The Pat McAfee Show | Friday April 2nd, 2021 

Boston Conner and that toxic table with Ty are a great tag team.

Ariel Helwani is such a great villain on the show. I love it

Ariel on here is honestly greatest thing to happen to this show. Him and Dane are the best 2 guest

Streetbeefs: HEELwani vs McAffee

Helwani-Pat is ELECTRIC

3:28:38 - 3:30:30 Ty is a goddamn unstoppable comedy machine💀 THIS SHOW

That name change for HEELWANI at 1:45:16 was elite Zito production

Ariel Helwani hour 2 best part of the show 😂😂😂

Ty Schmidt has to be the funniest SOB ever in mankind

The fact that Ariel is actually rattling some people shows he’s doing Heelwani perfectly. Lighten up and thank Mr. and Mrs. Helwani for letting him out to SAVE this RINKY DINK SHOW.

Let’s just do a Kickstarter to get these boys a franchise

Helwani on the show is hysterical. He actually made up a LITTLE for the lack of AJ

“Mmhmm” -Ty

Happy Feel Good Friday!! 5:20 ( RIP Jesus, Elfs do make toys, Dom Bautista, Sport's New is Dry right now, Yankees lost, Young NFL Owners don't happen, Bezos in the NFL, Jim handing out Hundos, I'm the captain now, Lord Zito's Big ol'Poll ) 43:07 ( Hitting the phones: Wrestling Walls being broken, Chicago Ownership, QB1 Dalton) 1:05:20 (NFL will rake in all the $$, ESPN Tag Team Champion Ariel Helwani, Xavier Woods is in the NFL? ) 1:52:50 ( NFC East Talk, 6-11 sounds like dog shit ) 2:05:20 ( Colts Corner Back Xavier Rhodes ) 2:30:10 ( 49ers asking for a 1st round pick for Jimmy G, April Fools joke backfires, Sam Brown Corn guy, Raven's propose Mickey Mouse shit, where will Kyle Pitts go ) 3:00:10 ( Billy Tubes professional Coder who lives in the internet, Toxic Table turns on itself, Serial Killer Talk, Foxy Curse, Consistent eggs, Pats new bed )

1:15:40 Ariel Helwani interview. My favorite scheduled interview of the week on PMS. Thank You ESPN. I apologize for my vile & angry words I directed at you guys

THANK YOUUUU HEELWANI

This man check swinging in the middle of a call is why this show does NOT STINK!! Lmaooo Pure comedy

The best part of Ariel's appearance was his joke about Good Friday. A jew, saying Good Friday is his favourite holiday is so hilarious and went over the head of 99% of listeners lol

Happy Good Friday and Easter everyone!

We need to fund cloning equipment for Ty to fit all of his cameos into the program.

Dom Bautista 😂

At least I’m not promoting a MURDER!!! Boston Connor is hilarious 😂😂😂

One day they’ll interview Tom Brady...

Glad to see Helwani back!

Was laughing consistently through this ep. Man oh man is Ty Schmidt hilarious.

They need a shirt that says Ariel Helwani sucks on Espn y’all can just give me a free one for figuring it out

Thank you for the greatness boys

Mob hit on Jesus this 😂😂 this show

Toxic table absolutely gold from around 19:00 🤣🤣

It was a feel Good Friday..... and then that Helwani STOOOGGGEEEE comes on. 😤😤😤

What a show pal! When I get the nuts to call the show one day I will

Pat and the boys, can you please bring a professional tennis player on this show to interview? I think you will find it very fascinating and it would make a great segment!! Tennis is a great sport and I love how you guys discussed it a year ago when you made the tennis is underrated video!!

I want to hear the Boys adaptation of the "virgin" Mary.

Awesome guys. Keep up the good work.

This is absolute comedy! I've never seen this side of Ariel before. He's gone full ARIEL lmfao

My favorite show

What will they think of next. The Red Rifle shirt is such a hilarious novelty gift that I must have.

The beginning of this show 😂😂

Thought he said “Dong Batista” 😂😂😂

who knows when/if the Broncos ownership squabble ends anytime soon but Brittany Bowel (aged 30) seems to be the frontrunner and is working her butt off to prove she is all in on being owner. Rooting for her!! p.s. I know this is legacy ownership but just in regards to Jim Irsay's age when he took over. Love the show!!

Pat and the boys definitely watched the TDK trilogy this week

3 yo can definitely say sentences and can remember words forever..💯😂

Ty is the man!

Ariel said, "You make me sick." LMFAO

HEY....COOL GLASSES! AND HAPPY EASTER!!!

The goat caller 1:46:44

Pat I listen to you while I sleep you and Tyler's voice are serenading

Reason I love college football overtime it's because the over usually hits.

Talk about me the security guard who helped out of the March madness game tonight!

Pat and the guys, love the show. The other day you were talking about the long term goal of team ownership. I want to invest all in “Brother”. I’ll bring millions of good intentions, significantly less dollars and a failing/stressed liver, but will make up for it in enthusiasm. Let me know when your ready for me to sign? Lol keep up the good work. Makes morning sports fun to watch again.

