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The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper - The Enemy Is Amazon 

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Jordan has a warning about Amazon, the virtual retail giant that's looking to take down another unsuspecting American city with its sinister "HQ2."
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The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper airs weeknights at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.

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@dreadpiratelenny1348
@dreadpiratelenny1348 7 лет назад
"...play the scary thing we made." LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@shawnyang435
@shawnyang435 7 лет назад
“Undercut all the mom and pop shops, as well as bookstores run by the childless” hahaha...
@robertotellez199
@robertotellez199 6 лет назад
im sorry i didnt get this joke, care to explain?
@kevc8786
@kevc8786 6 лет назад
Roberto Tellez mom and pop mean you have a child so he’s saying for the people who own a bookstore who don’t have a kid lol. Took a minute too
@AnimalFeaturesTV
@AnimalFeaturesTV 6 лет назад
"because of those three numbers I said before, HQ2..." Audience completely missed it 😂
@reubenchoong6128
@reubenchoong6128 7 лет назад
This show is getting better. Very entertaining.
@josearmandogomezrocabado537
@josearmandogomezrocabado537 7 лет назад
Mmm... this show is pretty good actually
@shushan23292
@shushan23292 7 лет назад
why are you still watching this then? butthurt alex jones fan?
@jimbobberson4638
@jimbobberson4638 7 лет назад
It's really unfunny, disingenuous shit.
@rizikifuraha6646
@rizikifuraha6646 6 лет назад
Jim Bobberson it's a joke and it's (sarcastic)
@MegaKaiDude
@MegaKaiDude 7 лет назад
you can NEVER trust the MAINSTREAM town coroner!
@christopherwoodbury7520
@christopherwoodbury7520 7 лет назад
If amazon wants to maximize the economic and political impact they make, they should choose detroit or another rust belt city that's been hurting for a long time.
@rendericeib4513
@rendericeib4513 7 лет назад
good point
@Mgranadosv
@Mgranadosv 7 лет назад
Did we learn nothing from OCP? We don't want a corporation running Detroit.
@JaxParowFF
@JaxParowFF 6 лет назад
Knowing Amazon, I wouldn't put it past them to make an actual Robocop.
@AdhityaMohan
@AdhityaMohan 7 лет назад
The amount of alexa triggers in this one made my echo go crazy LOL
@brittneybabeee4031
@brittneybabeee4031 7 лет назад
“Whole Foods? More like Whole Paycheck!” Also true! 😂😂
@emilyk6774
@emilyk6774 7 лет назад
my friend works there and even with the employee discount they have that joke
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 4 года назад
Truth is, you can't feed the population off organic food. It's not efficient enough so there's less of it. Scarcity drives the price up. Makes me call bs on tons of food labeled organic and cheap at large supermarkets.
@davidb7208
@davidb7208 6 лет назад
"Most of these, I can handle on my own"😂😂😂
@younewser
@younewser 7 лет назад
He needs to get rid of the suit and tie and clean cut look. He's going for crazy
@libbybollinger5901
@libbybollinger5901 7 лет назад
Art Vandalay at the very least he needs to ruffle his hair up. Maybe get a bid more of a crazed look in his eyes.
@GAndreC
@GAndreC 7 лет назад
Maybe a one offbut he is quite amusing as it is
@jd-hx2zx
@jd-hx2zx 6 лет назад
Nah, because the neo fascists are also wearing suits and ties and are, if not batshit crazy, certainly a public menace.
@shlokpatel578
@shlokpatel578 6 лет назад
Change Kalamazoo to Kalamazon and they're there
@dretsie3266
@dretsie3266 7 лет назад
as a belgian i feel honored that we are considered enemies :)
@PaulHo
@PaulHo 7 лет назад
Puerto Rico, they could use the investment.
@gurug1161
@gurug1161 7 лет назад
Paul Ho you mistook donations to investment and /or vice versa
@PaulHo
@PaulHo 7 лет назад
Guru G right, instead of people giving money, they can be made to give money through grants and taxes.
@shadebug
@shadebug 7 лет назад
This is actually a pretty great plan. A few years of massive construction followed by thousands of new jobs and, presumably, a fudgeton more traffic through the airport
@shadebug
@shadebug 7 лет назад
That is a well reasoned and explained argument. I'm glad we've had this discussion
@hashish2020
@hashish2020 7 лет назад
Yea because a logistics company really wants to be on an island
@Sacchidanand
@Sacchidanand 7 лет назад
Thank you Alexa 😂😂
@TheSupart91
@TheSupart91 7 лет назад
that whole foods joke made drop a duece laughing... good thing i was already on the toilet 😂😂😂
@rajasmasala
@rajasmasala 7 лет назад
This was exactly the appeal of the Colbert Report for me. Maybe because jokes are funny because true, the format naturally gravitates towards the most true and troubling things about these companies.
