

I have OCD so I often tell my mum please stop 'helping'

I'm with you mate, if I haven't done it it hasn't been do e properly 😂😂

with you 100% but appreciate not using that term for it x

"...he's from South Africa... he's travelled"

As a South African I reckon he was closer than most.

As long as there is no standing water...

I got round that problem by losing the owner's manual........

Brilliant, me too, mate.. I watched them all for Jon as well.

Good one!!!!

oh God me too. I need his domestic energy to unlock my partially-tapped OCD potential. Well, that or I'd throttle him for being so uptight. But I like to think I've matured into embracing the former...

I would break the poor man

He'd have smothered me in my sleep. I'm a leaver, not a puter.

*putter, clearly not...

agree with the sentiment, appreciate a different term to express it though!

what? he died? 😥

WHAT I mean it probably works better than the dripping mess I make, but I've just stopped eating oranges, never loved them anyway

We must be married to the same lady...same behaviour...I have accepted that she must believe that a clean kitchen fails to show how she enjoys cooking for her family 😂

Ooohh yyyeeesss

was thinking of cheese curds too! very different from halloumi though...

"Just like the song"... nothing

It will be too old, by a few hours, you madman.

agree with the sentiment, appreciate using a different term to express it though!

When I need to clean out my digestive system I only have to THINK of curry. omg disgusting people

It’s not, Indian as in British Indian food from Punjabi and Bangladeshi immigrants, very focussed on meat

@@suburbia2050 I must admit I'm not super familiar with the Indian food in Britain. In my experience Indian restaurants have been among the best places to eat as a vegan, and a big portion of dishes I make are Indian dishes, so as someone who is not from Britain, it did sound absurd to me.

agree with the sentiment but appreciate using a different term to express it!

That’s particularly poignant and depressing. Hope you’re okay mate. This is a cliche but it isn’t always going to be this dark and joyless, stay safe sir.

Coward.

Fear of death serves no purpose, keeping it up only means you will die affraid. Fear has only ever evolved to keep you safe.. And while it is a useful capacity.. why fear the inevitable? And in a way all fear is fear of death. Once you realise that fully, it´s time to be brave and find out why you hate people again. Gather stories like Jon´s and grumble, while you retreat overwhelmed by fear again. Until you can laugh at yourself again and see the beauty of this natural undulation, like the waves coming in and retreating at the beach..

Cmon John, stiff upper lip mate Do your bit And there'll be plenty to look forward to You're watching him on RU-vid right now

@@John-Adams You seem nice, mate. No-one is better off for your cheap comment, so kindly piss off, you feckless gnome. 🙄

Halloumi is tasty, Jon just doesn't like it for some reason. I'm a meat-eater and sometimes I'll still choose to order a halloumi burger just because I like it, and frankly, because the halloumi is likely much better quality than whatever refuse fast food hamburgers are made of. Doesn't compare to a nice steak, of course.

womp womp...

It’s “Indian” the colloquial term for Indian food in the UK which is mostly from Bangladeshi and Punjabi immigrants , very focused on meat based curry and tandoori dishes

Vegans make the choice not to consume animal-based products, so that for them, there has to be no extra purchase of animal-meat or milk or honey or wool. It is usually done out of principles, not our of dieting. It's like when you stop swatting flies, and instead you just kick 'em out the window and spare yourself an annoying stain. Sure you cán still swat a fly on that white wallpaper, but why would you, when you've committed yourself to using an old glass and a postcard?

Perhaps forcing other animals to suffer miserable lives and even more miserable deaths, solely due to inter generational habit and lack of compassion, is what’s extreme. The animals, and the planet, likely believe their choice is a wonderful life decision.