Dane and Ariel... now get Jett back on please!

Todays show: Pat revealing how he never went to Church.

How about for the sudden death kick off you have the punter punt the ball from thier own end zone and wherever it lands is where the kicker kicks from, that way you can gain an advantage or disadvantage depending on the punter so a good punter can help out a bad kicker or a bad punter screw over a good punter

no one: boston connor: OH YEAH

Here for Helwani

God I hope you guys buy a NFL team 🔥🐐. 18:00 min mark PatMcfeeshow for the win! For the boyssssss

I love Ariel 😂😂😂😂

This show ...... THIS show

TY, Irv Smith played for Alabama not USC

Went to hour 2 and didn't see AJ. Not sure I can watch today

Finally figured out what Mansiri is supposed to do..💀💀💀 The way it went on the pod I'm surprised they're still there

Helwani is the greatest 😂

Should get poppa Do-V on the show. We see his tweets errday and he's a great insider! Doooo veeee, do vee doooo

Yo Pat...is that iron city in that glass or an Indy special brew?

@1:58:03 Ty Irv Smith played football in college at Alabama....not USC. But yes he is very good.

To Jojo.. the caller who spoke Spanish and then claims they don’t speak Spanish... Mark Cuban is 5 years older than Jeff Bezos.. Jeff Bezos is exactly who we all should want to own a franchise.

The concept of Christmas comes from the Siberian celebration of the winter solstice. Shamans would come down chimneys and place either the stuff necessary to grow amanita muscaria mushrooms 🍄 or they'd put the shroom in the stockings. Fun fact, a handful of psychedelics can be grown from carniferis (christmas) trees. And Caribou (also known as Reindeer) have been known to craze the smell of piss humans after they took amanita muscaria. There also used to be a lot of fairies and mushrooms used in association with Christmas decades ago but somehow is gone from the Christmas themes of today (I don't actually know all of this, I just watched the Joe rogan podcast with Graham hancock and Brian murcasian or whatever his name is)

The eggs and rabbits are a reflection of fertility, and rebirth. It all stems from the Pagan holiday, In fact Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after 3/20 (Vernal equinox)

I just realized the egg mcmuffin has Canadian bacon and American cheese on an English muffin

Ariel couldn't hold my jockstrap

SoS !!!! Dane & Heal

Won’t week 17 be a possible match up for a super bowl? Also won’t there be a higher chance that the starters won’t be playing this game? My Bears are coming to Vegas (where I’m currently living) just wondering. Thanks for doing what you boys do! Left Stern and found something similar to Stern when I started listening in 96.

Does anyone else think the podcaster kid from the new mighty ducks show reminds them of Pat? The kid is hilarious

I think ariel is possibly the best guest

Xavier is a good guy shout out Colt Culture

Ariel is Corey from Trailer Park Boys stg.

wait so is the combine actually happening?

No mention of friend of the show, Darren Waller when Pat's names off a dozen good tight ends. 🤔

You wouldn't be able to do 8 teams a conference with two Byes..😂😂😂.. unless three teams are going to play two teams in the divisional round

I hate the argument about their pay. Im a Marine and the fact is, I was a high school kid with no marketable skills and people arent paying billions for the tv rights to watch me fix fuckin aircraft. People need to stop comparing service members to pro athletes I'm terms of pay. Dumb as hell.

Helwani Fridays!

Bezos buying the Boltz? SIMMER DAHN.

The billions annnnnnnnnn billions 😂

Billy Tubes is a 100T fan?

Jeez guys come on, Minnesota isn't good at hockey because they're canada, they're good at hockey because they're Sweden.

Someone in the live comments said Bears going all the way. The way I see it wherever they are going all the way to, they might as well take the Blackhawks White Sox and Cubs with them cuz none of them are going to win SFA this year.

Do I have this right. They took out a preseason game and added a regular season game. In other words, they didn't really ADD a game. They renamed one. Players under contract would be obliged to play in all the games on the slate regardless of what you call them so its not any skin off the players. Yeah, some of these stars that wouldn't play in all the preseason games gotta buck up, but a lot of those mid to bottom tier players would be suited up for every game.

Thank you fellas for letting me enjoy my G'Day while I was laying in the hospital like a . The Ariel segz neeg to come back bro

Someone give ariel a cartoon voiceover job

Pat and the Boys should do how the Packers do ownership and crowd fund the money to support it to buy a NFL Team. I'll buy that for a dollar, lol

Ariel STINKS!! He’s a clown! 🤡 😂

Hey yo where’s A to tha J to keep you in check pat?

3:07:25

if McAfee and Ariel don't work together in the future, it would be a travesty

Damn, I need that KFC now.

Tom Brady wants to bring back the baseball team that drafted him...THE MONTREAL EXPOS!Go in with him partner

Terrible twos, troublesome threes

AYO ANYONE KNOW THE SONG AT 37:25????

Ariel is over his head now

Hate how obsessed with money humans are