@w.tollefson371
@w.tollefson371 7 лет назад
Whole Paycheck...LOL!!!
@anarkey2956
@anarkey2956 7 лет назад
"according to the mainstream town coroner"... Must admit I loved this bit.
@mads1097
@mads1097 4 года назад
i know this is satire, but amazon actually IS the enemy
@MultiZelda13
@MultiZelda13 6 лет назад
You made a pitch to Amazon about Kalamazoo without pointing out that Amazon is practically in the name
@ryanwinter4579
@ryanwinter4579 5 месяцев назад
That diplodocus joke should've gotten a way bigger laugh
@bbgum1877
@bbgum1877 7 лет назад
Klepper is not bad at it. Funny show
@JesusGodHolySpirit3
@JesusGodHolySpirit3 6 лет назад
The only thing I don't want is to *work for and under* AMAZON. Nor do I want my family members to work *for* Amazon.
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 4 года назад
Taxbreaks, that's ridiculous!
@jhefferson9048
@jhefferson9048 7 лет назад
"whole foods more like whole paychecks" haHaa
@olifante1035
@olifante1035 7 лет назад
Now why was there an Amazon ad at the beginning of this video?
@kasiakondracki5171
@kasiakondracki5171 6 лет назад
Hang on, do those politicians really have Alexa in their offices? Is her security clearance higher than Jared Kushners or the same?
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 6 лет назад
Oh wow guys, remember the lead paint emporium?.. those were the days haha
@invertexto.
@invertexto. 7 лет назад
I love this show lol
@yacovpaley7883
@yacovpaley7883 7 лет назад
As a Seattlite its funny to watch other cities vie for Amazon
@theartguy6776
@theartguy6776 7 лет назад
This made me want to shop on Amazon even more.
@ScienceKing
@ScienceKing 7 лет назад
Bobby Hopewell says "Thanks, Jordan!" Also, as of air, we're up to 42 breweries and the radon is getting worse.
@jaelynnzee9091
@jaelynnzee9091 7 лет назад
The sad part is, the things he's talking about are not funny and true to lookout for! Lead poisoning in MI and East Chicago is ruining lives. Flint still has no water. Amazon IS a monopoly b/c people are too lazy and they took a loss for a while to undercut the competition.
@zachherr6436
@zachherr6436 7 лет назад
Did anyone else see the commercial prior to this where 5 grown men abandon their lives, spouses, and kids to play COD? Seems legit.... That's all
@davidc1373
@davidc1373 7 лет назад
As a Kzoo native. Thanks. I think
@laurelsilberman5705
@laurelsilberman5705 7 лет назад
Dang! That was pretty good!!
@browneagle9692
@browneagle9692 6 лет назад
You taking about childless Trevor. Noah Jajajaja
@Taidgh17
@Taidgh17 7 лет назад
Shout out to Rowan atkinsons skit on the Belgians
@mrpepin
@mrpepin 7 лет назад
As a Belgian : Why am I an enemy ? :D
@Coni2009
@Coni2009 7 лет назад
Sébastien PEPINSTER Because you’ve got it all ... beer, chocolate, waffles, and mayonnaise on chips! You’re not the enemy, you’re top of the US wish-list.
@ZeroOskul
@ZeroOskul 7 лет назад
There is no such thing as a diplodocus, it is a brontosaurus, which is actually a kind of apatasaurus, a close relative of the brachiosaurus.
@TheRamiel001
@TheRamiel001 7 лет назад
Okay... but amazon is am enormous corporation that swallows any and all competition...
@coulterdittman
@coulterdittman 6 лет назад
Greetings from bizarro Seattle
@rlevy13
@rlevy13 3 года назад
Was this show canceled? If so, why?
@gjhslibraryrocks
@gjhslibraryrocks 7 лет назад
I really feel like they're trying to make him into the new Stephen Colbert character
@kantstenchonthemel5641
@kantstenchonthemel5641 7 лет назад
amazon is skynet
@snakekc1
@snakekc1 6 лет назад
Hey we're in Missouri the REAL Kansas City! Lol btw Amazon turned us down lol!