@@catlifechannel3886 "Forcing other animals to suffer miserably lives"? Yeah, in your Disney toxic world view, maybe. This "miserable lives" that farm animals lead is a fiction, produced by the animal rights industry over the past 60 years or so. As far as I know, their attacks on us in the 60s and 70s were the beginning. The techniques they use to hoodwink you into thinking farming is evil were perfected on our backs back then. But none of that matters. We've been trying to make our voices heard for six decades, the only thing you hypocrites have done is shout us down and call us barbarians. When the donations generated by their attacks on us started to drop, they turned on farmers, and now you get your ego fodder demonizing them. The proof of their lies and misrepresentation of innocent working people has been available for decades. But people like you don't care about proof, you don't care that you're being lied to and manipulated, you don't care that your actions and words destroy the economies and communities of innocent rural people. The only thing you care about is your image as some sort of "voice for the voiceless" or whatever pompous way you try to make yourself look morally superior. It is a bitter irony to your victims that your "moral superioriry" is based on the unjust demonization and exploitation of innocent working people about whom you know little to nothing. I don't know how to say this gently, but ignorance, bigotry, classism, and cultural imperialism are not morally superior, and no bizarre food fetish is going to change that.

@@wfcoaker1398 I regard footage taken at farms and slaughterhouses, and testimonies of farm and slaughterhouse workers, as fairly conclusive evidence of the cruelty and suffering. You may be aware that many animal farmers are transitioning to plant-based farming, as they see the writing on the wall for animal agriculture. I hope this is an option for you and your community.

@@catlifechannel3886 If you regard footage from animal rights companies as representative of farming, you are naive. Raoul Jomphe caught HSUS on film allowing a wounded animal to die in agony for over an hour because the sun wasn't right for filming. HSUS knew the damage that would do to their bottom line, and tried to get his movie, Phoque-Le Filme blocked in the US. Just a couple of years ago, PETA released footage claiming to show mistreatment of a dog on a movie set. At one point the dog appeared to be drowning. Turned out, that was just the camera angle, and the dog was never even belly deep in the water. A corporation released footage of abuse of animals on a dairy farm, I believe the name was Five Oaks. Turned out the film makers took part in and encouraged the abuse. One of the other workers reported it to the owner who fired the guilty parties immediately. Two of the people weren't even employees of the farm. The filmmakers didn't report it, though, which would have put a stop to it. Getting the footage was more important to them than the suffering of the animals. It was the same with the Conklin Dairy Farm video that circulated a few years ago. Ever since this started years ago, I have wondered how much proof you people need before you will finally admit that you are being manipulated and lied to by a slick, well funded propaganda machine that has nothing to do with animals or the environment, and everything with making money and feeding their egos. You actually believe, after all the evidence to the contrary, that the propaganda films made by the animal rights companies are reliable! Is the sense of moral superiority you get so strong that you can ignore not only the injustice of falsely accusing innocent working people, but also the destruction to the communities and families you attack? Is it that you deem these people to not have enough humanity to deserve fair treatment? How are you able to so blandly dismiss the exploitation and abuse of innocent people? Is it because they're "deplorable"? Look, this has been going on all my life. Everything I have said to you, I have said to others. I know I have no hope of making you see the truth. I am merely pointing out that there are people in the world who see through your undeservedly assumed air of moral superiority. Unfortunately, we are your victims, and after 6 decades of your propaganda, elitism, lies, and cultural imperialism, you have effectively silenced us. But we know. You are self serving, vapid, narcissists who feel guilty for the damage your entitled lives to do to the environment, and you absolve yourselves of that guilt by hating and demonizing the faceless "peasants" who you assume will never call you to account. Nothing morally superior in that, and no bizarre, unnatural, extreme dietary regime is going to make it right.

Vegetarian pre-diabetic with high cholesterol - I feel your pain.

Yeah, he can be funny sometimes, this was kinda yikes

What are you looking for? A run down of how jokes are constructed in order to induce humour and a biological explanation of how laughter is triggered?

That’s just you not getting it. Move on

And there are certain people who should stick to sudoku and not do comments. Please keep your negativity to yourself. Thanks!

@@speckdratz It's not negativity, it's an opinion. Exactly what the comments sections is for. Dry your eyes mate.

@@graemenawn shit opinion though ;)

I guess at least people are happy to pay to listen to his opinions…

RIP Mr lock.. but fk me that was funny

Come back, Sean... sob

I wonder if he worries that they are hiding in boxes he sees like shoe boxes Of if his wife puts carrots on random boxes

yes, I usually add water for a soak but I have never put it back in the oven, so i must try that.

His willy?!