@LemonadepieX
@LemonadepieX 7 лет назад
You forgot to mention Amazon bought the Washington post
@amandawatson5931
@amandawatson5931 7 лет назад
Feels like reverse advertising? Like, they're terrible but look at all the things?
@mrtambourineman6107
@mrtambourineman6107 6 лет назад
Amazon have developed a teleprinter, where by anything you order will be with you instantaneously! Amazing World ey
@cherchuhaikieu4328
@cherchuhaikieu4328 3 года назад
Of course tax breaks for the super super rich.
@natew1494
@natew1494 7 лет назад
Kzoo!!!
@AmirandJake
@AmirandJake 7 лет назад
Needs more jowl fat and slobbering rage. Also, BUY HIS FOOT CREAM!
@itsjonah4686
@itsjonah4686 7 лет назад
Lol
@lornanunez2563
@lornanunez2563 7 лет назад
R Thay link with the Russian by any chance.
@daithinolanskl1977
@daithinolanskl1977 7 лет назад
Who else went to see what the fuck Trasparent was all about?
@gypsysnickerdoodle4354
@gypsysnickerdoodle4354 7 лет назад
This show isn’t working for me I really wanted it to work, but it isnt
@j-wizzhathorn674
@j-wizzhathorn674 4 года назад
What is a 'diploticus'?
@ELHEFEE
@ELHEFEE 7 лет назад
He is waaaay funnier on TLS.
@Freshcornpop
@Freshcornpop 7 лет назад
A B yeah he needs to get back on stage with Jon batiste
@masonm2232
@masonm2232 7 лет назад
"Google it" "but don't trust Google cause they're following you" ...should I use bing then?
@xHaloxReviewerx117x
@xHaloxReviewerx117x 7 лет назад
Hazel M yes
@Liliputian07
@Liliputian07 4 года назад
duckduckgo
@YoloSage100
@YoloSage100 7 лет назад
THIS DUDE IS FROM MY HOMETOWN OF KALAMAZOO. His mom works at the school nearby. Finally someone from kalamazoo is doing something with their lives. Hillary clinton marginalized michigan and wisconsin #bernie2020
@un9152
@un9152 6 лет назад
Kind of funny, but not for who's city gets chosen and taxpayers get screwed over and gentrified out.
@galeh6904
@galeh6904 7 лет назад
KalAmazon
@Freshcornpop
@Freshcornpop 7 лет назад
destroy the oligapaligies
@matheoaubry7838
@matheoaubry7838 7 лет назад
Signal strike item attack police search last swing.
@matissebeerlandt8856
@matissebeerlandt8856 5 лет назад
On a different note, why are Belgians on th list?? o.O
@helichopperzero2218
@helichopperzero2218 6 лет назад
*Bezos Laughing*
@crockerpot18
@crockerpot18 7 лет назад
Amazon or #amazing
@crockerpot18
@crockerpot18 7 лет назад
5:20 "were not in Kansas anymore..." #smores
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 года назад
Conservatives hate amazon for the wrong reasons and that's coming from a (center) libertarian
@harate
@harate 7 лет назад
*skynet joke*
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 7 лет назад
Hmmm, I know this show is satire but I actually agree with a lot of it (maybe not the fear mongering) I feel the far right and anyone left of the Democrats should agree that Amazon’s power has become a problem.
@eokingkong3853
@eokingkong3853 7 лет назад
It's stocks went up because of trump
@pjacobsen1000
@pjacobsen1000 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert did this exact show and did it better. Much better.
@patdan123
@patdan123 6 лет назад
Peter Jacobsen he is still new. Give him some slack.
@olivierannaert7603
@olivierannaert7603 7 лет назад
be reeeeeeally scared of the belgians !!!
@TheZHpredator
@TheZHpredator 7 лет назад
Jordan go out on the streets and ask question to pro trump americans. I want more of them!! ``Why was obama not in the oval office when 9/11 happend?`` hahah this people....
@CommentsRus100
@CommentsRus100 7 лет назад
Kalamazoo sucks.
@itsjonah4686
@itsjonah4686 7 лет назад
First
@jasonlira2755
@jasonlira2755 7 лет назад
Klepper was decent on the daily show but he's not really working as a lead. It's like he's trying to do Stephen Colbert's old shtick, but he's just not as funny
@jacksforehead4831
@jacksforehead4831 7 лет назад
5th
@bertalang6461
@bertalang6461 7 лет назад
Surround Israeli advocate wifhit television waste Christian at
@DeusEx.Machina
@DeusEx.Machina 7 лет назад
He had a lot more material to play with at the daily show; the whole idea of the opposition is crippling his satire talent.
@jwk128
@jwk128 7 лет назад
I don't know, he seems to get better as he goes with this.
@corbelius6
@corbelius6 7 лет назад
Meh, getting better
@nopoint8783
@nopoint8783 7 лет назад
Does Jordan support Marxism? Honest question. I know he's doing the Colbert shtick but is he really advocating for it?
@rynegreen7902
@rynegreen7902 7 лет назад
Remo Williams I'm sure he is for things like a livings and programs that help the working class but I doubt he is for Marxism. But you won't see them pushing for taking all of the wealth away from the rich
@bryanwilliams8594
@bryanwilliams8594 7 лет назад
This show will help bankrupt CC, along with the rest of the left winger punks who think they're funny😂 And trump wins in 2020 by a land slide, to that I say great job!
@eliasthomasthomas7615
@eliasthomasthomas7615 7 лет назад
Bryan Williams & don't forget to add alex froggy jones to trumps 2020 as vice president lol.
@voLumez
@voLumez 7 лет назад
Go back to your trailer
@voLumez
@voLumez 7 лет назад
Actually surprised you have internet in the middle of the woods
@docmalthus
@docmalthus 7 лет назад
Bryan Williams You forgot to add, "Hey Alexa, come to Ed Gein City, Wisconsin!"
@Juggernaut2030
@Juggernaut2030 7 лет назад
Show me a conservative comedian who is funny and I'll watch. Better yet show me a nation who has differences but yet we still function as one overall. Show me a society who if one person or one group is hurting we acknowledge their struggle and do what ever it takes to ease their pain. This goes for all people white, black, asian, latino, man, woman, straight, gay, trans, and even Canadian. Except Justin Beiber, Bill Cosby, Jared from Subway and the father from Seventh Heaven. Those people can burn in hell
@PhatAssObese
@PhatAssObese 7 лет назад
wow, they actually acknowledged Alex Jones. He is crazy but does call out alot of stories before anyone else.
@wickedamoeba8719
@wickedamoeba8719 7 лет назад
I think Colbert has found a worthy successor.🤔😂
@kimiyao2546
@kimiyao2546 3 года назад
you can NEVER trust the MAINSTREAM town coroner!
@terryjackson-chubick2506
@terryjackson-chubick2506 7 лет назад
I live in KC. I get that joke!
@kaygeejozee2558
@kaygeejozee2558 7 лет назад
Frisco, TX? Tucson, AZ? Really? I thought Bezos is part of the progressive cesspool, but you want his co. in your town. Jokes aside, the show is getting better, these things take time.
@handarule
@handarule 7 лет назад
Tucson is a pretty liberal city. Idk about Frisco, but many cities in otherwise reddish states are themselves pretty blue. But yeah this show is getting good. Good to see Jordan freed from the dumb recycled bits the Daily Show was having him do.
@rendericeib4513
@rendericeib4513 7 лет назад
Matthew 20:26 Not so with you. Instead, whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant. AMAZON MUST BE NATIONALIZED
@DifficultAI
@DifficultAI 7 лет назад
Quick question. Why are Belgians, Carbs, and Maps with Names on the list?
@excrossbones
@excrossbones 7 лет назад
Its true. There are like 37 microbrews downtown Kalamazoo
@andybrinegar8861
@andybrinegar8861 7 лет назад
This would be a lot funnier if the audience actually laughed at the sorta in-between jokes.
@mannyghotra8415
@mannyghotra8415 7 лет назад
There is no difference between this show and Alex jones show. Both are funny.
@ehoc42
@ehoc42 7 лет назад
I feel like this is supposed to copy the Colbert Report and is failing
@Femox360
@Femox360 7 лет назад
this is waaaaaaay better than the new daily show. jordan its just funnier than trevor noah
@sammyvincent9615
@sammyvincent9615 7 лет назад
War against spooky skelymen, be ready for the doots
@jd-hx2zx
@jd-hx2zx 6 лет назад
Slim fit jeans? How dare you!
@Bridg2Peace
@Bridg2Peace 7 лет назад
Funny, but HQ2 aren't 3 numbers. Huh?
@egoarmyic
@egoarmyic 7 лет назад
Why the h*ck are you uploading this late?
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